Software V-Chip for PC Games? 435
63N1U5 writes "CBS news is reporting that SMARTGUARD software is releasing a new application that will allow parents to control their children's PC gaming, a-la the V-Chip for television. The new software, called WallFly, uses the ESRB ratings database to determine if a game can be launched by the current PC user, based on the parents' preferences. Parents can also use this software to set limits on when and for how long their children can play PC games."
Well (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Well (Score:5, Insightful)
On a side note maybe the parents should regulate what game the kid get in the forst place no?
F*ck them it wont work and will just scam some cash out of the parents. My bet is that most kids will get full access privs in matter of hours and then the kids will sbe able to lock the parents out.
Several ways round this spring to mind such as Knoppix, Dual boot, Safemode etc.....
Re:Well (Score:4, Funny)
"So, you're pitting your programming skill against the determination of a horde of teenagers?" (or something like that)
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Instead of having a computer chip monitor... (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... (Score:2)
Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... (Score:5, Insightful)
to go one further (Score:3, Funny)
That said, I don't know what I'd prevent a kid at that age (15-16) from playing. Him playing video games beats the hell out of throwing pumpkins at mailboxes or sucking cock at rest stops. (ok those were really unrealistic examples but I'm stoned)
Re:to go one further (Score:2, Funny)
Who says you can't do all three?
great (Score:5, Funny)
You know something about GTA:4 the rest of us don't?? Spill it!
Re:to go one further (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... (Score:2)
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But now that I'm facing the prospect of having children myself, I'm all for it. I remember how I used to sneak out to the TV to play games from midnight until 5 or 6 AM, before "waking up" to go to class. Admittedly, those classes were easy enough that sleeping through them was no big deal, but that's what private school will be for. Estimating my time somewhat conservatively, I probably spent about 20 - 90 hours a week on videogames. This was not healthy. Instead of engaging in underaged fraternizing, getting binge drinking out of my system, experimenting with drugs, or experimenting with haxor tools before being prosecutable as an adult, I was staring at a glowing screen trying to get Mario to bounce off of a turtle shell for infinite lives. Admittedly, the average american is up to 4.5 hours of TV PER DAY, and so my consumption was in line with that.
Hopefully any son or daughter of mine will be bright enough to serrupticiously install a keylogger and get root, but this is more about the policy than anything. 6 hours total on weekends, 10 hours total throughout the weekdays. That's a healthy amount, and that's it. More would be granted for summer vacation.
As a gamer and a game developer, I want to have / make / show great games to / for my kids. But as a concerned parent, I want them to be using their time to develop into a complete person, full of abilities in addition to this bunch.
Of course, if they fall under 2 hours per week, they're going to get homework. "No more music until you beat Zelda..."
"No, the first one."
"Yes, both quests."
"Yes, I'm stuck in the past. You could almost call me 'a link to the past.'"
"Yes, I know that wasn't funny."
Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... (Score:3, Informative)
M content can raise issues and as a parent you want to have some idea what sorts of issues are likely to come up and be able to lay the groundwork so they can integrate this stuff properly. I haven't seen anything in video games that a 15 year old couldn't handle.
Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... (Score:5, Interesting)
The key isn't to shield your kids from violence; it's to instill a healthy respect for the damage that humans can do to each other.
Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... (Score:3, Interesting)
Prior to prohibition: average american adult consummed 8 gallons of 200 alchol (that's pure) per year
during prohibition it went to 1 gallon
after prohibition it went to 1.5 gallons where it stayed
The evidence is that prohibition changed American culture with respect to alchol consumption.
Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... (Score:5, Insightful)
People drank alcohol because it was one of the few potables that was fit to drink.
Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... (Score:5, Interesting)
I take it most of you have forgotten what being a child is like - children won't behave perfectly if you "talk with them." Parents cannot (and should not) watch their children 24/7.
This technology will allow strict parents, who know they can't control their kids through normal means, to easily enforce rules. I personlly would not use it, but I can see why many parents would.
Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... (Score:5, Interesting)
As long as their kid is a computer illiterate, and so socially inept as to not have any smarter friends.
How hard is it to hit enter a few times in the NT Offline Registry Editor and reset the Admin password?
Or, maybe make a copy of Bloody_Game.exe as Reader_Rabbit.exe (or notepad.exe, so it doesn't count as 'game time'), and execute that?
Or, try renaming the WallFly directory and reboot so that it can't be found and autostart?
When I was a teen, I was disassembling C=64 warez to see how the copy protection worked. Kids today aren't any stupider and won't even have it that hard! They'll simply do a Google search and find a dozen workable ways around it.
The time installing/updating the software would be better spent just unplugging the kids computer and moving it to a family area where you can watch what they're doing.
Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... (Score:3, Funny)
We're just so busy!
Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... (Score:3, Insightful)
Good luck! When you get a job that sucks eve
Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... (Score:3, Insightful)
That "it takes a village" pap is utterly moronic. The LAST thing I want is these idiots I'm surrounded with having any sort of input into what my kids come to think of as "right" and "wrong."
Otherwise they'll grow up thinking the Civil War was about slavery, the founding fathers were all church-attending Xians, that questioning the Holy American Emperor is treason, and that "good enough" is good enough (a wonderfully common lesson in the US School System)
Re:Instead of having a computer chip monitor... (Score:3, Funny)
score! (Score:3, Funny)
jeez...
Ever hear of common sense? (Score:5, Informative)
But we cant have that, no-one wants to do their jobs as a parent anymore.
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:3, Insightful)
I was gonna post something similar. Until I realized that those parent's who aren't aware which games their children are playing or what those games are rated, probably are the same parents who haven't a clue about profiles.
besides, children are quite clued in, and chances are they'll figure out how to bypass this fairly easily. (i have a friend who's 2 year old figured out how to open the cd dri
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:2)
That surprised the hell out of me. He knew he had to click the Kids profile in the GDM chooser, and that he had to double click the game icon.
That little bastard is going to prove the undoing of me, I cannot keep him out of ANYTHING. He has learned how to move the damned trash cans and a stool to the back fence gate, reach over the top, and undo the latch. I had to put a LOCK on it!
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:3, Insightful)
When I was little, I didn't stick things in light sockets. I plugged things in, made weird kid-constructions (you know what I mean) out of extension cords and lights, ect.
Pay close attention to keeping him motivated, a
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:2)
My other two sons have actually had their IQ tested, one's 129, the other 156. My youngest though, he scares me, because he seems to easily be smarter than the other two.
I know I'm going to have problems motivating those three, just because of how far ahead they already are. My oldest son who is 9 and in the third grade is already at a 6th grade reading level. He is about to graduate to junior high books and I just lent him my copy of LOTR which h
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:2)
What's really gonna suck is how other kids (and other parents/adults) will associate the bad grades with stupidity. Don't just challenge them. I got the same grade in Calc as I did in Algebra. Engage them, get them into it.
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:3, Funny)
Must... resist... temptation to brag about Mac ease of use... must... hold back
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:3, Insightful)
That being said, this program wont change that... kids will find a way around it, like they always have.
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:2)
That being said, this program wont change that... kids will find a way around it, like they always have
Sure, technically, kids probably have an advantage, but that doesn't mean the parent doesn't have a good deal of control. For instance, it doesn't matter if a kid can circumvent this software if they don't have the money to buy the game in the first place. It doesn't matter if they can pirate a copy of the game, if the computer is in a common area so they get in trouble when they even try to play it.
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:2)
I dont think its a matter of giving up, I think its a matter of being realistic. Kids are going to play violent games, they're going to look at porn, and they're going to stumble onto things on the internet that maybe they would have been better off se
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:3)
"Oh no... pooooorn.... vioooolent gaaaames..... dangerous, offensive content" - Please grow the fuck up, before your kids grow up to be just like dad.
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:5, Insightful)
If Mom and Dad say no Grand Theft Auto, their word alone will most emphatically not stop a clever kid. This kind of technology is pretty reasonable in helping parents set boundaries. The kids and the parents can then talk about the boundaries that are established.
This isn't government censorship -- it's parental censorship.
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:2)
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:3, Funny)
And then we can slap the public school system for not teaching her the meaning of the words "grand", "theft", and "auto".
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:3, Insightful)
Next time some mother sobs to the press about how she didn't know Grand Theft Auto was about stealing cars and wasn't for little kids, everyone can slap her and point to this software that would have done the job for idiots like her.
Why can't we slap her now? Any idiot that reads the game box can figure this stuff out.
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:2)
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:3, Insightful)
This is the "You-Must-Be-At-Least-This-Smart-To-Ride-This-Rid
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:2)
Re:Ever hear of common sense? (Score:5, Insightful)
And they claim video games influences violent... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:And they claim video games influences violent.. (Score:2)
As a kid, my parents had the games/tv connected to a light switch so they could exercise control over our playing habits. Of course, this was easily abused by turning off games on our siblings to piss them off or hurry them.
Needless to say, this resulted in some nasty fights between us.
Why not? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Ridiculous (Score:4, Informative)
WHAT!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!
It is hard, to be sure, but it is absolutely realistic and possible to have one parent at home when the kids are home
(assuming a two-parent household where there's a good relationship between the parents, and both parents are physically and emotionally healthy - where healthy is defined as behavior within currently acceptable social norms)
This is about life choices, people. You (generally) choose the quality of your relationship with your spouse; you choose where to live, what kind of cars to drive, how much you spend on yourself, and what your priorities are!
Our family of six lives on my income alone. We own a relatively small home, we drive used cars, we shop for bargains - yardsales, freecycle, etc - and we have healthy, well adjusted kids where mom is home with them.
It's my job to earn an income, and then to come home and co-parent my kids. That means after a tough day at the office I come home, take the baby from my wife, and keep the rest of the kids entertained while she finishes preparing dinner. We play as a family together until time for bed when it's my responsibility to share the workload with my wife. I grocery shop after the kids are in bed or I take the kids with me so that she gets some rest.
The point is we CHOSE to live a more fiscally conservative lifestyle so that our kids could have a parent at home. Our income is above 'average' but I am sure that we could do this on an 'average' income. If it was too expensive to live in a metro area, we could move someplace cheaper. It's all a choice.
Almost everyone could choose this, too. There ARE exceptions as noted above. Some of those exceptions could be eliminated. Got a bad marriage? Work on turning it around! Bad health? Most health problems are related to lack of activity and obesity. Perhaps there's a place to start.
Let's avoid some of the knee-jerk responses, while I'm at it. If you have serious illness - HIV/AIDS, Cancer, MS, and a whole host of others, it's going to be MUCH harder to make it work having a parent at home. If you have a drug-addicted or absent partner, having a parent at home is impossible.
Let's talk about the middle of the bell curve, not the extremes. People can make financial and personal sacrifices to provide a present parent. Most are simply too selfish to do so, or they have never thought through the fact that they ARE making choices. With appropriate self-evaluation, and a willingness to do without, most two-parent families could have both parents at home. They just don't.
This is not a lack of realism, but rather a lack of wisdom.
BTW - it IS good parenting to lock away guns, cleaners, prescription medicines, etc. This software helps parents with some kids, by choice, and I consider that a good thing.
Respectfully,
Anomaly
Stupid. (Score:2, Insightful)
The Computer... (Score:2, Insightful)
Damn.
Or (Score:2, Insightful)
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There are many more applications for a product like this than just plain denying access to a game.
As a parent myself, the first thing I do is talk with my children about exactly what my specific reasons are for a rule that I might have. They may of course disagree with me, and I encourage that kind of free thinking, but if the rule is set, they cannot disregard or change that would consulting me first.
Something like this, for a good parent, is not the only line of defense, it is the second or thi
Good Idea (Score:5, Insightful)
Hrm, interesting idea. (Score:5, Insightful)
It is also a very compelling argument in favor of multi-user systems.
The big catch with this idea, though, is that this is restricted to only commercial titles, and ESRB-rated titles at that. While TFA says that this can also be used to control "computer use," it likely won't be able to distinguish web/Java games from web research for the science fair.
I speculate that the software knows executable names for commercially released games, and it can then cross-reference these against the ESRB database. With this in mind, smaller catches are that this software will require regular updates, and the ESRB rating system itself is quite coarse: look at the dearth of adults-only games.
windows vs linux (Score:5, Insightful)
I love these kinds of restrictions, they really help kids get creative and find ways around systems of control. It teaches them valuable lessons that they will need later in life as DRM get more and more popular. If we are to live in a free society, we need creative people who can subvert the confinements imposed by parents, churches, governments, and corporations.
Re:windows vs linux (Score:2)
BIOS password and no boot from CD-ROM. What do you have for that? Oh, and a lock for the computer case, don't want the little bastards messing with the jumpers, trying to reset the password.
Re:windows vs linux (Score:2)
case, don't want the little bastards messing with the jumpers, trying to reset the password.
Flash the BIOS from within the OS, that should get rid of the BIOS password.
Re:windows vs linux (Score:2)
I don't think you can do that with BIOS that is jumpered on the motherboard, only on a jumperless motherboard. That is the whole reason for the jumper. Set the jumper on, and you can write/clear the BIOS. Set the jumper the other way, and you can't write/clear the BIOS.
Plus, you would never give your kid admin on a windows box. You would not even give them permission to instal any software. And you would have some software moni
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Nope ; it's a society where resepect is earned, not brutally enforced. Good parents never have problems setting rules, because they can explain their purposes.
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So... (Score:3, Interesting)
"Wallfly:
So it learns by itself what the files are? The ESRB doesn't publish the rating for a given md5sum (and even then, games could be patched with a NOP at the beginning or end, or games that update themselves would evade the checksum).
Unless it checks to see whether the title in the
Just some thoughts... any ideas?
God I love stock photos. (Score:4, Interesting)
Shame the software is for Windows.
Personally I would suggest not buying games for a child that are rated above his/her age...
Also how does it stop a kid from playing Flash games in a web browser instead of researching homework...
Or that the kid probabally knows more about the computer than ma or pa.
This is actually quite good (Score:2, Interesting)
Don't be fooled! (Score:3, Funny)
taskmon to the rescue (Score:2)
If it keeps coming back, well... treat it like the blaster worm
*Notepad + end task + quick timing. Open the exe, delete everything. File, save-as. Make it save as an exe. Leave the overwrite confirmation box up. Use taskmon to "end proc
being a bit over 30... (Score:2)
I guess I would have, as a child, been really happy to have such a program handy to accomplish that overwhelming task of securing the less knowledgeables among us from themselves.
Right, I was (just a little) kidding, but honestly, my parents have never been able to know what was going on in their computer, so mine was even more beyhond the radar, and I d
As a parent of four, this is my opinion (Score:5, Interesting)
We monitor his game usage pretty much all the time he is using it, and the computer is set up in such a way that anyone can see what's on the monitor at almost any time, as it is set up in the main living room.
He is only allowed to play games which:
1) I have played.
2) I do not feel is too violent or sexual in nature.
3) Which I feel will not alter his behaviour in an undesirable way.
I feel that #3 can be important. If you do not pay close attention to the way your child acts after they play a video game, the results could surprise you. He was playing what I had at the time thought of as a rather non-violent game - a space conquest game that is basically just a strategy game. There are no characters, no people of any kind in it at all, but it actually seemed to have a detrimental effect on him and he became more violent. Almost as soon as I cut his access off, his attitude and behaviour improved.
At another time, he was playing what I considered to be a graphically violent game, but it did not affect him adversely at all. In fact he ended up identifying with the characters and gaining compassion because of it.
I think that the ESRB ratings are a pretty good system, although they could still use improvement (what couldn't?).
As a parent, I have seriously considered getting the software in TFA, not because of the ratings system that it uses, but because it helps me regulate the amount of time he gets to use it for. It would be very useful to have an objective system by which I can "pay" him for doing his chores by granting him an extra hour a week to play. Trying to monitor his time on the computer is a lot harder without a tool like this.
I have complete control over my home computer, so it's not a matter of access to games, but of access for the TIME to play them. I would much rather punish my son by reducing his weekly allotment of computer play time by 1/2 an hour than standing him in time-out or making him do extra chores.
To me this is a tool to be used to help me parent effectively, not as a substitute for my parenting.
As a informed parent, I protest. (Score:3, Interesting)
I don't believe in censorship for video games (government or otherwise). I regulate (censor) what my kids see/do, but thats my right as a parent.
I think another rating system is in order for the clueless who buy eight year old Johnny Doom III because he asks for it.
Whatever happend to
Food for thought,
Enjoy.
Not a bad idea... (Score:2)
While this is not a replacement for parenting, it does help some. Personally I've always liked solutions like this because they keep the government out of the censorship business.
Re:Not a bad idea... (Score:2)
this stuff never works (Score:2, Insightful)
Oh Dear God, the Flood Begins (Score:4, Interesting)
Because maybe you _didn't_ buy them the games, but they borrowed them from friends, or bought them with their own money; or maybe the games are for you, not for the little tykes;
B) Why, when I was a kid and they tried to do this to me, I hax0red the PC to let me do it anyway! Any average kid will be able to do this in about 5 minutes!
I call bullshit, and would like to see cite. "A person I know did it" is an anecdote. An anecdote is not the singular form of evidence. Sure, some kids will be able to get around this; some kids won't bother and will do something else. It's not like you're betting your life on their inability to hax0r the system.
C) Parents should just pay attention to their kids!
Right. Because the correct answer is for the parent to always watch over the kid's shoulder. That'll help the kid develop well.
Look, I'm not an advocate of this tool, and I wouldn't use it with my kids -- I grew up in a household where my dad's firearms were easily accessible to me with no lock in the way. Instead of hiding them from me, my dad taught me how to use them safely and said "whenever you'd like to shoot them, I'll go with you." Not quite the same thing with porn, but that's because I didn't ask. But some parents would like to do what they can to make it so their kids don't have access to these sorts of games, and while this isn't a panacea (hey Bobby, can I come over and play UberViolence? Thanks!), it can be helpful.
What is comming next... (Score:4, Funny)
Government will force computer manufacturers to put a V-chip, hardware, in the computer. They already did it with TV's. Why? Because hardware is much more difficult to hack than software. Look at how much more difficult it is to pirate games for the playstation, you need a mod chip, not just a copy of the game. And that costs extra money, and takes time. Plus, if you try and add the chip on your own, you could fry the whole system.
I would also like an alarm system to sound when the kid tries to play a game they are not allowed to play. A nice loud siren. Maybe the monitor can flash red too.
V Chip for TV doesn't work (Score:2)
forget big brother ... (Score:2)
itza great way to interest kidz in hackin tho
Or... (Score:2)
But hey, razor thin safety barrier vs. getting off your ass and parenting for once, I know I'd choose the razor thin safety barrier too...right?
Rephrase the caption... (Score:5, Insightful)
Because that's all it will ever be, an illusion.
Kids get around their parents porn-proofing the computers all the time, the number of kids this will stop from playing those games is inconsequential.
Parenting (Score:4, Insightful)
Guess what? This is a form of parenting. Whether it's an effective, or good method of parenting is debatable, but a parent who uses software like this is making an effort at raising their child to be what they consider to be a good moral person. Your opinion of what a good moral person is may differ; and the methods they choose to try to promote their morals may not be as effective as they think, but they are making an effort.
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ctrl+alt+delete (Score:3, Informative)
remember back in the good old days when the favorite 2 key combo after ctrl+alt+del was alt+tab? before starting any game, i would open a word document (partially filled in, u dont want to get caught with an empty word document). whenever my parents walked in, a quick alt+tab and it'll look like i'm serious at work.
also, how will this vchip detect flash games. many of the internet games nowadays are programmed in flash.
I like the idea in a way... (Score:3, Insightful)
As others have pointed out, it's no fix for proper parenting, though it'd help a lot of parents knew how to use computers.
Fine (Score:3, Insightful)
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Won't Stop a Computer Litereate Kid (Score:3, Insightful)
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Re:Yea right (Score:2)
Then again, I dont think my co-worker would let his kids near his machine in any event, so the point is moot.
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Re:not a bad idea... (Score:2)
Sure, there will be cracks for this, but I see it as something to help parents manage what their kids are exposed to. Doesn't mean anyone should rely on it as the first and last line of defense. Like you were saying, you should be monitoring your children too.
On a slightly different note, I think games are WAY down the list of things I'd worry about. As far as I'm concerned, instant messengers are the really scary portal to your children. These can be managed as well, but I suspect they are mostly disr
Re:This isn't really that bad (Score:2)
Re:Why would you need this program? (Score:3, Insightful)