


From Artist To Spam-Hunter 271
I am Kobayashi writes "Wired has a story about Andy Markley, a graphic artists, whose business domain name was spoofed by infamous spammer Eddy Marin and used to spam thousands of people. After the incident recurred at a new ISP, and at the risk of his business and sanity, Markley fought back. He tracked down Marin through several spoofed email addresses and several hi-jacked servers, and eventually was successful in getting Marin's current ISP to shut down his account. Too bad he was a graphic artist and not a professional bounty hunter...."
glad for one positive hit (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:glad for one positive hit (Score:2, Funny)
What we need here is a new empire with army of cloned bounty hunters... or something!
anonymously (Score:2)
Spamming (Score:5, Informative)
Wrong (Score:4, Interesting)
Most can't do anything about it coming into their networks. Going out yes, but coming in, there is nothing that can be done unless every single customer agrees that spam should not reach their mailbox. See in order to add those kinds of rules to a router, it has to correspond to all. No ISP is going to update multitudes of routers to add one rule for one person.
Re:Wrong (Score:3, Informative)
Re:*You* are Wrong (Score:5, Informative)
There are filters and blocklists, but they have nothing to do with
routers. Long ago particularly egregious spammers were blackholed at the
router level, but that hasn't happened for years.
No ISP can stop all spam, but given enough resources we can stop most
of it. The problem is usually somewhat like you allude to, that there
is a certain set of people with an absolute horror of a non-spam
message being bounced. They claim "loss of email", and thereupon close
their ears.
But there is a more insidious foe, the scan-and-delete error.
Most admins today have two basic ways to stop spam -- blocking and user-
based filtering. Blocking rejects spam detected (via filter or
blocklist) and puts the onus on the sender to re-establish the
communication. User-based filtering puts the onus on the recipient to
review their spam folder and look for "false positives".
And there are three ways to play your two tools.
1. Little or weak filtering or blocking means communications are lost as
people have scan-and-delete errors due to battle fatigue from their
daily fight with spam in their mailbox. Much legitimate email is
lost, and it is lost and *neither party knows it was never read*.
This collateral damage is spread over every part of the net,
spam-friendly or no.
2. Aggressive filtering and tagging for dropping in the user's "spam"
folder means that legitimate communications are tagged as false-
positives. People usually don't scan their spam folders carefully,
because such a high percentage is spam. Again, legitimate email is
lost and *neither party knows it was never read*. This collateral
damage is spread over every part of the net, spam-friendly or no.
3. Aggressive rejection of email via blocklisting causes some legitimate
email to be rejected. However, that collateral damage is limited to
spam-friendly parts of the Internet. The sender knows full well it
was not read and can re-send the message via another channel if it is
important. This knowledge also allows them to take action to correct
blocking errors; and heightens awareness of who is not doing their
part to fight spam.
To me, selecting #3 is a no-brainer. When legitimate email gets lost,
the sender knows it was not received. And it is almost all lost from
networks participating in the massive denial of service attack on the
Internet at large that is spam.
AOL, for example, does a simply outstanding job of making sure spam is
not sourced from their network. They don't allow spam hosting of any
kind. I *never* want to lose mail from them. Same with Earthlink, MSN,
and Hotmail. They deserve that consideration due to their effort. If my
users lose mail from them due to scan and delete errors, I have not done
my job. I would much rather have them lose email from the people who pay
the spam-friendly providers. (And no, folks, those fake hotmail.com
addresses in the From line don't mean they source spam.)
You can do filtering at the MTA level too with rejections, but I don't
do that except with filter settings that have a near-zero false-
positive rate.
Re:*You* are Wrong (Score:2, Troll)
3. Aggressive rejection of email via blocklisting causes some legitimate email to be rejected. However, that collateral damage is limited to spam-friendly parts of the Internet. The sender knows full well it was not read and can re-send the message via another channel if it is important. This knowledge also allows them to take action to correct blocking errors; and heightens awareness of who is not doing their part to fight spam.
Anyone who reads somethingawful.com kno
SomethingAwful??? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Spamming (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe not, but I've seen spam from monks selling laser toner [lasermonks.com].
Seriously, someone should tell the monks that spamming is not good.
The Spam Hunter - Crikey! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Spam Hunter - Crikey! (Score:5, Funny)
Not surprising that his previous ISP did nothing.. (Score:4, Interesting)
As for convicted coke dealer Eddy Marin, he deserves horrible and painful death for his actions. It's sad that no one has taken him out yet.
Let's not be too hasty (Score:2, Funny)
Spamming, on the other hand....
Coke Cover (Score:4, Interesting)
Not that I would dispute the accuracy or honesty of someone who makes a living from such activites as spamming and (apparently) dealing coke... but...
Ya suppose all this money Eddy likes to gush about in interviews comes from an activity other than spamming? Wouldn't spamming make a great way to launder income. Its already a shady, though not entirely illegal business. It wouldn't be too odd to have a customer base that's a litle difficult to trace. And it would explain a solid income without any apparent labor, contacts, or business partners.
(not that this little conspiracy theory has plenty of holes - but hey, that's not the fun of it)
Re:Not surprising that his previous ISP did nothin (Score:2)
I disagree. Marin has demonstrated time and again that he's a parasite, existing solely by stealing from others. My issue with him is about more than just his spamming past, it has to do with stunts like this one, where he's directly caused innocents financial loss through his actions.
Amazing story! (Score:4, Funny)
Wow, what a revenge! This has all the exciting hallmarks of the most boring story in the world. He shut down a single ISP account. I'm stunned!
I hope the author isn't holding out for a script-writing deal for anything starring Chuck Norris or Lorenzo Lamas. It's hardly going to get rapped about by Dre, is it?
From Artist to Spam-Hunter to zzz...
Re:Amazing story! (Score:2)
Besides, how many spammers have you stopped lately, eh?
Re:Amazing story! (Score:3, Funny)
I've been responsible for a hell of a lot more than 1 spammer losing their Internet connections, it never occured to me to put out a press release. This is none news... I give it a 1 out of 5. Now had it involved SCO, I would have gone with 3 out of 5, because I just love reading about SCO and their wacky antics... now thats a good topic for a movie,
Re:Amazing story! (Score:2)
Does Darl have hair? I can just picture Shandling as McBride saying, "How's My Hair"?
Re:Amazing story! (Score:2)
I think the point is that the spammer wasn't "stopped", he just lost one ISP account. Spammers churn through these at a great rate anyway. Has he stopped or even slowed down? Did he even notice that he'd been "hunted down"? (I was expecting/hoping that he'd turned up on the spammer's door with a bailiff or maybe a shotgun.) Was he fined one cent for impersonating the poor artist and costing him thousands of dollars in lost time and business and damag
Re:Amazing story! (Score:2, Insightful)
Besides, such effects seem to snowball in the courts. If smalltime people can shut down one ISP, then they'll shut down another; where there might be only one case this year, a year or two down the road there could be twelve
Re:Amazing story! (Score:5, Funny)
No, but it seems to be prime material for Kevin Costner's next magnum.
Re:Amazing story! (Score:2, Insightful)
You think Eddy Marin fools around with a single ISP account like a dialup? I believe WCG had him signed up for a dozen class C networks...encompassing a couple thousand IP addresses.
If Eddy Marin wants a single account, he just rapes a proxy. He needs the class Cs to do the sinultaneous raping of thousands of them.
If you are a Windows-head, which it sounds like y
Re:Amazing story! (Score:2)
SpamCop will help with backtracking headers (Score:3, Informative)
Re:SpamCop will help with backtracking headers (Score:2)
Actually, if you're considering donating, you should consider signing up for their paid service. For $3/month, you get just about all the e-mail features you could want, and on top of that, you can submit spam reports much more easily.
Re:SpamCop will help with backtracking headers (Score:2)
Re:SpamCop will help with backtracking headers (Score:2)
Re:SpamCop will help with backtracking headers (Score:5, Interesting)
Nothing but good things to say about them, and I've been on the other end too - I've worked in the abuse department at an ISP, and the vast majority of our spam complaints came from SpamCop. They put all the most important info in the subject line and the reports are all formatted consistently, making it very easy to deal with them. We were understaffed for awhile, so the SpamCop reports were the ones I dealt with first, because I could get them out of the way faster.
I also use the service myself. There have been some occasional glitches, which have almost entirely been due to denial of service attacks. These glitches have not caused me to lose mail, but DDoS attacks have caused mail to be delayed on occasion - normally it's delivered in seconds, but I've seen it take a day or so.
The way I have it set up, mail to my domain is forwarded to my SpamCop account, and anything that doesn't get stopped by their filter is forwarded on to my server at home. If I have any problems with my server at home, I can disable the forwarding and use SpamCop's webmail temporarily.
Depending on how you have things set up, if SpamCop thinks something doesn't look right, it is possible to report yourself to your own ISP's abuse department. They don't like that much. When submitting a complaint, be sure to review the list of addresses the complaint will be sent to before sending it.
Re:SpamCop will help with backtracking headers (Score:5, Informative)
These were likely servers that had been compromised or accidentaly misconfigued and turned in to open proxies. Spammers use dozens of these per mailing. However, they have to send the spam to these hijacked servers from somewhere. Much of the time these are home users on cable modems or DSL, so this isn't always easy. There is no trace of the actual origin in the headers, just the proxy or relay. The ISP shuts down their connection and the spammer moves on. The hijacked server often has no record of the actual origin of the mail, or upon being cleaned, the records are cleaned. In this case, the victim was able to find where the proxies were getting the original messages from. This isn't as simple as submitting to SpamCop.
Re:SpamCop will help with backtracking headers (Score:3, Informative)
For months, that machine was listed as being a spam relay, but every relay tester I found reported that no, the host was fine. Finally, somebody (I forget which blacklist it was) added a junkbuster test to their relay tester, a
Professional Bounty Hunter (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, my name is Boba Fett and I worked for a Hut called Jabba -- this was a long time ago and in a remote galaxy. During my tenure with Jabba, I successfully tracked and captured Han Solo, wanted for failure to pay back a sizable loan.
I'm fully familiar with the use of various weaponry, grappling hooks, and personal rocket packs. I have also done consulting work for Mr. Vader, a well known businessman who spearheaded the creation of a large spherical space station.
References available upon request.
Re:Professional Bounty Hunter (Score:5, Funny)
References available upon request."
Professional Weaknesses:
- Once knocked into a Sarlacc Pit by a blind man.
Boba Fett -- Dead or Alive? (Score:2)
Are you sure? As I recall, the fate of those trapped inside the almighty sarlaac was to be slowly digested over many years
Identity theft (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Identity theft (Score:3, Insightful)
Why all the new laws required outlawing spam when *all* spam I receive is fraudulent (as is the practice of highjacking my businesses ID for spam)? I have cannot remember the last time I received unsolicited marketing material where email headers and the email itself was not fraudulent.
This is what our public prosecutors should be chasing down and gaining convictions on - can anyone tell me why they are not?
Re:Identity theft (Score:2)
Re:Identity theft (Score:2)
Re:Identity theft (Score:3, Interesting)
Just today I got an e-mail for a service I actually could have used. But as is my policy, I wrote back that I would have liked to discuss thier product, as it appears to meet a current need. Then I said that I could not, however, do business with a company who chose to use spam to advertise.
Very quickly I got a reply stating "if it was spam would I have time to
so disappointed (Score:2, Troll)
How appropriate (Score:5, Funny)
Finally, something to fill in the ????? in my
Re:How appropriate (Score:2)
If a user does not consciously agree to a contract, it is not binding. Period.
Re:How appropriate (Score:2)
Also for the record: I've never received any spam at that domain, and this really was changed just today. So while it is meant to invoke laughter, I do intend to do it. After all, it's much cheaper than the alternative: $25,000 per unsolicited commercial email under Commonwealth of Virginia law.
Re:How appropriate (Score:3, Insightful)
I've been thinking about your "service", and I think it can be legally binding. Similar agreements exist, for example those catch-22 EULAs and the infamous Opt-Out agreements, where if you register you "automatically" get signed up for ads, unless you specifically opt-out. I think you're service stands a chance if you add some statements based on the EULAs and Opt-Out agreements that I've seen:
Re:How appropriate (Score:2)
The page linked above may seem silly, but a sufficient number of them posted across respected domains may throw a curveball into any EULA case.
Governments Should Track Down Spammers (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Governments Should Track Down Spammers (Score:2)
If enough people want it, sometimes Congress actually responds to the needs of the people, pretty neat idea huh?
If SPAM == $$$... (Score:4, Insightful)
Although the logistics of such a plan are always complicated, why not author laws that would hit spammers where it really hurts: their financial institutions!? Since you can buy the shit from these bastards, you should be able to determine where the money is going. So make laws that would seize any such moneys that are a direct result of SPAM activity?
Hell even put the onus on Visa/MC/AmEx so that they are charged with dealing with the financial fallout! Do you think even the idiots who buy shit form SPAM would buy again if they were charged double for their purchase (once from the spammer and again from the credit card company for the penalty)? Sure there are bugs in the plan as is, but stopping SPAM from the technical side is difficult (if not impossible), so lets make it financially infeasible!
Two Problems (Score:2)
b) You may argue fining the company for whom the spam is soliciting a product... but if you look up the term "Joe Job" you'll see why this isn't a great idea either.
Legal question (Score:5, Interesting)
Can you include the cost of tracking them down in the damages you are suing for?
Can you sue for more than your actual costs, to account for the risk you took that you'd be unsuccessful in tracking them down (hence your time/money would be gone with no possibility of being repaid)?
Re:Legal question (Score:2)
Re:Legal question (Score:2)
If we can get some of those issued, we could go after spammers and steal their stuff- take their servers and set fire to their mobile homes. (And keelhaul the bastards).
Re:Legal question (Score:2)
Re:Legal question (Score:2, Informative)
I Am Not A Lawyer, but I do work in a collection agency.
I believe the short answer is, no. You will never get paid, or receive funds for the actual RISK of your actions to track someone down and receive your due finds. That is part of the situation you are in. As an example, one client will never sue som
How to track faked messages to a source. (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:How to track faked messages to a source. (Score:3, Informative)
nailing the bastards (Score:4, Insightful)
This is more than just sending off a single email to a scantly watched abuse email.. This means getting hold of a real person and explaining, realistisay, what sort of legal liabilities they might be open to if they continue to support the spammer's actions. (Hacking laws, aiding and abetting, Trademark infringement and vicarious liability) often fit in there.
If more people would do this, life would get a lot harder for spammers.
Makes me feel lazy! (Score:2)
While spam is certainly all wrong, I don't appreciate it much... I guess I just haven't unappreciated it enough to get off my lazy butt and do something about it.
Re:Makes me feel lazy! (Score:2)
I sure care! (Score:2, Insightful)
The spam in question was a pharmaceutical firm, and one morning I got just about 50 'undeliverable mail' messages with my email address as the sender. I never got any complaint letters, and it hasn't happened since (that was about Sep 21, 2003 give or take a day).
I figure I never got the flak because no one ever comes to my site anyway...
Michael in Toronto
Re:I sure care! (Score:2)
The probes were the most annoying - even after securing the server, I had at least 3 spam runs attempted.
Another vote for "SUE HIM" (Score:3, Interesting)
And IIRC, I'm pretty certain the victim can sue the spammer from his home state (especially nice since the spammer is on the opposite end of the country).
Hardcore Revenge on a Spammer (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Hardcore Revenge on a Spammer (Score:3)
That said, please be very careful if you choose to follow the "Let's Get Brutal" link provided at the end of the linked site. Do yourself a favor and resist all temptation to click on the "Rodona Garst Breast Size" link there, as it is only a little less offensive than goatse.cx.
You have been warned.
Japanese casino site with malware? (Score:2, Informative)
Solution to SPAM (Score:3, Informative)
Not my idea -- someone else suggested the scheme a while back. I wish I could remember/locate a reference.
Williams Communications Group shining. (Score:4, Informative)
Baloney! It is likely that they told Marin to change the domain name before Markley sues and WCG loses their big bonus blood money.
But WCG sounded sincerely surprised to find out the infamous Eddy Marin was one of their customers."
Rule #1! Williams Communications Group is notorious for continuously providing bandwidth to spammers with dirty
Anyone who wants to know about Marin and his scum operation can see it on Spamhaus.org:
http://www.spamhaus.org/rokso/search.lasso?eviden
Poor guy... (Score:2, Funny)
Reverse MX would have solved it.. (Score:3, Interesting)
See, the reason I'm so big on this, is because I consulted at implementing this at Shadango.com (a new, free, filtering service). We started performing reverse lookups and you would NOT believe the filtering success. It was like day and night. So seriously.. try implementing that on your mail servers and see what happens. And if you're just curious and want to see how effective it can be, check out the implementation at Shadango.com
-Fatty
Been there, done that. (Score:5, Informative)
The spammer was forging mail from one of my domains. Since the domain name was a registered trademark, I had some extra leverage. ISPs have a "safe harbor" for E-mail content, but not for trademark infringements.
I ignored where the mail was coming from, and concentrated on where the money went when you placed an order. The spammer had two phony "billing companies", with phony addresses. Accepting credit cards without providing a valid business name is illegal in many states, so, by sending appropriate letters to the ISPs that hosted his billing sites, I was able to turn off his income stream. The sites reappeared on other ISPs, but with some work, I was able to get his domain registrar to lock some of his domains.
This is an effective tactic. If you file an "incorrect whois data" complaint with the Internic, and the registrar can't contact the domain owner, the domain goes to "locked" state. Then, if you get the hosting company to dump them, they can't move the site. In this case, the spammer operated his own DNS servers (triply redundant, on different ISPs), so I had to get all of them kicked off various ISPs.
By now, I'd had this guy kicked off ISPs from Dallas to London to Sao Paulo. This was made easier by the fact that he was paying for much, if not all, of his hosting with stolen credit card numbers. Since his porno sites generated credit card numbers, he could keep signing up for new hosting accounts with his customer's credit cards. That doesn't work once the ISP knows who to look for.
Finally, the guy retreated to his home ISP in St. Petersburg, Russia, where he apparently felt safe. That took a while to crack. I found out that the upstream provider used by the small St. Petersburg ISP was a larger telecom company in Moscow. That company was in the process of doing an initial public offering on NASDAQ. I talked to their investment people in New York, and eventually received a call from the Russian telecom's CEO. It turned out that we had some friends in common, and that he knew about the small St. Petersburg ISP as a known problem.
With that connection, I had some discussions with the St. Petersburg ISP, which kicked off the spammer. He came back with new accounts the next day. I got those accounts closed. This went on for several weeks. Finally, after some additional prodding, the St. Petersburg ISP shut the guy down and kept him shut down.
It's been months now, and the spammer's content is nowhere that Google can find it, so he seems to be out of business.
The key to dealing with spammers is to follow the money. While dealing with this problem, I talked to bankers, the people who developed his billing system, and a company to which he'd outsourced web design. Eventually, a picture of the spammer emerged. This was basically a one or two person operation devoted to stealing credit card numbers. Once I knew that, getting cooperation in shutting the guy down was reasonably easy.
Trademarking your web site name gives you some additional legal options, and is definitely worth the $450 or so it costs. When you raise a trademark issue, the problem escalates to the ISP's legal department, and you're no longer dealing with the customer service people.
Once you get to the legal people, and fraud is involved, you can point out that the ISP, once informed of the problem, is knowingly aiding and abetting a fraud scheme. This usually results in quick action.
It's always useful to check business license and corporate filing data. If you find a Whois entry for Phonycorp, Inc. at a Mail Boxes Etc. address, find out whether the company has a business license (where required) and is registered as a corporation in the state. If they don't, they're doing business illegally. So report them to the IRS, the state tax authorities, and the local authorities. ("Hello, City Assessor's Office? I'm trying to locate the offices
Re:Been there, done that. (Score:2)
In my case after working for a while in St. Pete, I found that a spammer based in Russia was spoofing using my EMail address (easily obtainable from my business cards). It didn't seem to be coming from my systems and when I could get headers from annoyed
Re:Been there, done that. (Score:3, Interesting)
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SPF, Sender Permitted From (Score:2, Interesting)
It's a sistem whereby you, the domain-owner, via DNS records, explains what SMTP-servers (their IP adresses) are allowed to send email with your domain in the From: header.
To me it really does look like a way to kill spam, if it were adopted.
Verio Are *STILL* hosting spammers (Score:2, Interesting)
One spam arrived as I was reading this! And they are still abusing whois/dns. Nice, but this guy has managed to do sweet FA
Relevant supporting evidence attached (my account is hosed, anyway..)
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Re:Vicodin, Viagra, LOW COST CLICK HERE (Score:3, Informative)
I think he was having email spoofed to look as though it were coming FROM him, so that people were bitching about him sending it, when he wasn't. I believe this is referred to as a Joe Job [everything2.com].
Re:Vicodin, Viagra, LOW COST CLICK HERE (Score:2)
I think he was having email spoofed to look as though it were coming FROM him
Microsoft viruses do the same thing. ISP's can stop spoofs from coming out of their networks though...
Re:Vicodin, Viagra, LOW COST CLICK HERE (Score:3, Informative)
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Re:Vicodin, Viagra, LOW COST CLICK HERE (Score:2)
Re:Vicodin, Viagra, LOW COST CLICK HERE (Score:2)
My ISP has most mail routed through a third-party filter service [postini.com] before it is delivered to mailboxes. Users can review/retrieve blocked mail and adjust the aggressiveness of the filter, black- or white-list addresses or domains, or turn it off. On my account with default settings, it stops about 200 spam/day plus another 50-100 worms, while letting 5 or 6
Re:Vicodin, Viagra, LOW COST CLICK HERE (Score:3, Insightful)
Horseshit. Go and read your AUP regarding guarantees of service. What you meant to say was, 'If we get caught running false positives it would be embarrassing'.
"He should have installed filters."
Of course he should. That would have stopped the joe-job happening.
What I don't get is why ISPs don't have some method of, say, 'assuming' that someone receiving several hundred bouncebacks is either the victim of a joe-jo
Re:Vicodin, Viagra, LOW COST CLICK HERE (Score:3, Funny)
They say that sarcasm is the lowest form of humour, but I like to start low and work my way up to satire, metaphor and allusion when I know my audience is breathing from the nose.
So to make it really obvious, filters wouldn't have helped and the original poster tried to pin the blame on the user for a joe-job.
Thanks for your input.
Re:solution to spam (Score:2)
Re:solution to spam (Score:2)
How about make it possible to send more, but you have to demonstrate a need and ask for the privelege, thereby making your identity much easier to establish should you suddenly start abusing the system a la herbal-viagra-toner-university-diplomas? In any case, there would be, in 99.999% of cases, an upper-limit on the number of emails anyone could ever reasonably need to send in one day, and I'm guessing it would be under 1e6 in almost every case. If you have 10k employees, I don't think any
Re:solution to spam (Score:2)
Re:solution to spam (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:solution to spam (Score:2)
Re:solution to spam (Score:2)
However, most spammers seem to rely on open relays to send spam through. So unless the ISPs monitor all port 25 traffic, and parse it to determine the number of emails, there's no way they could block it. Not to mention I'd leave any ISP that did this as soon as I'd stopped swearing at them. And of course, encrypting the traffic between the spammer and the rel
Re:solution to spam (Score:2)
Um no, it wouldn't. Just build a mailserver and put it on your home account.
Better: require crypto authentication of all email (Score:2)
This would cause too many problems for legitimate people.
My solution would be mandatory authentication. Require all mail relays & servers to create and use a cryptographic key and register it on a P2P authentication network. Plenty of signature algorithms are available for such purposes, read Applied Cryptography to learn more. That key is used to sign all emails coming from or being relayed through that system. All emails must be signed by the originating system, and any other systems it passes t
Re:solution to spam (Score:2)
Re:solution to spam (Score:3, Interesting)
Offer a reward of, say, $50,000 for every bona-fide spammer brought in alive, and double that if he has already assumed room temperature. The beauty of my scheme is that it, like the Internet itself, knows no borders. If someone successfully manages to capture or whack outright a spammer in, say, Nigeria
Re:solution to spam (Score:2)
Re:solution to spam (Score:2)
Re:Trimmin' the spam (Score:2)
Re:Obligitory Comment (Score:4, Funny)
Only a slashdot poster such as yourself can pound a joke so hard and for so long that even a great Simpsons' line makes me queasy when I read it. But I have to hand it to you -- you, my friend, are clearly the master of pounding it long and hard. But please don't feel obliged in any way.
You can take a rest any time and no one will miss it. Except for possibly your local Kleenex(TM) and/or hand lotion distributors.
Re:Lynch mobs (Score:2)