Microsoft's Acoustic Caller ID Patent 185
theodp writes "A new patent granted to Microsoft Tuesday for automatic identification of telephone callers based on voice characteristics
covers constructing acoustic models for telephone callers by identifying words or subject matter commonly used by callers and capturing the acoustic properties of any utterance. Not only that, it's done 'without alerting the caller during the call that the caller is being identified,' boasts Microsoft in the patent claims."
Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? (Score:3, Interesting)
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*sigh* IHBT, I know.
On-topic now, I'm surprised I haven't (yet) seen much FUD about this technology being used to identify and track people. Seems to me that it'd be the sort of thing enforcement agencies would love to bits...
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Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? (Score:5, Insightful)
Part of the problem is that when you call any company, you generally get a barrage of useless information such as "This is Quux speaking, Foo and Bar suppliers, we now have a wonderful FooBar for only $39.95, how can I help you?" - which is swiftly (and rightfully) ignored because it's just noise; it does not solve the customer's problem. Make enough calls like that and they become a protocol.
By trying to cut short and asking the phone number and area code, the call is made longer; for the customer it belongs to the last part of the first sentence and is therefore ignored, hence people will ask for it again. People generally want to identify themselves first after hearing contact has succeeded. To put it in computer terms; the AC is trying to cram the payload in the header of the packet and is then pissed off that the protocol doesn't support it.
More effective would probably be "Thank you for calling, I'm Anonymous Coward, how can I help you?" - the latter part of this sentence ("I'm Anonymous Coward, how can I help you") will be ignored, but at least that information is completely irrelevant to the rest of the call. Then ask for important information, since that's actual payload.
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Not really, I answer nearly ever call with a very simple "Hello, [my First and Last Name] here." Most of the time, the next thing I hear is "is [my Name] there?". Sometimes I feel like saying "no, I am not here". People just don't pay attention, does that surprise you? interesting.
Re:Only Innovation: Real Time versus Offline? (Score:4, Funny)
Good Lord, no. They ask for your account number just to irritate you because both you and the person you're talking to know damn well you had to key in your account number just 2 minutes ago.
OT: I always wondered (Score:2)
Is this a mystery like the missing sock in the laundry?
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Actually, NSA will have prior Art (Score:3, Funny)
Can they detect how pissed off i am? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Can they detect how pissed off i am? (Score:4, Interesting)
they think they can ... (Score:3, Funny)
... but it works as well as their speech recognition [slashdot.org]. Between this, face recognition and kill drones OBL will be found and exterminated early and often. I hope it's not me next.
The programmers put in an Easter egg, just for you. Whenever Twitter says "shit" into his cell phone, the official Microsoft transcript has "M$".
Why? (Score:5, Insightful)
Verification of identity (Score:5, Interesting)
If someone had acquired some of your personal information, and then tried to impersonate you, an automated voice recognition system could be useful by raising an alarm, or at least giving a percentage of how much their voice is like yours.
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It is you who is the tool. When credit card companies get defrauded it's them that foots the bill, not the customer. That partly the point of credit cards. You can be damn well sure that they are willing to spend time and money of security problems like this.
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Identification of who is talking on a conference call would be extremely useful. Especially since a lot of people sound the same as I have the memory of a goldfish. When someone speaks you could have a little display that tells you their name and the company they work for.
Moshi moshi? (Score:2)
So, this means... (Score:2)
Without help from MS, I have done this for over 10 (Score:1)
Or we have assume that long before we make the call?
NOW I get it... (Score:5, Funny)
Brilliant!
How is this different from existing voice recog? (Score:3, Insightful)
You have to train current voice systems so they recognize your voice pattern (or, acoustic ID) and translate it to text or action. Take that and add a system that keeps profiles for a more advanced version of caller ID. It seems like a natural evolution of the technology.
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Bill Gates calling...
Caller ID displays: God
But, if there is ever an open source implemenatation of this, it will change to the following...
Bill Gates calling...
Caller ID displays: Don't even THINK about installing Windows(TM) on this caller ID
Re:How is this different from existing voice recog (Score:2, Informative)
Existing voice recognition systems might be more acurately called speech recognition. They don't recognize the voice (who is speaking); they recognize the speech (what is being said). They can be categorized as speaker dependent or speaker independent.
Speaker dependent speech recognition (type 1) requires complex training by each user. It needs to know all the ways a person pronounces every possible phoneme. During
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This is not speech recognition it's speaker recognition, and is nothing new.
Re:How is this different from existing voice recog (Score:2)
Err (Score:4, Insightful)
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Here's the link to the PA statute: CHAPTER 57. Wiretapping And Electronic Surveillance [aol.com] It DOES sound like it could be considered "intercepting" and also "intentional use". Especially if some DA can interpret it to mean that videotaping in a public place falls under the same law. Of course, IANAL, YMMV,
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If they were suggesting recording conversations for later identification, then I imagine there'd be an issue. This is doing the identification on the fly, so is unlikely to be an issue.
For real? (Score:2, Funny)
Worse than IP broadcast TO THE WORLD! (Score:2, Funny)
Patenting intelligence (Score:2, Interesting)
By "high level" I mean things like word choice, language etc. By low level I imagine they mean things like the specific resonance characteristics of a voice. In voice there are intermediate levels of f
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It's a good thing we don't have that sort of problem with children, such that only one family can have children that, say, know the difference between right and wrong and since they patented that no one else is allowed. Or only one family that has children that have a sense of rhythm.
But as compu
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AHA! That explains Bender. I guess Farnsworth couldn't afford to license the necessary patents at the time.
Always wondered about that.
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Do you know if there are medical applications for tech like this? For example, could it warn "life-line" support for seniors, the 911 dispatcher or EMT of patterns or changes that are probably significant but not obvious to the layman?
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Yes, but would an intelligent machine have the right to violate patents in order to preserve itself?
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Prior Art (Score:1)
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So unless their system works by intercepting acoustic waves with an eardrum that vibrates tiny bones that move a liquid that triggers tiny hairs which send electrical sigals to a mass of neurons which somehow figures it out, no, the ear isn't prior art. Considering that we have not much better than "not a clue" how the brain a
Not a clue (Score:1)
But "not a clue" is exactly what executives, patent lawyers and patent judges know about how software and say, mathematics, work, so how is this any different? They wrote a patent on something they don't understand and will approve it without understanding it. They might as well be patenting life - oh wait they do that too,
You can't patent something you don't understand (Score:2)
I assume you mean "does the human brain count" as the ear doesn't identify sounds. There is a lot of research into the human brain, and how it does what it does so well, but I doubt MS's latest innovation would match the intelligence methodology of the human brain.
Remember, patents require more than an idea, otherwise every Sci-Fi movie in history that has an AI identify the main character when they use a phone would be prior art. You must also explain how it's done.
Maybe... (Score:3)
Wiretapping law (Score:3, Insightful)
Thus, a practical device for this patent would most likely be illegal.
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"Can we tape?" (Score:2)
Thus, a practical device for this patent would most likely be illegal.
Do you have to notify a caller that you are using caller ID? Do you have the right to make an anonymous phone call?
This guide for journalists may be helpful: "Can We Tape?" [rcfp.org] But I am not sure that any existing law is a good fit for this new tech.
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Realtime or not... (Score:2)
OT? Who does the "no record" law protect? (Score:2)
Years ago, I put up a sign in the lunch room where I worked, it said "wash your own dishes. Even if no one is looking."
Seems to me the same principle applies here... Eh, what do I know? I hardly say anything to anyone, and when I do, I say what I mean.
On the other hand, in today's world of digital recordings, cut-n-paste, out-of-context quotes, etc. I think "I never said that" should have the same legal weight as a "recording"
Telescreen (Score:1)
kinda cool (Score:1)
Thus proving the rule (Score:5, Funny)
1. Choose something already being done in the real world, anything really
2. describe it with maximum verbosity
3. add "on the Internet" at the end
Tada! PATENT!
'without alerting the caller....' (Score:1, Interesting)
'without alerting the caller during the call that the caller is being identified'
Don't we have laws against doing stuff with voices without informing people first? And since when is sampling audio, and then converting part or all of the audio to a format based on, and unique to the original, not an act of recording?
Saw this in a movie... (Score:1)
Maybe someone from the
"Can you guarantee my safety?" (Score:2)
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so does this mean (Score:1)
"Hi mom! oh damn..., I mean, hi stranger whose voice I don't recognise but I am wildly guessing is probably my mother..."
Patent the obvious and profit ... (Score:2)
Ring Ring
joe: hello
Hello joe.
joe: Who is this?
You know who this is, so hows it going joe?
Joe: Who is this?
Stop fooling around Joe, Are you going to visit soon?
Joe: Who is this?
Well if you don't want to talk then good bye.
click
From the other end. My own son doesn't recognize his own mothers voice...
From Joes end: Must have been some crazy lady with MS stock
Prior Art - Invented in 1968 (Score:2, Insightful)
First publication: 2001 A Space Odyssey (Released 1968). Heywood Floyd checks in to the space station:
Female voice: "Thank you. You are cleared through Voiceprint Identification."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062622/quotes [imdb.com]
So ... (Score:3, Interesting)
Not only that, it's done 'without alerting the caller during the call that the caller is being identified,'
They are describing a means to RECORD callers without their knowledge, and hence without their consent. So would this software be illegal in some jurisdictions? You bet yer ass it would be.
Wonder how it handles people who say "uhm" or "uhh" a lot.
If they don't save it... (Score:2)
N,IDNRTFA.
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You can't work on data without putting it in memory at some point. This is even more so with data that is being analyzed, because it needs to deal with pieces of the data, not just the current position of the live stream, which is only milliseconds long to a computer.
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Sneakers (Score:3, Funny)
Without the caller's knowlege? OMG! (Score:3, Funny)
How insidious!
What. Is. The. Difference.
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Isn't caller ID good enough? And if someone blocks their phone, isn't waiting till they leave a message to pick up acceptable? Why do I need this on my answering machine?
I guess I could see this useful for telmarketers. They would then be able to tell who answered and say hello is your mother home.
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This might be useful for low-security automated systems where having people key in passcodes or account numbers isn't necessarily appropriate. It might also be useful for warning a human recipient when something seems not quite right -- imitating somebody
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Me: "Oh, hi [insert partners' friends name]. I'll go get her."
Them: "How'd you know it was me?"
Sheesh do anything with computers or on the internet and you can patent it.
Sounds cool, but... (Score:2, Insightful)
4th Amendment? (Score:3, Insightful)
Cops bust a guy for video taping them and charge him with wiretapping and Microsoft is going to be recording my voice and compiling a profile of me and that's okay?
Words I'm guessing it will be looking for by default: bomb, liberal, weed, nuke, bush, 1st Amendment.
My tinfoil hat is starting to look stylish.
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Read any spy book.. (Score:2)
ring ring... ring ring... (Score:2)
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"When you repeat this call
ridiculous (Score:2)
This is roughly the equivalent of trying to patent "3D graphics acceleration" or "data compression".
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We all infringe on this patent... (Score:2)
Haven't I done this before? (Score:3, Funny)
me: hello?
caller: Hello, I'm Suzi Cheatem from Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe. I was wondering if you'd like to answer a few questions about your behaviour while using the Internet.
I think hrm, this sounds like one of those annoying telemarketers
me: Sorry, I'm not interested in speaking to telemarketers
caller: It seems like you have identified me from a previously identified acoustic model. I'm afraid I'm going to have to tell Microsoft that you have stolen their idea. You can expect a bill from them within two weeks.
<hangs up>
Gosh, those telemarketers get stranger every time they call me.
Hmmm....IANAL but I would think that (Score:2)
Not only that, it's done 'without alerting the caller during the call that the caller is being identified,' boasts Microsoft in the patent claims.
would probably run afoul of wiretapping laws...I know that if I had money, I would probably be willing to push a test case...
Angles? I have a mission for you... (Score:2)
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I wonder ... (Score:2)
Honest, I was just wondering. No, really.
So far (Score:2)
Patenting a problematic technology (Score:2)
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