Judge Rules That Police Can Bar High I.Q. Scores 260
An anonymous reader writes "A Federal judge has dismissed a lawsuit by a man who was barred from the New London police force because he scored too high on an intelligence test. Judge Dorsey ruled that Mr. Jordan was not denied equal protection because the city of New London applied the same standard to everyone: anyone who scored too high was rejected." Update: 04/16 22:01 GMT by T : Mea culpa. This story slipped through; consider it a time-machine / late-April Fool's day joke, please.
Seriously... (Score:5, Informative)
Published: September 09, 1999
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Slashdot is usually slow, but this is just ridiculous.
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Can't argue the halving of IQ when the adrenaline gets going.
My own IQ marker has alway been the size of a group of males. Individually, any one of the boys might be pretty bright. But, two boys together share half the IQ that they started with. Three boys together halve their IQ's again. By the time you get four boys together, they don't have enough smarts to pour piss out of a boot. Larger groups are likely to die of asphyxiation, because they aren't smart enough to breathe.
Combine my law with yours,
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Can't argue the halving of IQ when the adrenaline gets going.
My own IQ marker has alway been the size of a group of males. Individually, any one of the boys might be pretty bright. But, two boys together share half the IQ that they started with. Three boys together halve their IQ's again. By the time you get four boys together, they don't have enough smarts to pour piss out of a boot. Larger groups are likely to die of asphyxiation, because they aren't smart enough to breathe.
Combine my law with yours, and get a group of 4 adrenaline junkies together, and they probably suck the IQ out of anyone around them. Kind of like a black hole sucks energy and matter.
Well, now I understand the "Jackass" movies...
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Nope.
Adding a woman to a group of males simply introduces another 0.6 multiplier to the IQ-drain effect.
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"So if a cop has an average IQ (100) ..."
Impossible!
Since they are weeding out the higher scores, it's statistically certain
that cops have an average IQ of much less than 100.
PS. Unless they are weeding out the exact same amount of lower scores,
but from my personal knowledge, they don't.
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If I haven't seen it, it's new to me! :D
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This story sounded rather familiar...
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It's a glitch in the Matrix. Among other reasons, it can happen when they republish something [slashdot.org].
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Apparently Slashdot has the same policy.
j/k
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Yes, but it is always interesting to see news from just before the Moon got blasted out of its orbit.
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I don't think the juror thing is limited to liberal lawyers -- I'm pretty sure no lawyer wants intelligent persons as jurors because people who lack intelligence are easier to manipulate. =p
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When asked what I do for a living during jury selection, I state very clearly that I design satellite communication links and associated hardware, and am currently involved in leading edge research and development.
I have never failed to get excused by the defense attorney except for the time the prosecutor did me the favor. *shrug* Maybe it was a weak case.
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If you had a PhD. in comparative literature ( I don't BTW ), it would be the prosecutor who would be kicking you out.
In NYC Voir Dire , they always seem to ask what magazines or newspapers you read. Mention the NY Times , Nature , The New Yorker , IEEE Spectrum , or the Economist and you will never be on a jury.
Re:Seriously... (Score:4, Insightful)
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No. If you take a test and score too low, you get rejected, so we've already established that you're allowed to discriminate by IQ / intelligence. If you're saying that it's discriminatory to disqualify people who score too high, then you can't justify disqualifying people who score too low, either.
Not unexpected... (Score:2)
First class people choose first class people; second class people choose fourth class people; third class people choose ninth class people; and so on; and so on.
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And politicians - where do they fit in?
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What's the square of a googolplex?
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Classless people choose classless people?
0^2 = 0
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At the top controlling everything. This whole "politicians are stupid scum" is just what they love you to think.
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The issue isn't that politicians aren't stupid scum. They are.
The issue is that they are not actually the ones at the top controlling everything.
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Zero squared is still zero.
Negative zero squared is still an imaginary imaginary number; imaginary squared.
Take your pick; the US is still a two party system.
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Whoooosh ... that's why it's an imaginary imaginary number.
Re:Not unexpected... (Score:4, Insightful)
First class people choose first class people; second class people choose fourth class people; third class people choose ninth class people; and so on; and so on.
It's a failure of the moderation system that I need to scroll past a dozen irrelevant comments about the article's date before I find one that addresses the actual topic. Anyway...
Not only are you right about this, but the logic the judge used was quite faulty and I can trivially demonstrate why:
Using that logic, they could discriminate racially or on religious grounds. "Anyone who scored too black was rejected" or "anyone who scored too Muslim was rejected". I mean hey, they apply that standard to everyone so it surely could not contradict the principles of equal protection. That's why this is absurd.
I'll never understand what it is about a law degree and a bench that fundamentally distorts someone's ability to use solid logic. If I can see the flaw in seconds couldn't this judge maybe think on it a bit before committing it to a ruling that will affect a man's life?
It's as though the judge had a personal objection to having high-IQ police officers and was looking for an excuse to disallow them.
Re:Not unexpected... (Score:5, Informative)
Using that logic, they could discriminate racially or on religious grounds. "Anyone who scored too black was rejected" or "anyone who scored too Muslim was rejected". I mean hey, they apply that standard to everyone so it surely could not contradict the principles of equal protection. That's why this is absurd.
I'll never understand what it is about a law degree and a bench that fundamentally distorts someone's ability to use solid logic. If I can see the flaw in seconds couldn't this judge maybe think on it a bit before committing it to a ruling that will affect a man's life?
It's as though the judge had a personal objection to having high-IQ police officers and was looking for an excuse to disallow them.
So I actually went and looked up the original judgement and appellate judgement on this because it was so weird. The actual argument the HR department made was that smart people would quit quickly and they chose less smart people so they wouldn't get bored being a patroller. The Court determined that they had reached this decision on a rational basis (while noting that the truth of this was beyond the scope of the Court's right to decide, for a variety of reasons) and that since they were applying the policy evenly, there was no grounds for the officer to complain.
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Uh. "applying the policy evenly" is exactly the same insane logic. You can't apply a discriminatory policy evenly. If this is defensible, then so are minimum-IQ poll tests.
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Of course he'd want to disallow them. Smart cops are nothing but trouble for the dumb ones, messing up the scams and challenging idiotic practices and policies. Or, if you're a cynical left-wing pseudo-anarchist wacko like myself, you could say that it's a waste of a brain, since a smart cop is just as (in)effective as any other. If your IQ is so high as to be notable, you should be doing something more intellectual with your life. Like making sandwiches (really freakin' awesome sandwiches!)
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Mmm, sandwiches.
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And the people at the very bottom believe everything they read, no matter how ridiculous, and then comment about it before finding out it was a bogus story.
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Well no not really. In Canada if a university grad applies they're nearly an automatic hire here for policing. That's part of the problem we're facing actually. University grads, in general smart with no life experience.
Terrible combination, when you consider that it's life experience and understanding a person is well the main point of policing here.
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Make duration of employment a condition of employment, with only very clear exceptions.
Holy Old Story! (Score:5, Informative)
Published: September 09, 1999
This happened almost twelve years ago...
Re:Holy Old Story! (Score:4, Insightful)
Awww now I miss the the stupid things the government did before 9/11 turned them into wholesale Constitution tramplers.
Re:Holy Old Story! (Score:4, Funny)
Awww now I miss the the stupid things the government did before 9/11 turned them into wholesale Constitution tramplers.
You're new here, I see - or at least newer than me. Let me clue you in on something; slashdot is a pro-conservative site.
If you want to be up-modded, just praise Bush, Reagan, and all the greatness that came immediately after 9/11, when the government was working in your best interest. Further, calling the current POTUS the great socialist satan will accomplish similar results. You are daring to suggest that what happened immediately after 9/11 might not have been done with everyone's best interests in mind - prepare to be moderated "troll".
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The politicians who call themselves "conservative"... I'd like to know what they are conserving. Certainly it isn't tax money or political power.
The old answer to this question was along the lines of, "well, a 'conservative' is someone who doesn't want to rock the boat, doesn't want to make any sudden or drastic changes to society"... to that I'd say that the way government has become much larger and more authoritarian during my lifetime alone, or since 9/11 alone, represents a drastic and sudden departure
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Note that all I want is a smaller and less powerful government that doesn't try to protect me from every perceived threat, doesn't try to manage my life for me, doesn't try to separate me from the consequences of my decision-making.
I have an idea. Since people want very different things, we could break up the country into smaller autonomous regions that could regulate themselves. This way if a group of people want to allow gay marriage for example, they could move to a region that supports gay marriage, but it wouldn't mean that all the other regions had to.
And since each of these regions would be to small to be able to defend themselves from larger more powerful governments, and so the people of these regions could interact and
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Why must you be so cruel to the newbies.
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I think a huge proportion of the commenters on Slashdot lean right-libertarian. Not sure how this works with the other poster's suggestions (probably very little) but on principle it's possible to be both conservative and not a scientific imbecile.
Re:Holy Old Story! (Score:5, Informative)
This is just in: Napoleon died.
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I'm thinking 9/9/99 isn't the article's real date.
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Please stand on your head, it will read 6/6/66.
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Oh, I get it - because a line segment rotated 180 degrees looks different to how it started?
Funny.
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I'm thinking 9/9/99 isn't the article's real date.
Well, it turns out that day did happen in history; I tend to remember it fairly well for reasons that aren't important here. Although it is interesting numerically...
Nonetheless, it does read "New York Times Archives", so even if the date may be wrong it is not likely a recent story.
Re:Holy Old Story! (Score:4, Informative)
He was subsequently invited to apply to the San Fransisco [sfgate.com] force.
Anybody know if he wound up there? Apparently a mayor has the same name, so it's hard to search.
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Anyone else remember this guy getting on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno back in '99 and thought "Wait, has the case dragged on for this long?"
Indeed, I was going to add that "It's a bit before my time", but then I realized that I was on Slashdot back then, too. Way to make me feel old, Slashdot. :(
Operating System (Score:4, Funny)
Hey, did you guys hear about that guy from Finland who wrote his own operating system? What a cool little project....
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WTF, when did the Fennoscandian region declare independence from Russia? Finland is a country now?
This raises interesting new legal possibilities... (Score:5, Insightful)
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I'm going to invoke Godwin's Law here. The Nazi's applied the same standard to everyone they sent to the camps too....
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To be fair, the correct interpretation of "equal protection under the law" has been a matter of confusion since the day the 14th Amendment was passed. In your particular case however, there is additional law that states that race is one of the protected classes [wikipedia.org] that cannot be discriminated against in nearly any circumstance. So the courts would cite that, and punt on the constitutional issue.
Prejudices (Score:2)
In other news, they won't hire anyone who's too black, or too female, or ... or ...
Applying a standard as such across the board without legitimate reasons is completely wrong. There are some legitimate reasons. Hiring a quadriplegic, a blind man, or a deaf mute to patrol may not be quite the right choice. They could be considered for equivalent (pay and status) positions. Refusing people because they are too smart, too strong, or too ... well ... any favorable trait, is in
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no, actually, today, it's the opposite. it's ok to ban someone for being too white, too male, or too straight because the activism has built up assumptions that this group doesn't ever need any protection. The irony here is that the activism has been so strong that it's actually causing a discriminatory backwash. piecemeal discrimination protection like this is the root of the problem. The law says people are not to be discriminated based on race, gender, or lifestyle, but the enforcement of these laws is
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bull. fucking. shit.
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discrimination knows no social boundaries. all we've done is normalized the bigotry of certain groups as some kind of 'balance' against the bigotry of others. this solves nothing.
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I think the issue is as you put it that the standards have to be reasonable. It is typically legal to refuse to hire somebody that is overly qualified, which sucks, but unless the applicant can prove it was something else that is protected by law, there is no right to a job just by virtue of being the best qualified candidate.
Like The Old Joke (Score:5, Funny)
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Defendant, Robert Jordan (Score:2)
Good thing he didn't get the job. Because Mr Jordan then went on to write a series of very successful fantasy novels, gaining fame and legions of devoted Rand-Fans world wide. ALl this before his sad and untimely passing.
Seriously? (Score:3, Insightful)
Timothy you are an idiot.
I take it slashdot uses the same policy.
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Just for commenters.
Oh...
Up Next... (Score:2)
Scientist discovers that sun doesn't move around the earth after all.
Retro-slashdot.
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Scientist discovers that sun doesn't move around the earth after all.
When object A revolves around object B, object B is also revolving around object A by definition.
The disproved geocentric model [wikipedia.org] incorrectly proposes that all objects in the universe revolve around the Earth. In actuality, only the Moon and the Sun revolve around Earth.
Another problem with the story (Score:2)
Okay, as others pointed out... this story is 12 years old. But a larger issue is that the story is strictly a report of the legal ruling - it doesn't even touch on the (likely) flawed reasoning behind New London's policy. I realize Slashdotters tend to pride themselves on not reading the articles (or, often, even the submissions) - but even if this story were current, it'd be hard to have an intelligent discussion / discourse / debate over this without more information.
Is this a Slashdot record? (Score:2)
For oldest necro post--13 years?
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Not even close. Far, far older stories have been published as new on Slashdot over the years. Mind you, it's still impressive.
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what the police department was looking for (Score:2)
Editorial Hint (Score:2)
The Rationale Behind It (Score:5, Informative)
FWIW, way back when this story was news instead of history I asked my county's Sheriff about the rationale behind this kind of thing. He explained it thusly:
"Suppose you're an officer and you're called to a convenience store robbery. When you arrive, you find the clerk on the floor has been shot and will certainly die if you don't render aid immediately. Meanwhile, you see the robber escaping in your neighbor's car so you know it's stolen. This fits the MO of an armed robber who's been in the region for a few weeks, never strikes in the same town twice, and always kills the clerks he robs. There are no witnesses. If you render aid to the fallen clerk the criminal will escape and will almost certainly kill again, but if you pursue the criminal the clerk will certainly die and you may not succeed in apprehending the criminal anyway. What do you do?"
I immediately responded that I'd pursue the criminal. He went on to explain:
"It's not really important which option you choose because in the end some innocent is going to die. What's important is that you quickly choose a response and follow it through to the end. The rationale behind not hiring those of exceptional intelligence is that they'll waste time thinking through their options hoping to find the optimal solution when there really isn't one instead of just springing into action."
It's horribly flawed logic, but that's the general consensus among law enforcement so it's self-reinforcing. You can't promote thinking leaders from within a force that doesn't include thinking officers.
Re:The Rationale Behind It (Score:5, Insightful)
I know the sheriff was trying to give an example of a dilemma that's likely to come up in police work, but the example he chose seems like a no-brainer, with a very clear right and wrong answer. You call in a description of your neighbor's car so other officers can look for it, then help the clerk. He'll probably be able to ID the robber or at least provide some solid clues in the event the suspect escapes the dragnet, but he can't do that if he's dead.
If you let the clerk die and fail to catch the suspect, you're no better off than you were before, and you have one more stiff in the morgue. Even if you do catch the robber, the dead clerk will still haunt your whole department, in the form of bad press and lawsuits.
One option will be second-guessed endlessly regardless of the final outcome, and the other will make you look like a hero, or at least someone who tried to help.
Reminds me of a recent case in Seattle, where a roid-raging berserker with a badge emptied his Glock into a bum who was whittling with a pocket knife, after giving him four seconds to "comply." Somebody forgot to tell him that Robocop was not a training film.
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Reminds me of a recent case in Seattle, where a roid-raging berserker with a badge emptied his Glock into a bum who was whittling with a pocket knife, after giving him four seconds to "comply." Somebody forgot to tell him that Robocop was not a training film.
You're thinking of the murder of John T. Williams:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2012784234_copshooting02m.html
He was a 50 year-old local totem / wood-carver with a history of alcohol abuse and troubles with his hearing. Shot for crossing the street while whittling a block of wood.
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It's not really important which option you choose because in the end some innocent is going to die.
Follow the criminal, let the clerk die. If the criminal gets away, there's a high probability that many more (not just the one) will die. There's a snap decision. From a member of Mensa.
But that's not the true rationale. The real reason is that city councils need people who will go out and follow orders without question. Bust the rat bastard dealing cocaine in the neighborhood bar. Leave the mayor's nephew (dealing cocaine in the local high school) the hell alone. If you can't see why this is wrong, you're
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Follow the criminal, let the clerk die. If the criminal gets away, there's a high probability that many more (not just the one) will die. There's a snap decision. From a member of Mensa.
Mensa must be slipping...
The clerk is somebody who is 100% sure to die if you don't help him. The criminal could be caught before he kills again. You radio in the description of the car, as another poster mentioned. Even if they don't catch him then, there's always the possibility that when he tries to rob another store, somebody overpowers him, and he's arrested. Yes, other people might die if he escapes, and that might even be likely. The only thing you know for certain is that the clerk will die if
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The clerk is somebody who is 100% sure to die if you don't help him.
And probably die if I do try to help. I'm not an EMT and there's not much even an EMT can do for a fatal gunshot wound other than transport to an ER fast.
The criminal could be caught before he kills again.
That's what I'm trained to do. Apprehend criminals.
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Thanks for being the one who caught my point: The rationale is bullshit because smart people confronted by unfolding emergencies are no more likely to be frozen by indecision than average people. The question is intended solely to gauge the speed of the response, not the right or wrong of it.
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What about the flying cars and robot servants we're going to have by 2010 ?
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You didn't get yours?
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There are a few factors at play here...
Often, people with a higher IQ will have been pushed down an academic path and had less time to do things like play with other kids.. They also often get shunned by other kids because they spend more time doing schoolwork.
As for arrogance, someone who is predisposed to being arrogant will use any aspect of themselves to demonstrate their superiority to someone else, be it intelligence, physical strength, money etc.
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There's many alternative explanations for your observation, but I'll offer just two:
As for having "little regard for their fellow humanity (sic)", well, even someone of only average intelligence would think that half the people in the world are stupid. Imagine what Feynman fel
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As for having "little regard for their fellow humanity (sic)", well, even someone of only average intelligence would think that half the people in the world are stupid. Imagine what Feynman felt like.
I often have, among others. Feynman loved to teach. I asked an ex professor friend of mine if he'd heard of him. He said he didn't, until he said, "Oh yes, he teaches concepts!"
I.Q. is flawed because while memory is great, what makes someone intelligent is what they can create. If you understand the concepts, then the rest falls into place quickly and easily. If you only "memorize" parameters and processes, then you can't as easily create a solution to a different but related problem. (Like with division,
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Dude. What the fuck are you on?
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I got lost apparently and forgot to finish with the thought that I think Feynman wasn't an intelligent, stupid person, but rather "well rounded". I would surmise that what he "felt like" was not that even half the world was stupid, as he could get most of those he came into contact with to understand... he was very good at that, as that is what he did.
Thank you nagging girl friend for interrupting me! (lies, I know, they don't exist if I am here, but I have to put down some excuse right?)
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Or maybe the real reason was that the brass felt threatened. He'd move up the ranks too fast, and any one of their own jobs would be at risk.
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And what about references to various religious texts?
Jesus was born, Moses crossed the red sea, David has slain Goliath...
And even older - Yellowstone Volcano erupted 600 000 years ago. Meteorite killed dinosaurs 65 million years ago...
At least one of above must have been on slashdot...
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That's a trick question, isn't it? Neither the Yellowstone Eruption nor the Meteorite could possibly have happened due to them being more than 4 thousand years ago.
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"Published: September 09, 1999" This is pretty much oldest news I have seen here.
http://slashdot.org/index2.pl?color=green&index=1&view=stories&fhfilter=&duration=-1&startdate=19990909&page=1 [slashdot.org] Here's plenty of older news on /. for you to read. :P Including such gems as the launch of the G4, StarOffice not being open source, initial reports of Microsoft developing the Xbox, some leaked info about Star Trek: Enterprise, and CmdrTaco adding features such as karma, the post anonymously checkbox, and metamoderation.
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Oh my God.. (Score:3)
..did you tell them about Haiti? And Japan?
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Shall we overlook the far more complete failure in the use of correct grammar in "grammar fail?"
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According to http://www.adversity.net/0_PoliceFireMuni/PFM_intro.htm [adversity.net], which explains why he was rejected, he appealed, but lost.
Now, he seems to work as a prison guard ( http://www.expertlaw.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33193&page=1 [expertlaw.com] )
Mr. Jordan, 48, is a life-insurance salesman who had dreamed of a second career protecting and serving, with an eye on the pension.
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MR. Jordan said he would appeal the ruling if his lawyers are willing to continue the case now that he has used up his savings. In the meantime, he is supplementing his insurance business by working for $26,000 a year -- $15,000 less than he would make as a New London patrolman -- as a state prison guard. ''In those dormitories, there's 110 inmates and one of you,'' he said. ''Your mouth better be connected to your brain.''
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despite the fact that there has never been a correlation between IQ and job satisfaction shown
Now look for correlations between IQ and physical ability, eye-hand coordination (good for shooting guns), and reaction times. You will find them. So the police force ends up being populated by the fat, slow, and dumb.
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