Stern Will Jump To Sirius In 2006 511
UnanimousCoward writes "Howard Stern announced it on his current radio show, and several feeds including this CNET article are reporting that Stern has signed a multi-million dollar multi-year contract with Sirius Satellite Radio starting in January, 2006. As I've watched technology grow from the time I was listening to Stern in the eighties, I can't wait to hook into a shockjock-timeshifted-podcast..."
YRO? (Score:5, Insightful)
We need a simple "Rights" section, although I don't know if this even qualifies for rights period....
Just news...
-thewldisntenuff
Re:YRO? (Score:5, Interesting)
The "Online" might be wrong, but"rights" are surely involved.
The fact that Stern's show is a major problem for the current nannies in Washington, getting a show on a medium that is subscription only is a big deal. Does it affect my rights? Sure does. My right to listen to what I want to listen to, without government censorship. I don't like Howard Stern, but I like the idea of the government controlling what he can and can't say on the radio a lot less.
The current rush by the government to "protect us" is just another link in the chain of despotism.
Re:I don't get it... (Score:2, Interesting)
Okay, so we know your opinion. I don't find him funny either. A lot of other people do. What's the big deal? You might as well a start an argument on which is the better colour: blue or red.
Re: (Score:3, Informative)
Re:I don't get it... (Score:4, Insightful)
I just find him too mean to be honest. It seems a lot of his humour comes from bullying people, like the mentally challenged, who can't really defend themselves. That's just my impression anyway. (Not that that means I think we should censor him or anything.)
Re:I don't get it... (Score:3, Insightful)
It's an actual, according-to-Stern, movie. He gave himself a blow job in a book and Hollywood thought it would be great to turn it into a movie. Self-serving isn't the beginning of what Private Parts was.
I hear that Larry Flynt is free speech's biggest hero too, at least according to another Hollywood movie.
Detroit (Score:3)
Stern sucks. Detroit's seen all these guys come and go and, so far as I recall, the only one that didn't completely suck was Steve Dahl [discodemolition.com]. Steve liked to cause trouble and he managed to be funny without sounding like one of those retards I couldn't stand even back in Jr. High. Eve
Re:I don't get it... (Score:3, Insightful)
We're talking about freedom of speech, not the freedom to prevent others from enjoying something that you happen to dislike.
Of course, if by "over there", you mean australia, china, or europe, then you all have your own little gov't censorship issues to deal with, don't you?
Re:I don't get it... (Score:3, Insightful)
I'm sure CBS/Viacom would have liked to keep him, but the FCC is driving him out of the public airwaves and making it very difficult to keep him around.
Re:I don't get it... (Score:5, Interesting)
But here's the interesting thing... Now that he's announced that he won't be renewing, he'll essentially have the next 15 months to promote his Sirius gig, and encourage people to buy the hardware and subscriptions.
CBS/Viacom, and terrestrial radio in general, can't afford to give their competitor that kind of free ride.
Even though Stern has a contract, I don't think they'll keep him on the air. They'll have to pay him out (or he'll take them to court, and win, just like he's doing with Clear Channel over the 6 markets they kicked him out of), and they'll have to put a replacement show on, even though it'll hurt their ratings and advertising revenue.
Stern will not be on regular Radio for the entire period between now and his Satellite debut. (He hasn't publically predicted this, but if you look at how he's finally gotten his website together this year (He had no website up until this year) I'm sure he knows this to be true.)
Re:I don't get it... (Score:3, Insightful)
I don't know if you mean US thing - are you Brit with the toilet humor; Russian with the outlawed gay humor; Australia with thumb up the crock's butt humor, and yes I am generalizing as the as you did because I don't really know each culture's humor - Howard has just a different humor. Like it or not it's the way it is.
However, you're missing a more important decision. Howard has been severally fined from the FCC and decided to leave over the air broadcast - it huge, go look at Siru [yahoo.com]
Re:I don't get it... (Score:5, Insightful)
Benny Hill ??
Re:I don't get it... (Score:5, Insightful)
The whole reason for people's interest in Howard is that he is always something other than how he presents himself. He comes off as a juvenile, but he is also a shrewd businessman. He comes off as a pervert, but he was married and had a family for over 20 years. He loves the low-brow humor, but also engages in serious political commentary. He provokes the worst from people, but also manages to keep a strong core audience. It's impossible to have a well-defined concept of him without contradiction, which is at the root of people's fascination with him.
People like to know who other people are, you like to be able to count on something from the people around you. Howard Stern's ability to change his persona is what makes him more than a crass boob joke, the joke is that he can be many different people and move so easily from one 'type' of person to the other.
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Re: I don't get it... (Score:3)
It's pointless listening to him because he'll say anything that will get him attention; doesn't matter whether it's true, false, what he honestly believes, something he vehemently disagrees with, or whatever. He's just empty speech filling airtime.
The amazing thing is that there are apparently millions of people who haven't worked it out yet.
Re:YRO? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:YRO? (Score:3, Informative)
Once janet jackson did somethign on broadcast tv, that even with a 7 second delay the broadcasters failed to bleep/coverup, the FCC started reviewing things more tightly. If the broadcasters would have
Re:YRO? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:YRO? (Score:3, Insightful)
It's not a question of this. What it IS a question of is this: If that same cop decided that he was going to randomly hand out tickets to people driving 75 in that same 35 mile-per-hour zone, then it would be more like what the FCC does. The FCC targets specific people (or sometimes random people) based on nothing more than a whim or pressure from constit
SOL (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:SOL (Score:3, Insightful)
YRO? (Score:3, Insightful)
I can see the FCC connection, but I doubt that was his main motivation when the words "multi-million dollar" are used.
Re:YRO? (Score:3, Interesting)
Regulations? (Score:2, Interesting)
Okay, here's the question: Can the FCC fine Sirus stations like they can regular ones? Since it's private, they can't, right?
Re:Regulations? (Score:3, Interesting)
But Sirrius is direct. It isn't a broadcast that anyone can pick up, they must have a subscription. So the FCC can't regulate them any more than they can the Playboy channel (and maybe not even then, since I don't think any of their laws mention sat-radio). If you have sat-radio, you are over 18
Re:Regulations? (Score:5, Interesting)
However, republicans in congress have been saying that profanity/indecency should not be allowed just because it occurs on cable and that the FCC should have the power to regulate cable (this would also apply to satelite radio).
Since the republicans control congress, expect to see "child protection" legislation in the next year or so to give the FCC the power to regulate cable.
Re:Regulations? (Score:5, Insightful)
Remember that in November you have a chance to try and change that.
Out of the fying pan (Score:3, Insightful)
Don't forget whose camp the movie/tv media is firmly in.
Re:Out of the fying pan (Score:3, Insightful)
The Politicians' Camp. Just about all of them, on both "sides."
Re:Here's what's protecting you (Score:4, Funny)
-fred
In other news... (Score:2, Insightful)
I'm thinking this is because you can't really articule a 'blur'
Catch the irony baby!!! (Score:2)
Oh...the irony...
FP (Score:2, Funny)
Bababoey! Bababoey! Howards Stern's Penis! Bababoey
Already predicted in this Wired Mag article: (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Already predicted in this Wired Mag article: (Score:5, Informative)
Beyond AM. Beyond FM. It's XM - Radio to the Power of X: Radio has just taken a quantum leap into the future. With over 120 channels in 2004 of music, news, sports, comedy and talk, nationwide coverage and digital-quality sound, XM Satellite Radio -- the #1 digital satellite radio service in the U.S. -- is unleashing a radio revolution in cars and homes across the country. Part rocket science, part rock n' roll, it will change forever the way you hear radio. XM's support runs wide and deep, with strategic investors including America's leading car, radio and satellite TV companies -- General Motors, American Honda Motor Co. Inc., Clear Channel Communications, and DIRECTV.
XM is as big a part of the monopoly as any other radio station.
Re:Already predicted in this Wired Mag article: (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Already predicted in this Wired Mag article: (Score:5, Informative)
Sirius is the one that Stern will be on, which I presume is quite a victory for them.
So ... (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, but is he worth a billion bucks? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Yeah, but is he worth a billion bucks? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Yeah, but is he worth a billion bucks? (Score:4, Interesting)
Stern going Sirius alone, is enough to make me go out and buy a Sirius unit. I am willing to pay.
I just hope I can get a unit similar to what I can in XM: A unit that transmits to my current head unit, I don't feel like replacing it as I just spent 1300 dollars on a system.
Re:Yeah, but is he worth a billion bucks? (Score:5, Insightful)
That is the technical definition of a "killer app". One specific application of a system that is so valuable it justifies the purchase of an entire multi-function system.
That's why this is big news. Stern has a lot of fans who don't want to lose access to him on a daily basis. Sirius sales will surge during holiday season 2005.
Re:Yeah, but is he worth a billion bucks? (Score:2)
Here's some of the FM transmitters on Sirius [sirius.com]' website.
Here's the Plug-n-play [sirius.com] units.
Kenwood has some sort of a universal connector unit coming out in the near future.
I'm not so good a Sirius tech, but some of the people on the forums on SiriusBackstage [siriusbackstage.com] can help you out.
Re:Yeah, but is he worth a billion bucks? (Score:3)
Anyway, *Stern* is older now too. His schtick is played out. The show just isn't as funny any more. They're all in their 50s.
This is Stern's last gasp. And I'm not signing up for any pay radio service, like a slave. Betcha it'll have ads soon enough.
Re:Yeah, but is he worth a billion bucks? (Score:2)
Re:Yeah, but is he worth a billion bucks? (Score:4, Insightful)
"The average morning radio show listener tunes in for 30 minutes. The average Howard Stern fan tunes in for 90 minutes!" "90 minutes?! Why?" "Most common answer, 'I want to hear what he'll say next.'" "But what about the people who hate Stern?" "The average Howard Stern hater listens for TWO HOURS!" "I can't believ this! Why?" Most common answer, 'I want to hear what he'll say next.'"
in other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:in other news... (Score:2)
There's only three satellites up there that Sirius owns (one's in storage for backup).
We all know that the Government likes to overdo things, but do you really think 33 missles per satellite (and one extra for good measure) would be required?
Re:in other news... (Score:2)
no censorship (Score:5, Funny)
Re:no censorship (Score:2, Funny)
In summation: Uh... shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck.
Re:no censorship (Score:3, Funny)
You mean, "Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?" ref [imdb.com]
Re:no censorship (Score:2)
It's going to get old... FAST. (Score:3, Insightful)
His marriage is done, and for most of his listeners, sex isn't much of a mystery anymore. This was one item that a lot of both women and men admired him for - the fac
Free Now. Pay Later (Score:5, Interesting)
But will Stern fans follow him to satellite? (Score:5, Interesting)
1. Will fans pony up the big bucks for a Sirius satellite radio receiver and pay the monthly fee just to hear Stern? Remember, unlike XM satellite radio, Sirius is still quite rare as pre-installed on new cars.
2. Will Stern be unfettered by censorship and take the show to extremely raunchy levels of sexual descriptions and use of raunchy language?
Despite Sirius getting NFL broadcasts, they're still way behind XM in terms of public recognition.
Re:But will Stern fans follow him to satellite? (Score:5, Informative)
SIRIUS' exclusive automotive partners DaimlerChrysler, Ford and BMW represent over 40% of new cars and light trucks sold annually in the United States. Automotive brands currently offering SIRIUS radios in select new car models include BMW, MINI, Chrysler, Dodge, Jeepâ, Nissan, Infiniti, Mazda, Audi, Ford, Lincoln-Mercury, Mercedes-Benz and Volkswagen. Automotive brands that have announced plans to offer SIRIUS radios in select models include Jaguar, Volvo, Land Rover and Aston Martin. In 2004, SIRIUS radios are expected to be available in nearly 80 different car models, with over 50 of them factory programs. Also Hertz currently offers SIRIUS in 29 vehicle models at 53 major locations around the country. In addition, Penske Companies - Penske Auto Group, United Auto Group and Penske Trucking - are offering SIRIUS radios as a factory installed option, where available, in their cars and trucks through their dealerships.
2. The safe answer is "yes" because of Sirius' advertising slogan: "Censorship_OFF [skyretailer.com]"
XM beat Sirius to the starting gate, but Sirius is gaining ground quickly. According to their CEO, Sirius is slated to hit 1 million subscribers before years' end. This announcement was made well before Howard Stern was signed.
Sirius is the better value, IMHO (Note: Biased, I'm a subscriber)
Sirius: $12.95/Month
Includes:
65+ Commercial Free music channels.
Sports, Talk, Weather
Free on-line music streaming
All NFL games
NBA (up to 40 games/week)
NHL (up to 40 games/week, if they get off their asses.)
Some college sports
Starting Jan 2, 2006, Howard Stern
XM: Base $9.95/month
Includes:
68 Music Channels (up to 2 minutes commercials/hour)
Sports/Talk/Weather
NASCAR
Extras:
Opie & Anthony (additional $1.99/month)
Playboy Radio (Additional $1.99/month)
On-Line streaming music (Additional $3.99/month)
Re:But will Stern fans follow him to satellite? (Score:3, Funny)
I don't see how that's going to be worth $1.99/month
Re:But will Stern fans follow him to satellite? (Score:3, Informative)
What does the extra $3/month at Sirius get you?
I think XM is in the lead, for now.
Stop spreading misinformation!
So what does XM have to offer now. (Score:4, Insightful)
However this is good news for sirius.
Re:So what does XM have to offer now. (Score:2)
Re:So what does XM have to offer now. (Score:2)
It'll piss the affiliates off (I work for one, full disclosure here), but it's something they can do to counter.
The thing is, this doesn't happen for another fifteen months. What will happen to Sirius in the meantime? I don't think most of the Stern fans are going to go and pay for service fifteen months out.....Clear Channel can put Limbaugh on XM tomorrow.
How I See It (Score:5, Interesting)
OK, that out of the way, here is how I see it. First of all, it's a very novel solution to this whole "FCC is censoring people" stuff (which I don't believe, but that's a matter of opinon). I never would have thought of that. I wonder if any other shock jocks follow suit. Makes sense though. XM has a Playboy channel (I have no idea what's on it), so obviously they aren't subject to those kinds of fines. I wonder how substantially his program will change now that he's free to say and do whatever he wants. And I wonder if Sirrius will have any kind of limits or leash on what he can do.
As for moving to Sirrus, they've got to love that. As the article says, their stock jumped 15%. While I've never listened to Stern, the fact that I know who he is without having to read an article or something like that says he's popular (or contravertial, but in this case both). I bet this will do some great things for Sirrus's membership (although it might drive a few away on idological grounds, but I doubt more than a handfull). I have to wonder if there was any kind of bidding war between Sirrus and XM (which my family has a subscription to). I would think having a radio celeb go sat-radio only would be something XM would have liked to be a part of. This should also lend an air of credibility to the idea of sat-radio, if a big star did this.
On a side note, YRO never seems to have anything to do with Online any more. Why not just rename it "Your Rights"? Just a thought. Don't bother commenting on this part.
Re:How I See It (Score:2)
I'm pretty sure they'll limit him a bit, if only for public perception. Look at cable TV, they have very very little restrictions on what they can and can't show compared to broadcast tv, but they self censor to keep their public image up.
Re:How I See It (Score:3, Insightful)
Please don't feed Howard's ego. He *IS* the one following suit. Opie and Anthony, who were kicked off the air 2 years ago, just came back and started their show up again as of 3 days ago, with XM radio (after their old contract expired). Stern did this because he's afraid because they're up in the morning now against him, and will have reach to all markets in the nation. Yes, he has a larger listenership than O&A did for their afternoon show at its pe
Re:How I See It (Score:2)
Opie and Anthony don't have nearly the same sized following.
Stern has been talking about the FCC and censorship since the Janet Jackson incident and has been getting fined. He's been talking about satellite radio for a while now. I highly doubt Opie and Anthony has anything to do with it.
Re:How I See It (Score:3, Insightful)
don't think maybe he actually started talks with XM and Sirius a couple months ago
Not really, because he's been talking about satellite radio for over a year now. It's possible, but he had interest in it for a while. This didn't come out of nowhere and surprised no long-time listeners
Re:How I See It (Score:3, Interesting)
WTF are you talking about? It's not an "opinion" that the FCC is censoring people, it's a fact.
Re:How I See It (Score:4, Insightful)
That's the problem with people around here. What's so hard about "Don't like it, change the bloody channel". And for all the won't-someone-please-think-of-the-children folks, enlighten your kids why you're changing the bloddy channel.
why i'll buy into Sirius. (Score:2, Interesting)
The Stern show, despite all the acres of whining you'll see posted here in the next hour, is entertaining. It's genuinely entertaining, and it's on for 4-5 hours a day during what is usually a miserable commute for a couple hundred million people.
It's astonishing how many people will latch on to Tipper Gore's bleatings from a decade ago in order to think that they're somehow more moral than thou based on the radio they listen to.
So you don't listen to Howard Stern.
Re:why i'll buy into Sirius. (Score:2)
Er, being from the northeast would probably make one more able to imagine a radio-less and/or car-less commute (if any at all), since being from the northeast would greatly increase the odds of your commute being done via a subway system.
Re:why i'll buy into Sirius. (Score:4, Insightful)
Yeah, that stuff's wicked funny.
then he flip-flopped and became a Bush hater for some reason
Yeah, that whole Michael Powell turning the FCC into witch hunting club for daddy's friends bit had nothing to do with that.
P.S. Two points for use of the most overused, and fucking tired, term of 2004.
A good reason...... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A good reason...... (Score:2)
In the meantime, those Sirius subscribers can find something else to listen to on one of the other hundred or so Sirius stations. mmmkay?
Interstellar Stern? (Score:2)
When I first read the headline to this article I thought it was going to be Howard Stern was Paying Rutan a bunch of money to become the first civilian launched to star Sirius!
Re:Interstellar Stern? (Score:2)
Well it's official... (Score:2, Insightful)
For all you reactionaries out there, no, i would never suggest strict censorship over stern, nor anyone else. Now getting him cancelled because it's a stupid show, that i'd be behind that all the way.
Mmmhmmm (Score:2, Insightful)
I expect you're the type who thinks that ANYTHING he doesn't like is stupid. And the millions who make Stern #1 in almost every market across the US, they must be stupid blue collar shitheads, right?
You know, it's idiotic shit like this that makes me nuts about America. Just because you don't like something doesn't make it offensive, doesn't mean it should be outlawed, and doesn't mean it's "stupid." You should be RALLYING for Stern to stay on t
Re:Mmmhmmm (Score:2, Funny)
Not at all. However, they are *bleep!*ing *bleep!*heads.
Re:Mmmhmmm (Score:4, Insightful)
Why don't you go back and read his post? He isn't saying anything about banning Stern, outlawing Stern, or sending the 82nd Airborne down on Stern's ass. All he is saying is that he doesn't want to listen to Stern.
What's idiotic is people like you ranting and raving about our diminishing freedom of choice every time someone makes a choice different from yours. You can be for the decriminalization of marijuana without being a pothead. Really!
Re:Mmmhmmm (Score:3, Insightful)
No, I think he just has taste.
And the millions who make Stern #1 in almost every market across the US, they must be stupid blue collar shitheads, right?
Do you seriously think that the vast majority of Stern listeners are part of the higher end of the scale in intelligence?
Maybe there is some craving among the professionals of the world for his brand of low-brow humor, but I doubt it.
I mean, really, Stern is pretty damn st
Re:Well it's official... (Score:2)
Oops... won't be subscribing to XM either I guess?
Stern wins either way. (Score:2)
I wrote about this today... (Score:2)
"Over the last couple of years the Howard Stern show has become a staple of the morning, as common as my cup of coffee. So it's sad to hear that at the end his contract, my man Howard will be moving to Sirius radio. At $12.99 a month I'm not sure I want to take that on, plus I have to buy a weird radio with an antenna I have to lug around.
I blame it on the FCC, and I fail to see how a show that's been on the air for over 20 years is suddenly indecent. We, the people own the
Sirius? (Score:5, Funny)
You know, even if he jumps to Alpha Centauri, not many of us would miss him.
shock bleh (Score:2)
Works for me (Score:2)
Escape from Censorship (Score:2)
From what programming I have heard on XM, I may have to subscribe. The radio comedy broadcasts alone are worth the money. (They run Firesign Radio, National Lampoon Radio Hour, Dr. Demento and more.)
I guess the only thing that stops me is that it would cut into my BBC
Jumping to Sirius!!! (Score:5, Funny)
No, hold on... You mean the satellite service.
Never mind...
what is even funnier (Score:2, Funny)
Long time fan! (Score:2)
All I know is, come X-Max of 2005, this kid is asking for a Sirius radio player.
Sirius is cool. (Score:2)
I think that this will do quite a bit to draw customers to them. THe Sirius units aren't that expensive. I spent $69.99 on one at Best Buy (Kenwood home unit) and it's been great for me.
They're also offering lifetime subscriptions right now, so if you don't like the monthly fee, there's another option.
err (Score:2)
The King is Dead (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Why Not XM (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Why Not XM (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:who cares (Score:2)
I dislike censorship as much as anyone, but perversely, it's had a beneficial effect. I go through a cycle of listening to the Bob & Tom show, as my notion of whether it's worth listening to B&T's in-house bits to catch the very good comedians and humorists that they have on as guests. A
Re:Horses Butt (Score:3, Insightful)
My biggest issue with Howard Stern is that he is really very intelligent but still chooses to do his show they way he does. Perhaps, he is simply captializing on the the "When Animals Attack" crowd and doesn't consider his own show as entertainment. That really only requires stooping to the level of a common politician or used car salesman, if you think about it.
He's an ass. (Score:5, Insightful)
Turns out, being an ass is legal. I don't like his show, I won't listen to him, but he ABSOLUTELY has the right to do what he does.
Isn't it funny how many people (not the poster I'm responding to, tho) only want freedom of speech as long as they agree with it?
Oh Booo Hooo Hooo. (Score:3, Insightful)
"In 1992 the FCC fined Infinity Broadcasting $600,000 after Stern discussed masturbating to a picture of Aunt Jemima."
"Is that better or worse than asking a Nigerian woman if she eats monkeys, or hosting a discussion of whether, when you have sex with a black woman, it smells like watermelons? I guess you can argue that point, but I'd be a lot more impressed with Stern's defenders if they'd quote these comments verbatim in the process of defending him."
Perhaps someday, you will b
Re:Oh Booo Hooo Hooo. (Score:4, Interesting)
See, we live in a country that's under the Rule of Law. Most of us know what this means; simply put, the rules are written down, in plain english that cannot be misinterpreted (yeah, it's a stretch... but you get my point.)
Contrast that with a place under the Rule of Men. They can change what the law is, or what it means, at will.
And that's the problem with the FCC. They claim they'll punish indecency. Fair enough. Just one problem...
They haven't. And, they can't. Nowhere will you discover any legally binding document that clearly indicates what is and is not acceptable. And it glares in the face of "legitimate law" - it's illegal to murder someone, for example - no doubts as to what that means, right? Then, we'll also make it illegal to kill them with guns. In fact, we'll pass another law that makes it to kill them with guns, in a school. The merits of the examples notwithstanding, they illustrate that US Law is intended to be specific, using specific definitions. FCC "law" defining "indecent" is anything but that. In fact, it's nonexistent.
Do a little research on FCC's concept of "indecent". You'll discover that it basically starts with Mob Rule (actually, "Single Loudmouth Rule"), and it's final interpretation is based on nothing more than the whim of the FCC executive.