BMW Backtracks: 'We Do Not Draw on Warranty Status' For Targeted Ads (motoringresearch.com) 29
BMW has told Motoring Research its targeted billboard warranty adverts -- which are claimed to use number plate registration technology to tailor public adverts to BMW drivers -- do not actually draw upon vehicle warranty status. From a report: Rather, only publically available information is used. "There is no personalisation visible on the advert and no vehicle or customer data is stored or retained." The new initiative was originally claimed to focus on BMW drivers with an expired new or Approved Used warranty. Owners will receive personalised messages on electronic roadside billboards highlighting the fact they no longer have a valid warranty. They will be warned their vehicle is not covered for the cost of repairs, and invited to 'consider purchasing a BMW Insured warranty online.' The electronic billboards use Vehicle Detection Technology to pick out BMW owners with expired warranties.
Do we actually believe this? (Score:2)
I have no reason to trust them.
If it ends up being true, then I'm very glad for a small step in the right direction.
What a creppy thing to do (Score:2)
or the 100's of phone calls about your car (Score:3)
or the 100's of phone calls about your car
I can only imagine the ad (Score:2)
"You're vehicle is out of warranty, do you know how much it costs to maintain an older BMW? PS. it
Re: I can only imagine the ad (Score:2)
This is a German company. They are literate in English.
Should call them instead (Score:2)
BMW should call them with a friendly message like âoeweâ(TM)ve been trying to reach you to let you know that your vehicleâ(TM)s warranty has expired! Press 1 to be put on our do not call list or press two to speak with an operator to extend your vehicleâ(TM)s warranty. This is your final courtesy call.â
Sounds like a great new idea that nobody has thought of.
Re: (Score:3)
BMW should call them
In the car? While they are driving?
These are BMW drivers we are talking about. Imagine the carnage.
The tip of what? (Score:2)
Re: The tip of what? (Score:2)
Hello, AvitarX!
If you're using sock puppets, at least don't make the same grammatical errors. ^^
The future is now! (Score:4, Funny)
"Your viagra presciption is about to expire!"
"You didn't vote in this election!"
Any why not mobile billboards that can drive by your house?
There is no end to this awesome technology!
Re: The future is now! (Score:2)
Nobody voted in this election, unless you're a lobbyist owner choosing his next electoral college puppet or senator.
Subject (Score:2)
They know when you bought it, and so guesstimate when it is going to expire based on miles probably driven. Anyone who buys a new car gets letters and phone calls from third parties about this.
That BMW itself is doing this, being very careful to suggest they are not using secret info but, apparently, this process themselves, is the lawyers keeping them safe.
Still, there is tons of public info about people that, with a little analysis to coordinate and cross reference it, can be misused in this way by publi
There is no guess (Score:5, Informative)
The on-board telemetry phones this home on all modern cars.
Eg. VW privacy policy for Car-Net users:
GAO report (Score:3)
https://www.gao.gov/assets/690/686284.pdf [gao.gov]
Re: (Score:2)
They know when you bought it
They read my license plate. They shouldn't even know what brand of car it is.
no vehicle or customer data is stored or retained (Score:1)
That's as good as admitting you're using vehicle or customer data, just not storing or retaining it.
Re: no vehicle or customer data is stored or retai (Score:2)
Excuse me, but do you know *anything* about how computers work *at all*?
RAM, buffers, cache, registers, anything?
Or are you one of those who's "streaming" something, and then asks "How do I download this?"?
Re: (Score:1)
Stored or retained does not mean in RAM, buffered, cached or anything like that. They are covering their asses with an overly specific denial.
They already know (Score:4, Interesting)
Re: (Score:2)
Re: Fuck you BMW (Score:2)
Oh it is. But you gotta sue, and that's whar's wrong.
So public shaming then. (Score:3)
Wait until hack their CEO's car, and have billboards display "Du bist der Sohn von Tausend VÃtern! Und deine Mutter... eine Hure! Der Blitz soll dich beim Scheißen treffen! [Pay $5000 to make this message go away.]" whenever he passes. Especially with German colleagues sitting next to him. ;)
Aren't car warranties a scam? (Score:2)
Not hard to make it sane. (Score:2)
Do the exact same thing but change the adds from:
"Your BMW is out of warrantry. Buy a new one"
to
"Is your BMW's warrantry coming to a close? BMW sells add ons!"
Huge difference in result.
Billboards (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
They are a lot easier to read here around central Texas due to most highways being parking lots.