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New Pentagon Report on UFOs: Hundreds of New Incidents, No Evidence of Aliens (apnews.com) 66

"The Pentagon's latest report on UFOs has revealed hundreds of new reports of unidentified and unexplained aerial phenomena," reports the Associated Press, "but no indications suggesting an extraterrestrial origin.

"The review includes hundreds of cases of misidentified balloons, birds and satellites as well as some that defy easy explanation, such as a near-miss between a commercial airliner and a mysterious object off the coast of New York." Federal efforts to study and identify UAPs have focused on potential threats to national security or air safety and not their science fiction aspects. Officials at the Pentagon office created in 2022 to track UAPs, known as the All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office, or AARO, have said there's no indication any of the cases they looked into have unearthly origins. "It is important to underscore that, to date, the All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office has discovered no evidence of extraterrestrial beings, activity, or technology," the authors of the report wrote... Reporting witnesses included commercial and military pilots as well as ground-based observers. Investigators found explanations for nearly 300 of the incidents. In many cases, the unknown objects were found to be balloons, birds, aircraft, drones or satellites. According to the report, Elon Musk's Starlink satellite system is one increasingly common source as people mistake chains of satellites for UFOs. Hundreds of other cases remain unexplained, though the report's authors stressed that is often because there isn't enough information to draw firm conclusions.

No injuries or crashes were reported in any of the incidents, though a commercial flight crew reported one near miss with a "cylindrical object" while flying over the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of New York. That incident remains under investigation. In three other cases, military air crews reported being followed or shadowed by unidentified aircraft, though investigators could find no evidence to link the activity to a foreign power.

The article points out that the report's publication comes "a day after House lawmakers called for greater government transparency during a hearing on unidentified anomalous phenomena." And it concludes with this quote from Republican Represenative Andy Ogles of Tennessee. "There is something out there. The question is: Is it ours, is it someone else's, or is it otherworldly?"
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New Pentagon Report on UFOs: Hundreds of New Incidents, No Evidence of Aliens

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  • Well it's great (Score:1, Offtopic)

    by ZipNada ( 10152669 )

    So glad the GOP house has so much time to do this meaningless grandstanding yet again instead of passing helpful legislation.

    • If you believe this is the stupidest thing congress could be doing now, have I got a bridge to sell you.

      • I'm ready to buy that bridge.

    • by hey! ( 33014 )

      In a world where other countries are developing stealth and hypersonic vehicles, and even high endurance balloon surveillance platforms, UAPs are something to take very seriously.

      Congress should be paying attention to that, but platforming a conspiracy theory pedaling "whistleblower" is a waste of time. He's claiming quite a widespread and elaborate coverup, but he is the *single* source of this story. There is no corroborating data at all.

    • They have to pander to their flat earth base.

    • by gtall ( 79522 )

      Helpful legislation to the GQP means legislation designed to line their or Asshole's pockets. One yokel from some southern state stated that congress's job was to follow Asshole: if he said jump, then we jump. There's some separation of powers for you.

    • by mspohr ( 589790 )

      I'm happy they are wasting time on this since it keeps them from doing real damage if they actually passed some extreme laws.

  • by RightwingNutjob ( 1302813 ) on Saturday November 16, 2024 @09:44PM (#64950997)

    not knowing how to operate their equipment or understanding what it's telling them.

    Out-of-focus birds, commercial airplanes, lens flares, and electronic noise are not aliens.

    Heinlein wrote about this phenomenon in Starship Troopers. 'cept there it was the junior grunt mistaking aliens for sensor noise.

    • by arglebargle_xiv ( 2212710 ) on Saturday November 16, 2024 @10:53PM (#64951069)
      Yeah but when you write it up you've got to call them experts to make it sound serious. Everyone's an expert in something or other so this is perfectly legit, its just that experts in radar technology will say "that's a sensor artefact" while experts in fighter combat will say "that's a UFO". This is why it's important to never ever talk to anyone with specific field knowledge when you're making your UFO documentary.
    • by tlhIngan ( 30335 )

      Actually, it turns out Starlink satellites are also a likely source of the UAP sightings. To get the low latency it has, they have to be low in the sky which means they can catch the sunlight in interesting ways

    • The tin foil hats all had orgasms when a couple of navy ships off california a few years back filmed some "triangle ufos" and the video was confirmed as real by the navy.

      Turns out whoever was using the camera didn't know how to operate it and it was suffering from a bad case of bokeh. The "ufos" were actually aircraft taking off from LAX - proven by the timings and locations - and you can even see some of the "ufos" blinking at the exact same rate as airliner navigation lights.

    • Great book and great author. thanks for reference.
  • Maybe this is where the failed audit money went :-)
    • by gtall ( 79522 )

      The audit of the Pentagon did not fail. In some cases, it has not been completed but that is because of the sheer size and complexity of the task.

  • or misinterpreted optics, or imagination, or bullshit.

    Also "UAP" is as much a misnomer as "UFO" - in the three cases above, it isn't aerial.

    I suggest Unidentified Aerial, Optical, Mental, or Social Phenomenon. (UAOMSP)

    But IMO just a mass delusion, as suggested by maps [reddit.com].

    • I would add Electronic to that, but other than that I think you've summed it up perfectly.
      • "Unidentified Optical, Mental, Electronic, or Social Phenomenon" seems to have the most pronouncable acronym while keeping the emphasis on physical rather than mental/social issues.
    • by sg_oneill ( 159032 ) on Sunday November 17, 2024 @01:45AM (#64951229)

      Yep. I consider it highly likely we'll find evidence of alien life within the next century. But its not going to be space monsters zooming about in flying saucers.

      What we MIGHT find is biosignatures in the spectra of exoplanets indicating microbial (or maybe ,but unlikely, more advanced) style life.

      But little green men visiting us in spaceships? No. Physics is a bitch, and the same hard limit of light speed will be just as true for our species a thousand or even million years of further tech development as it is now. Relatiity doesnt care how futuristic a species is, FTL is forbiden.

      • by gtall ( 79522 )

        Put another way, you cannot here from there. And don't count out the space bugs just yet. The space nutters can easily devise a method whereby the space bugs can work together to get a space craft able to fly faster than the speed of light. The little critters start small, like building a pink unicorn. After that, conquering space is easy.

  • Drones (Score:5, Funny)

    by uncoveror ( 570620 ) on Saturday November 16, 2024 @10:15PM (#64951025) Homepage
    Say that UFOs are alien visitors and no one bats an eye. Say they are Russian and Chinese drones and everyone loses their minds!
  • by Eunomion ( 8640039 ) on Saturday November 16, 2024 @10:15PM (#64951027)
    You don't bring up the absence of evidence for something unless you're still trying to put the topic in people's minds. STFU about this stupid bullshit.
  • by cstacy ( 534252 ) on Saturday November 16, 2024 @10:47PM (#64951059)

    No injuries or crashes were reported in any of the incidents, though a commercial flight crew reported one near miss with a "cylindrical object" while flying over the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of New York. That incident remains under investigation.

    To be precise: two cylindrical projections on top, one below. Purpose undetermined." [youtube.com]

  • ... are partying at CowboyNeil's place.

  • ... for humankind to understand and accept that we are the only ones?

    • Pushing UFO theories does 2 things. It serves as a distraction for the most gullible and it serves as a group of crazy theories like flat earth that allow someone to discredit an actual conspiracy theory with merit by association with idiotic theories. Like the conspiracy to discredit the Hunter Biden laptop.
  • Maybe arsTechnica is taking $$ from somebody. Or maybe they have an interesting supporting viewpoint.

    After all, arsTechnica is oft seen as a reference article for numerous /. articles.

    https://arstechnica.com/space/... [arstechnica.com]

  • Just weasel wording " the All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office has discovered no evidence of extraterrestrial beings". So another department of the military "discovered" it and informed AARO but as they didn't "discover" it no need to mention it.

    As long as these guys are making weaselly conditioned statements - you know they are hiding something.

    Make a blanket statement that is not conditional on a weasel clause - otherwise known as tell the truth.

  • They say there is no evidence of aliens. That's exactly what the aliens *told* them to say!

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