Decepticons Are NOT Attacking the .US Registry 39
An Anonymous Coward writes "According to this story in the Washington Post, NeuLevel, the operator of DotUS and DotBiz, has issued a clarification that the Decepticon transformers were *not* attacking their webservers, despite their previous claims to the contrary." It's good to know that .us is in such good hands.
Re:Hmm (Score:1)
Well, that's exactly what I got out of this. Judging by the number of posts in this submission, I'd say that most people don't care for this kind of news.
Not trying to rant, or complain. Please don't mod me down.
Re:Hmm (Score:1)
Too bad, it probably should have been filed under the humor category, or at least described better in the post. I think more people would have found it funny/interesting and probably would have a bunch of similar stories to share.
Re:Hmm (Score:1)
Transformers are unprofessional? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Transformers are unprofessional? (Score:4, Interesting)
How else can you entertain yourself while sitting in a 6x8 foot cubicle 8 hours a day.
All Decepticons come to the aid of the prowler!
Re:Transformers are unprofessional? (Score:2)
Actually, there was an Autobot named Prowl (A policecar), which is the Prowl that the message was talking about, I believe.
Sorry to nitpick, but the Transformers nut in me had to respond.
Re:Transformers are unprofessional? (Score:1)
Besides IT, funny error messages like this seem to be pretty popular with TV stations, and even some relatively large networks when they're having A/V problems (pictures of broken Televisions or someone asleep at the production booth, etc.). And those things are actually meant to be broadcast to the public.
I can understand the special concern regarding computer networks...but "unprofessional" - lighten up, buddy - even government and military systems often use a bit of humor with their systems.
Re:Transformers are unprofessional? (Score:1)
Domain servers in listed order: ITCHY.MINDSPRING.NET - 207.69.200.210
SCRATCHY.MINDSPRING.NET - 207.69.200.211
BURDELL.CC.GATECH.EDU - 130.207.3.207
Transformer video game?? (Score:4, Insightful)
Not trying to rant or troll or anything. It just makes me kind of laugh. That's all.
Re:Transformer video game?? (Score:1)
Re:Transformer video game?? (Score:1)
I usually don't laugh much when I read stuff on the Internet, but this is amazing. I was kind of apprehensive about reading your response, wondering if this was a troll, or something.
Fortunately, it turned out to be a good laugh.
I've been there. (Score:3, Interesting)
Well, Last week some meat-headed security camera techs managed to unplug my database THREE times (twice by network, once by power) while installing some equipment. All the visitors saw the message and thought we had been haxx0red. I had to go visit a bunch of car boards and explain that we hadn't been breeched.
If it wasn't the Decepticons... (Score:2)
Even Prowl can be wrong, sometimes.
Wow. (Score:2)
it must've been that wench Circuit Breaker.
Congrats, you get the "obscure pop-culture reference of the day" award. :-)
Re:Wow. (Score:1)
Circuit Breaker never did feature as much as I'd have liked though. She just disappeared for a while, not bethering anyone.
Re:If it wasn't the Decepticons... (Score:1)
although i do get a little stressed from time to time.
Uh (Score:1, Flamebait)
Just to put things into perspective, the editors here can't work out correct spelling and grammar, got their production site hacked [slashdot.org] by (gasp!) by making a test server accessible to the general 'net public. And that's not even dipping into the other problems here, such as (meta-)moderation abuse, bitchslaps, editor moderations, etc. Michael, you have absolutely no right to say what you said.
And what an ironic twist that this article was posted "from the competence-not-required dept." Thanks for making that clear.
Yeah, go ahead and mod me down now.
What's wrong with a sense of humor? (Score:3, Interesting)
Why can't businesses retain a sense of humor and have a little harmless fun? Especially in this economy, when everyone deserves a break?
Re:What's wrong with a sense of humor? (Score:2)
It's amazingly professional to follow up a remark about being unprofessional by describing it as "lame".
Pot. Kettle. Black.
Optimus to the rescue...
Decepticons Are NOT Attacking the .US Registry (Score:5, Funny)
They're too busy moderating on Slashdot.
Then fire their lazy asses!
But they ARE attacking a pizza in the server room.
Insert your line here:
Re:Decepticons Are NOT Attacking the .US Registry (Score:1)
But we've put the Autobots on alert, just in case.
Too bad, it'd be funny seeing Ashcorft announce the FBI's new 10 most wanted: "Megatron, Galvatron, Shockwave ... These giant robot electronic terroists may be in disguise."
They're 'busy' looking at car magazine porn.
Actually it was the Gundams - it's hard keeping those giant Japanese robot series straight...
In fact, since the cancellation of their show, the Decepticons have straightened out their erronous ways and found gainful employment at MicroSoft Public Relations.
isn't .us grand? (Score:3, Interesting)
Some NeuLevel customers who viewed the notice concluded that the company's sites had been vandalized by attackers.
But as it turns out it was just a publicity stunt to try to get people to care about the .us registry. "Hey, we got on slashdot, that's an accomplishment" beamed a reputable NeuLevel employee who wished to remain anonymous.
Or the alternative story? (Score:1)
Afterall, what are the chances of a production webserver for multiple domains being replaced by accident? swapping the servers over would take a certain amount of work, with the particular goal in mind...
And if the swapping over was truly a quick accident, then surely it would have been swapped back very quickly too, instead of the several hours of downtime they seem to have experienced after the event, this seems like time spent cleaning up cracking-related mess.
Attack succedes! Decepticons conquer .US! (Score:2)
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Obligatory Simpsons Reference. (Score:2)
That's really just a 'sound bite', the original quote was (in the voice of Comic Book Guy):
"Even if this was just an in-house configuration error, that's still very unprofessional. It's just pretty lame. I mean, anybody who's anybody would use 'Hulk' for their main server and 'The_Flash' for their web server, denoting both power, and unrivaled quickness."
Re:Obligatory Simpsons Reference. (Score:1)