FBI Is the Worst FOIA Performer 92
krou writes "The National Security Archive at George Washington University has awarded its 2009 Rosemary Award to the FBI for worst freedom of information performance (PDF of the award). Previous winners have been the CIA and the Treasury. The NSA notes that 'The FBI's reports to Congress show that the Bureau is unable to find any records in response to two-thirds of its incoming FOIA requests on average over the past four years, when the other major government agencies averaged only a 13% "no records" response to public requests.' The FBI's explanation, according to the NSA, is that 'files are indexed only by reference terms that have to be manually applied by individual agents,' and even then, 'agents don't always index all relevant terms.' Furthermore, 'unless a requester specifically asks for a broader search, the FBI will only look in a central database of electronic file names at FBI headquarters in Washington.' Any search will therefore 'miss any internal or cross-references to people who are not the subject of an investigation, any records stored at other FBI offices around the country, and any records created before 1970.'"
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Good god, I hope this doesn't become a long-running meme (especially the misspelling of "heard"). If it does, I will make an effort to show up in every /. thread to post a reply to these saying "Wurst. Meme. EVAR. </comic book guy>"
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(especially the misspelling of "heard").
Sorry, I meant to spell it Hurd.
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Good god, I hope this doesn't become a long-running meme (especially the misspelling of "heard").
GNU too?
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The meme's been running for at least a year at a certain other website.
The only good one is Xzibit's face shopped onto Isaac Newton's head+wig with the caption "Sup dawg I herd u like calculus so we put a function inside yo function so you can derive while you derive."
The pun is on "drive" because Xzibit mods cars so crazily on his TV show that he might one day put a car in a car so you can drive while you drive.
In the show, there was once an energy drink dispenser that would only fit red bull or something
Re:maybe they need a search appliance... (Score:5, Insightful)
sounds like the need to buy one of those Google search appliances...
Yeah, but then they would have to hire someone to censor all of the search results manually, and would no longer have a good reason to deny FOIA requests.
On a side note, this explains how so much intel falls through the cracks of our nation's intelligence agencies, only to be discovered after something tragic occurs. [wikipedia.org]
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Falls through the cracks or is created after the fact as if to appear that they "could have done something if only they had more funding". I hate to be critical, but our intelligence agencies seem less focused on foreign terrorists than they are about citizens who may disagree with the government.
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The FBI's recordkeeping and information handling internally are as poor as for FOIA requests, which would mean that it has no coherent idea what is going on, and is thus only effective in cases where minimally coordinated local offices can do the job.
Or,
The FBI finds it convenient to know nothing when those pesky people with their "rights" come knocking; which would mean that they are a cabal of hooverite scum and a threat to liberty and transparency.
Re:So basically... (Score:5, Insightful)
Dilemma, both options bad: Either The FBI's recordkeeping and information handling internally are as poor as for FOIA requests, which would mean that it has no coherent idea what is going on, and is thus only effective in cases where minimally coordinated local offices can do the job.
Actually, that's not that unusual in large organizations; and is acerbated by government bureaucracy and funding methods. For eh really serious stuff, organizations are generally good at coordination, but there's a lot of other lower level stuff that gets done pretty much on a local level and never is seen elsewhere; so unless you know it exists through experience or an informal network (let me call Bob in New York and see what he knows) it is lost to the broader organization. Most government organizations would love google-like access and searching to their files because it would make their job easier and they'd be more effective; the reality is they don't have the money to buy the technology that enables that capability; TV and Movies aside many organizations are years behind the tech curve.
Or, The FBI finds it convenient to know nothing when those pesky people with their "rights" come knocking; which would mean that they are a cabal of hooverite scum and a threat to liberty and transparency.
My experience with government organizations is they really care about things like rights and liberty; probably more so than many of their fellow citizens and are willing to risk their lives defending their fellow citizens. Sure, there are a few bad apples, but that's not representative of the whole organization.
In the end, never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by bureaucracy.
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The FBI's recordkeeping and information handling internally are as poor as for FOIA requests, which would mean that it has no coherent idea what is going on, and is thus only effective in cases where minimally coordinated local offices can do the job.
That'd be it. See this article about the complete failure that came about when SAIC was hired to modernize the FBI's computer systems. $200M spent and nothing to show for it but a smoking crater. Both the FBI and the contractor appear to have screwed this
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When I was in college a "roommate" stole my wallet. I did not notice it until the next day. Needless to say he went on a crime spree and used my ID. Approximately 3 months later the FBI comes looking for me and I talk with them and I assure them I was not in this state or that state and that I was attending school and working on the dates in question. I get the bank (where I worked) to cough up my records and that proves to the FBI that I am not the person.
Fast forward 40 years and I file an FOI with the FB
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They can't return anything from an FOIA request if they don't have anything on you.
I had a friend who was absolutely certain that the FBI had a bunch of stuff on him. He just knew that they were keeping tabs on him so they could "do something" if he ever got out of line.
The thing is, he'd never done anything. No criminal record, no tax issues, no affiliations with any group. He had some extremely mild anti-tax and anti-bureaucracy views, but didn't even talk about them that much, and never acted on them.
So when he filed his FOIA request for all records, he got back nothing. Which made him even MORE paranoid. So he filed another one, for all surveillance tapes and records that they'd "hidden" the first time.
I think he ended up filing three or four FOIA requests, until someone from the FBI came around and explained, very carefully, that he really wasn't very interesting.
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They can't return anything from an FOIA request if they don't have anything on you.
I had a friend who was absolutely certain that the FBI had a bunch of stuff on him. He just knew that they were keeping tabs on him so they could "do something" if he ever got out of line.
The thing is, he'd never done anything. No criminal record, no tax issues, no affiliations with any group. He had some extremely mild anti-tax and anti-bureaucracy views, but didn't even talk about them that much, and never acted on them.
So when he filed his FOIA request for all records, he got back nothing. Which made him even MORE paranoid. So he filed another one, for all surveillance tapes and records that they'd "hidden" the first time.
I think he ended up filing three or four FOIA requests, until someone from the FBI came around and explained, very carefully, that he really wasn't very interesting.
Quite an interesting post.
Unfortunately, this is the necessary result of a culture of secrecy on the part of these organizations. They're assumed to know something, whether or not they really do. And if they claim to not have the information, they're assumed to be lying about not having it. People have good reason to make these assumptions, since these agencies have a history of doing exactly this.
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They're assumed to know something, whether or not they really do.
Which is exactly how they want to be viewed.
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They're assumed to know something, whether or not they really do.
Which is exactly how they want to be viewed.
Of course, that works if they want to keep enemies on their toes. It isn't so great when they get mobbed with requests for info they really don't have, since the requestors don't believe the "no" and request again, sue in court, go to their elected officials, plot against their perceived enemy, etc.
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They can't return anything from an FOIA request if they don't have anything on you.
While it is true that there are likely many people requesting their own FBI file, only to discover that it doesn't exist, why didn't the FBI use that as an excuse? Instead, the article notes:
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I think he can rest assured they have a file on him at this point. Win-win situation!
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On the other hand, when you've had the FBI knock on your door at home and question your employer, you have a right to receive information on the cause and outcome of such investigations. Ditto for instances where the FBI has questioned you as a witness on a matter that might not be related to you personally.
For the FBI to come back and say it can't find any related records is both disingenuous and frustrating. One can appreciate how this can result in paranoia.
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Semantic FBI!
congrats (Score:4, Informative)
At least you won an award for your sucking...
Re:congrats (Score:4, Funny)
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Why would this surprise anyone? (Score:5, Funny)
I mean, would you think the FBI would be willing to let the citizenry know about ******* and ***** and ***** ***** *******? That would pose a massive security risk to ****** **********, and couldn't be allowed under any circumstances.
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I love madlibs!
Nice excuses, now fix the problems (Score:2)
Not too surprising (Score:5, Interesting)
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Would cops bother you nearly as much if we fixed our laws to legalize what are currently consensual crimes (drugs, prostitution, etc.) and eliminate purely discretionary laws and arrest/contact quotas (which lead to cops only arresting public drunks if they annoy them, are someone they don't like, or would help fill that night's quota)? Would you regain your respect for our cops if they were employed protecting you from others, and had time to do that one job well? Would you regain your respect for our lega
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I dunno about the GP, but you've nicely summed up the problems I have with law enforcement in this country.
And after last night's Jon Stewart interview of Jim Cramer, I've decided that we've got the wrong people in prison.
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Just take a look at which organizations show up to protest drug legalization or decriminalization movements, and this will tell you all you need to know.
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Why is this insightful? What makes you think that I consent to allowing prostitution or legal drug distribution in my neighborhood? And why are these called victimless crim
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I'll respond to you point by point; as to off-topic, well, once a can of worms is opened ...
Insightful: you're not required to be right to be insightful. You can be insightful to, even by bringing wrong points to the table, just so they can be squashed.
Consent: what makes you think anyone needs your consent to do business in your neighborhood? You don't own the whole neighborhood, do you? You're welcome to tell them to stay off your lawn; in fact, I'll gladly help you protect your private property.
Victimles
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You'd be surprised how easy it is get to sleep after eating a few babies. Knocks me right out. And I work in the intelligence community if that makes any difference to you.
Damn. What agency do you work for? Our budget for baby's got cut in the last budget cycle. We have to read policy statements to get a good night's rest.
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Gee, if I was some government criminal perpetrating injustice on the citizenry, I'd have a similar system in place to maintain plausible deniability and an illusion of competence and integrity. Personal experience supports this interpretation.
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Their explanation is basically: "We try to put everything in a really good place, but often forget what we did with a thing when we go to look for it." Try that in court when the FBI is investigating you.
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I could relate an unfortunate number of megillahs regarding my personal experiences with my government servants. This misplacement of documents is one of the pillars of our infrastructure.
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If (Score:2)
If they can't find anything then
how do they know there's nothing to find?
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Mr. Schiff: One of the first times the FBI used computers in an investigation was in the late 70s. Several companies wanting to help build California freeways were involved in rigging bids for concrete beams...
Mr. Marshall: "It's my understanding that computers are essential in whatever type of investigation you have."
Mr. Schiff: That's retired FBI Special Agent Hal Marshall...
Mr. Marshall: "Especially in coordinating information with other offices; information being specifically available in real time rather than trying to quire someone by the telephone or, in those days, we had teletypes."
Mr. Schiff: Investigators found out about secret meetings. Marshall says telephone records were subpoenaed and then reviewed by hand at first. Then he had a thought...
Mr. Marshall: "We're moving into a new era, let me call FBI Headquarters. I called FBI Headquarters and talked with the then new computer section and told them what we had and they said, 'Please send them to us so we can help you out.' And that is what happened."
Mr. Schiff: There were convictions and guilty pleas after computers helped prove anti-trust violations. I'm Neal Schiff of the Bureau and that's the FBI's Closed Case of the Week."
Yes, those computers... They solve crimes!
Federal Bureau of Investigation? (Score:5, Interesting)
In other words, the FBI can't find their butts (Score:2)
couldn't find their ass if you spotted them both hands. might as well put all their records in shoeboxes and label them "Stuff."
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Thing is, they do keep such a database, which works quite fine for those who have access to it.
The NSA? (Score:2)
The NSA? Is this a joke?
Re:The NSA? (Score:4, Informative)
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And what about the TMAA?
Too Many Acronyms Agency?
We already have a TLA clash because the NSA and the NSA have the same TLA, so we have TMA.
I hope we don't have a FDA, we already have an FDA
(Federal Database of Acronyms, Food and Drug Administration)
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Search: X-Files (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Search: X-Files (Score:5, Interesting)
I know this is a joke, but I do wonder how many FOIA requests the FBI gets on subjects that they really don't have information on: UFOs, Batboy, etc. Do trash requests like that get counted?
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"Trash requests"? You work for them, don't you?
"don't deny your beast inside."
FOIA Pblm is bad Enough, but ... (Score:1, Insightful)
... it also means that they have severe trouble finding stuff for INTERNAL use. Sheesh!!!
Nothing Before 1970 = Hoover = Reform Needed (Score:2)
If the FOIA won't open up the FBI's OLD OLD OLD files, then reform is needed. The 1940s - 1950s stuff is history. That stuff should be fully open to the public--like a library--unless the FBI specifically claims an exemption for it.
The historians will index that stuff for the FBI. You can bet on that.
Such bullshit.
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never happen.
We might actually find out who shot JFK that way.
Did this for DHS... (Score:2)
And so far, so good. Sent off the request (snail mail) January 6th. Got a formal response from them February 5th, acknowledging my request.
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1082501&cid=26350959 [slashdot.org]
This reminds me... (Score:1)
FOIA track record could be much better IF ONLY... (Score:1)
... people didn't ask for sensitive information.
This is funny and stupid (Score:2)
We see on the TV shows FBI agents looking up all sorts of crap on their computers that even Google couldn't find, whereas in reality these idiots barely even have a filing system, let alone any kind of sensible database.
They can't even find files actually stored in their branch offices! DUH! Most corporations would go out of business if they couldn't do that!
And this is what, after several multi-hundred million dollar attempts to upgrade their management information systems?
Your tax dollars at work.
That, an
Stupid FBI (Score:2)
FBI FOIA (Score:1)
Not sure it's relevant (Score:2)
Not a Priority (Score:1)