EFF Releases "The Tinseltown Club" 175
Seth Schoen writes: "Sing along, kids! EFF is debuting the
EFF Action Center
with a song produced by EFF and friends -- the
Tinsel Town
Club Song (a parody of the
"Mickey Mouse Club Song").
"Tinseltown Club" makes fun of Disney for its support of legislation
which takes away your rights. There's also
an MP3 version (with better sound quality) for those
who can't see the Flash animation, and we expect to make several
other formats available soon. To help save bandwidth, we are
encouraging listeners to share the song on peer-to-peer networks." Update: Seth has written in with some mirrors you can try, I've posted his note in the story..
Seth says:"Please try P2P networks first, before going to an HTTP site! The song and animation are definitely out there on the P2P networks by now.
For those who have BitTorrent, use http://bittorrent.theory.org:8080/20020528_eff_tinseltown_club.mp3
For those who use http, get The MP3 from here.
Please go easy on action.eff.org (where the Flash animation is posted) and please do set up and publicize your own mirrors.
- Seth"
hard to grab flash (Score:3, Interesting)
Is there a URL where we can grab it so we can spread the word?
Re:hard to grab flash (Score:3, Informative)
Re:hard to grab flash (Score:4, Insightful)
~Will
at least a download (Score:1)
they thought about the sound aspect but dammnit people want to see the video also.For someone that was concerned about using up to much bandwidth they could have made a format for download so that we could see it offline. I guess that would have taken planning and forsight. Sigh... guess I will sit here and see if it ever loads. 3 minutes to slashdot effect and counting...
Hey here is a thought, I got ten bucks that says we never see this on total request live...
Re:at least a download (Score:2, Interesting)
Of course, if you can't get a connection (as I can't as of this writing), you're out of luck - but that's just how the Internet is structured.. it doesn't matter that this is Flash - if it were any other format, you'd still have to download it initially.
Unfortunately, Flash isn't Free Software (free as in speech and as in GNU). So, I can view Flash animations on this computer (x86, running GNU/Linux), but not on my Powerbook, which also runs GNU/Linux.. Macromedia only releases Flash for *Nix clones as an x86 binary, which cuts out all non-x86 hardware users running an alternate Operating System (or those who don't wish to run non-Free Software).
Hope you enjoyed my mini-rant right there.
-Phlog
sigh (Score:2, Flamebait)
This is Hilarious! (Score:2, Insightful)
Yup (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Yup (Score:1)
EFF songs - Free software song (Score:2, Interesting)
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
Re:EFF songs - Free software song (Score:1)
Re:EFF songs - Free software song (Score:2)
Re:EFF songs - Free software song (Score:2)
http://www.gnuart.net/data/musique/Tompox/AmoureT
It's a remix using the original sound file.
Free software song (Score:1)
I got the original version to play now (with cat >
It rocks pretty hard!!!
A good example of a legitimate use of Peer-to-Peer (Score:4, Insightful)
1. Parodies are be protected speech, and the same content that is legal in "traditional" media should be legal on the internet.
2. Disney really sucks
3. Peer-to-Peer file-sharing software is not merely for eypatch wearing, parrot on their shoulder types. People actually use it legitimately.
Why not make another statement? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Why not make another statement? (Score:2)
Re:Why not make another statement? (Score:5, Informative)
EFF-Tinseltown_Club.ogg [umt.edu]
Why do I think that I'm going to regret doing this.
:S
-The JungleBoy
Re:Why not make another statement? (Score:3, Informative)
You can all grab it at:
http://www.realfx.com/EFF-Tinseltown_Club.ogg [realfx.com]
It is 1 meg in size; I have enough bandwidth for the
Seriously, I am really impressed by this effort, plus the quality of the song is just excellent. Go EFF! Also, if you haven't already, Join or Donate to the EFF! [eff.org]
Re:Why not make another statement? (Score:2)
Here's to the first real test of my site!
-Jason
Already in mp3 format, huh? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Already in mp3 format, huh? (Score:2)
Why not? After all, everyone knows that MP3's are illegal. And [1] this song is copyrighted, so you would be "guilty of distributing copyrighted material" [2]. So maybe we shouldn't be surprised if the RIAA did want to get involved... [3]
[1] Every creative work has an automatic copyright, and I presume that EFF has not made a point of abandoning their copyright to the public domain. AFAIK, all GNU software is copyrighted, for instance.
[2] Forget that the copyright holder may authorize anyone and everyone to distribute their work... The point is that "people are distributing copyrighted material"! Oh, the humanity! (No, make that stupidity.)
[3] Sometimes I wonder if it will someday be a crime for me to distribute my OWN copyrighted material...
And The Purpose Is What? (Score:1)
Seems like the time and effort behind this would be better spent mailing/e-mailing/snail-mailing/phoning legislators to voice your opposition.
Well, um . . . Re:And The Purpose Is What? (Score:4, Insightful)
The cartoon is motivating people to act.
The purpose is probably awareness and support. (Score:1)
Don't belittle them with sarcastic strawman arguments. It's reasonable to expect they wanted to publish something that would stand a chance of grabbing the average person's attention thus increasing awareness of our loss of freedom to corporate masters.
There is no need to sequence the events so we do this first, then that. We can do all that and more in any order we wish and benefit from having people do all these things simultaneously.
Re:And The Purpose Is What? (Score:1)
I thought EFF were against MP3s? (Score:2)
Very interesting (Score:2, Insightful)
(someone shoot the lameness filter please. Cheers. *fears for all those CPU cycles burned doing gzip compression*)
Re:Very interesting (Score:1)
And ASP too... (Score:2)
saving bandwidth? (Score:1, Flamebait)
Huh? There is no bandwidth saved. What they mean is, we want to shift the cost of distributing this thing to other people.
Re:saving bandwidth? (Score:2)
It's saving bandwidth the limited bandwidth that their site has. The cost isn't shifted, it's dispersed. It doesn't cost me anything to constantly upload a song on that plan that I'm on.
Re:saving bandwidth? (Score:1)
Sadly, RIAA's muscle may force Audiogalaxy's amazing technology (made possible by it's 430 central servers) into oblivion.
Hypocrisy Alert! (Score:1, Flamebait)
The toon simply proves the point that the SWF format is the best way to do such cartoons and interactivity on the web. Why won't the open source community embrace it and make a good GUI editor for it? While cool and all, I'm simply not able to make such a cartoon with free software. Unless the EFF is hiding some cool new tool from us they are using some non-free proprietary software to make that SWF, period.
Re:Hypocrisy Alert! (Score:4, Interesting)
[S]o Flash is a bad evil tool of the devil (as spouted here at Slashdot) but when the EFF uses it, no problem?
Flash is a bad evil tool of the devil when used in place of HTML or used in place of other, more accessible, standards. In this case, Flash is being used to make what is in essence a movie. When knowingly browsing to a movie, I am willing to accept that the movie might require a plugin in order to be successfully viewed.
What I hate and find annoying is when Flash is used in place of HTML or other more accessible means. If Slashdot's front page were a large Flash animation, then it would be an annoying tool of the devil. If Flash were used for the topic icons, it would be another misuse. But if Flash were used for a cute little animation that is the basis for a text story, that's an appopriate use of Flash.
Also, don't forget that there is no entity known as Slashdot. Some people like Flash, others do not.
I personally hate Flash when used where simple html and images would have done since Flash sometimes causes my browser to crash and generally slows down the rendering of the browser page. But when it is used to create an animation with sound, I don't mind it - as long as I am aware of that fact before loading the page.
This is just another right-tool-for-the-job issue, and in this case, the EFF is using the right tool for the job they wish to do.
Re:Hypocrisy Alert! (Score:2)
It's not as sensational *cough*karmawhore*cough* as you're making it sound. The FS/OSS community tends not to like Flash not because it's "a bad evil tool" but because it's TERRIBLY OVERUSED. 90% of Flash stuff SHOULD NOT be in Flash. The last 10% is what it should be used for: animation! The EFF are in this 10% with this cartoon, and thus it is not hypocritical.
Re:Hypocrisy Alert! (Score:1)
This sounds about right to NOT blame Flash for the misuse. I believe your typical Fortune file says as much...
"90% of anything is crap"
Re:Hypocrisy Alert! (Score:1)
Problem is these days just trying to come up with somthing get you hamered with 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 halt or sue letters.
The best so far I have seen of Flash were the Elmo Ardvark series, Thugs on Film and the Looney Toon's Esp the Porkey Pig Tech support and "Bug the Duck" ones.
Re:Hypocrisy Alert! (Score:1)
link to it! (Score:4, Informative)
(i humbly admit that i [pbump.net] made it. i am biased.)
Mirror of the MP3 (Score:4, Informative)
Download here: http://shakti.tky.hut.fi/slashdot/effmp3 [tky.hut.fi]
Re:Mirror of the MP3 (Score:1)
Direct your anger to TIME WARNER! (Score:1)
People who are "served" by Warner digital cable are paying more $$$ than ever before for poorer service. (And each TV now needs its own Set Top Box.)
AOL TIME Warner owns the magazines you read, the movie studios, movie theatres, 50% of internet users and nearly half of the cable TV customers.
It seems like AOL Time Warner has the EFF in their pocket, too! They convinced the EFF to attack poor Disney, which is struggling to compete in the shadow of the massivce AOL Time Warner monopoly.
Re:Direct your anger to TIME WARNER! (Score:1)
If you want to receive a digital signal, you need a box for each TV set.
Re:Direct your anger to TIME WARNER! (Score:1)
A standard television is analog. The digital signal must be processed back into analog.
Thus, you must have the box for each TV set receiving a digital signal because your TV can't translate it itself.
Digital cable is actually poorer quality than normal cable, there is a loss (mostly in audio, ever notice how high your volume has to be with a digital convertor compared to analog?). Because of the poorer quality, and the fact its basically just a movie stream, it has to be decoded to be displayed.
AOL Time Warner is not charging me too much for service, anyway. I'm quite happy with their service in the specific market of Cable Television. I'm not so happy that they sell complete crap as Movies, Music, and Dialup internet access, but hey.. What else do I do, switch from one monopoly (cable television) to another (direct tv)? Have you ever used the program guide on DTV? Jesus, at that point you tossing more cash out the window for TV guide in addition to the service.
Re:Direct your anger to TIME WARNER! (Score:1)
No shit, called your TV not being able to proccess MPEG2 signals, it needs to be decoded somehow. Yeesh. It is called Digital Cable for a reason (and not just because the video quality stinks. . .
Irony (Score:2)
I mean, they don't have to be Free Software fanatics or anything, but I do expect the EFF to at least make a token effort at not squandering money, and keeping true to their beliefs. Surely the $1000 licensing fee for Macromedia Flash plus time spend developing the animation could have been better employed to defend peoples' rights in the real world, rather than promoting a proprietary plugin that I can't even see. I mean, the total amount I have donated to the EFF in the past is probably less than $1000, and I'd consider myself one of their more pecunative sponsorors.
Self-declared "pragmatists" may claim that Flash is the most widespread, or that it is the 'best', but he is a fool who denies that freedom from vendor lock-in and the goals of the EFF do not go hand in hand. I'll be contacting them directly over the next few days; the only right thing for them to do is to remove the proprietary Flash animation from their site.
Re:Irony (Score:1)
And please tell us, what format would you have done this animation in? SVG has no audio support and isn't supported by any major browser (no, the rare svg-enabled Mozilla build does not count as a major browser). Java is bloated, slow, difficult to do animations with, and also somewhat proprietary. AVI and MPEG aren't at all suited for animation, and would result in huge file sizes and lower quality. There are no suitable open source formats available, so sometimes one must use a proprietary program.
Re:Irony (Score:2)
Please point me to the place on the W3C site where it talks about an open standard for what flash does. Are you going to try to refer me to SVG [w3.org]? I don't think that will fit the bill. Don't see anything about sound or interactivity.
Perhaps you could stop your whining and generate your Flash from PHP [php.net], or you could head over here [openswf.org] and read the spec for Flash, published by Macromedia in 1998.
Oh, that's mature... (Score:2)
Yeah, for earning the respect of the general public for an august organization like the EFF, there's nothing quite like making up a song that mocks those who disagree.
If that doesn't work, maybe we can shoot Disney execs with spitwads or give them atomic wedgies.
Re:Oh, that's mature... (Score:1)
Everyone likes to have fun now and then. Even lawyers.
Lyrics (Score:2, Interesting)
Ooh, sing along kids!
Tinsel town glow[?]
Tinsel town glow
Tinsel town glow
Tinsel town glow
Who believes the average chains a criminal on the ???
Disney and his show biz friends
Who have a lot at stake
Who with their laws turn back the clocks
The rights we have today
The entertainment moguls and CBDTPA
And they stell us stuff (it's overpriced!)
They lock it up (and that's not nice!)
So they can keep their profits in the sky (sky high!)
So join the fight, defend your rights
Before they're whisked away
Speak up fast! Don't let them pass CBDTPA
Numbers count (they make Congress pay attention!)
Tell all your friends about that old CBDTPA
Re:Lyrics (Score:1)
"The rights we have today" to "on rights we have today"
:-)
Re:Lyrics (Score:1)
I *think* I heard "locks", but I'm not sure.
Confirm/deny, anyone?
Re:Lyrics (Score:1)
Re:Lyrics (Score:1)
Re:Lyrics (Score:1)
I think chains is really "Janes", as in average jane/joe.
The last word in that line is "run", "Web", or is it "move".
Re:Lyrics (Score:1)
Re:Lyrics (Score:1)
Re:Lyrics (Score:1, Informative)
Ooh, sing along kids!
Tinsel town club
Tinsel town club
Tinsel town club
Tinsel town club
Who believes the average ?janes? a criminal on the make
Disney and his show biz friends
Who have a lot at stake
Who with their locks turn back the clocks
The rights we have today
The entertainment moguls and CBDTPA
And they sell us stuff (it's overpriced!)
They lock it up (and that's not nice!)
So they can keep their profits in the sky (high! high! high!)
So join the fight, defend your rights
Before they're whisked away
Speak up fast! Don't let them pass CBDTPA
Numbers count (they make Congress pay attention!)
Tell all your friends about that old CBDTPA
Re:Lyrics (Score:1)
average Jane's a criminal on the make
On rights we have today
I'm guessing about the "on the make," but it makes sense and rhymes with stake. The others I'm pretty sure of.
No 'Mickey Mouse' computers (Score:2)
Re:No 'Mickey Mouse' computers (Score:1)
link for file on edonkey p2p network (Score:1, Informative)
ed2k://|file|20020528_eff_tinseltown_club.mp3|1
BTW, you really DO need to get it from a P2P network. Their connection is crawling right now...and even if it isn't, each download costs 'em money.
***Attention Baseball Fans*** (Score:1, Offtopic)
Vote Expos-Twins for All-Star Game... [0catch.com]
I like this (Score:1)
Transcription! (Score:1)
Here's a transcription, as best I can figure it out.
Ohh! Sing along kids.
Tinsel Town Club x3
Who believes the average [inaudible] a criminal [inaudiable]
Disney and ??? showbiz friends, hugalguglalguglsg
Who blah blah blah and blah blah the rights we have today
huguaglguglugualg
We're all gay at the EFF
We love to hug our macintoshes and program in Java
DMCA!
DCMA!
See ya real soon
Another mirror of the MP3 (Score:2)
http://cubicmetercrystal.com/eff_tinseltown_club.
The EFF is getting
Re:Another mirror of the MP3 (Score:2)
http://cubicmetercrystal.com/eff_tinsel.swf [cubicmetercrystal.com]
Mirror for the flash? (Score:2)
mirror on giFT (Score:2)
Lyrics (Score:1)
Listening to the lyrics, there's a few lines that are a little difficult to understand. If anyone can understand them better than I, please let us know. In the mean time, here's a mirror of the song, in text format:
Nice, but wrong strategy. (Score:4, Insightful)
The whole issue isn't about profits in the first place. It's about control. THEY want to control the things YOU buy AFTER you buy them. And they're using all their corporate powers -- money, lobbying, technology -- to stop you from owning things at all. In their world, you don't own CDs, just licenses to listen to them.
I think we'd all be doing better if we lampooned these corporations as communist dictators instead of capitalists. The analogy fits better, and it's funnier, too.
Re:Nice, but wrong strategy. (Score:2)
Not when they are deliberately and consciously subverting the constitution and working to neuter or outright ban the most democratic technology (the internet) to come along in two centuries to do so.
And not when they are trying to ban the technologies that make it possible for hobbiests to create content equal to or better than what they produce, in order to protect their cartel at the expense of the wider society and culture.
No one in power is going to spank them for doing that.
Well, that is indicative of another problem
Re:Nice, but wrong strategy. (Score:1)
I can't figure out if they are evil or stupid. It's hard to be manipulative & devious if you were shortchanged at the neuron dispenser. I'm drifting towards the opinion that it's all an act to ingratiate know-nothings [infoplease.com] who are suspicious of technology.
direct link to BitTorrent installer (Score:1)
And of course, the RIAA song: (Score:2)
An Association Named Sue [rootrecords.org]. Now available in ogg!
[ original post [slashdot.org] ]
I have to comment... (Score:2)
Bork!
giFT (Score:2)
It's a nice song and all, but...I can't make out the lyrics. Are they posted anywhere?
Is this really the right approach? (Score:1)
The problem is that our rights as consumers of media are being taken away from us. That by crippling the content we buy, and making it illegal for us to work around that crippling, or to even create something that could be used to get around that crippling, the entertainment industry is hamstringing the public's rights.
The way this cartoon portrays it though, this may as well be a WTO protest. The clip seems to be one that has a strong anti-capitalist tone, the "big bad corporations want to make money" kind of thing. But this will not only NOT get the true severity of the problem across to John Q Public, it will align the EFF with the left wing anti-globalization/anti-capitalist protesters, who are far from acceptance in the mainstream. I live in Berkeley, and it reminds me a lot of the "hey, let's go protest something - it doesn't really matter what" mentality I hear all the time here. This means that they aren't just not quite getting their message across effectively, they're actually detracting from their position.
I know plenty of people familiar with the situation find the clip funny, but the few people I sent it to who are not already involved all thought it was just being critical of Disney for being a big American company. Until I explained it to them, they weren't sure whether to dismiss it as radical propaganda or not.
I fully support the EFF's cause, and I wish they had done something a little less propagandistic, and a little more explanatory.
I think the song may have done more good... (Score:1)
So... is the MP3 released as Open Audio? (Score:2)
And, of course, once released as Open Audio it would then be appropriate for listing in the Open Music Registry. :-)
Lyrics anywhere? (Score:1)
I couldn't find the lyrics for this EFF-Disney extragavanza anywhere but with the EFF being involved I must be missing something. Could some kind soul either point me to the right direction or alternatively post the lyrics e.g. here on Slashdot (potential karma goldmine awaits...)?
Yet another mirror (Score:2, Informative)
...with the Flash movie and the music (in Ogg and MP3) has been set up here:
http://marcus.pixelmagic.nu/tinseltown_club/ [pixelmagic.nu]
Wierd (Score:1)
jason
That was stupid. (Score:1)
Re:I hope (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I hope (Score:2)
for now.
Re:An mp3 version (Score:1)
Hmm... let's see here... converting a lossy format to another lossy format... can anyone say, "Massive Quality Loss"?
Re:An mp3 version (Score:2)
Re:Why do you hate the children? (Score:1)
Thank goodness dizzy can only ad english and some music and no edititing to Hayao Miyazaki films or I would be ticked!
Lord F*ckwad (Score:1)
It's the greed, desire to control beyond appropriate boundries, and self-agrandisment that makes me sick of Eisner and his boot-lickers.
Anybody seen Shrek? Apparently, the "Lord Farquaad" character (pronounced "lord fuckwad") is supposed to represent Ei$ner [google.com].
Re:What's brown sugar made out of? (Score:1)
It's propaganda (Score:4, Insightful)
I sent this link to my sisters, who have taken no interest in this issue at all. I am know that the stupid cartoon and song will make them laugh, but the confrontational lyrics should make them think. (I'm just glad I sent it to them yesterday.)
Satire is a protected form of speech (Score:2)
Re:Satire is a protected form of speech (Score:1)
The EFF's Cory Doctorow discusses fair use and parody in more detail here [boingboing.net].
BT Link Here! (Score:2)
http://bittorrent.theory.org:8080/20020528_eff_tin seltown_club.mp3 [theory.org]
burris
Re:Huh? (Score:2)
Alternatively, you can also grab a copy that I mirrored here:
http://www.realfx.com/EFF-Tinseltown_Club.ogg [realfx.com]
Be sure to spread this around on P2P networks!
Re:Fighting theft == taking away freedoms? (Score:1)
Would you like to create a mix of your favorite selections from several different music CDs you've purchased, for playing on your iPod? With the newer copy protected CDs, the media industry say's you can't, under penalty of the law they greased through Congress.
Would you like to cut and paste a couple of paragraphs from an eBook you've purchased and are referencing in your high school or college term paper? Sorry, the media industry says you can't, under penalty of the law they greased through Congress.