FTX Founder Sam Bankman-Fried Found Guilty of Fraud (yahoo.com) 135
Slashdot readers schwit1 and Another Random Kiwi share the breaking news that FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried has been found guilty of fraud. From the Associated Press: FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried's spectacular rise and fall in the cryptocurrency industry -- a journey that included his testimony before Congress, a Super Bowl advertisement and dreams of a future run for president -- hit a new bottom Thursday when a New York jury convicted him of fraud in a scheme that cheated customers and investors of at least $10 billion. After the monthlong trial, jurors rejected Bankman-Fried's claim during four days on the witness stand in Manhattan federal court that he never committed fraud or meant to cheat customers before FTX, once the world's second-largest crypto exchange, collapsed into bankruptcy a year ago.
"His crimes caught up to him. His crimes have been exposed," Assistant U.S. Attorney Danielle Sassoon told the jury of the onetime billionaire just before they were read the law by Judge Lewis A. Kaplan and began deliberations. Sassoon said Bankman-Fried turned his customers' accounts into his "personal piggy bank" as up to $14 billion disappeared. [...] U.S. Attorney Damian Williams told reporters after the verdict that Bankman-Fried "perpetrated one of the biggest financial frauds in American history, a multibillion dollar scheme designed to make him the king of crypto." "But here's the thing: The cryptocurrency industry might be new. The players like Sam Bankman-Fried might be new. This kind of fraud, this kind of corruption is as old as time and we have no patience for it," he said.
"His crimes caught up to him. His crimes have been exposed," Assistant U.S. Attorney Danielle Sassoon told the jury of the onetime billionaire just before they were read the law by Judge Lewis A. Kaplan and began deliberations. Sassoon said Bankman-Fried turned his customers' accounts into his "personal piggy bank" as up to $14 billion disappeared. [...] U.S. Attorney Damian Williams told reporters after the verdict that Bankman-Fried "perpetrated one of the biggest financial frauds in American history, a multibillion dollar scheme designed to make him the king of crypto." "But here's the thing: The cryptocurrency industry might be new. The players like Sam Bankman-Fried might be new. This kind of fraud, this kind of corruption is as old as time and we have no patience for it," he said.
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Damn. So how is he going to run... (Score:2, Funny)
...OpenAI from prison?
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"THE GREATER GOOD!!"
Okay, who let the Tau in here?
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You should have seen the YouTube video of some influencer where he was being presented as a down to Earth, frugal but charitable crypto nerd who really only wants to save the world and help poor people.
No mention of expensive mansions and extravagant partying in that video. Unfortunately I can't find it. Maybe the creator deleted it.
My spidy-sense was really tingling when I saw that, that something seems off with this dude. Fascinating, in hindsight, that it was right. Should probably listen to it more.
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That's the one! :D
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A very special kind of scum that believes making themselves super-wealthy is for the greater good of all humanity.
I'm pretty sure his effective altruism line was either complete BS or extreme motivated reasoning.
For the most part I think silicon valley folks who espouse EA are largely trying to claim they're hyper focused on wealth so they can donate more, rather than the fact that they just want lots of money.
The one really rich guy who I think is actually pulling it off is Warren Buffet, but I don't think he's even involved with EA, he just gives away giant piles of money fairly effectively. He even gave up the ego b
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I think you missed the inherent sarcasm in that post. But that's ok, we on Slashdot all have problems when presented with complex social interactions.
Not a bankman after all (Score:5, Funny)
But he is fried
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And no longer a bank man.
Sam Bankman-Fraud (Score:5, Funny)
So now I can legally make fun of his name without getting sued for defamation! Yaaaay!
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Sam Bank-Fraud-Man
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Especially Lord Dashiell Fitzroy-Jones sur-la-Mer, Esquire! (three hyphens and one dash)
No, that's not my cat's name, (mister fluffington.)
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Or, just taking both parent's names because your mother didn't choose to give up her own in a frankly barbaric custom.
If I ever have kids I'll only give them one of mine, but I'd have no problem if their mother wanted to give them one of hers too.
Re:Sam Bankman-Fraud (Score:4, Informative)
OK, but you'll have to drop some ancestor's names at some point, or else you'll get exponential growth in the length names with each generation. After only a few thousand years a person's name could have more hyphens than the number of atoms in the observable universe.
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OK, but you'll have to drop some ancestor's names at some point, or else you'll get exponential growth in the length names with each generation. After only a few thousand years a person's name could have more hyphens than the number of atoms in the observable universe.
One of the groups in the British Isles did take both parents' names and then once you get to over eight or so names delete all the names that aren't noteworthy.
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One of the groups in the British Isles did take both parents' names and then once you get to over eight or so names delete all the names that aren't noteworthy.
That's racist and discriminatory! (deleting names)! /s
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"That's racist and discriminatory! (deleting names)! /s"
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shÃnendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm agrees!
Re: Sam Bankman-Fraud (Score:2)
John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt and John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmitt can now get married, and have John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt-Jingleheimer-Schmit as one of their children.
Then perhaps John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt jr. And John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmitt jr.
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Many of these people maintaining strict records of their aristocratic lineage often don't observe much of rest of the universe.
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It's no prejudice, I just hate all people equally.
Some with more enthusiasm than others, granted ,but nobody should feel like they are left out.
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It's no prejudice, I just hate all people equally.
Some with more enthusiasm than others, granted ,but nobody should feel like they are left out.
it's all too easy to hate unethical people, but they actually deserve our pity on their pathetic journey into hell
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it's all too easy to hate unethical people, but they actually deserve our pity on their pathetic journey into hell
Pity? Nah, I prefer to feel schadenfreude in those cases.
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it's all too easy to hate unethical people, but they actually deserve our pity on their pathetic journey into hell
Pity? Nah, I prefer to feel schadenfreude in those cases.
careful or you too may be following the dark path ...
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I believe neither in hell nor pity, what now?
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I believe neither in hell nor pity, what now?
the afterlife doesn't require your belief in it karma is inescapable no matter what you choose to believe
a lot of people falsely believe that they can get away with being unethical, according to all the NDEs, people can't
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So, a name like "Fried-bankman" would be appropriate?
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Another crime against society: hyphenated names. Hey, lady, pick a fucking name, would you, please? Pick a fucking name. "Hi, I'm Emily Jericor-Fortescue." Hi, I'm George Jerkmeoff-Fuckyoutoo.
--George Carlin
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What if you're a monarch? Such as from the House of Windsor, formerly Soxe-Coburg, or the earlier house of Hanover, Brunswick-Lüneburg?
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He has the same problem (Score:4, Interesting)
Not because you took money from them, it's basically impossible for them to lose money with the way are economy is set up to protect them, but because you made them look like idiots and risked the illusion that the emperor has clothes.
That's the funny thing we live in a world where the emperor knows he has no clothes and it's his subjects that can't seem to figure it out... How most of them don't even realize that they are subjects
Re:He has the same problem (Score:5, Informative)
FTX and Alameda were under federal investigation before most people had any inkling that they were going to lose money, as indicated by Binance backing out of the deal to buy FTX in part because of the number of open federal investigations, and it later emerged that SDNY had been looking at FTX for months. The charges were about fraud against all customers and investors, big and small (and the overlap, like big mutual funds investing for a lot of little people), and all the financial institutions that were about to take losses.
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These guys never seem to have an exit strategy either. They know it's a scam, they have more money than anyone would need to live in the lap of luxury for their lifetime and their kids lifetimes. So why not buy citizenship of some country with no extradition treaty and get out while they can?
They seem to think that somehow it's not going to end in them doing a long stretch in prison. Maybe they think that being a billionaire automatically makes them immune from serious consequences.
You don't even need to do that (Score:2)
Disemboweled (Score:4, Interesting)
The government relied heavily on the testimony of three former members of Bankman-Fried’s inner circle, his top executives including his former girlfriend, Caroline Ellison, to explain how Bankman-Fried used Alameda Research to siphon billions of dollars from customer accounts at FTX
All of them took guilty pleas for their related crimes, in exchange for reduced sentences they fucking decimated dude in court, it was glorious reading about it. Federal prosecutors, once they find that one crack, they are incredibly good at stacking people willing to plea guilty to testify against others less affable.
But under cross examination, “he was a different person,” the prosecutor said
Also note. Don't testify in your own trail. That is never a good idea. Bankman-Fried was already dead in the water by his associates testimony, but holy shit that jury watched prosecutors fucking eviscerate a man on the stand in real time. I bet Sam thought he was going to be clever, but fucking shit, he'd say one thing and they'd get him in an almost gotcha with something he said two minutes earlier. That guy couldn't say "good morning" without Prosecutors bringing up shit he just said to the contrary fifteen seconds ago. Dude was having organs removed by a smiling Federal attorney while he stuttered over and over again like an 100 year old who just got caught outside the Alzheimer's ward. I would say he learned a good lesson about testifying at your own trail, but prosecution was so smooth as cutting him into chum, I don't think the signals ever made it to his brain to indicate something was wrong. I don't know what was going though that guy's head, but clearly he vastly underestimated how really good at their jobs Federal prosecutors are.
Dude is like 31 years old so, maybe they'll go easy on him and let him out when he's in his 70s? As it stands though, he's looking at something a tad over a century in prison length.
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As it stands though, he's looking at something a tad over a century in prison length.
I thought prisons were measured in football fields!
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All of them took guilty pleas for their related crimes, in exchange for reduced sentences they fucking decimated dude in court, it was glorious reading about it.
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
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I wonder if he will end up at what's known as a Club Fed prison - supposedly more relaxed compared to regular prisons?
Am not an American so have no idea on the types of prisons in the US.
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He absolutely will. This wasn't violent crime, so at the most he'll be in medium security. But likely he'll be at a light-security "camp" prison, a.k.a. Club Fed.
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speaking as an attorney who handled criminal law in my distant path . . .
It is *well* worth tax dollars to fund those places for two primary reasons:
1) they cost less to operate, but
2) more importantly, it stops the two types of convicts from meeting one another while they have plenty of time on their hands!
hawk, esq.
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If I were to speculate, I would note that prison is expensive. It's a significant contribution to society to not go back to prison.
So the real question is do we have rehabilitation programs that actually work. It might be that making prison real shitty is a good (though maybe unethical) way to encourage people to avoid future
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This is very easy to say. For it to actually mean anything you have to back it up with some evidence or research. I can't remember the number of times people claim something that is easy to verify is wrong or implausible with a 5 minute Internet search.
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and any sane person also looks to plea guilty and try to get a reduced sentence.
Well there's your problem. SBF thinks he's smarter than everyone else, and has reportedly shared his views that anyone over the age of 40 is useless. He probably thought he would be able to hoodwink the prosecutors and jury because he's just so smart.
Of course, a federal prosecutor is basically never a fresh face out of law school, having compiled a multi-year record of putting shitheads in jail as an assistant district attorney before being employed in a US Attorney's office as a line prosecutor, so this
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And the silly hair didn't help.
The silly hair that looks like a toilet bowl brush mounted on a foolish human head?
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"The silly hair that looks like a toilet bowl brush mounted on a foolish human head?"
He should have gone with the silly hair that looks like he decided to wear an uncombed mop today. Works for Boris.
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I think the recent revelations about Boris' approach to Covid have destroyed his reputation, even among his former supporters.
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Cultists don't care about policy, or even failed policy.
They care about grasping power by any means necessary. This is why the hypocrisy of the extreme right has been able to flourish on full display, with nary a politician being fired over it.
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A bunch of the charges are state, and he can't pardon those. Though being tried or convicted on state charges while he's President does raise some interesting Constitutional issues...
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I think he's placing his chips on being elected President again. Then he can pardon himself for the federal charges and argue that states can't proceed against a sitting President of the US.
No shit (Score:4, Insightful)
Confessing to fraud is usually a good way to get prosecuted and convicted for fraud.
Sorry. Let me spin this a little better. A tragic figure, really. His only mistake was stealing other people's money in plain view of the feds.
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But everyone else heard him say: "I like big frauds and I cannot lie, no investor can deny".
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His only mistake was stealing other people's money in plain view of the feds.
I think it's a good idea to have the feds in plain view if you wish to commit fraud. Better keep an eye on them! /s
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Don't Drop the Soap wait he can buy protection (Score:2)
Don't Drop the Soap wait he can buy protection from the other inmates
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Don't Drop the Soap wait he can buy protection from the other inmates
And he has the crypto-coin to buy it!
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Doesn't work, criminals aren't stupid enough to take shitcoins.
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Sure they are - how do you think they launder all the drug money?
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By selling that junk to unsuspecting dupes that try to get rich quick. Why, did something change in the past year while I wasn't paying attention to the whole scheme?
Appropriate Response (Score:2)
Lunch (Score:2)
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Apparently, they delivered the verdict after coming back from dinner, so they got some pizza out of it. (Judge Kaplan said that would be the only kind of meal provided.)
Re:Lunch (Score:4, Interesting)
Was the judge eating only pizza as well?
The jury is supposed to be the most important people in the room but they are the lowest paid (if they are paid at all), they are ordered around by the judge and the bailiffs at a whim,they are allowed to hear only the evidence that the judge decides they are allowed to hear, and they are not allowed to do any research or ask any questions at all.
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Was the judge eating only pizza as well?
The court paid for the pizza. The judge pays for his own food.
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they are allowed to hear only the evidence that the judge decides they are allowed to hear, and they are not allowed to do any research or ask any questions at all.
This is because the jury is supposed to only weight the presented FACTS, rather than whatever horseshit they come up with on their own via Twitter or Tiktok or whatever. The judge is there to prevent the inclusion of things that are not provable facts germane to the case, or anything that wasn't properly or legally obtained through the rules of evidence handling, which largely protects defendants against prosecutorial and police misconduct. It also means that all discovered and relevant facts that will be
They had dinner during the 4 hours (Score:3)
Per the NYT Matthew Goldstein who was there in person:
The jury of nine men and three women began deliberating at 3:15 p.m. and was out for a little over four hours including dinner.
Oh wow! What an unexpected turn of events (Score:3)
I'm organizing a Free Sam march right now! Ala Free Kevin.
Why, I can't believe it! (Score:3)
You mean a guy that was already headed to the bottom of the ocean before he decided to step onto the witness stand and get pulverized into a thin red paste by the Federal prosecutor's cross-examination was found guilty in less time than it would take the jury to watch a Peter Jackson director cut film?
I love how you don't even need to understand a damn thing about crypto, or financial markets to understand why he's guilty. Postulate him as a traditional banker, with lots of customer deposits on hand. It just turns out that he's a traditional banker with a raging sports gambling problem, and the Super Bowl just cleaned him out on a "sure thing". Would you find that traditional banker guilty if he took customer deposits out of the bank and paid his sports book?
Oh look, unanimously guilty. Thanks for the pizza.
Orange jumpsuits? (Score:2)
He'll have to exchange the business suits sans a tie and trade them in for prison uniforms, but at least they won't be orange. In Federal prisons, the clothes are khaki, or so I am told by people I know who have been unfortunate enough to have lived in such places.
As for the to-be-convicted-Orange-Eminence-soon-as-next-year is concerned, it's a shame that he won't have to wear orange either. It would go so well with his coloring. Of course, I doubt they wear khaki in Georgia prisons which it seems he wil
I guess you could call him ... (Score:2)
Scam Bankman-Tried /s
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Scam Bankman-Tried /s
Scam Bankman-Tried-and-Convicted?
I hope (Score:2)
That was the shitcoin story of the day and we can get to more interesting topics now.
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I certainly realize crypto has dominated too many news cycles for too long, but do you think it shouldn't be covered at all? This is a pretty high profile case and slashdot seems like a highly relevant outlet to be mentioning it... Should they ignore it from now on?
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Care to show a single shitcoin story in the past ... well, ever, that didn't revolve around theft, fraud or other criminal activities?
It's a crook's playground. We get it. Can we move on to more relevant things now?
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He's not going to really be punished.
This guy stole BILLIONS, with a "b".
Is there ever a financial crime that Randy's in something more than a cushy minimum security incarceration which, let's be honest, isn't all that likely to be different than the life a nerd would live anyway.
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no adderall, no league of legends. i would say no polyamory but at the very least, it won't be on his terms, though i admit outright rape is unlikely.
comfort is relative, and it'll still be a big step down for him. it's a shame he won't be housed in a tent jail eating blended food blocks and lukewarm water but, hey, we can't have everything.
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I'm pretty sure that even a minimum-security Federal prison is still going to be punishment for a billionaire:
No private jets to the Bahamas.
No multi-hundred dollar bottles of wine to go with your Japanese wagyu steaks you can't get.
No Michelin-star restaurants.
No private chef.
No Bentley to roll around in.
No smartphone.
No Internet outside of what you can access on the prison library in the time you get.
No phone calls outside of the collect calls you ca
Laundered politico money (Score:2)
What fraud? (Score:2)
RUMOR but curious (Score:2)
Anyone heard anything about what companies got bilked the hardest? I heard Disney lost between 2-3 Billion. But I think it was just speculation. Have they released the list of victims? Is that something we can or should expect?
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I hope, I really hope, that I don't have to wade through more interminable headlines about this guy and FTX.
Re:Political prisoner... (Score:4, Insightful)
We know he donated to Mitch McConnel [cbsnews.com] so it wasn't all dems and I'm sure Mitch wasn't the only (R).
Re:Political prisoner... (Score:5, Interesting)
That article says FTX's official PAC donated to two Republican Super PACs. SBF himself donated a lot more money to Democrats, both directly and via PACs. He claimed to have given just as much in "dark money" to Republicans. Like a lot of his claims, he hasn't backed that up.
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I'm curious if this was a play at damage mitigation. Holmes is in jail for fraud against the super-rich and tarnishing their reputations, not for endangering the lives of countless people who trusted her machines.
Nice try, partisan hack. (Score:2)
Yeah, he donated shitloads of cash to both political parties, including many "dark money" groups on the GOP side [cbsnews.com].
Fuck off with your us-versus-them bullshit. Your team is just as happy to take corrupt stolen money as the other team. They just hide it slightly better, but that seems good enough to fool your dumb ass.
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You see, FTX was pushing a "shit coin" not the high quality bitcoin; that was the problem!
I think the problem was that they were embezzling money form their customers. Which digital fun-bucks their customers happened to be trading in is only tangentially relevant.
Re:Bitcoin bros unite! (Score:5, Insightful)
The problem is all crypto are "fun coins" and the only difference between FTX and other exchanges and "fun coins" is the others that are still in business today haven't rug pulled. Yet.
Rug pull, "we got hacked!", and other criminal bullshit is all the same as what FTX did: robbed their users.
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Rug pull, "we got hacked!", and other criminal bullshit is all the same as what FTX did: robbed their users.
I don't disagree. But personally I would contend that it is a least theoretically possible to create a crypto-coin that is not an active fraud. Bitcoin, for example, I would classify as a speculative mania but not a rug pull in the traditional sense (although you could make a case for decentralized ponzi scheme). And as long as there are lots of people that want to trade digital tulip bulbs, I don't think setting up an exchange to enable them to do so is an inherently fraudulent enterprise. Morally dubi
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Yes an actual government could, indeed, issue a stable coin backed by the full fait