Sweet Revenge On Nigerian Scammers 341
davesag writes "I just came across this fine site, 419Eater, wherin people counter scam the Nigerian 419 scammers that have been plaguing our spam filters for the past few years. The UK paper The Guardian is also running a fine article on this site. The site author, and several other contributors, have taken to responding to the scammers, using obviously fake names and so forth, and then string the scammer along for as long as possible. In many cases they get the scammer to pose for a photograph! Amazingly the scammers are just as gullible and greedy as their typical victims, and fall for the most obvious ruses hook, line, and sinker. 419eater welcomes contributors, so if you ever wanted to get your sweet revenge on these low-lives, here's a channel for you. The 419 refers to the section of the Nigerian criminal code under which such scams fall." We've linked to a few such fraud-baiters before, though few with as amusing a photograph.
419 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:419 (Score:5, Informative)
My own Nigerian experience (Score:4, Interesting)
Shameless plug, but I'm proud.
He's not really a scammer!! (Score:2, Funny)
You missed the best photo! (Score:5, Funny)
Hilarious.
Re:You missed the best photo! (Score:2)
But what are the chances that the scammer actually used on of his friends/co-workers to hold the sign up?
Pretty good I think...
Further Sites (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Further Sites (Score:3, Funny)
"I don't think I can help you, Mr. D---, but I think you might be interested in meeting Mrs. L---, recently a widow, who has a business proposition similar to yours..."
Re:Further Sites (Score:2)
http://packetvision.net/money/
Funny... but be careful! (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Funny... but be careful! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Funny... but be careful! (Score:5, Funny)
That's why Slashdot continues to be the best place to make fun of our way too powerful overlords.
Re:Funny... but be careful! (Score:2)
Re:Funny... but be careful! (Score:2, Funny)
I've been trying for long, long time not to admit that.
Re:Funny... but be careful! (Score:5, Insightful)
Considering that the great majority of computer users on the web probably pirate software, music, and other forms of media every day, that makes us all criminals (at least, according to the RIAA.) Do you feel like killing anybody?
Re:Funny... but be careful! (Score:3, Funny)
Just spammers and RIAA members.
Re:Funny... but be careful! (Score:2, Insightful)
Uh, not "according to the RIAA," but according to the law. Not to mention the moral issues.
I love how Slashdot tries to force the issue into some sort of legal gray area when it's very simple. You're getting music without paying for it like you're supposed to. It's like pirating software, which is for some reason not as trumpeted around here. Why isn't that in the same legal gray area? Oh, that's right, because of Slashdot double standar
Re:Funny... but be careful! (Score:2)
Re:Funny... but be careful! (Score:2)
urban legend in the making (Score:2)
asshats (Score:2)
lack of vision: courtesy of GREED (Score:5, Interesting)
I once conned someone ten minutes after he conned me, in exactly the same way, to teach him a lesson, and he fell for it hook, line, and sinker.
Apparently the cartoons of my youth were right -- evil defeats itself through fatal flaws of its own design.
Lack of vision: courtesy of greed.
Re:lack of vision: courtesy of GREED (Score:5, Funny)
A confidential message (Score:5, Funny)
From: "Deeoni Chow" (address classified)
To: Slashdot
Dear Sir.
My name is Deeoni Chow, and I am the Lawyer of Son of Marcos Jacobs, the recently Assassinated President of Nigeria. Your contact information was referred to me by one of my trusted contacts, whose name I am not at liberty to compromize. I would like to approach you with reguards to a possible lawsuite. Please to remove my clients picture from your internet immediately or we shall sue for $16,000,000.00 (SIXTEEN MILLION) US DOLLARS.
Having a nice day, Hope this helping
Deeoni Chow
Re:A confidential message (Score:2)
Re:A confidential message (Score:2)
"Mr Bukakke"? (Score:2, Funny)
"Other sites feature similar pictures with signs reading 'Iama Dildo', 'Mr Bukakke' and 'Ben Dover'."
They misspelled "bukkake". This is an offence against my sexual orientation!
Hmm. (Score:5, Interesting)
Just what I want (Score:2)
sheesh.
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hmm. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hmm. (Score:2)
Re:Hmm. (Score:2)
Re:Hmm. (Score:2)
Remember, they're pretending to offer a legitimate business deal.
What revenge? (Score:5, Insightful)
This is one of the few scams that I actually don't mind, as anyone foolish enough to think they're going to get millions of dollars in some sort of spontaneous money-laundering scheme, deserves to be penalized for their naivety and perverse sense of greed.
Re:What revenge? (Score:2)
Re:What revenge? (Score:2)
Re:What revenge? (Score:2)
Truly Depressing Part (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:What revenge? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:What revenge? (Score:2)
Or a wedge (the simplest of tools).
Re:What revenge? (Score:2)
Also many of the scammers seem to be using internet cafes for email access so waisting their time conning conners cost them (a little) money.
thespamletter.com (Score:5, Funny)
Re:thespamletter.com (Score:2)
Wouldn't do that myself (Score:5, Insightful)
Personally I would just stay clear of them completely. Making fun of hard core criminals is not always that funny in the end.
Re:Wouldn't do that myself (Score:2)
Sure, you don't want to give out real personal info, but other than that, you're fine
Re:Wouldn't do that myself (Score:5, Insightful)
For example, if someone were to Google my primary e-mail address, they could very well come up with a page that contains my real first and last name. With some of the information on that page, they could track me all over the web, where I've left my original hometown, the city I live in and the general area in that that I'm in now, and the school I attend. They could also find out who some of my online friends are, and could perhaps social engineer more information out of them. All of this is information that I wouldn't want shady characters getting their paws on.
Even though my e-mail address cannot itself be traced to a specific location, I would definitely recommend using a brand-new address if playing with scammers' heads.
Re:Wouldn't do that myself (Score:2)
Even though my e-mail address cannot itself be traced to a specific location, I would definitely recommend using a brand-new address if playing with scammers' heads.
Well, by specific location, I guess I meant in a broader sense...Online or offline. You definately hit it right on the head, though. For instance, my Hotmail account is currently registered to "Anakin Skywalker", thinks i'm 76 years old, and that I live in
Hard core? (Score:2)
Hard core? They run a computer program, and take trips to the local Western Union when suckers send them their money. Hard core over there is same as it is here. Shooting, raping, home invasion, carjacking, robbery...
If that's hard core- lesse, I run computer programs of all sorts and kinds all day, and I stop at the ATM+bank all the time. Egad, I must be Hannibal Lechter then!
Not New (Score:5, Funny)
Been there, done that. (Score:5, Informative)
After a while, he ended up meeting one of the people behind the scam.. in amsterdam. For anyone able to read swedish, the article can be found here [expressen.se].
The best part is definitely the 26th of April.
Back in stockholm
I call Lucas up:
Hi, it's Ingvar
-Where did you go? Are you trying to con me?
Lucas, I'm not who you think I am. I'm a reporter from a large newspaper, I'm just investigating your business.
*silence*
*click*
Re:Been there, done that. (Score:2)
My current revenge . . . (Score:2)
This is much better. I wish I had nerve to try it.
Without Nigerian Scammers (Score:5, Funny)
These are scammers after all (Score:2, Insightful)
..how do you know the photos really are the scammer, and not just another scam?
Re:These are scammers after all (Score:3, Insightful)
Here it is, fourth image from the top.
I received this image as an attachment from "Ibuchi Ibuch". I think that many of these "family photos" are shared and recycled between scammers; they could be of any family who looks a bit to come from the place that the scammer claims to be coming from.
I have over 200 E-mails from these people saved. Here is my favorite way of wasting their time:
1. I se
Worth a Visit (Score:2, Interesting)
Just because their black, ... (Score:4, Insightful)
From what I know (and can tell from the pictures), the people on the pictures are just puppets. Some really literally poor petty crime sobs draw into this to pose for some drug and weapon running band of Uberthugs that will kill you on the spot if they don't like your face. Don't think that anyone of the Nigirian Mafia or whoever is pulling these stunts, would be as dumb as to pose for such a photo. The people behing these scams have contacts to higher bank interns and whatnot, they shure as hell also have the infantry to take care of the 'paperwork'.
Re:Just because their black, ... (Score:2)
Re:Just because their black, ... (Score:3, Offtopic)
I thought maybe you were replying to someone's post saying that because these people were black, they were dumb. But no. Looks like you just put that out there yourself, and then refuted your own statement. Not quite sure why that makes you "insightful". To me it makes you -5, racist.
Re:Just because their black, ... (Score:3, Insightful)
It's not difficult to imagine that these "scam the scammer" types believe in the stereotype. So the parent poster wasn't necessarily being racist, but merely responding to his perception of the site.
The last few years, I've had to undo the racial indoctrination that I was taught i
Read my Sig. (Score:2)
Help bring lonely spammers together. (Score:2, Funny)
In the Soviet Union (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, wait... D'oh!
Maybe reversed?
In the Soviet Union, Nigerians spam you!
huh?
My head hurts...
Re:In the Soviet Union (Score:3, Funny)
In Nigeria, Soviet Russians are spammed by YOU!
Re:In the Soviet Union (Score:2)
Re:In the Soviet Union (Score:2)
scripsit g14ss:
Um, how 'bout ``In Nigeria, the government scams the Nigerians.''
Wait, that's not funny -- it's true.
Something I have started doing... (Score:2)
They are slightly smarter than they look, but they are no foxen.
Stopped spam but .... 404 page cannot...... (Score:2)
But other problems crop up too..... like 404 errors after being
Karma (Score:2)
Now if we could just get them to transfer 13.1 billion (or proportion thereof) out of their bank accounts we could knock em out of business for good...
Also running (Score:2)
This is another site along the line. (Score:2, Interesting)
Just here [ebolamonkeyman.com]. They have managed to pull some pretty funny cons on those people, but I personally don't like the way they finish them. Check out yourselves and judge. They even have a guy who supposedly works for the scammers telling his story (in pretty bad English, but oh well...)
R.How could you guys forget ?!?! (Score:5, Funny)
This was featured on slashdot a while back by another user on Slashdot [slashdot.org] Sunny Dubey
This is the way to combat spam ... (Score:3, Interesting)
I regularly respond to spam. Then when they come calling I ask all sorts of sensible questions just like I was really interested. I try to lead them along for as long a period of time as possible.
Then just when they think they have me, I say: "This is great. I think I am going to have to get one of these. Unfortunately, I am going to buy one from [competitor] instead." They of course, ask why and I tell them I don't do business with spammers and I've just been stringing them along.
Boy do they get pissed. The responses are just classic. (Wish I had recorded them.)
The only way to beat spam is to make it unprofitable. Filtering it out will not work since there is always a percentage of people without filters and spam basically costs the spammers nothing. But by stringing them along such as this, it costs them time and money -- it makes spam unprofitable. Just think -- if 1/2 of 1% of the people that spammer's spammed wasted 10 minutes of a spammer's time and the spammer sent out 30 million e-mails, that would equate to 1,500,000 wasted minutes the spammer would have to spend.
It is awfully hard to waste 1,500,000 minutes and stay in business.
The Tasteless name thread! (Score:3, Funny)
Kareem Incolon (almost sounds like lincoln)
Juan Falacio (Has that zesty spanish feel to it)
Alotta Fagina (Yes I know, Austin Powers)
Barbera Cracklinbush(For the holidays! Chesnuts roasting on an open Cracklinbush)
Celine Doush (Saline Douche)
Ok I got 5, 4 originals. Lets see what the rest of the crowd can come up with.
Re:The Tasteless name thread! (Score:2)
Hugh Jass
Pat Magroin
Amanda Hugginkiss
Mike Rotch
Wayne King
Isabelle Ringing
Ivana Tinkle
Anita Bath
Oliver Klosoff
Bea O'Problem
Seymour Butts
I.P Daily
Holden Magroin
Al Coholic
Stu Pidass
Jock Strap
Faxes from these assmonkeys (Score:2)
But the other day, I walked by our fax machine to find a nigerian scam fax. *sigh*.
This one bets them all... (Score:5, Interesting)
Waiting for Gillian Anderson.. (Score:2)
I almost feel sorry for them..
http://www.419eater.com/html/john_ademola.htm
Maybe the best cure for spam, big groups that bombard them with fake orders, cheques etc? I mean if the police cant get their arse into gear..
SCO is a 419er? (Score:2)
The scammer can get back at you (Score:2)
Re:If you liked that site, you'll love (Score:5, Informative)
Scamorama (Score:5, Funny)
My favourite anti-scam-scam on that site is the one where they got the Nigerian guy to pose for a business card photo under the name "IAMA DILDO." It's laughalicious!
Re:That photograph.. (Score:5, Interesting)
Even if you do the simplest of counter-scam responses, you make spammers' lives that much harder.
Re:That photograph.. (Score:2, Informative)
New Turing Test to Wipe Out Nigerian Scammers! (Score:5, Interesting)
I propose a revised version of the Turing Test designed to wipe out Nigerian scammers.
A program (preferrably written in Perl) will parse the Nigerian scammers letter, and automatically generate a response, leading the scammer into a web that will eventually entagle him and send him to the slammer.
Since the average Nigerian scammer seems a bit dumb to begin with, this might be a suitable stepping stone for the artificial intelligence community to consider.
Re:That photograph.. (Score:3, Interesting)
For example, imagine you set up an spam auto-reply system to send poison replies to the spammers. All you have done is escalate one more level. The spammers would have at le
Re:That photograph.. (Score:2)
419 masterminds trying to find your "hiding spot"?
This ain't a DiNiro movie. Noone's going to come looking for you for stringing along a spammer.
Re:That photograph.. (Score:3, Funny)
These 419 scam baiting web sites should *NOT* be shut down; rather, they should be even more widely disseminated until every high school student discovers the after-school pasttime of baiting 419ers.
Who knows, perhaps every school will
Re:That photograph.. (Score:3, Insightful)
What are you smoking? My spam filter works AMAZINGLY well.
My recommendation is don't play with fire unless you know you don't care about getting burned.
Are you for real? Are you afraid to tell of telemarketers too, because they might come beat you up?
If you ask me, these Web sites that play these games are doing a public disservice and should be shut down. Heck, the Web sites might be created by the 419 scammers th
Re:Little Hat (Score:5, Funny)
Brilliant!
Comment removed (Score:5, Interesting)
Spam Libs!!! (Score:3, Funny)
site at: http://www.southwesternhell.com/perl/weblibs.pl [southwesternhell.com]
From sanusiabiola_311@mail.com Tue Oct 1 21:01:34 2002
Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 21:34:23 -0500
From: sanusi abiola
To: [ Deleted ]
Subject: URGENT BUSINESS
Dear Sir,
I am Dr. Bob Dole, the personal Assistance to the late Nigerian
Minister of Justice and the Attorney General of the Federal Chief
George Bush, who was murdered on 23rd of December 2001 by unknown Gold Bars
I bet the 419ers can be found using that site. (Score:2)
Sigh. I yearn for more interesting UCE.
Re:Western Union numbers (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Western Union numbers (Score:2, Insightful)
Western Union numbers -- RTFA (Score:2)
Re:What a pathetic man (Score:2)
Re:What a pathetic man (Score:2)
Cliches are never insightful, people.
Re:Cost v Benefit (Score:2)