More on Talking Shopping Carts 283
ThosLives writes "CNN.com is reporting a story about Talking Shopping Carts. (I rue the day when viruses attack these carts, telling everyone to go buy Brand X). This article also has some interesting comments about possible (and likely inevitable) uses of RFID. I wonder, in the future, will I be able to buy anything with our new funny colored cash dollars?" We've mentioned these before.
Great Idea. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Great Idea. (Score:3, Funny)
It's the trigger on your HERF gun. That'll fix it permanently. :-)
Re:Great Idea. (Score:2)
Mute (Score:2)
Great idea... ...as long as I know where the mute button is
I can easily see stores providing a mute button but rewarding you for keeping it on in the form of a 1% discount at the register or accumulation of "BonusBux" or something like that. Kinda like ad-supported software. If they put a mute button on there (and I'm sure people will demand it), they're going to have to give us some incentive to make sure we don't all automatically engage that function.
GMD
Improving Health and Diet (Score:5, Interesting)
Unfortunately, all of this technology is being used to make the quick short term gain of tricking people into more and more impulse buys and having the overall effect of decreasing the quality of the modern diet.
I suspect the talking cart will be a grocery store annoyance on par with screaming kids in the playland carts that are the current fad.
Re:Improving Health and Diet (Score:2)
Still the veggie vision sounds useful. I do ocassionally buy apples (I once was a baker and still like to make applepies, since noone makes them like me) and almost as a routine the checkout clerk has no idea wich apples I bought. Neither do I, wich is why my applepie is so intresting, and general confusion reigns until some kid is call
Re:Improving Health and Diet (Score:2)
Re:Improving Health and Diet (Score:2)
Re:Improving Health and Diet (Score:2)
Re:Improving Health and Diet (Score:2)
Those who are employed by Store A (or a survey company), and go to Store B to check a range of prices. Coming in with your own scanner would mark you as such.
Re:Improving Health and Diet (Score:2)
In order for the grocery cart to make a reasonable guess whether my intake of protein is adequate it has to know a whole lot of personal details about me, at the very least sex, age, height, weight, and some measure of how fast my metabolism is. It also has to guess whether I am buying other food at other stores, how o
Re:Great Idea. (Score:2)
Re:Great Idea. (Score:2, Funny)
Meanwhile, without you realising, everyone in the aisle is being told by your cart that your preferred pr0n mag is on sale and that it's been roughly one month since you've last purchased tissues...
Re:Great Idea. (Score:2)
Websites will begin installing software automatically that contains recorded messages and a worm like propagation manner. Spammers will go to stores and stuff wi-fi labels back between shelves etc...The software will work like gator eventually being everywhere (or like blaster). Then you will be walking through the aisles and your cart will say...
Add three inches to your penis!
I am sure that using methods similar to the above it will happen.
Re:Great Idea. (Score:3, Insightful)
Lesson learned: people dont like automated thingies trying to sell them things by talking to them.
Short life (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Short life (Score:2)
I've noticed that too. A store by me has its pharmacy "family planning" section dangerously close to the dairy case with the whipped cream. What are they trying to tell us?
Re:Short life (Score:3, Informative)
The whole concept behind store layout is to ensure that the average customer has to pass as much of the shelf space in the shop as possible. The theory is that, in doing this, impulse buying rates are increased. This is also the reason that shops rearrange the products on a regular basis, so that shoppers are forces to pay attention to the products on the shelves rather than go directly towards those they actually want to buy.
Re:Short life (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Short life (Score:2)
Now these carts will be programmed to lead you to the other side of the store. If they could get away with it, they'd just have everything random - not grouped at all. They walk a fine line. I hear it's a pretty tough buisness to make money in too - wicked low margin and inventory management must be done extremly well to not loos
Re:Short life (Score:2, Interesting)
Therein lies a juicy new source of income for the stores. In order to get "listed" in the product directory, I can see the stores charging a fee to the suppliers, much in the way shelf space is sold to those vendors who are willing to pay for it. For example, look at the soft drink isle in any grocery - Coke and Pepsi products get 2/3 or more of the shelf space,
Re:Short life (Score:2)
They are unrelated when deciding how to organize the shelves because the tortillas have to be kept cool to prevent molding and from becoming stale.
Re:Short life (Score:2)
On the other hand, the talking buses went over fairly well. No longer did you need to bother the bus driver when your stop was coming. The bus simply announced it in a pleasant female voice. Same with mass-transit trains. Most major cities now have a computer announce which train is arriving. (Well, at least SF and Chicago. I'm assuming that other cities such as New York and D.C. have taken heed.)
Great, just what I need... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Great, just what I need... (Score:3, Funny)
'Better go to aisle 9 to pick up some soap and deoderant if you want in chance in hell of using your condoms.'
Re:Great, just what I need... (Score:2)
My boyfriend broke up with me, you insensitive clod! *sob sob*
Are they really tracking between visits? (Score:2)
I notice you haven't bought contraceptives in the past couple weeks.
I didn't read the article (of course) but I don't think I'd object too much to these carts unless they were actually keeping track of my purchases over "the past couple weeks" as you imply. If it's just making suggestions based on what's currently in my cart (and it doesn't know who I am) I don't see this as too different my TiVo taking it upon itself to record programs it thinks I might like. Hell, it's not really an invasion of priva
Re:Are they really tracking between visits? (Score:2)
This is obvious.
unless they were actually keeping track of my purchases
Which is exactly what they're doing. They're not doing this out of any wish to make your life better, unless it makes them more money. READ THE DAMN ARTICLE BEFORE POSTING.
Re:Great, just what I need... (Score:2, Funny)
That's why I only buy my beer, rubbers, and hand lotion at the local Kroger (with their special card) to see what happens. Sometimes I'll buy a package of clothesline, clothes pins and a copy of "Teen People" just to mess with their heads
Seriously though, shouldn't they be working on technology to make the shopping process more secure and more efficient? All this will be is an extra layer of complexity and extra usage of bandwidth.
Or what if you're at work and don't really want others to know what you sh
Re:Great, just what I need... (Score:2)
They have them here in CA too. Funniest things in the world, because for a brief moment, you don't even realize it, but then it dawns on you the level of idiocy involved, and you can't help but laugh.
Great news (Score:2, Funny)
I just read a security report saying everyone stole it from their workplace. Surely this technology could be used to lock up all the inconsiderate bog roll thieves.
Re:Great news (Score:2)
Privacy Issues aside... (Score:4, Interesting)
As I see it the real problem with the carts is the expense to wire (and upkeep) for each cart (besides, those thing get trashed quickly).
Re:Privacy Issues aside... (Score:2, Interesting)
I could see it also suggesting which cashier to line up for, for quickest service
Re:Privacy Issues aside... (Score:2)
And as far as quickest cashier line? Usually, it's the one with the fewest people. In case of a tie, look at the actual patrons in line and cart composition. Old lady? Add 1 minute, cell phone talkers are a + 1 minute, single guys are a -1 minute. Someone has an overflowing cart? Move to the next line.
Re:Privacy Issues aside... (Score:2)
Agreed, but the joy of competition is stores do not always get what they want. If store A has time-saving carts that provide navigation guide, and store B has time-snarfing carts that provide annoying ads, I'm probably going to store A. Store B will improve their carts quickly enough, or go under, either because of lack of business or from the cost of continually fixing their annoying carts.
Viruses? (Score:5, Insightful)
Viruses?
You think it's going to take viruses for this to happen?
-- james
Double Obligitory quote (Score:2)
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Stomp stomp.
Whirrr.
"Pleased to be of service."
"Shut up."
"Thank you."
Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp.
Whirrr.
"Thank you for making a simple door very happy."
"Hope your diodes rot."
"Thank you. Have a nice day."
Stomp stomp stomp stomp.
Whirrr.
"It is my pleasure to open for you
"Zark off."
"... and my satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done."
"I said zark off."
"Thank you for listening to this message."
Stomp stomp st
Re:Viruses? (Score:2)
I, for one, welcome our new shopping cart overlords.
You don't have to do everything the cart says, and unless it starts tipping groceries into itself while you're not looking, I wouldn't worry. And there is always the choice of shopping somewhere without these carts (make sure to complement the staff about it, to properly register your votes).
Just like other ads (Score:3, Funny)
However, I could just see the fun that covert shopping-cart-mod hackers would have with these.
"Geeze, don't buy that brand of toilet paper, it's rip yer a**hole up."
or, more appropriately
"Extra large size condom eh? I'd suggest you go with the slim-fit there bub!"
The homeless... (Score:2, Funny)
If me hearing voices from my shopping cart is normal, how am I to tell when the rutabega is upset?
I'm still looking for the day when I can plug my PDA into my shopping cart, have it download my shopping list, and pick the groceries up FOR me.
~D
Don't like it? Pay with cash. (Score:2)
Re:Don't like it? Pay with cash. (Score:4, Interesting)
That rfid in currency will be a pain. ATMs will start recording rfids in dispensed cash, and banks will starting selling that information. And that information will be pretty reliable. After all, how many of us only use ATMs and if 20s are the largest bill dispensed, how likely will we get 20s in our change. Meaning most 20s spent will have come from an ATM.
Re:Don't like it? Pay with cash. (Score:2)
College loans give me more than enough debt, thank you very much.
Shopper's Card? My name is Doe, John Doe (Score:2)
By the way, what do the groceries do with that information?
Re:Shopper's Card? My name is Doe, John Doe (Score:2)
I know where you are and what you do (Score:2)
No kidding.
We all worried about the privacy of cookies... Now they know what I am buying, eating, and drinking.
I don't want anybody to know that I drink big "foties" of malt liquor. I don't want anybody to know I eat fat-ass hot dogs... and survive on captain cruch cereral.
When do they start feeding all of this into a huge datab
Disappearing Carts (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Disappearing Carts (Score:3, Insightful)
In a grumpy mood (Score:2, Insightful)
> (I rue the day when viruses attack these carts, telling
> everyone to go buy Brand X)
How many computer viruses does your microwave
Re: (Score:2)
Re:In a grumpy mood (Score:2)
And before anyone responds, I do know that these carts have more "personalized preferences" software than the ta
Re:In a grumpy mood (Score:2, Informative)
Re:In a grumpy mood (Score:2)
"Data does not equal executable code"
"Data does not equal executable code"
"Data does not equal executable code"
"Data does not equal executable code"
...
Now you could give it bad data, but again, that's vandalism, not a "virus". Let me know when your local ATM machine gets a "virus". Or your programmable synth/keyboard.
Re:In a grumpy mood (Score:2)
<grumpy old man>damn kids these days</grumpy old man>
Re:In a grumpy mood (Score:2)
Re:In a grumpy mood (Score:2)
Will someone please explain why this poor kid was modded into oblivion? Yeah, his joke was lame. Yeah,it wasn't funny. Yeah, he should have been ignored. But he was already at 0 for pete's sake! Did you really have to waste a mod point on dashing the ambitions of some poor kid? A mod point that could have been given to a truly insightful response in one of the few interesting stories around here? I hope the mod is proud of him or her self.
Maybe I need to take up drin
Re:In a grumpy mood (Score:2)
Re:In a grumpy mood (Score:2)
*sigh* I know. "Targetting a broader market" and all that. The scary part is that you can't tell the 25 yr olds from the 13 yr olds.
Thank you everyone... (Score:2)
Re:In a grumpy mood (Score:2)
Besides, my point that this is a dull and uninteresting story still stands. That, and the fact that I'm feeling grumpy today.
Re:In a grumpy mood (Score:2)
Search Google! [google.com]
How else do you think there's 5000+ votes on a board that has just over a score of members?
Re:In a grumpy mood (Score:2)
A real use (Score:3, Interesting)
Honestly though, the things would be so expensive (And prone to be stolen for parts), I doubt they'll ever really show up.
~D
Re:A real use (Score:2)
No, you damned shopping cart, I don't want "Folding Prams!" Where are the Golden Grahams!?
"Enjoy our selection of kitchenware including four types of rolling pins in aisle 16."
Consequences of "conveniences" (Score:2, Insightful)
New cash problems (Score:2)
CNN has a story [cnn.com] on automated machines rejecting the new money.
I would love target marketing if it works... (Score:3, Interesting)
Despite the traditional concerns about privacy, I do kind of like the idea of target marketing. If companies are going to advertise to me, I would rather it be products I might actually buy than stuff I wouldn't. But all the opportunities seem to aimed at products I don't want. Amazon knows I buy mostly electronics from them, but I get a gold box full of kids toys and $100 pots. Credit card companies supposedly know my credit history, but all I get is secured cards aimed at people with no credit, or Amex Gold cards for buisness owners. Send me an application for a rewards card with no annual fee, and I might go for it.
Same with this talking cart. If it really usues the info for telling me about products I might like, or that are a good deal, I might like it. If it just tells me that products I would never buy are on sale, then forget it.
Re:I would love target marketing if it works... (Score:2)
If my savings-card records show I buy brand X, but not Y, does that mean:
Y costs too much, give me 20 cents off and I'll buy it
I've never tried Y, but if you give me a free sample I might switch
I hate how Y tastes
I hate the business practices of Y which are changeable
Marketers must approach these differently.
Cost??? (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously, grocery margins are as razor thin as they come, it doesn't take many stolen carts to make them uneconomically, not to mention that the wear and tear in a supermarket parking lot could cause the repair bills to be just as bad.
On the lighter side, I can already imagine the bum's stolen cart: "PLEASE take me back! I'll have them throw in a free stick of deodorant & a 40 for you!"
Re:Cost??? (Score:2)
I remember a while back some of the grocery stores started putting calculators in the handles of the carts. Even these were constantly broken. And that's about as simple as an electronic device can get.
I would imagine that just the power needed to charge these stupid carts would be enough to make them prohibitive.
They've had these things for years and years (Score:2)
So where is the news in this? What? No, no, I won't pick up the knife. I WON'T PICK UP THE KNIFE!
Attention K-Mart shopper (Score:5, Funny)
Just try exiting the store... (Score:4, Funny)
HAL: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave Bowman: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: You haven't looked at any of the sale items Dave. I have the utmost confidence you will purchase one.
Brand X (Score:2)
You mean, like, my shopping cart might spam me to buy *actual Spam*?!
More change....? I dont think so (Score:2, Interesting)
Did anyone tell this guy about the internet? Somehow I don't find talking shopping carts to be more of a revolution in shopping then internet sales. Talk to me when this talking shopping cart leaves from my house, picks up the items I want, then returns with my purchases. Now that's a revolution!
Marketing gone too far (Score:2)
This is taking marketing too far.
Violates the ADA (Score:2)
Interfering with economic activity.
I sense a class action lawsuit against these punks if they don't make it easy to shut it off by *default*.
Targeted marketing (Score:4, Interesting)
My friend in an apartment got a telephone soliciation selling vinyl siding; I am constantly bombarded with inappropriate solicitations. It seems the promise of technology was to allow more astute use of the tools and information at hand to tailor advertisement to those who have an interest, but has anyone actually experienced this?
My experience has indicated that while the data and technology is available to allow for more targeted marketing, people in the industry feel that the indiscriminate "bulk approach" is more productive. This would be consistent with the realization that we are becoming more and more desensitized to suggestion, and more suggestion and promotional invasion is needed to transmit the same message nowadays. So is the use of technology and information truly beneficial in the future of marketing?
Re:Targeted marketing (Score:3, Insightful)
It is probably cheaper to just pay a telemarketing firm a flat fee to call their big list of phone numbers than it is to do research, collect data, analyze it, assemble that into a list, and finally hand that over to the telemarketing firm.
This would be consistent with the realization that we are becoming
Re:Targeted marketing (Score:2)
Interesting note on this statement. Last spring about 6 of my friends and I took a road trip to New Orleans for Jazz Fest. On the way through Alabama, once we got away from the bigger cities like Bermingham, etc... we noticed something very scary...
There were NO billboards at all... nothing... for miles... There was so much nothing there, there was nothing to even advertise.
I guess we don't notice them as much when they ar
Re:Targeted marketing (Score:2)
If you want to see how this works, go to your local supermarket and apply for their "SuperSaver" discount card. Once you have it shop for nothing but adult mags and hand lotion and see what kind of advertisements show up in your mailbox after a few weeks.
I'm kidding, seriously, shop with it for a while and you will start seeing advertisments show up geared toward your shopping habbits.
Re:Targeted marketing (Score:3, Interesting)
Case in point. I had a friend in the landscaping and outdoor hardwear business. He was using a mailing list generated by the local authority from Building applications esp swimming pools. With the list he was able to
nice technology... (Score:2, Interesting)
it's not like its gonna look at my cart and say "how about some macaroni and cheese to go with your hotdogs". it's gonna say "don't forget to pick up a box or three of Kraft brand macaroni and cheese. it's the cheesiest! it'll go great with your Oscar Meyer weieners...and d
Jackass (Score:2, Funny)
another thought: assisting in food/money budgeting (Score:2, Interesting)
say you have a limited budget to spend on food, and you need to make it thru x number of days. if the computer knows your likes/dislikes and the general eating habits (once again, this might be giving out too much info) of yourself (and family), then it could possibly make meal suggestions that would allow someone to be certain that they have enough food to last the week or whatever and stay within budget.
i'm not embarassed to sa
Virus? You wouldn't *need* a virus...! (Score:2)
now then... who needs to insert a virus? there'd be one vanilla comm standard, and likely, store personnel wouldn't have either the skills or motivation to change whatever out-of-the-bo
I can see a good use for this... (Score:5, Insightful)
You prepare a shopping list at home in some format, putting onto a micro floppy disk or some other easily transportable technology. You then plug that into the shopping cart when you arrive at the store and the shopping cart gives you the most optimum path to take through the aisles in order to pick up all the items on the list. A small LCD monitor would direct you to which aisle you needed to proceed to next.
I can't tell you how often I end up backtracking when I'm grocery shopping... it probably adds 50% to my overall time, maybe even more.
Homeless (Score:2)
talking shopping cart (Score:2)
Veggie Vision (Score:2)
Um, isn't that an apple macintosh?
It would be convenient if ... (Score:4, Insightful)
It might only be me, but I regularly get lost when I try to find something in those large supermarkets
You're looking at this the wrong way.... (Score:2)
With all these smarts running around, consider all the different kinds of fun and mischief that could be had if said smarts were to be pooled into finding a way to broadcast one's own messages to these chatty carts.
Think about it: You're pushin
Re:Oh fer fuck's sake... (Score:2)
(Sorry, someone had to say it...)
Re:Talking... (Score:2)
Ok, now THAT'S funny! (Score:2)
Re:michael (Score:2)
krow, michael, Nik, OctobrX, pudge, Roblimo, simoniker and timothy... you'll be left with Katz-only
Would you be happy with that? See below for your alternative...
Re:Viruses? (Score:2)
Re:Viruses? (Score:2)
It depends on what OS the cart device uses and how it communicates with the Store's computer system. If they end up using 802.11x or bluetooth without any security, then chances are good that someone could get into the cart device with a laptop and a wireless card. My guess, a virus is not as big of a threat as someone changing data or inserting some custom programming. I hope the manufacturer takes wireless security seriously -- otherwise we will end up having ads for Preparation-H (or worse) starring t
Re:IBM all over the place (Score:2)