A Custom Objectionable Word List Ate My Homework 386
theodp writes "Among the first three schools using Chromebooks for Education is the Merton Community School District, which decided to go Chromebook after the Wisconsin Dept. of Public Instruction (WDPI) issued a news release (created using PDFMaker for Word) announcing that all Wisconsin schools can have access to Google Apps for Education by simply downloading a Google Consent Form (Microsoft Word format, oddly) from the WDPI website, completing & signing it, and submitting it to Google. And to help get the schools going, a separate Wisconsin Google Apps for Education website aims to jumpstart things with weekly webinars, the first of which — Getting started with the Google Apps for Education Control Panel — shows school officials how they can sandbox 'Naughty Students' and filter objectionable content. While Google illustrates how a list of 'custom objectionable words' can be used to flag and/or block students' e-mail with some cute examples — different spellings of 'booger' and a regex to block variants like 'b00g3r' — things get considerably nastier in the real world, as this NSFW custom objectionable word list used by the North Canton City Schools shows."
What an Unreadable and Horrible Summary (Score:5, Insightful)
Can someone cut the extraneous crap and useless hyperlinks of this story and also re-edit so this is actually readable? I have no idea what the story is here.
Re:What an Unreadable and Horrible Summary (Score:5, Informative)
Schools are censoring students using Google Docs. If you click the last link and log in to your Google account, you will see the list of words:
I can understand the school's desire to maintain a certain level of maturity, but this needs to be the job of the parents and teachers, not the technology. As a father of two boys, I want them to have the opportunity to act stupid, so I can correct them and tell them what is and is not appropriate. I don't want a computer enforcing that for me.
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I see 'niggah' is just fine..
Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19ioGniZ88 [youtube.com]
Re:What an Unreadable and Horrible Summary (Score:4, Insightful)
However, some of these words should cause all sorts of innocent amusement. For instance, the word "ejaculated" will not be unfamiliar to readers of Enid Blyton [wikipedia.org], just as the word "bastard" would be equally recognisable to anyone who has studied the lineage of various royal families.
Re:What an Unreadable and Horrible Summary (Score:4, Insightful)
However, some of these words should cause all sorts of innocent amusement. For instance, the word "ejaculated" will not be unfamiliar to readers of Enid Blyton [wikipedia.org], just as the word "bastard" would be equally recognisable to anyone who has studied the lineage of various royal families.
"Ejaculated" as a synonym for "said" has pretty much left the language except for historical use and in bad-writing-contest entries.
It's hard to see how they can censor "Dick," on the other hand. Some students just can't put their name on homework?
And several of these words have other uses-- "dike" and "cock," for example. (So, in the New Testament, Peter denies Jesus before a bird-that-can't-be-named crows twice?)
Hope none of the students write about Dick van Dyke!
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The first time I ever saw the word used that way was in H. G. Wells' novel The War of the Worlds. Late at night, on the run from the Martians, the main character enters someone's house -- IIRC it was the mayor of the town the character was passing through -- and the unfortunate phrase used to describe the situation was something like The mayor came down the stairs, ejaculating.
When you're 12 years old it's not immediately clear how to picture a scene like this. I had the sense not to ask my mom, at least.
Re:What an Unreadable and Horrible Summary (Score:5, Insightful)
Odd that a school would block words like penis and vagina, it seems to me those words would prove quite useful for biology lessons.
Perhaps the students should just start communicating in Spanish.
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The Spanish word for vagina is, you guessed it, vagina. That's no help here
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What's the Spanish word for cunt? :p
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Or use fun words - cock is a male rooster, pussy is a cat, bitch is a female dog, ass is a donkey. Make sure to work them into your essays thoroughly AND appropriately.
As I walked through the farmyard, the pussy kept rubbing up against my legs, looking for a treat. I finally came to the chicken coop and saw a very large cock on top of the house. Later, I put on my leathers and got my bitch to round up my ass so I could go for a ride.
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Heh, reminds me of a joke:
A Bus stops and two men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
Emma come first, then I come.
Then two asses come togeder.
I come once-a-mora.
Two asses, they come togeder again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.
"You foul mouthed swine" says the lady, "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady" said the man "I'm a justa tellin' my friend how to spella 'Mississippi' "
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Coming back from the ride I fixed the failing screw in the kitchen cupboard.
This world has officially gone mad. It's going to be real fun whey they have to ban milk, stuff, and other very common words which can easily be used with a double meaning....
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Don't forget "homo" sapiens.
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Don't forget "homo" sapiens.
Don't go queering things for us now.
Re:What an Unreadable and Horrible Summary (Score:4, Interesting)
I can understand the school's desire to maintain a certain level of maturity, but this needs to be the job of the parents and teachers, not the technology. As a father of two boys, I want them to have the opportunity to act stupid, so I can correct them and tell them what is and is not appropriate. I don't want a computer enforcing that for me.
I am of the opinion that such censorship maintains immaturity. Everyone curses. Learning where it is appropriate and where it is not is a part of growing up, and school children should be able to figure out for themselves where it fits. Certainly I would expect to see many of those words appear in any kind of creative writing homework.
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Steven Fry once said (in Paperweight [wikipedia.org] I think) that if we really wanted to stop people using "swear words" we should just use the words for their intended meaning instead of trying to cover our embaressment by using ridiculous flowery language. Eg. just say fuck instead of "making love", say shit instead of "going to the bathroom", etc. The words only have power because we avoid using them.
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NOOOO!!!!!! Don't use the word 'shit'!!! It causes bubonic plague [wikipedia.org]!!!
Words and their power (Score:3)
Related and always relevant: the famous Lenny Bruce "Nigger routine". [youtube.com]
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Absolutely...and we need to lose this ridiculous naivety when it comes to kids already. We all either used ourselves or heard in regular usage every one of these words by the time we hit middle school. We survived. It's amazing, really.
So many people grow up and just forget all those years or something, I don't know. I mean, hell, we used to talk dirty, do drugs and have sex at school, let alone in general. It's part of growing up. Short of locking your kids in a room until they turn 18 and home schoo
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Fortunately, this "technology" is so primitive that it's worse than useless for its purpose. For instance, if I want to know what variant of "mother-fucker" I will slip through the filter, I just scan the list for suggestions until I note that "mothafucka" is blocked, but "motherfucka" isn't. If I have an irresistible urge to blaspheme, I might note that "goddamn" is blocked, but its synonym "goddamned" is not. Also, "Blow me, you dipshit," seems to be A-Okay.
But, what really sucks about it, as usual, i
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It might be hard to write car maintenance manuals if this word is banned.
However, you might want to ban pencils and paper, because students ahve been known to write rude words and draw pornographic pictures using pencils or, even (shock of shocks) Crayolas!
Better, ban Litteracy as students might write litter! (You might need to check if the Taliban or Texas School Board already have a patent on that!)
Re:What an Unreadable and Horrible Summary (Score:5, Insightful)
"screw" is on there too.
As are serious words like "rape"
Sexuality themed words are in there. pube, vagina, homo, anus, dildo, orgasm, clitoris. It sounds like some unimaginative school board operator just did a mind dump of every word he or she could think of. Some therapist should have a chat with them.
Re:What an Unreadable and Horrible Summary (Score:5, Funny)
Hehhh. Hehhhh. You said "the rapist".
Luckily, I see "fucktard" isn't on the list, so we can still accurately describe the list's author.
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"You fell victim to one of the cl***ic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.'"
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Bad words are horrible and must be blocked immediately. They will corrupt the minds of the children!
I can understand the school's desire to maintain a certain level of maturity
Yeah. Anyone who uses these words is clearly immature. That's my opinion (which makes it a universal fact).
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Especially because vagina, scrotum, penis, orgasm, ejaculate, clitoris and anus are in my opinion in no way objectionable. There are a lot of contexts in which using these word in school makes sense. I wonder how to explain plain sexual intercourse, fundamental anatomy and contraception methods without those.
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ballsack bastard beastiality biatch bitch
So if you spell it correctly, you can use "bestiality".
They block "hell" "cum" (a fine Latin word) "jackass" "retard" "screw"?
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I think this list was designed
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That spread sheet also contains email addresses:
hsfilter@northcantonschools.org
elemfilter@northcantonschools.org
Maybe time to do some mind sharing - not only with those addresses, but with principles of schools or whoever is behind this shit. Don't have kids a right to free speech?
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Sounds like they wont be graduating Magna Cum Laude.
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It's funny, ask most anyone what they think of leet-speak and the shortcuts the younger generation takes in communication, especially someone in the education field, and they will generally think it's the most horrible thing ever to happen to the English language....then, they turn around and put word filters up which, as we all know, are what drives the creation of the leet-speak in the first place.
Maybe we should just accept that kids talk about inappropriate things with each other and encourage proper sp
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Yes, that's much more readable than TFS.
Indeed.One thing I find curious, though, is the fact that "wank" is included, while "codswallop" is not, despite the fact that they mean exactly the same thing.
That's because this is a list in English. Not British.
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I suppose the interesting link is the last one, which goes to a Google spreadsheet with the list of custom "objectionable" words. It bounces ingoing and outgoing mails with a list of vulgar terms (a fairly broad one; "hell"? really?). For outgoing mails, it bounces the mail AND sends a copy of it to the staff.
There is also a list of "concern words" like gun, shoot, knife but also sex, drunk, gay, lesbian (WTF) which get delivered but ALSO copied to the staff address. I assume without notifying the student.
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The document is indeed very revealing, and damning. It wouldn't fly here in NL either, especially because of the gay/lesbian part.
I guess one other interesting thing is that this filter is publicly available at all. If we can see it, clearly their students should be able to see it - albeit perhaps not from the school network.
Which means that kids are just going to go out of their way to either evade the list (rot13 will do), or trigger it creatively in ways that will get calls placed to their parents (who
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Which means that kids are just going to go out of their way to either evade the list (rot13 will do), or trigger it creatively in ways that will get calls placed to their parents (who, preferably, would be let in on this by the student and will just have a hearty laugh).
Yeah, if the school called me up and told me my kid was using 'inappropriate' words in a paper, I would just tell them to fuck off.
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I'm not certain, but I believe the AC is referring to Germany's notorious banning of language related to a certain militaristic regime from its past.
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Also, I expected to see a story about their newfangled contraption actually eating homework, given the title. Instead, all we get is a dirty words list (tee hee [icanhascheezburger.com]).
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Re:Is this the "American Freedom"? (Score:4, Informative)
Oh, "freedom" is just a marketing slogan here in the U.S. It gets us lots of immigrants that will work for less pay and fewer benefits. The illegal ones are especially beneficial, since they'll work for next to nothing with no benefits.
When politicians use the word, they mean economic freedom - e.g., the right to screw other people out of their money.
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Then don't use Google Censor (Score:2)
If in doubt, do not use Google Censor.
But this is just beyond stupid I must say.
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I would phrase that a little differently.
"If in doubt, don't censor."
Censorship is almost never a "good thing", and it's just so easy for it to become a "bad thing". To have your school hovering over you, watching all your emails, your homework, everything you do seems preposterous to me.
Scunthorpe problem again (Score:2)
Synopsis: The Scunthorpe Problem all over again [wikipedia.org]
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Clbuttic!
Just wait for it to fail the breast cancer test (Score:2)
Just wait for it to fail the breast cancer test and who will take the blame then?
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In its defense (Score:3)
Interesting word list (Score:2)
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As for scrotum and gonads, I do not recall hearing those words mentioned in any biology and "health education" classes, so I guess that will not be a problem either. If you are reading this and thinking, "What the hell is going on with education over there," you must have not been paying attention -- American education is second rate. Schools in America are really meant to condition people to accept a particular social order and hierarch
Far scarier is the "concern" list... (Score:3)
gun shoot stab knife kill hurt fight murder attack punch hate suicide cutting drug drugs pot weed marijuana grass blunt toke stoned beer alcohol booze drunk gay lesbian porn sex molest molested molesting naked nude
Based on the site, admins are forwarded messages with those terms but they are still delivered. If I was a parent I would not let my kids play in this sandbox...
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What I don't understand is why "gay" and "lesbian" are "concern words." I think that's actually more significant and alarming than anything else.
With all the bullying going on in schools, and the corresponding suicides that have peppered the media recently (especially of LGBT teens), I think the last thing that needs to happen are for kids to accidentally out themselves or each other to the designated school censor, whomever that might be.
Why does the North Canton school district feel that they must track
Could we slashdot Google? (Score:2)
I know, it's Sunday, traffic is low, and Google has more servers than anyone. But, I'm watching "Anonymous user xxxx has opened this document" pop up, repeatedly. And, I'm just wondering if we could ever slashdot Google to death. It would be fun to try!
Watching the /. effect in action (Score:2)
Sorry, looks like a reasonable list to me. (Score:4, Insightful)
This doesn't look like a case of censoring the Venus de Milo, or blocking email from someone named Scunthorpe, or anything like that. Nor are there obvious political or religious overtones.
Context matters--what happens to a student who actually uses a "bad" word in an innocent context--"It was a bitch and she had the purtiest coat. I said to the feller owned her, ' When she finds pups,' says I, 'I'd like one.'"--Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings, "The Yearling." Or someone who quotes the F-word passage from "The Catcher in the Rye." Or someone who just barely crosses the line in, let's say, a creative writing piece that too-accurately reports the colloquial language of her peers. The actions the school takes matter. But the list itself, as a trigger for action, seems pretty sensible.
One could easily write an essay on eroticism in Walt Whitman ("I sing the body electric,") or Shakespeare playing to the groundlings ("Spake ye of country matters?"), without violating the list.
This list doesn't look like ludicrous overreaching to me. I enjoyed my giggles from reading it as much as anyone else, and am amused by its being available in an open Google Docs document. But it doesn't reflect poorly on North Canton schools.
Any high school student who uses these words in a piece of schoolwork is either committed a mistake--a mistake that could potentially cost them a job if their adult life--or they're engaged in a breaching experiment. Either way, it is perfectly appropriate for the school to take some kind of action.
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So this one time, I read a book about this kid in Holland who stuck his finger into a queer hole in a dike and probably saved the entire country. Then I went to shop class and screwed a few faggots together (managed to prick my finger in the process). But what do I know, I'm just a stupid homo sapiens. Blue-footed boobies are, of course, naughty, as well as tits, as well as cocks. Wouldn't want anyone seeing a male chicken, for christ's sakes! Ask Dick Cheney, I'm sure he'd agree.
The list is "perfectly appr
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Did you actually read the list or did you just take a quick glance at it?
The following sentences could cause a filter to trip:
"The external male sexual organs - or gonads - are the penis and the testicles. The testicles are enclosed in a sac of skin called the scrotum". (Virtually any biology work concerning sex would suffer equally - "vagina", "clitoris", "orgasm" and "ejaculate" are all in the list).
"The role of chimney sweep Bert in Mary Poppins was played by actor Dick van Dyke".
"As part of this woordw
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Some of us urban dwellers live in a world with a multi-cultural context. Some of us even embrace it. So it strikes me as funny that only English words are deemed worth of being inappropriate.
I should have taught my son to curse in Spanish.
Sorry, looks like an unreasonable list to me. (Score:5, Insightful)
Any high school student who uses these words in a piece of schoolwork is either committed a mistake
Oh yeah? How about an essay that contains something like this:
Although it is less relevant in the modern world, the Bible does contain a prohibition on beastiality (sic, the list doesn't spell this word correctly), which indicates that such practices were known among ancient near-east cultures...
Yeah, it is really a stretch to think that a student would use one of the words on the list in their schoolwork. Many of the words on that list could easily be used in an academic context even at the high school level. A student might be talking about dog breeding and use the word "bitch" appropriately, or might write a report about the history of the gay rights movement which contains various slang words.
The actions the school takes matter. But the list itself, as a trigger for action, seems pretty sensible.
It is sensible if your goal is to condition students to believe that censorship is normal and that if you are going to discuss certain topics it must be under the supervision of an authority figure. What do you think reaches students at a deeper level: a class about the US government which happens to cover the bill of rights, or a censorship system that the students must submit to every day? How much respect for freedom of speech do you think these students will have, after spending years dealing with this sort of censorship?
On the one hand, we criticize the Chinese for doing these sorts of things, we criticize Cisco for providing the necessary equipment, and we encourage people to run proxies and Tor exits. On the other hand, we engage in exactly the same behavior when it comes to our schools and students, we use the same equipment, the same sort of policies, and we discourage students from circumventing the censorship apparatus. What are teachers supposed to say when they teach about current events?
encryped? (Score:2)
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And why would a school block .jobs and .museum? It's as if the school district doesn't want their students to find a job or be educated outside the school.
They don't seem concerned with violence (Score:2)
All the words in this list focus on swearing and swearing only. The words that can actually cause harm to people, words that can be used to utter threats of violence are left out. There's no blocks on murder, stabbing, pipebomb.
The only thing I can conclude from their fine list is they don't care if the student's hurt or kill each other or express their desire to do so. They just don't want them to make love.
So in other words... (Score:3)
Made senseless things begin to do them wrong; For briers and thorns at their apparel snatch; Some sleeves, some hats, from yielders all things catch. I led them on in this distracted fear, And left sweet Pyramus translated there: When in that moment, so it came to pass, Titania waked and straightway loved an ass.
Heck, half the comedy in the play revolves around the double meaning of the word ass.
Git Them Kids That There Web 2.0 Stuff! (Score:2)
https://sites.google.com/site/wiscgapps/wisconsin-google-apps-announcements/consentformandagreementavailable [google.com]
Some of the confidentiality agreement is below. Love the way they name Google as "School Official" to mitigate FERPA. I also linked Wikipedia below for CIPA, COPPA, and FERPA. These are federal, not sure what the state laws and guidelines are in Wisconsin.
Maybe I'm paranoid, and it's okay for targeted
After installing the filter... (Score:2)
There was a 2000% uptick in talk about barriers designed to impound water.
No honours? (Score:3)
So are no students going to graduate cum laude?
I am the author of the spreadsheet in question (Score:3, Informative)
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Interesting. Thanks for stopping by and inviting conversation.
I do have a few questions though. What does the filter do? Does it block the words, or flag them for review? Does it search for exact words, or would it ban words-in-words such as "multithreaded" and "cumlative"? Are you going to have to come up with an exception list to un-ban those words?
Personally I disagree with censorship, because it's always going to be a losing battle: too little benefit, too much cost.
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Flag for review? You mean that just because they are kids they have no right to privacy? and teachers are entitled to read their personal communication, and determine what they can and can't say?
Why is it that always "protect the kids" turns into "human rights don't apply to kids"?
Re:I am the author of the spreadsheet in question (Score:5, Informative)
you would be amazed at what was on the original lists
I am amazed at what remained on your list. What were you thinking? Not only did you block large numbers of works used in a typical biology textbook, you even managed to block words that would be relevant to bible discussions.
However as a school providing email to children, the consensus of our community to to provide some level of filtering.
So you are training your children to accept censorship and to run to authority figures whenever they need to discuss certain topics? If your school district were in a country like China or Myanmar, this policy might make sense.
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Again, this list is a work in progress. We have and will continue to edit it.
The only point at which the list would not interfere with academic discourse is when it is empty, so I hope your "edits" consist of "delete everything."
As for censorship, please understand that filtering is something Ohio schools are required to do
Yet you are also defending the censorship apparatus. You would still be complicit if you sat around saying, "Well, it is my job to set this up, but I do not think it is the right thing to do," but by actively defending the filtering and pretending that the only issue is figuring out which words should be banned, you are taking things to an entirely diff
Bullshit (Score:3)
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So, do you have an excuse for having 'gay' and 'lesbian' on the 'concern words' list?
Re:I am the author of the spreadsheet in question (Score:5, Insightful)
If that's what you're worried about, then you would be far better off having some method by which students can report e-mails that they receive as being threatening or harassing.
Your current system is, in itself, threatening and/or harassing, without providing any benefit at all. The bullies will quickly figure out which words are on your concern list, and stop using those words - while the students who are merely talking to each other about personal issues will have their conversations snooped on by the school administration.
I mean, who do you really think is going to be caught by this concern filter? Albert, a perfectly normal gay student who is just sending his best friend an e-mail about being afraid of telling his parents that he's gay, or Billy the bully, whose goal is to not come to the attention of the school administration, and thus probably has some sort of knowledge about the concern filter and will use words like "ghey" or "ponce" or some school slang you've never even heard in his email?
And that doesn't even consider the fact that there's a plethora of free e-mail providers out there! After a couple of run-ins with the law, Billy the bully's not even going to be sending his evil e-mails from his school account; he'll be logged in to a free Hotmail or Gmail account he set up at the local library. Sure, your system might report these incoming concerning e-mails, but what are you going to do about it? They're pretty much untraceable without a court order.
Basically, your school is wasting their time and money for what amounts to a false sense of security.
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Um. Dude. Paragraphs.
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Isn't it beautiful how everybody is involved in the process, except the actual fucking kids?
Ethics are socially constructed. Only then rules will mean something to a member of a society.
If the rules are created and imposed by someone else, they are just religious morals. By doing this, you are preventing kids from actually creating their own set of ethics, and preventing them from actually feeling those rules as their own. They just see it as yet another stupid restriction put on by their omnipotent overlor
commenting on the lists is missing the story (Score:2)
The real story here is: never ever EVER farm your software tools out to "the cloud" . It's URL filtering all over again. :-)
Feel free to reply with your remote-control-of-your-car analogies
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...what was the actual point here? I kinda lost it sometime after clicking the tenth link.
Too bad. The last link was the potentially most interesting, but it's behind a login.
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anal anus arse ass asses asshole assholes asskisser asswipe ballsack bastard beastiality biatch bitch bitches bitchin bitching blowjob blowjobs boner boob boobies boobs bullshit bunghole buttface buttfuck buttfucker butthole buttplug circlejerk clit clitoris cock cocks cocksuck cocksucker cocksucking cum cumming cums cumshot cunilingus cunillingus cunnilingus cunt cuntlick cuntlicker cuntlicking cunts damn dick dike dildo dildos dipshit douchebag dumbass dy
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Hmm, so if I'm a kid in school, I can't do a report about blue-footed boobies, call a stupid person a "boob", even in fictional dialogue.
They really have it in for the Audubon society, because you mustn't say tit, cock or pecker.
I also thought that fudgepacker was a honest profession.
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Twitter (twat; past tense of tweet)..
No [the-conjugation.com]. There are at least 2 towns called [wikipedia.org] Twatt [wikipedia.org] though.
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