Nigeria Detains 500 419 Fraudsters 42
Traicovn writes "Nigeria's agency against economic and financial crime said on Monday that it had detained more than 500 suspects and seized property worth more than $500-million from suspected fraudsters. 'Presently we have over 500 suspects in custody, seized assets and recovered properties worth over $500-million with over 100 cases at various stages of prosecution,' agency chairman Nuhu Ribadu told a seminar. For the rest of the article, visit IAfrica. Personally, I like this 419 spoof."
Cottage Industry (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cottage Industry (Score:2)
usually claiming some yukos money being involved.
(they're just about the only bit of spam so far though, I know the exact place they mine emails for these things as well)
some of the scamsters would go so far as to get you into the country half illeagally looking and blackmail even more money from you.
Re:Cottage Industry (Score:2)
Re:Cottage Industry (Score:4, Insightful)
Best definition for "capitalism" I've ever seen!
Re:Cottage Industry (Score:1, Insightful)
Hate to spoil your illusions, but ALL economies are based on stupid, greedy people, because the majority of people are stupid and greedy.
It must be said (Score:5, Funny)
They just need a way to get the $500 million out of the country. They heard from a mutual friend that you are a trustworthy person...
/huh (Score:2)
Anyone care to explain it better?
Re:/huh (Score:5, Informative)
The name "419" refers to the Nigerian criminal code section that this spam violates. No idea how many victims it has claimed, but it has been a cottage industry there for about three years now. These arrests should put a dent in the operation.
How's justice in Africa these days? (Score:3, Insightful)
I don't know much about Africa. It's a big continent, and I do know that a lot of areas are fairly lawless or corrupt way more than in corporate America. After RTFA, I don't see whether we can take justice for granted.
Re:How's justice in Africa these days? (Score:2)
Or in Asia?
Wouldn't it be more correct to to ask about the state of justice in Nigeria, since that's where this is taking place?
Nigeria is after free elections in 2003 nominally a democracy with a solid justice system, but still suffering from a long time under military rule and rampaging corruption.
If you rtfa you'd see that several of the people arrested are highranking officials.
But the note that one of them died in prison makes you ponder.
But bottom
Re:How's justice in Africa these days? (Score:1)
of course that didnt stop you from offering a sweeping statement about their culture.
Thats why I love Slashdot.
Re:How's justice in Africa these days? (Score:2)
Yeah, that's exactly what it did, hence the presence of a generously stated question instead of a statement or conclusion. And thanks to those who offered the insightful responses I requested.
I hope they ... (Score:2, Funny)
If they arressted 500 people (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:If they arressted 500 people (Score:5, Insightful)
Does any one know anything about Nigera? (Score:2)
I hope this wasn't 419 rich people were detained while their government took $500 million of their money and other assets. Reading the article, it sounded all above board that the Nigerian government was doing this
Re:Does any one know anything about Nigera? (Score:4, Funny)
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>I hope this wasn't 419 rich people were detained while their government took $500 million of their money and other assets.Reading the article, it sounded all above board that the Nigerian government was doing this for the public good. I just felt terrified that I might be reading proganda. Is there any one that knows anything about the government of Nigera and their policies?
1. Issue press release claiming detention of 500 419 scammers and $500M of defrauded funds.
2. Make Slashdot posting to speculate that instead of it being 500 419 scammers, it's 500 innocent people been shaken down for $1M apiece.
We know that 4. must == "Profit!!!", and therefore we solve for 3. to obtain:
3. 500,000,419 emails, all reading:
Mod parent up (Score:2)
Editorial Tip (Score:2)
Nigeria Detains 500 "419" Fraudsters
Or like this... (Score:2)
Re:Or like this... (Score:2)
Re:Or like this... (Score:3, Funny)
"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these financial terrorists. Thank you. Now watch me rope this calf!"
- M'kell M'oorubo, Fahrenheit 4/19
Crappy day (Score:2)
I want to make a joke about that reading like >500,000 people, but I can't think of a snazzy punchline. Now I know how Bob Saget must have felt.
Re:Crappy day (Score:2)
500,419 Fraudsters (Score:2)
Did the scammers really make (Score:2)
Please send us your account info (Score:2, Funny)
We have recently arrested 500 of these and seized $500 million in assets. As we found your email address in their files, we assume you were one of their victims. Please send us your bank account information, so that we can refund you
one million dollars.
(insert pinky in mouth)
you gotta give it to 'em. (Score:1)
Respect (Score:3, Funny)
bank informations for transaction to begin.
Plrease reply to my confidential e-mail address with favourable responce : zakk-zakkama@timedoctor.org [mailto].
Kind wishes and regards,
Dr. Zakk Zakkama
Related links (Score:5, Interesting)
Some people have hobbies where they pretend to be falling for the scam, just to see what kind of wierd nonsense they can get the scammer to do. This site has some funny pictures...
http://tbp.berkeley.edu/forum/viewtopic.php?t=303 [berkeley.edu]
More scammer-baiting can be found at http://www.419eater.com [419eater.com]. And if you want more, just click on their links page - their are lots.
Re:Related links (Score:1)
It's a lot of fun to dick around with them. They'll believe anything and do anything for you as long as you seem somewhat serious about the "transaction". Got my own pic of him (doing something stupid) too!
It's like having a penpal in Africa!
I got one of these slime today (Score:2)
Strange, I tought the government was in for it ... (Score:1, Interesting)
The police told me that people that get on an airplane and go to Nigeria don't even get in the country: they get robbed on the airport, threatened never to come back again and put on the next plane back.
Sure, it looks like a nice thing, but I wouldn't give much about arresting 500 people in Nigera. It's so currupt already, there's p
Re:Strange, I tought the government was in for it (Score:1)
well, "seized property worth more than $500-million" would support that argument - first they "cooperate", then they collect their revenues :)
um, but i came here to spend some mod points - d'oh!