TSA Employee Stole $50k Worth of Electronics 220
mrquagmire writes "A Continental Airlines employee Monday caught Nelson Santiago-Serrano, 30, stealing an iPad from a suitcase in Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport, according to the Broward County Sheriff's Office. Over the past six months, Santiago-Serrano told authorities he stole $50,000 worth of computers, GPS devices and other electronics from luggage he screened, took pictures of them to post for sale online and sold the items often by the time his shift ended."
Your government dollars at work. (Score:5, Funny)
Thank god for the TSA. I feel safer already.
Thieves Standing Around (TSA). (Score:2, Funny)
http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/And-then-the-TSA-touch-their-balls%E2%80%A6.jpg [yourfunnystuff.com]
Why doesn't the American Media Corporation.... (Score:2, Interesting)
Please cite your sources (Score:4, Informative)
Please cite the source of your information.
Re:Why doesn't the American Media Corporation.... (Score:4, Informative)
...which really is the sole source of what passes for MainStreamMedia in the US, ever report that the organization which vets, or does the background checks for the TSA, is Xe Services, formerly known as Blackwater USA??? Never, never will they ever report that very crucial fact, which may be why over 55 sky marshals (the doods with the guns aboard the jetliners) have been fired, and/or convicted and jailed for everything from human trafficking, to drug smuggling, rape, etc., etc.? Blackwater OK's the crooks, so the TSA is full of crooks.
Interesting, but I'm curious why none of this is mentioned on either the Blackwater [wikipedia.org] nor the TSA [wikipedia.org] Wikipedia pages. Nothing even on the discussion pages.
Black helicopters invading Wikipedia, or something more mundane?
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In the UK at least you cannot get an airside pass without a background check consisting of a criminal history check in all countries you have ever lived, five years employment to a one month resolution and a referee check to cover five years down to a single month resolution as well as a residency check. They are pretty darn meticulous. Perhaps the US should try harder to weed out criminals who are trusted to provide the security and screening to airline passengers? Seems like a good place for terrorists to
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...which really is the sole source of what passes for MainStreamMedia in the US, ever report that the organization which vets, or does the background checks for the TSA, is Xe Services, formerly known as Blackwater USA???
Yeah, those goddamn MainStreamMedia refuse to publish bullshit that you just pulled out of your ass! Imagine that!
Whoever modded you "interesting" should be shot for being fatally credulous.
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Agreed, the only connection I could find between blackwater and the TSA from a cursory Google search is this thread.
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The thing you should be really worried about is why the media isn't all over the TSA in general. Groping of children by randomly recruited [washingtonpost.com] people? Taking pictures of them? What message is this sending to them? It's ok for people to touch you there if they wear a uniform? If it wasn't the TSA the press would be all over this...
Even without the children there's plenty of adults who have an issue with this, rape victims, etc. The press loves stories like this but where's the outcry? Why is sexual molestation O
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Something like this is bound to happen occasionally whether the TSA does the screening or someone else. The only difference is that if a private company was doing the screening the screeners would be guaranteed to be minimum wage employees and many of them would have previous arrest records as was the case before the TSA started.
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Something like this is bound to happen occasionally whether the TSA does the screening or someone else.
It happens less when you're separated from your electronic doodads for several minutes while you're shuffled into a separate line for the scanner.
Liberty safely removed... (Score:5, Insightful)
There is no valid reason that I shouldn't be able to demand that my property be inspected in my presence and then be allowed to lock it securely before it is trundled off to the baggage handlers. Even if the TSA was above reproach, baggage handlers are not a group to be blindly trusted either.
There are events that I used to go to by air that I can't go to anymore. When you are traveling an item that a fingerprint can cause $2000 of damage to either you drive or you don't go.
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It also happens less when I can actually lock my luggage with a lock for which the TSA doesn't have a key.
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"It also happens less when I can actually lock my luggage with a lock for which the TSA doesn't have a key."
They just cut it open, as advertised. (or the conveyer belt does, as the same article below shows)
http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/customer/claims/damagedlocks.shtm [tsa.gov]
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Something like this is bound to happen occasionally whether the TSA does the screening or someone else.
He's in an airport, one of the most heavily CCTV'd places on 21st Century Earth, was only caught because a sharp eyed employee noticed, and he got away with it for six months, after stealing $50,000, while advertising his stolen wares on the web.
You're an idiot!
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... while advertising his stolen wares on the web.
... and selling them while "at work." FFS!
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I think they should invite the victims of the thefts and put this guy naked in the glass screening box and let folks at him right in front of security.
This whole security theater is very Machivellie... But to balance the scales for the public, the government has to show that screwups from the "watchers" are punished... Buitally, sportingly, publically.. The threat of the "legal system" is not enough... Agee all TSA is outside much of the old legal standards. It is time to skip due process for these guys tha
TSA = Dumbasses (Score:3, Insightful)
Gee, I wonder if the TSA will still claim, "our boys followed procedure, we stand behind them."
What a laughing stock the TSA has become.
once again, we ask - (Score:3)
Who watches the watcher? No, do not look in the direction of Washington DC. Nobody there cares.
Re:once again, we ask - (Score:5, Informative)
Who watches the watcher? No, do not look in the direction of Washington DC. Nobody there cares.
First off DC is not the only place to look. Texas has put together an "anti-groping" bill, supported by the governor. At least two presidential candidates have proposed abolishing it altogether. And there's a bill in the House aimed at making TSA agents liable for unwanted physical contact.
That's just from a quick search... there are plenty of legislators who are interested in reforming the TSA, but the specifics of how the TSA is run is the executive branch's responsibility, so you should probably write the President.
Re:once again, we ask - (Score:5, Insightful)
Except that Texas chickened out and backed off. The TSA threated to designate the entire state of Texas a "no-fly zone".
However, it would seem that a few legislators actually used their brains and thought about that for a moment, and decided to push the issue and call the government's bluff. [thehill.com]
I mean, seriously. Who actually believes that the feds would actually BAN all flights in and out of Texas?
Please...
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Texas is fly-over country, nobody on either coast cares if they can't fly to Texas.
Texas is the second most populous state in this federation. It has 38 votes in the presidential electoral college. There are 36 congressman in the already Republican controlled House of Representatives. The President, from the Democratic Party, will be up for election next year. I can guarantee you that there are some very influential people on at least one coast that care about flights going into Texas.
If the federal government wants to stop flights into or out of Texas because the TSA can no longer gr
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Gee, I wonder if the TSA will still claim, "our boys followed procedure, we stand behind them."
Too bad for him he was caught before they've finished unionizing. If he got away with it a little longer he would just sit in the TSA equivalent to a "rubber room" [newyorker.com].
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comon writers! write a script
Perhaps uncommon writers would do a better job?
Security FAIL (Score:5, Insightful)
If they can take something out without getting caught, they could be putting something in. Who would bother with suicide bombs if they can slip it into the luggage?
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Key Words: "As a passenger"
You think they check EVERY meal cart as it's brought in by truck from some local food service contractor? What about the fuel tankers? What about the gift shop merch? As an EMPLOYEE it's probably really easy to sneak stuff in. You're part of the chain of trust, and as everyone knows, it's only as strong as the weakest link.
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You're applying the wrong logic, though.
What we're basically talking about here is a classic MITM attack. It does hold that, as a screener, if he was able to remove items without being noticed for 6 months, then he would have been able to add items for the same period of time.
I am curious about what the other items he stole were. Was he that good that he was getting big iPads regularly, or did he get greedy and stupid (the ones that get caught always do) and go for something too big to sneak out?
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Sadly, you guess that just guessing could be wrong and present your guess as a more reliable opinion than the guess you are responding to. Whatever cognitive dissonance you run through to post your guess as a better guess when you have nothing any better to add than "my guess is that you are guessing"
Re:Security FAIL (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Security FAIL (Score:4, Interesting)
I have a better idea: Only screen for explosives, and let passengers carry weapons on the plane. Then we don't need the TSA gropes and terrorists don't stand a chance.
Re:Security FAIL (Score:5, Funny)
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I thought about how many dead uppity stewardesses would result from armed passengers.......
The skies would be friendlier, wouldn't they? :^)
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Yes, a .45 handled by a trigger-happy drunk redneck can do wonders to a pressurized cabin. Who needs terrorists?
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Actually, it is worse. The TSA agents are screened when their shift starts, then, they are allowed to leave the screening area and return to the secure area without re-screening. They can go and get their lunch and return without screening.
So the screening they receive in the morning is irrelevant.
Re:Security FAIL (Score:4, Informative)
That's a huge lie. HUGE lie.
TSA screeners are screened themselves upon entering a secure area each and every time. Now, if they eat their meals within the airport (which is likely to be considered a secure area) they can return to work unmolested. But if they go outside, they have to get screened again.
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They definitely shouldn't be able to enter or leave the secure area with anything other than an ID badge. That is the parent's point.. If they can walk away from their station and post a stolen item to eBay, what can they TAKE BACK?
Remember, 9/11 used boxcutters that were not even illegal, left on food carts... This act completely invalidates the security zone. It IS a TERRORIST SYMPATHATIC act. Just like raising your voice because you can't boob milk!
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Sounds fine to me. But only if they touch my junk, then I get to be the one cutting, sawing and ramming the endoscope into them.
Think of how many terrorists he stopped though! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Think of how many terrorists he stopped though! (Score:5, Funny)
Think of how many terrorists he stopped though!
Yeah those apple lovers piss me off too!
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Selling those bombs on ebay saved lives of passengers on-board the plane :)
Pretent to be TSA (Score:2)
How many get away with it? (Score:5, Insightful)
And of course, if you're like me and you don't live near a hub airport - therefore you need to take connections all the time - you and your luggage go through that many more sets of gates and hands before getting to your destination.
Re:How many get away with it? (Score:5, Interesting)
I complained to Continental Airlines and they basically said "Tough luck, we don't go through your baggage, it's the TSA. Take it up with them." They added "We do recommend our passengers to avoid putting any electronics in their baggage".
TSA has a form you can fill to file a complaint. It includes sending the receipts of your stolen objects and witnesses that confirm you did have them in your baggage and witnesses that confirm they were not there when you arrived. Then they supposedly "start an investigation".
I had lost the receipts of my items and being outside the US it was difficult to go to the store and try to get a copy. So I never submitted the papers. I did learn my lesson. Never put electronics in your baggage, it will come up in scans and become an excuse for someone to open it.
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Re:How many get away with it? (Score:5, Insightful)
You should have submitted the papers anyway. It doesn't matter if they're properly filled out, or not. It's not like they were going to reimburse you anyway. You fill out the papers, so that at least, your incident gets recorded in their statistics.
Often times, authorities try to dissuade you from filling out paperwork, bad statistics make their bosses look bad, but then again, if no incident is ever recorded or filed, it's as if your incident never even officially occurred.
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Even if you did something obscure but unique
Hmmm... I suggest exploding dye packs. And when the blue painted guy has you hauled off the plane as a potential terrorist you can have him arrested for attempted theft.
Ok... Its not a perfect plan... but it would at least raise question why my valuable X got more than Y feet from my suitcase.
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If you're going to use exploding dye packs, you may as well make them lethal, because the guy who detects the "bomb-like" device in your luggage is going to report you.
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Contact the police (the real police, not the TSA goons) that are located at the airport. Skip the TSA forms altogether and file a police report.
My wife had a laptop stolen from her bag (why did she pack a laptop in check baggage!?!?). We reported it to the local police who had jurisdiction over the airport and a detective was extremely interested and helpful. The information we provided helped to crack a little group of TSA agents at the airport who had been doing this for several weeks. They never found th
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Even if you did something obscure but unique to identify your property you still wouldn't be able to prove who took it by the time it showed up on the black market.
Obscure? No, you're supposed to engrave your social security number on your personal property. I learned that when I was a kid. My SSN is on pretty much everything I own. The US Army even printed my SSN on my duffel bag so people would know it was mine
I hope you included your birthday, full name, mailing address, and mother's maiden name to make it easier for your items to make it home!
Over the past six months (Score:5, Funny)
If he's been confessing for that long, you'd think they'd have stopped him before!
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If he's been confessing for that long, you'd think they'd have stopped him before!
(Sponsored by the grammar police)
That's not likely; ambiguities are handled by the semantics police.
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What about... (Score:2)
How many bombs, IEDs and other dangerous items did he confiscate and sell online?
I'm sure there was a very good reason why he was touching people's luggage.
TSA: taking freedom so terrorists don't have to (Score:5, Funny)
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Hey. It's the price we pay to keep ourselves safe from authoritarian fanatics!!!
(See sig)
Did you really figure (Score:3, Insightful)
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Did you really suggest that education and money makes you honest?
Really?
HAVE YOU FUCKING LOOKED AROUND YOU?
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BMO - Real thieves wear suits.
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You're disgusting.
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Consider how well (or poorly) they're paid... (Score:2)
List of TSA Salary [tsa.gov] I doublt Mr Serrano, or for that matter, any of the pseudo-cop screeners are being paid at band F or above.
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[The] Secretary of Transportation may authorize an individual who carries out air transportation security duties– (2) to make arrests without warrant for an offense against the United States committed in the presence of the individual or for a felony under the laws of the United States, if the individual reasonably believes the individual to be arrested has committed or is committing a felony.
How to avoid the TSA thieves (Score:5, Interesting)
It is illegal for them to open your bag without you being present, if you have a firearm declared. (I guess the government doesn't trust the TSA near guns...if only they'd expand that mistrust to all the federal alphabet soup criminals).
I discovered this accidentally, because I usually take at least one pistol whenever I fly anywhere, and have been using it ever since. If I'm going some place anti-gun, like Chicago or CA, I take a firearm component, like a barrel, which still has to be checked the same way, but can't get me into trouble on the trip.
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Yes! Traveling with a firearm is like getting extra special first class check-in.
I love how they treat you like somebody special; I think in some airports they assume you're a cop.
Re:How to avoid the TSA thieves (Score:5, Informative)
They tend to treat me like I'm crazy. But then, I don't look anything like a cop; I look like a slacker software engineer.
A few years ago at Sea-Tac, I had an Alaska rep tell me I couldn't check in a firearm. We had to call her boss over. Fortunately he was familiar with the form, and knew what to do. And the first rep was very apologetic and friendly after. And the best part is: nobody stole the external HDD out of my suitcase!
I also recommend printing out a copy of the TSA page on flying with firearms [tsa.gov], in case you get somebody who doesn't have a clue.
Re:How to avoid the TSA thieves (Score:5, Interesting)
I also recommend printing out a copy of the TSA page on flying with firearms, in case you get somebody who doesn't have a clue.
Fantastic. I think everyone who flies should carry one round of ammunition in an original package every time they fly. The rule that TSA will inspect the package at the ticket counter will cause a massive breakdown in the TSA system, as all TSA operatives will be up at the ticket counter inspecting one round of ammunition each and nobody will be available to search bags and steal stuff. It will also require a personal escort to the CTX machines so that the passenger doesn't do anything to the now-searched baggage.
Or, the checkin process will get so backed up that nobody will be able to fly anywhere.
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(yes, you use NON-TSA compliant locks when transporting firearms, by law, and since they've already screened your luggage, they have a lot more restrictions on whether they can open it again).
Not only CAN you use a non-TSA lock when flying with a firearm but you MUST lock your firearm with a lock that only you have the key to open. The TSA does not trust their own handlers to not steal firearms. The airlines do not trust their baggage handlers to not steal firearms. Any attempt to open that luggage without your knowledge is a federal felony.
There is one problem with this plan. The rules require that there be no markings on the bag to indicate the presence of the firearm. The TSA routinely c
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I'm pretty sure it is illegal for them to steal the stuff you have in bag too, yet that doesn't seem to help.
* Yes, yes. It increases their risk significantly and hence they'll pick a different bag.
Re:How to avoid the TSA thieves (Score:5, Informative)
When I fly out of Narita, they seem to do the baggage exam before checkin, which seems a much better system.
Baggage is x-rayed upon entering the checkin area, and if they're suspicious, they pull you aside to a table and have you open the suitcase and go through it. The examiner just watches, giving directions as needed (indeed, it's very clear they're under orders not to touch anything), and asks you to explain anything unusual. It works very well, and gives real peace of mind.
Re:How to avoid the TSA thieves (Score:5, Interesting)
That's an excellent point, actually. I knew this but it never actually occurred to me that the fact can be utilized in this way. (I wanted to say "methodized" but I'm not sure that's a work which is real enough... I like the word though.) Yes, as a former TSA screener operating out of Texas, I have a few interesting gun stories... at least they were interesting to me at the time. Most of them stem from people with CHLs who FORGOT they brought their pistols with them (all of them women) and decided to check their carry-on with the pistol in the bag... usually loaded.
But when people did check their firearms properly, they did get the red carpet treatment. Part of the reason for this is the mentality that they are wannabe cops. Some actually call themselves "federal agents." It's sick and stupid but also quite true.
Personally, I have always felt that carrying the gear with you was the best way to go, but this is giving me cause to reconsider.
As for the security of your things, I still can't say that I have ever witnessed a condition which enabled people to steal things so easily as described in the article. At my airport, there were eyes pretty much everywhere and co-workers were likely to snitch on one another. (Proof positive that they aren't cops right?)
But with that said, there was a huge bust as my airport that occurred while I was there which involved baggage handlers. They were stealing tool boxes, golf clubs and rummaging through TSA screened luggage after the TSA passed them on. So if the airline says "don't look at us, look to the TSA" that's not the full truth of the matter.
I'm not here to defend the TSA or its screeners, but I would like to remind people that the TSA isn't a single hive mind of trained professionals. They are a bunch of people from different walks of life but most of which are the same [types] of people who might serve you at a burger restaurant. And the rule for dealing with restaurant people is pretty much the same as dealing with the TSA -- treat them with respect and kindness as you are being served or else you could end up with results you don't care for. But when the service is done, feel free to express your opinions and views.
Re:How to avoid the TSA thieves (Score:4, Funny)
But when the service is done, feel free to express your opinions and views..
My rapist said the same thing to me.
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Was your rapist wearing a blue polyester shirt with a sewn-own badge with blue rubber gloves, and hanging out at the airport? Mine was.
In other news (Score:2)
In other news, the TSA continues to steal your 4th Amendment rights. You know, the certain inalienable rights that millions of us have died for?
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Did you die for something? I must have missed the memo...
Re:In other news (Score:4, Interesting)
Died of old age?
Millions of americans haven't died for their rights. WW2 and the civil war didn't even come close.
Perhaps you were thinking of the millions America has actually killed to build and maintain its empire? Or the greater numbers of indirect killings? The two recent wars this last decade killed over a million; unsurprisingly, we don't keep count... and with poor records its difficult to prove it all (yet the number proven is still really high and the estimates have been over a million for many years now.)
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Stop being such a whiny cunt.
Oh, and stop lying, too.
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For the children! (Score:2)
Please, lets not forget we have to protect the children from terrorists. So what is the price of some electronic junk being stolen, or perhaps some discomfort as the TSA searches your body in comparison to the safety of the children. We should thank this thief for he will make people carry less stuff out of fear of being stolen, hence there will be less stuff to search and fewer places to hide a bomb that might hurt the children.
Tequila (Score:3, Interesting)
It's not so much an outrage of the theft of items from baggage, it happens from time to time and sometimes it's the handlers. It's clearly wrong and clearly theft.
What's really interesting is all the stuff being confiscated, like this politician's bottle of tequila [blogspot.com]. OK, he shouldn't have brought it on board the plane, but what's really telling is that they take it and noone knows what happens with it afterwards. Sure they will have plenty of pictures of the cheap stuff getting destroyed. But who's going to miss the small percentage actual good stuff that gets taken home and sold/given/traded with friends or acquaintances?
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Quite frankly, I think the TSA itself should be on the hook.
The TSA is supposed to be protecting us, and I consider it at the least grossly negligent for them to allow one of their own to pull off something like this for SIX FUCKING MONTHS without getting caught.
They're supposed to be running background checks on these people, and besides that I wouldn't doubt that his victims have filed plenty of police reports or complaints of some sort, so the powers that be are either completely blind, or are in on it s
16 laptops - Not stolen (Score:2)
The most laptops I ever checked through security was 16 (across 2 bags). None were stolen, though one of the displays was cracked once. When they re-packed they did it poorly hence the breakage.
I really like the firearm idea presented elsewhere in this thread.
Really?! (Score:2)
I'm not the least bit surprised. (Score:3)
Those cocksuckers swiped a camera from my bag several years ago. TSA pointed the finger at Continental, Continental pointed the finger at TSA. Both parties basically said "Tough shit". Baggage is only covered at $0.50 per pound -- but ANYTHING of any value is specifically excluded. So if they steal electronics, jewelry, anything other than basically clothing, it's just tough shit.
Fuck 'em. I'd been a loyal Continental customer for years. After that incident and, shortly after that, trying in vain to find a way to actually use the many, many frequent flyer miles I had accumulated, I finally had had enough. Haven't set foot on a Continental flight nor given them a penny of revenue in several years now. Not that they cared in the slightest.
My point when I complained about my missing shit was, if someone were willing to commit a felony for a box of Hot Tamales (the only other thing missing from my bag), what could I have put IN a bag for, say, $10K? How about $50K? Somehow these shitheads don't make me feel any safer flying.
People still do that? (Score:2)
I'm more surprised that people are still putting computers and other electronics in their checked baggage than I am that a TSA agent is stealing stuff.
Wow. Put it in your carry-on, people. The only thing in my checked bag is my clothes and if they want to steal my dirty underwear they can have at it.
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A few years back I had a suitcase stolen in Florida on Continental airlines. I was loaded down with vintage real to real tapes and audio gear (modern and old). The real to real tapes and some of the audio gear belonged to my grandfather, which I was restoring for the family. I never did get it back and Continental declined my claim. I hope he lands in PIMA Federal Prison, some of the items I will never be able to recover.
When it absolutely must get there, don't take it on the plane. It's not safe anymore. Instead, have it shipped there (using appropriate padding as "tossers" will knock your box around)... of course, this is a real PITA if you're traveling internationally.
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Believe me, that suitcase will have tons of security.
Think again:
http://patterico.com/2007/10/29/firearms-disappearing-from-airport-luggage/ [patterico.com]
Re:Funny That (Score:5, Funny)
Actually, if you really want it to get there, buy a starter pistol and pack it in the suitcase.
Don't try to commit suicide with it, though. It'll get you detention.
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I would not bring anything on an airplane that I would not be ok with losing. its modern air travel, sadly (not that I've travelled much since the gropers took over).
on the photography forums, people are advised to ship their gear. too risky to bring expensive slr gear on a plane, checked or not.
so, consider the cost of ups/fedex/etc as a new hidden cost of air travel. your person goes one way, your important stuff goes via a DIFFERENT carrier.
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I get this hilarious picture in my head, of someone protesting, "These tapes are real! I need them to restore my grandfather!", as he's carted away by the men in white.
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Yeah, what kind of idiots enjoy choice and variety in their lives?
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Plenty of people [ebay.com], apparently. He sold everything he stole. A random 30 year old Floridian working at the TSA booth stealing people's stuff probably isn't exactly a shrewd electronics aficionado, such as yourself.
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Why does this not surprise me. Keep an eye on this I bet he gets a slap on the hand.
Maybe you can ask Blogger Bob (no relation to Baghdad Bob!) over at the TSA blog [tsa.gov], WTF?
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Sounds like being a corporate employee.
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Ironically, this is almost on-topic.
-Mike