Start-up Granted Injunction Against Microsoft 247
AustinSlacker writes " A San Jose, CA start-up, Alacritech Inc, was granted a preliminary injunction against Microsoft in a patent infringement lawsuit involving several patents related to Microsoft's implementation of "Chimney" TCP offload architecture."
Watch out Microsoft (Score:5, Interesting)
What is unclear to me though, is if Alacritech really the first to use this technology. They don't explicitly say this in the article. The closest thing to indicate that Microsoft tried to steal their technology is the following time line:
According to this, Microsoft met with them, asked them for the architecture details, the ceased contact 2 months later. Interesting.
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:5, Interesting)
As dubious as it sounds, it can also be a matter of, after looking at it indetail, they discovered that there was nothing special about it.
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Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:5, Interesting)
I've never had (or wanted) to work for Microsoft, so no one has ever haunted me, but I can probably see where microsoft may just be victim of the patent system they themselves are abusing.
That's even better than the david vs. goliath theme.
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:4, Insightful)
Microsoft is currently defending itself in over 30 of these patent cases. Microsoft has huge piles of money, they talk to everyone, and they have a long history of shady dealings. Patenting a technology that Windows is likely to infringe in the future is the "new" way to make scads of money in the software business.
It's truly ironic that Microsoft paints Free Software as having patent issues. Heck, even IBM is starting to realize that patent reform is probably in its best interest.
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:5, Insightful)
Consider a historical invention that was truly worth patenting, like the transistor. By demonstrating and explaining the benefits of technology to any number of huge companies, most of them with R&D interests and good technical people would see how valuable the invention is. They'd also know that they may not be smart enough to invent it on their own and would pay.
Consider on the other hand someone giving a power point presentation on the concept of one click shopping. I know that I could hire any given ambitious junior high school student a minimum wage job to build that for me if I describe it to him. To sue me for doing so because I didn't pay said presentor simply because he had a "patent" on this idea is pretty lame. If this is the case, I'm afraid I'm with Microsoft on this issue. MS is evil, I agree and they will burn in hell. But they do not have the market cornered on evil.
It would be amusing if each MS hater went about patenting every single thing that crossed our mind and sued MS for infringement. We could "prosecute" on the cheap, and MS would be forced to fight us all off. Death by a hundred million mosquitos. Hey, the patent system might even get a much needed reform out of it.
I hereby patent this process, but I grant each person license to use it against MS, free of charge.
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:3, Insightful)
The funny bit is that you don't need to prosecute "on the cheap." It's easy to find competent legal assistance when you are going after a cash-laden company like Microsoft. Eolas was awarded $500 million dollars for supposedly patenting web browser plugins. That decision is currently being appealed, but still that is a *lot* of money. Competent lawyers will find *you* if you have a chance at that sort of a windfall. As I said before, this is going to become the software industry of the decade. Unless,
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:3, Funny)
They do, it's called Internet Explorer.
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:3, Interesting)
Exactly. Eolas can sue Microsoft for using its patented "browser plugin" technology and be awared half a billion dollars. That simply isn't going to happen if you sue the Mozilla Foundation.
Microsoft (and IBM) were planning on using patents to keep the riff-raff out of the software development business. After all, only the biggest and wealthiest software development firms could afford to cross license the patents that they needed to actually accomplish anything. Unfortunately this plan worked all to w
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:2, Insightful)
Dubious indeed, given MS's long history of screwing over their technology 'partners' in _exactly_ this way.
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:5, Insightful)
This certainly could be the case.
I know they were so unimpressed with Stac's disk compression technology, that they quickly wrote their own from scratch in a clean room. wait, maybe that was Sybase SQL Server. No, that's not it.
maybe the risk losing a suit in the end is cheaper than either paying legit royalties or investing the R&D to roll your own. I think maybe MS has so much money, they are willing to take these sorts of risks, it's only money...that stuff falls from the sky for them.
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:5, Funny)
(for the humor impaired, that was meant to be tongue in cheek)
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:4, Funny)
patents == bad.
patents used against M$ (must use the $ sign) == good
copyright infringement == good
using GPL code and not releasing source == copyright infringement == bad
sharing music / movies != theft as nothing physical was taken
using GPL code and not releasing source == theft as the source was 'stolen'
SCO making unfounded claims that Linux poached SCO code == bad
Linux zealots making unfounded claims that M$ uses GPL code == good
Re:We are (Score:5, Insightful)
Well, let me speak for myself. I don't think they are a good idea...at all. The best thing about *this* case is that it could easily become a thorn in the side of one of the biggest patent whores in the US. I find it particularly amusing that the patent holder is under no obligation whatsoever to ensure that the terms are "agreeable" to whomever wants to license them.
EAT PATENT, MICROSOFT!
Re:We are (Score:2)
How many patent lawsuits has Microsoft taken out?
Re:We are (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:We are (Score:2)
how many times has it threatened the linux kernel with litigation?
(SPOILER!)
answer 1:lots
answer 2:more than 0
Re:We are (Score:3, Insightful)
A rundown through the first page of returns ("Microsoft sued patent") shows that people who have sued Microsoft include Eolas, American Video Graphics, AT&T, University of California, Burst.com, the State of Florida, Kodak, InterTrust, Priceline.com, Forgent and others.
In the same retur
Re:We are (Score:3, Interesting)
EXACTLY.
So-called intellectual property is, in theory, a temporary monopoly granted for the sake of the public good. By granting the monopoly, the government provides economic incentives to creators. What, though, is the good to the public if the creators do not license their intellectual property?
I would propose mandatory licensing of ALL int
Re:We are (Score:2)
Re:We are (Score:3, Interesting)
The answer to that question is the public disclosure of the technology and the implicit offer of a temporary monopoly to anyone who can improve that technology in a non-obvious way.
Regardless of whether or not you buy
Re:We are (Score:3, Insightful)
I understand you're reasoning, but transfering power away from big corporations and giving it to big government doesn't really solve the problem, it just moves it around.
Re:We are (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:3, Interesting)
In any event, even if the work wasn't patented, it would have been subject to trade secret complaints (if you accept Alacritech's version of the story)
So Microsoft is stealing someone else's Intellectual Property... Why aren't I shocked? I'm expecting that they figured that they'd get away with 4-5 years of slogging it thru a court befo
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:2)
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:2, Insightful)
Microsoft in particular has recently been calling for some "patent reform". If you're as cynical as I am, that means making it easier for Microsoft to use their patents and harder to be the target of patent attacks by less well financed entities. Pretty good summary of the MS position appears to be here:
http://ipbiz.blogspot.com
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:3, Interesting)
The more big companies, like Microsoft, are getting screwed over by bullshit software patents
While I agree with this sentiment, it is more likely that any reform that happens will protect the position of big companies, but impair the ability of smaller companies to protect their patents.
For instance, Microsoft could well lobby for "loser pays litigation costs" when patents are litigated. Such legislation would reward the big companies with large war
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:3, Interesting)
Just for argument's sake, what are you going to say if Microsoft loses the suit, exhausts the appeals process, and pays the damages saying, "Yeah, you caught us fair and square. Win some, lose some."
It's only reasonable to expect Microsoft to fight an infringement suit tooth and nail. I'm afraid I don't see how t
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:3, Informative)
Please don't include me in your blanket statements. Likewise, I don't think the entire slashdot community wants you speaking on our behalf.
I do, however, agree with you that there needs to be some MAJOR patent reform - and QUICKLY. IP, much like technology, grows at an extremely rapid rate.
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:2)
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:2)
We are, if MS gets pissed off enough from this stuff they can afford to buy better legislation than we can.
I personally like to see as many large corporations and companies get bit in the ass by this crap as possible.
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Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:5, Informative)
Eolas is rather questionable but that doesn't mean this case is without merit. MS has done kind of thing before. For example, Stacker and Goldtouch.
Goldtouch Tech makes peripherals and launched a lawsuit against MS. [senseient.com] After they shared a new mouse design with MS for licensing considerations, MS declined. 18 months later MS made a mouse that looked remarkably like theirs. This was around the 1999-2000 time frame. I don't put this past MS.
As a whole, I don't think Ballmer and Gates are urging these tactics. MS is a big company. Their will be bad apples with power and influence in any organization that do things that are immoral or illegal.
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:3, Funny)
...Hey, I can dream....
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:2, Interesting)
If you'd like to show us an example of Microsoft using patents this way *against* other companies, I'm all ears (or eyes).
Much like IBM, Microsoft's patent portfolio is supposed to be defensive in nature. Again, if you have proof to the contrary I'd like to see it.
OTOH, if these people's claims are truthful and this is another STAC case, then Microsoft should definitely be shafted, as I would expect anyone else to be.
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:2)
Of course they're not going to bother with enforcing their patents now. It's currently much easier for them to make money the way they've always made it.
However, if the situation ever changes and they start to have disappointing quarterly earnings reports, then you can expect to see them trying new methods to keep the revenue flowing. They could become a monster version of SCO, but with compet
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:5, Interesting)
Hardly, unfortunately. It's the same thing they did with Burst [burst.com] with whom they just settled for a paltry $60M. This is becoming modus operandi for Microsoft.
It will be interesting to see if Microsoft destroyed evidence [computerworld.com] in this case as well.
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:5, Interesting)
The problem, is that it is cheaper for MS to continue with this practice, as well as paying off the settlements they end up having to pay, and to keep making money by selling these products.
Just like it was (a while back) cheaper for MS to pay fines and keep violating a ruling or law (and pocketing money from sales) than complying.
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:2)
If you have links to others besides STAC and Burst, please post.
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:2)
MS stole their GUI ideas.
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:2)
How is this a problem, exactly? A settlement is just that... a settlement. That means that the plaintifs are happy with the amount of money that MS is giving them to walk away without a lawsuit (which probably would be won, considering the amount of money MS is willing to pay.. That's how the system works.
If I
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:2)
If I had a startup, and I had a product that MS infringed would I A. Want to fight them, and take my chances with a startup, eating Ramen Noodles for several years, and living in my car with the *hope* t
Re:Watch out Microsoft (Score:3, Informative)
That's exactly what they did to Go! Computer.
It's Alacritech, isn't it? (Score:5, Funny)
Patent Infringment spiderweb (Score:4, Interesting)
Mountain out of a molehill (Score:5, Insightful)
First, if it requires a much higher standard of proof to get a preliminary injunction than it does to win at trial, as they claim, how come there are trials where preliminary injunctions are granted and then the plaintiffs lose? They're trying to play up this minor victory in the opening salvo of legal maneuverings as if they've already won the trial. Their lawyers know that's not the case and so do Microsoft's lawyers and execs. So who are they tring to convince?
And would Microsoft think a single networking technology would provide that much leverage? Seeing as the phrase comes from an Alacritech lawyer, it seems like just so much more hyperbole. If Microsoft "rules the world", it does so more because it owns the consumer/business desktop than because of huge wins in the server market. Microsoft has much more competition in the server OS world than it does in the desktop OS world.
All, in all, I consider this non-news. Let's see if the injunction withstands an appeal or two, or if the case withstands some of Microsoft's early motions. Until then, IMO, this is all just a lot of preening by peacocks in suits.
- Greg
Re:Mountain out of a molehill (Score:2)
Until the injunction has been appealed and held valid or Microsoft is prevented from shipping a product which is otherwise ready to go, the injunction *is* a non-event. It's preliminary, issued by a judge who is in a class that is regularly found in error by higher courts. The S
Re:Mountain out of a molehill (Score:3, Insightful)
Not really true. A preliminary injunction is the appropriate response here. Basically the plaintiff is arguing Microsoft stole their IP. They do not want anyone using it who does not pay them for the license. They also do not have to let anyone ever use it. Why would a court force a company to license their
Microsoft Chimney (Score:4, Funny)
I'm starting to see the software patent problem. (Score:4, Insightful)
That said, if a company with the size, resources, and hipness to the patent system that Microsoft has still has problems with the patent minefield, clearly something's wrong and needs to be fixed. The patent system is there to protect innovators, not to pull the legs out from under existing and profitable companies -- the economic ramifications of permitting individuals to sink corporations over legal silliness are staggering.
Re:I'm starting to see the software patent problem (Score:2)
And just in case you weren't joking, this won't in any way sink microsoft. At worst they pay a penalty proportional to the damages, which would be quite small (for microsoft), and be forced to eit
Re:I'm starting to see the software patent problem (Score:2)
Re:I'm starting to see the software patent problem (Score:2)
Re:I'm starting to see the software patent problem (Score:2)
Wha? There's no minefield here. Microsoft walked in and stole their technology and planned to use its wealth to fend off any litigation. (allegedly)
The patent system is there to protect innovators, not to pull the legs out from under existing and profitable companies
This is exactly why the preliminary injun
Re:I'm starting to see the software patent problem (Score:5, Interesting)
The amusing section is the list of quotes for and against software patents, both lead by a Gates quote:
Quotes supporting patentability
Bill Gates (Microsoft) 2005
"...There are some new modern-day sort of communists who want to get rid of the incentive for musicians and moviemakers and software makers under various guises. They don't think that those incentives should exist... I'd be the first to say that the patent system can always be tuned...the United States has led...because we've had the best intellectual-property system."
Quotes against patentability
Bill Gates (Microsoft) 1991
Internal memo
"If people had understood how patents would be granted when most of today's ideas were invented and had taken out patents, the industry would be at a complete standstill today...The solution is patenting as much as we can. A future startup with no patents of its own will be forced to pay whatever price the giants choose to impose. That price might be high. Established companies have an interest in excluding future competitors."
Re:I'm starting to see the software patent problem (Score:2)
Re:I'm starting to see the software patent problem (Score:2)
Part 2: The solution is patenting as much as we can.
That's a very odd, but very true non sequitur. Well, unless you want the industry to be at a complete standstill. Which I guess they do; they have everything to lose and nothing to gain.
Re:Hypocracy as a form of government (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:I'm starting to see the software patent problem (Score:2)
This is an example of the kinds of minefield a small startup faces when they try to deal with Microsoft. It would appear that MS simply intended to walk all over this company and suck them dry on court costs. It's actua
Good, but not for the obvious reason (Score:5, Insightful)
No net effect (Score:3)
Quite honestly, Microsoft doesn't give a shit about the industry as a whole. Microsoft cares about Microsoft, and overall software patents are a net gain for them. So they have to settle with some small company for pocket change - they win in the end, because they most likely got away with this behavior many times befor
Re:Good, but not for the obvious reason (Score:2)
This means trying to minimize lawsuit losses (legal costs, judgements against, licensing costs, and bad PR) and maximize gains (judgements for, licensing
profit equation (Score:5, Insightful)
Preventing OSS adoption through patent/indemnization FUD campaigns: priceless
Patents is really the only ace they have right now against OSS.
Re:Good, but not for the obvious reason (Score:2)
Don't hold your breath. Microsoft is probably one of the primary proponents of software patents -- and if the Eolas patent didn't get their attention (actually, I think it gave them the idea) I don't think anything will.
Besides, I'm not even sure if this is a pure software patent. This appears to be at least partially a hardware patent (although al
Re:Good, but not for the obvious reason (Score:5, Interesting)
What people don't realize is that often times the people that make the technology and the people that build the technology are two very different people. 30 guys can't run a semiconductor plant building enough memory to feed the global market. We can do all the R&D though. That means that we need to show our R&D to outsiders. We need to take our awesome idea, bring it to a company, and show them enough to convince them that we are not another crackpot startup. The only way to do this is to show them a lot... enough where they get a couple years leg up on reproducing what we have. The only thing that allows us to walk into companies and show them what we have is the protection of IP laws. Without those laws, we wouldn't be able to show off the technology, much less sell it.
It is this very reason why our company won't even contemplate doing business in Korea or Taiwan. IP is the only thing we have, and those nations are not exactly know for their respect of ownership of IP. IP laws are what keep our business in existence and in the US.
I am not a programmer, so I don't know how it works with software, but I wouldn't be surprised if something similar happens in that industry too. A small company develops an impressive bit of code, and the only way they can sell it is with the protection of IP to shield them while they show it off and sell it.
IP laws are not the bane of creativity. The patent system has more then a few flukes and shitty patents handed out, but it is without a doubt needed. Kill patents and you better get cozy with universities and massive corporations, because without IP laws entrepreneurs and risk taking startups are SOL.
Re:Good, but not for the obvious reason (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Good, but not for the obvious reason (Score:4, Insightful)
When you patent software you are patenting ideas. Supporting patents on software would be like supporting patents on books. The value is in how it is all put together in the end, not in all the bites and pieces. Just like for a book the value is not in all the words but in the full telling of the story and the same is true of software. The problem is that unless you write software for many years it is very hard to understand this. Without doing it people just can't see how it really works.
Re:Good, but not for the obvious reason? (Score:3, Interesting)
It is this very reason why our company won't even contemplate doing business in Korea or Taiwan. IP is the only thing we have, and those nations are not exactly know for their respect of ownership of IP. IP laws are what keep our business in existence and in the US.
Korea and Taiwan seem t
Re:Good, but not for the obvious reason (Score:4, Insightful)
Time to be surprised. Economically, software is fundamentally different from all other technical fields because it is immaterial.
This is the kind of thing that patents can actually be good for.
However, in software, there is no "scale up operation" that requires the incentive of patent protection -- once you've worked the kinks out of your software idea, you're done. By design, computers can generate unlimited, perfect copies of your software forever for free, and the standing infrastructure of the internet makes distribution to arbitrary numbers of customers effectively error- and cost-free as well.
This is the reason we have free software, but not free drugs or free nanotechnology.
And it's also the reason why patents for software are a mistake of the first order.
This is only true when there are significant financial risks associated with bringing a new invention to the marketplace. Remember that patents are solely an economic device to protect such investment, in order to encourage investors to pay for the new factories or processes or materials. If the inventors can do it by themselves, and can get started with the money in their pockets, what are the patents needed for?
When such investments are not required to bring a new invention to the market, patents are an unnecessary burden, especially on the small company.
For a real example, take Microsoft; they went from nothing to literally the richest company in the world in 20 years in software without patent protection. (They want them now because they see their lucrative business model threatened by free software, and so they are doing the business equivalent of running to Daddy for help by asking for government-sanctioned barriers to entry to the market.)
Surely the prospect of creating fabulous wealth without significant cash outlay is sufficient incentive to innovate in software?
Which evil to support? (Score:5, Funny)
cannot... decide... which to... cheer for... brain can't take... much more... **BOOM**
Re:Which evil to support? (Score:2)
Re:Which evil to support? (Score:2)
In this case, the derivitaves of this case are Microsoft, and Alacritech. Microsoft is all about money money money. Now, we know money is the root of all evil, so Microsoft = money * money * money = money ^ 3 = sqrt(evil)^3 = (evil)^(3/2). Software patents are also evil, though, and it seems Alacritech is after mo
Re:Which evil to support? (Score:2)
Hey! I have a 4.0 [wikipedia.org] in that class... on the Pauling Scale [wikipedia.org]! =b
Why choose? (Score:2)
It's a bit like mean people using landmines. Both the people and the mines are nasty. When a mine layer gets his leg torn off by a landmine then there's some poetic justice.
Is Alacritch Inc, really a startup? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Is Alacritch Inc, really a startup? (Score:2)
Conclusion: Patents granted to small companies can be (in practice) stolen without making a big fuzz about it. Or at least it'll hurt ($$$) the small company much more than the big company.
(Another reason for the patent system to be reformed)
If they don't have a shipping product yet... (Score:2)
the plan.. (Score:5, Insightful)
2. apply for patent
3. show technology to microsoft (who then copies said technology)
4. sue microsoft for infringing on patent
5. wait for buyout settlement
6. PROFIT!
Re:the plan.. (Score:2)
1. invent technology
2. apply for patent
3. show technology to microsoft (who then copies said technology)
4. sue microsoft for infringing on patent
5. wait for buyout settlement
6. PROFIT!
Six steps?! wtf?!
My delusions of successful three-step business management have been quashed.
who writes these titles? (Score:2, Insightful)
Looking at their timeline does make Ms look a little suspicious. And while saying a prelim injunction is harder might be stretching it a bit, it certainly isn't easy.
I'll have to side with the 'little guy' for now.
Especially as we don't like submarine patents and they are acting before Ms sells a billion dollars worth of stuff using it, sounds like they are trying to be relatively fair (without knowing what those favorable terms are, of course)
That and the fact they
Follow the money: Alacritech vs. Broadcom? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Follow the money: Alacritech vs. Broadcom? (Score:5, Insightful)
Alacritech "invented" the idea, so they get to be the only game in town for 20 years... This is the problem in my mind with software patents (the length of time not the monopoly granted).
Software patents would be fine if they lasted 2 years, maybe 3 at the very most. I feel that software patents don't achieve their purpose of fostering innovation because if I patent process xyz, and no one else can use it except for pay me for it, well, someone is going to figure out how to do xqwz and end up at the same endpoint without violating my patent. So, in short the patent didn't make me any money, it just encouraged reinvention of the wheel, which makes all development slower.
SOP for M$ (Score:5, Insightful)
Below, find three sequential elements from the timeline in TFA [alacritech.com].
How many articles have we seen here on /. that duplicates this pattern? Who else has been stepped on by the giant in such manner? I'm sure somebody could find a fist-full of articles here in history that shows exactly that behavior pattern.
Am I correct in recalling that Novell got stung? IBM? I know those are giants themselves. I'm just glad to see that a little David has been able to sling his stone bullet into the face of the Goliath. Now, let's see if they can make it really count.
I'm not asking to shut down Microsoft. Just have them play fair.
Is that too much to ask, Bill?
(Bill: "Why, yes. It is.")
- - - /.)
When you say that you agree to a thing in principle, you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice. -- Otto Von Bismarck
(this sig stolen from
MS Cellphone company? (Score:2)
Wasn't this basically the same pattern reported for Microsoft's arrangements with a cellphone OS company (was it "Orange"?) "Partner" with them, starve them to death and let them die, then walk off with their "Intellectual Property"?
Re:SOP for M$ (Score:2)
It is quite possible that the TCP offloading APIs and code do not infringe, and the courts rule that way. Sure, it's
Obvious?? (Score:3, Insightful)
It seems to be nothing more than the specification of the interface to an I/O processor. There have been I/O processors since the 60's.
I couldn't find anything that was at all innovative about.
I think M$ probably looked at what they had, said "So what? How does this help us?" and proceded to go ahead and implement what they had already envisioned.
If a patent doesn't have something in it that causes you to say "Why didn't I think of that?" or "Why did the aliens contact that guy instead of me?" it probably shouldn't be granted.
Smells Phishy (Score:2)
Alacritech "shows" MS this technology back in 98
MS breaks communication in 99 and starts to use the technology without license
4 years later Alacritch then "tries" to offer a license.
One year later they sue
Why did they wait 4 years if they knew MS was using it without a license? Sounds like a Phishing scheme at the corporate level to dig into some pockets.
Re:Smells Phishy (Score:3, Informative)
Wow, My mind just went *ping*... (Score:4, Interesting)
But then I had a thought... We should FULLY, ABSOLUTELY support the granting of insanely over-broad patents for every trivial little thing any company can think to sue over.
Why, you might ask, would I suggest such a seemingly abhorrent idea?
Simple: Because, in 20 years, it means that we'll all have the current batch of insanity to point to and excuse our "infringement" of then-current patents with "see? I implemented that, now out of patent."
"Why yes, it would appear that I violated your patent on 3rd-harmonic quantum eigenreplication, but as you can see from this now-expired-and-thus-fair-game 2002 Microsoft patent, I did nothing more than implement their 3rd claim, which covers ''the use of numbers to do stuff''. So, if we can dispense with the debate over such highly-technical language, I'd like to move for dismissal."
That Disturbance You Felt in the Force (Score:3, Funny)
funny thing (Score:3, Interesting)
-dB
Re:Think Twice ... (Score:3, Funny)
CC.
Re:Think Twice .... (Score:2)
Stage 6: Universal Principles. Stage 5 respondents are working toward a conception of the good society. They suggest that we need to (a) protect certain individual rights and (b) settle disputes through democratic processes. However, democratic processes alone do not always result in outcomes that we intuitively sense are just. A majority, for example, may vote for a law that hinders a minority. Thus, Kohlberg believes tha
Re:Think Twice .... (Score:2, Interesting)
But please let me be ridiculous, there is not much else left to laugh about in this (my?) world.
CC.