Slashback: Nigritude, Indignation, Artifacts 181
How to not make friends and influence rankings. Ben Michel contributes an update to the search-engine optimization (SEO) contest mentioned last month, the object of which was for contestants to create a site ranked highest by google for a nonsense phrase, "nigritude ultramarine."
Michel writes "The first phase of the competition ended last Monday, and the winner was the owner of a forum called nigritude ultramarine--previously known as Merkey.net. According to Brandon Suit, the owner of this forum, the key to his winning strategy was "getting high PR backlinks"--having other websites with high Page Ranks link to him and vice versa.
What impact does this have on SEO, and indeed for the rapidly growing search industry in general? The viability of certain underhanded methods in the pursuit of SEO has been clearly reinforced by many of the results of the contest--both Suit and his closest competitor, Philipp Lenssen, posted links in Wiki Sandboxes in order to better their standing. According to Suit, "If you want to manipulate [Google], you can." While search engines certainly have come a long ways from relevance-based searching, it seems that they still have significant changes to make before they can more accurately order results for any given query. The search engines' creators themselves must make countless revisions in their own, perhaps quixotic, quests to create the perfect tools to retrieve relevant data in the vast, ever-expanding realm of the internet."
However, not everyone is as matter-of-fact about this method of increasing search-engine visibility; May Kasahara is one of the webmasters and wiki users who isn't.
Kasahara writes: "The Search Engine Optimization contest previously mentioned on Slashdot has had a detrimental effect on wiki users and admins (including myself) lately , as the words 'Nigritude Ultramarine' have been showing up in wiki sandboxes across the web. A search on UseModWiki's homepage brought me to this informative entry, which in turn led me to Nigritude Ultramarine and the Wiki Sandbox Effect [note -- mentioned last week on Slashdot] and to these accompanying comments, mostly from very annoyed wiki users."
OK, so maybe "infinite" was a strong word. Prof.Phreak writes "Quoting wikipedia: On May 26, 2004, Richard Arenstorf of Vanderbilt University submitted a 38-page proof that there are, in fact, infinitely many twin primes. On June 3, Michel Balazard of Bordeaux reported that Lemma 8 on page 35 is false.[1] As is typical in mathematical proofs, the defect may be correctable or a substitute method may repair or replace the defect. Arenstorf withdrew his proof on June 8, noting "A serious error has been found in the paper, specifically, Lemma 8 is incorrect"."
What are these dashed lines all over your sacred cow? reifman writes "Slashdot's link to my article in the Seattle Weekly helped generate 175,000 page views and numerous letters and comments. The article seemed to touch a nerve in the Mac and Linux communities. I've posted a follow up responding to people's letters."
Updates from the Academic Affairs Division. zenrandom writes "As Case Western has just recently been reported, we may as well mention the initiative that will be connecting many schools in Ohio. Oarnet, a part of the Ohio Supercomputer Center and The Ohio State University is building a statewide academic and research fiber optic network. Composed of multiple metro-rings and over 1600 miles of fiber."
In unrelated college news, Mirell writes "After the FBI previously investigated an open records request filed for the tunnel blueprints at UT, students decide instead to enter via brute force. Hooligans - 1, War Against Terror - 0."
The problem with opening Pandora's Box. WC writes "The previous review on JDS2 ended with no successful installation so it wasn't very helpful on what to expect from the Sun distro. This new review has got a working installation but with a slew of new problems: more installation woes, unusable networking, buggy Nautilus and Mozilla window resizing artifacts among others. The author concludes that JDS2 is --effectively-- nothing but JDS 1.1 with the added Sun server software on top, but the desktop part has the same (and more) issues like JDS1 had."
Looking innocent is not their strong suit. tbase writes "As reported on News.com.com, Claria, formerly known as Gator, has sued L.L. Bean, charging the retailer with filing a frivolous lawsuit against its advertisers. As covered in a previous Slashdot story, L.L. Bean has filed suit against current and former Claria advertisers for advertising via pop ups over L.L. Bean's site."
Google results? (Score:5, Funny)
Darl is a googler. (Score:5, Funny)
Darl let it be known today in the conference call that he uses google to search the net.
Apparently they irony of that, seeing how Darl's position is that ''linux is destroying the foundation of the industry!'', is completely lost on him.
Google stronger than Hulk?!? (Score:2)
Hulk still thinks Slashdot shoulda thrown their hat in the ring, but they declined, saying it wouldn't be proper [slashdot.org] ...
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OT: Your sig (Score:2)
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While we're at it, try Google's I'm Feeling Lucky on miserable failure [google.com] [whitehouse.gov], weapons of mass destruction [google.com] [blueyonder.co.uk], french military victories [google.com] [albinoblacksheep.com], or anti-war peace protestors [google.com] [albinoblacksheep.com].
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Did I just give an intelligent answer to an intelligent question by a troll!?
Re:Google results? (Score:4, Interesting)
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Hmm, contest for a highly ranked nonsensical sounding website? Slash Dot Dot Org
Re:Google results? (Score:2)
(You also may want to read his rant against offshore outsourcing [adti.net].)
Lemma? No kidding. (Score:3, Funny)
Arenstorf withdrew his proof on June 8, noting "A serious error has been found in the paper, specifically, Lemma 8 is incorrect".
I guess that Lemma turned out to be a real Lemon, eh?
*symbol crash* ba-dom-bom
Thank you! I'll be here all week!
Re:Lemma? No kidding. (Score:2, Funny)
After a joke like that? Not if someone gets you with those symbols first...
Re:Lemma? No kidding. (Score:2, Insightful)
PageRank. (Score:4, Interesting)
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At least I'm still the first link when you google for "das megabyte." Like I'm sure you always do. I'm also the third link down when you google for "Sorry, ryan."
Claria suing another company??? (Score:5, Funny)
Half time - change sides....
I wonder what the half time pep talk would have been like in the Claria camp:
Now troops, we're going to need to pay for filing motions, and all that other stuff that comes along with suing someone, as well as our defence lawyers.
WADDYA MEAN WE SPENT IT ALL ON REBRANDING???....oh that's right (*fights through the fog of denial*)...we were Gator *blushes*
Annoyance (Score:1, Insightful)
Use NOINDEX or Robots.txt for Sandbox? (Score:5, Interesting)
Is there some reason you would want the Sandbox indexed?
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Of course I don't know how the ranking really works.
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Re:Use NOINDEX or Robots.txt for Sandbox? (Score:3, Informative)
Since Wiki Sandboxes are for people who want to use that Wiki, having the sandboxes not show up on searches hurts nobody. That is, nobody except for the Wiki admin, who has the initial nuisance of having to reconfigure apache, set up robots.txt, etc.
Re:Use NOINDEX or Robots.txt for Sandbox? (Score:2)
This is not the spam you are looking for...
The parent wasn't refering to e-mail spam, but rather google-spam, jerks posting links to their website on your site to prop up their rankings. The idea was to kill the usefulness of the technique by blocking Googlebot from the areas that are vulnerable to this sort of spam.
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Re:Use NOINDEX or Robots.txt for Sandbox? (Score:2, Insightful)
The latter is also far more powerful. robots.txt was created brain-dead.
Dear Slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
It seems, unfortunately, that comment #9393632, story #110689, is wrong. Simply take v_0=1, r(v):=(1+\cos v)/\sqrt v, \rho(v)=3/\sqrt v, and \phi(v)=v. I imagine that such a mistake has heavy consequences.
Sincerely,
Letter
Mwahahah (Score:4, Insightful)
In any case, Microsoft has given software away for ages. Suddenly because they gave away IE, the world is on track to become evil purveyors of stolen... things.
If that isn't ironic I don't know what is.
Re:Mwahahah (Score:2)
Any quote which contains
("Not that there's anything wrong with that"...)
<grrr>
Re:Mwahahah (Score:5, Funny)
If I ever get an RIAA extortion letter I can just explain that I have a long standing habit of getting free stuff from the internet and that complaining at this late date is pointless because it's become the established norm. Kinda of like common law marriages or squatters rights.
WHOA!!!! (Score:2)
That's one time I'd cheer for MS to win.
Re:Mwahahah (Score:5, Insightful)
The concept is basically right, but it's misapplied. The public is addicted to free music and movies because they've been getting them for free on TV and radio for decades. THAT's why P2P is not viewed as wrong by the public- "because TV is free anyhow"
Suddenly because they gave away IE, the world is on track to become evil purveyors of stolen... things.
That's not what was meant at all. The Slashdotter's theory was that consumers addicted to free software would look for... wait for it... Free Software.
Re:Mwahahah (Score:2, Insightful)
But Free Software doesn't have to be free software! (Thank you, RMS, for that genious naming scheme.) Remember, it's free as in speech, not free as in beer.
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No, it's RMS's fault for mindlessly insisting that "Free" != "free" despite the shortcomings of the English language. Instead of picking a suitable adjective, or even using libre (which most English speakers will understand anyway, and not confuse with the gratis meaning of "free"), he insists on using the ambiguous term "Free", explaining that the capital 'F' makes all the diffe
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Re:Mwahahah (Score:2)
What planet are you from?
Can I move there?
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Re:Mwahahah (Score:2)
In terms of what is only a "percieved" price instead of a real market derived one, it's probably fair to not include "station identification", commercials for other programs coming up (that's perceived as a cost the station has to help it sell commercials to someone else, and argueably many viewers are thinking from the assumption that a broadcasting corporation makes no money airing its own program ads, which is almost bu
Re:Mwahahah (Score:3, Insightful)
Starting to get off topic but anyway -
I don't think that in a lot of cases they are marketing towards people that can afford the item. At least in the case of things like cars or other non trivial or mundane stuff. If someone was in the market for a new car, and could afford one - they'd buy one. They wouldn't see an ad and suddenly decide to. So what the ads are doing, is trying to put the
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(back in the day, when cable TV was in its infancy, there were no commercials on the tube)
So, assuming advertising revenue from commercials on TV is consistent over the years - cable TV must be raking in the bucks - and I have no better experience than I had in the 1970s during any given time slice (i.e. number of minutes of programming versus minutes of commercials).
I w
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It makes me wonder: if "greed is good" how come "cheap is bad?" Is frugality only a virtue when practiced by CEOs?
Re:Mwahahah (Score:3, Insightful)
And you know that "the majority of the people who use open source" are cheap bastards, how?
My experience has been that people who use Unix tend to be technically oriented adults who are more aware of ethics, copyrights and patents than the general population. It is self-evident that the Microsoft-using population i
Microsoft, OSS, Black (Score:3, Informative)
Hey - let's ignore the Windows-based warez scene. Windows freeware, shareware, and spyware. Let's not bother ourselves with how gleefull Winnuts get when Microso
Re:Microsoft, OSS, Black (Score:2)
I suppose mocking is only OK as in "OK-to-mock-others-but-not-me". But yea - I suppose that one is nice. It's a break from the usual "slashbot" or "linux zealot".
No. It has everything to do with this. People like free stuff. You'll find it in the proprietary software world too
Re:Microsoft, OSS, Black (Score:2)
Yes, well. Duh. And yet that by itself proves that Microsoft is somehow digging its own grave. What a leap of logic.
I have gratis copies of Win2003, MS Office,
Head on over to microsoft.com and peruse the full line of enterprise software. Then tell me they gave you a license (non beta or developer copy) of Application Center or Host Integration Server or ISA or BizTalk or SQL Server or SharePoint for free. Then we'll chat.
So we've establis
Re:Microsoft, OSS, Black (Score:2)
Fine - if you want to label MS Office or Win2003 as non-enterprise software, who am I to argue? The point is that Microsoft does give away some fairly substantial software from time to time and folks completely devoted to the proprietary
Re:Mwahahah (Score:2)
By calling OSS users cheap, I take it you mean they are less willing to spend money on software than some other crowd.
First of all, why is that a bad thing?
Secondly, compared to what other crowd?
I might point out in response that OSS users are more willing to spend their time learning how to use so
JDS (Score:3, Insightful)
You would think that someone like Sun has nerves,resources,etc. to pull a decent Linux desktop.
The reasons it is not are probably combination of:
internal apathy of the development group - Linux, desktop, whatever.. Any AC from Sun can comment?
cluelessness of the upper management - there is no marketing plan, they just grasping the straws
wrong marketing (different from cluelessness). Wtf it is called "Java"? To me, JDS would mean a Swing-based desktop shell on top of very thin Linux distro. Now, that would be innovation.
Overall, the JDS just confirms the point that you do not have to be a multi-billion-dollar co to produce major product and when you ARE a m-b-d co, your product may still suck. The innovation is the field owned by talented individuals and hungry startups.
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honor of Prince Eugene of Savoy.] (Bot.)
A genus of myrtaceous plants, mostly of tropical countries, and including several aromatic trees and shrubs, among which are the trees which produce allspice and cloves of commerce.
I don't get.
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Two reputable reviewers found major problems with JDS2, and some AC on Slashdot negates them? Hmmm...
-Jem
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This is a good example of what happens when Marketing
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I think the "Java" in JDS is a hint that the linux base is not important to Sun. My guess is that they are trying to get to a Common Desktop Environment
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See Windows Compatibility for the Linux Desktop [linuxdevcenter.com] for an example.
Nonsense Phrase? (Score:1, Funny)
I was picturing a black supersoldier, kinda like my old drill instructor at Fort Benning. That guy was freakin scary. He was six foot five and hard as a rock in both physique and attitude and had those crazy looking eyes like Bernie Mac. Once out on bivouac he actually opened up a bit and told us about his days in Vietnam when he was a seventeen year old private.
My turn to use '9-11'! My turn! My turn! (Score:5, Insightful)
Jesus, does everything have to be a Homeland Security issue and tied to 9-11?
Whatever happened to harmless breaking and entering? Really, what the hell is the impotent Homeland Security department going to do? Guard the tunnel entrances? Overreact and send the students to Git-mo?
Terrorism is old and busted, and is nothing but a political tool and soundbite op.
Those who respond, "tell that to the victims of 9-11", I submit that if all those people were here today they would be pretty fucking pissed at all the unconstitutional bullshit that has been done in their name.
Re:My turn to use '9-11'! My turn! My turn! (Score:4, Insightful)
Only so long as it works...
Remember It's for the children! ?
<grrr>
Re:My turn to use '9-11'! My turn! My turn! (Score:1, Insightful)
You mean like, what it clearly states the students were charged with at the beggining of the article?
Really, what the hell is the impotent Homeland Security department going to do?
Nothing, I'd assume, since the article makes no mention of the Homeland Security department, the FBI, the Austin Joint Terrorism Task Force any other government organzation, and that quote was made by the "associate director of utilities and energy management" at the colle
Re:My turn to use '9-11'! My turn! My turn! (Score:3, Interesting)
In a political sense, yes. In a practical sense, not on your life. Just like "the war on drugs" was mostly a political tool, there was a REAL underlying problem that existed (and still exists). Just because some polish up phrases and use them as soundbites doesn't mean the root cause isn't important.
There's some very real people out there that want to do some very real harm to our very real civilians. Are they as numer
Re:My turn to use '9-11'! My turn! My turn! (Score:4, Interesting)
Why is it that every time that a 'War' is declared, we end up fighting the symptoms of the problems and not the root causes?
We'd probably be somewhat safer from terrorists if we'd stop training them and giving them weapons...
Re:My turn to use '9-11'! My turn! My turn! (Score:5, Interesting)
There seems to be a growing trend of people interviewing themselves as a rhetorical technique. Does John Ashcroft do it every time he's on TV? Yes he does. Is it an effective means of controlling the direction of the interview? You bet. Is it starting to grate on my nerves? Absolutely! Will it get old and go away soon? We can only hope.
(Yeah, it's off-topic, but when the topic is "Nigritude Ultramarine", so is pretty much everything else)
Glad I did this before 911 (Score:3, Interesting)
After a few years mapping what entrances were visible, we found a grate that had been left open, so those of us who dared went for a jaunt.
They must have had silent alarms aswell (I saw the sensors) so I knew we wouldn't have long. The group
Re:Glad I did this before 911 (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:My turn to use '9-11'! My turn! My turn! (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:My turn to use '9-11'! My turn! My turn! (Score:2, Insightful)
Agreed. If I died in any manner, and someone used my death to justify fucking up my country, I'd be pretty god damned pissed. (Well, moreso.) What are we doing about it?
Re:My turn to use '9-11'! My turn! My turn! (Score:3, Interesting)
Sound like some congress c
Re:My turn to use '9-11'! My turn! My turn! (Score:5, Funny)
Dear Reichsminister Ashcroft,
As you can see from the above, the terrorists -- or foreigners, hey, no real difference -- are stealing our pure American women now.
Please arrest this self-admitted anti-American woman-poacher and send him for some non-torture (because it's not illegal even if it breaks a law if the President says it's ok) "mechanical persuasion application" in Guantanamo, so that real Americans like myself can date his girlfriend.
If you do this, I promise not to do anything with her than you think is immoral, like dancing or criticizing the government, and to make her my submissive wife in accordance with God's desires as explained in the Holy Scriptures.
Re:My turn to use '9-11'! My turn! My turn! (Score:2)
The world did not change just because 9/11 happened. What happened was horrible, tragic, and saddening.. As a firefighter myself, I was very disturbed by losing so many of my brothers... BUT, what happened still does not justify radically altering our way of life, and saying that "the world changed."
It's not like we didn't know there were terrorist groups dedicated to attacking our country, before 9/11, ya know...
For the Wiki Sandboxes (Score:5, Informative)
Why do they not just disable links to outside pages entirely? It is experimental, right? So why have links to other websites at all?
Links could create a bogus page like:
Internal links within the wiki could be preserved.Re:For the Wiki Sandboxes (Score:2, Insightful)
Not so great an idea. Don't follow Phillip. (Score:3, Insightful)
Links could create a bogus page like:
you have linked to the URL: http://somesite.wherever.net
That's not very helpful because it would be difficult to test the link that way. The idea is to encourage legitimate users to actually make and edit pages.
It is unfortunate that Wiki site administrators have to do anything at all. Phillip admits that he does not get it:
I
Re:Not so great an idea. Don't follow Phillip. (Score:2)
If you say "Please test here", heck why complain if people actually do so?
Based on the complaints by Wiki owners it's a fact that at either Wiki software is not up to handle these things or Wiki owners aren't.
If people bring to attention flaws in code (in this case inadverten
Re:Not so great an idea. Don't follow Phillip. (Score:2)
It's the format of wiki that's partially to blame-- most wiki owners want to keep the things open to the public at large. This is assuming that the best way to control the content of a wiki (including the Sandbox) is to regulate its users, and require registration/passwords.
The Nigritude spam is a nuisance, one that I shouldn't have to deal with. It's not that I'm not up
Re:Not so great an idea. Don't follow Phillip. (Score:2)
Would really attacking wikis be worth it? (This nigritude stuff is nothing). Maybe not at the moment so at least some wikis are safe. And maybe just captchas and similar stuff will keep most (not all) wikis safe from automated spamming whilst not requiring the us
Re:For the Wiki Sandboxes (Score:5, Insightful)
(Or maybe something in robots.txt)
Google could still index the page, but weigh links on the page lower.
-- not a
More Googlebombing (Score:5, Interesting)
Recently my local computer user group's blog was spammed with user registration. The same user registered about 200 times with slightly different user names and all his home pages linked to the same website. The user never needed to post a single comment in our forums, just the registration page alone gave him 200 links to his home page.
If you wanna read a more detailed account of how this works, read here [britecorp.co.uk].
Lemma 8 (Score:1)
Wiki Sandboxes exist to TEST! (Score:1)
The sandboxes are there for users to PLAY IN and test Wiki commands. Nobody is harmed with some silly links in there. The next person in wipes them out (usually). Also most sites clean their sand daily.
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3D Photography [callipygian.com]
Nigritude? (Score:1, Funny)
Meh...if I were google i'd have... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Randomized Search Results (Score:1)
Not hard at all, but I'm glad they didn't. Doing so would have undermined their credibility as being impartial.
As I write this, the top link for search engine [google.com] is AltaVista. Google is #7. That's honesty, and they should be proud of it.
I really hope they don't become evil after the IPO.
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Altavista (Score:4, Interesting)
Seems like both search algorithms suffer from low self-esteem.
I guess nobody figures on people searching for search engines anyway...
So where can we find the old Lemma 8? (Score:2, Interesting)
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PlayingWith Fire (Score:2, Interesting)
Playing with fire. Expect the wrath of the NAACP
anyday now. Remember the guy who actually got
fired for using the word niggardly?
Real Security, re: tunnels (Score:2)
So, they caught the perps. That's fine for simple vandalism, but if they continue to hide behind "homeland security," I would demand that they actualy provide that level of security. Specifically, the system failed in three ways:
- They don't know if all intrusions resulted in capture. I suspect not; it's the crimina
Well lookie there. (Score:2)
Heh.
All your nigritude are ultramarine to us
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Re:Here it comes... (Score:4, Funny)
"Nigri-please?!"