Airbus Patents Adjustable Seats, In-Seat Storage For Aircarft (consumerist.com) 103
AmiMoJo writes: Airbus, a leading aircraft manufacturer, has recently applied for a pair of airplane seat patents that simultaneously look to increase customer comfort while stripping away what little room remains. The first patent is for a "Re-Configurable Passenger Bench Seat," which allows seat belts and arm rests to be moved to accommodate different size passengers (e.g. two large adults, or two small adults and two small children in a row). The second patent places a storage box under each seat, which is accessed by raising the seat cushion. Of course, this means there wouldn't be room for your feet under the seat in front of you.
No room for feet (Score:2, Funny)
who needs them anyway in the age of segway and co? amputate your legs, and get robo-legs. Only wear them if required and you can get billed extra for your legs in your luggage.
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Well the TSA has to check there anyway, it's only logical that they at least install a plug with a seal so you can't get anything up there after you go through security.
It's a courtesy to permit you to store some of your belongings in this security device.
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What could possibly go wrong?
Re:FUCK airlines (Score:5, Funny)
"Commercial air travel is the #1 industry in which the customer is routinely and perpetually FUCKED."
I've never been able to get that level of service from the cabin crew.
Re:FUCK airlines (Score:5, Funny)
Okay, so our flight just landed and I'm siting near the back of the plane, not far from the galley door. As we are taxiing to the jetway the pilot gets on the PA and says something about the weather outside and where we can get our bags. We hear him hang up the mike but it's still active. The next thing we hear is the pilot saying to the co-pilot, "Man, what I could use right now is a hot coffee and a blow job." I see the stewardess in the galley go running to the flight deck door. I yell up to her as she passes, "Lady! You forgot the coffee!"
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Only if you aren't paying enough for the 'better' classes.
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Which post are you replying to?
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There was an anonymous post, which seems to now have been down voted to zero, so you probably aren't seeing it now. Just adjust the post filter level to see it.
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Four inches is the difference between having a tray that you can actually use when the person in front of you leans back, and one you can't. And, in your case, it will now allow you to be fully erect.
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Only if you aren't paying enough for the 'better' classes.
or consistently flying crappy airlines.
I'm looking forward to a Singapore Airlines flight from Perth to London later this week. 5.5 hours PER-SIN, 14 hours SIN-LHR. It doesn't bother me as much because it's Singapore. Good food, 19" wide seats in economy, top notch service and good IFE's as well as 30 KG checked luggage IN ECONOMY with no Krisflyer status (I've got Krisflyer Silver so I get an extra 10 KG on top of that).
Its only really US/Western airlines that practice the whole "sit down, strap in a
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Some of us (e.g. anyone who works for the federal government and many federal contractors) are required to use the cheapest available tickets. It's not like we have a choice. The airlines, in pursuing lower base ticket prices at the expense of even minimal service, have completely screwed us, because we have to buy them.
I'm very tall (2 m) and regular economy seats are, quite literally, torture. I succeeded in convincing my organization to let me upgrade to Economy Plus (or the equivalent) by claiming th
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It will always get worse for airline customers, never better.
Really? I'm on holiday. My international flight (one way) cost just as much as a return train ticket from Rotterdam to Schiphol airport (1h trip).
Flying used to be reserved for the wealthy. It just keeps getting better and better.
Greetings from Barcelona
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Why did you take the train? There's flights going from Rotterdam to Barca. Better airport too.
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There's flights going from Rotterdam to Barca. Better airport too.
Same reason I'm defending the airlines. Cost. It wasn't worth spending twice as much money for the trip for my girlfriend, and since this started as a corporate trip I was restricted with airline choice.
That's one thing I will be critical of airlines. Pricing models are inconsistent. KLM is cheaper to take in peak periods than Transavia, but more expensive during off peak. Iberia airlines was cheaper than a Vueling flight from Valencia to Amsterdam even though both options were using the same physical plan
prior art? (Score:5, Funny)
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And who needs adjustable aicraft seats these days? The spacing between the seats is so tight that if someone leans back the seat the person behind will get crippled.
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Yep. Last time I flew I had a nice shoving match with the person in front of me, culminating with actually having to talk to the stupid arrogant fuck. I don't like to talk to people who are any of those things, but someone who repeatedly smashes your knees with their seat without looking back to see what's happening after the first time needs to go out an airlock, let alone out the door of an airplane without a chute. Then they gave me dirty looks about it, as if I set the spacing of the seats or as if I we
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Every air company packs people tighter and tighter, and if you have a problem with the average air company, don't fly Ryan Air.
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Every air company packs people tighter and tighter, and if you have a problem with the average air company, don't fly Ryan Air.
I certainly won't. This was a business flight to Vegas, but it was on one of the major airlines, though I forget which. These days I have a big luxo-barge with Recaros and I would rather just drive, thanks.
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Stacking Passengers (Score:2)
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I think that is covered by prior art [pbworks.com]
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Fig 6 (Score:1)
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Fatties (Score:3)
I first read about this in another context, which was about making airplanes more comfortable for really fat people. Although I hate the random event of sitting next to a fat person and having them spill over into my space (and trying to force them not to do that), I hate more that my space could simply be reduced because some slider was scooted over for them.
Re:Fatties (Score:5, Interesting)
In theory it should make things better for large passengers. Instead of buying two seats they could buy 1.5 seats, so two could sit together in a row normally seating three.
Of course getting people to pay more because of size opens up a whole can of worms. Would tall people pay more for extra leg room, or small people get a discount?
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There have already been some airlines considering or implementing ticket prices based on weight [washingtonpost.com] since it adds to fuel costs, which are a moderate portion [wsj.com] of the flight's expenses. Just give everyone a base rate of weight between their person or luggage and adjust the cost based on the actual total weig
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I think it would fall foul of discrimination laws in Europe and maybe the US. For example, someone with a medical condition that causes weight gain... The airlines aren't allowed to charge extra for wheelchairs or crutches or other essential medical equipment.
In practical terms it would be impossible for the airline to investigate every single passenger to see if they had a genuine medical condition.
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I think it would fall foul of discrimination laws in Europe and maybe the US. For example, someone with a medical condition that causes weight gain...
They have already had that lawsuit in Canada and so now the airlines have to accommodate extremely obese people with extra seats due to human rights laws. I'm just waiting for a tall person to sue them for free access to exit row seats and then I'll be set...but apparently us tall people seem to be far less litigious although with the new long distance cabins Air Canada is introducing I expect the reduction in legroom those have might be the tipping point...
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The fatties arguments mostly consider weight exclusively; Heavier people pay must pay more because they consume more. Sounds fair. But isn't quite.
There is evidence that obesity may shield from depression. I maintain that obese people are more likely to contribute to good mood and harmony between people and that hence the world is a better place because of that. I admit that it's hard to quantify this but let's consider this as a truth anyway. Would it be fair to put a chagrin tax on
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I'm a 6'1", pretty fit guy. On a recent flight it was physically impossible for me to sit on the window seat I had been assigned. I demonstrated to the stewardess that I'd have to half-stand with my arse half way up the backrest and my head smashed into the ceiling, or sit with my knees up at headrest height. My thighbones were simply longer than the space between one seat and the next.
They bumped me up to business class, which was very nice of them, but not my point. I'm not freakishly tall; about 10% of m
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Economy plus seats are a fraud.
Nothing fraudulent about them. You get more room, you pay more money. The fact that Economy is fucked is beside the point.
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Would tall people pay more for extra leg room
They already do. They are called "exit row seats" or "economy plus". They typically charge between $10-$50 extra depending on the flight.
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Of course getting people to pay more because of size opens up a whole can of worms. Would tall people pay more for extra leg room, or small people get a discount?
Sounds like you're unfamiliar with airlines. Would you like some help?
If airlines were allowed to charge by the KG they will pick a stupidly low weight like 40 KG for adults (because our research indicates this is the optimum weight) and then charge per KG extra. Same will happen with any size measurement.
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They already do this. Kids pay less than adults...
Which is why they make a 13 yr old pay a full adult fare... because kids stop growing at 12 right, guys, right?
A proposed third patent that will make a fortune! (Score:2)
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Or you just replace the box with something that is made out of a strong deformable cloth. If it is empty your feet will have the space, otherwise if it contains stiff you'll just be kicking the other passenger's stuff.
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Same here... my legs are in agony if they can't extend under the seat in front of me. 6 hours with my legs doubled up would probably be considered torture. Why not just give me an injection, knock me out, and stuff me in the cargo hold?
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Why not just give me an injection, knock me out, and stuff me in the cargo hold?
US Patent 56,885,322
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The injection however, would make the whole thing more expensive and/or risky.
Depends, do you prefer the Jack Daniels, or the hot beef injection?
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Same here... my legs are in agony if they can't extend under the seat in front of me. 6 hours with my legs doubled up would probably be considered torture. Why not just give me an injection, knock me out, and stuff me in the cargo hold?
Because human bodies do not respond nearly as well to being treated like luggage as luggage does.
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I don't know if it is airline policy or just some of the airline staff that give a damn. I can remember a couple times I approach the ticket counter and the person behind the desk says something like, "I'll get you an exit row seat." Oh, did I mention I'm in the 1%? I'm taller than 99% of the US population.
Another time I was seated in the most rear seat on the plane. There was a bulkhead directly behind the seat so it was a bit closer to the one in front and it could not recline. One of the cabin crew
Aircarft (Score:1)
Aircarft are indeed becoming more and more corwded.
Flying should be more expensive in general (Score:2)
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However the race to the bottom seems to be mostly a US thing with some European airlines going out of business doing the same thing.
If you fly with full service Asian airlines then air travel becomes a much better experience. I'd even list Virgin Australia and COPA as good airlines to fly long haul.
Fair... (Score:2)
So essentially, if you have someone next to you who's eaten all the pies, you get a smaller seat?
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So essentially, if you have someone next to you who's eaten all the pies, you get a smaller seat?
No they solved that - they no longer serve food either.
Pets (Score:2)
Another reason to not fly anywhere. (Score:2)
Haven't been on an airplane in years and am having less and less desire to do it in the future.
stand-up places (Score:2)
Link completely unrelated (Score:1)
The patent link is for "device for controlling the speed of a spaceplane during the transition from a phase of space flight to a phase of aeronautical flight and associated transition method".
So basically (Score:2)
Can they still double duty (Score:2)
Can these new storage areas double as flotation devices in case of an emergency, or will I have to pack an extra "Emergency Exit" arrow in there
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...socks (yes I always take them off for comfort and perfusion) under the seat. I don't see a problem with that.
Maybe, but if I'm stuck next to you, I'm fucked. If I complain, then you think I'm an ass. And if I don't, I stuck seeing/smelling your stinky ugly feet.
Shoes (if there's no odor), okay. Socks, you've gone too far.
How do you get something out of the sub-butt bin? (Score:2)
What I can't understanding is how anything you kept inside your seat would be accessible in-flight. There isn't enough room *now* to stand up, extract a bag, pull something out of it...which you'd have to hold while trying to stuff the bag back into the bin.
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