LSU Law School Sues Student Over Website 203
hij writes: "The NY Times has an article that gives details about how the LSU Law School is suing one of its own students for a web site he maintains. The web site contains information about the Law School and also includes articles that are critical of the Law School."
Student sueing his own student? (Score:1, Offtopic)
Re:Student sueing his own student? (Score:2)
Link (Score:4, Funny)
Now maybe we can do what the school wants to do and take down the site with a good slashdotting.
Re:Link (Score:1)
Re:Link (Not-quite-working Random Login Generator) (Score:2)
They should be paying him, not suing him (Score:5, Insightful)
OK, let's do a quick comparison.
lsulaw.com [lsulaw.com]In other words, his is a reasonably competent, reasonably professional Web site, accurately describing the school, and theirs is an incompetent, unusable pile of dross.
I think that's what the quarrel is about, actually.
It's worth pointing out that because of the poor provision for disabled access, http://www.law.lsu.edu/ [lsu.edu] would be illegal in most of Europe.
Re:They should be paying him, not suing him (Score:3, Funny)
I shall now go and stand in a corner wearing a dunces cap for half an hour
Re:They should be paying him, not suing him (Score:2)
Arghh... remember to preview, remember to proofread my comments... ;-)
Re:They should be paying him, not suing him (Score:2)
Anybody have more information regarding this federal regulation?
I don't know (Score:2)
The offical LSU page dosn't have that problem, and looks and works fine for me.
Soon.... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Soon.... (Score:2)
"When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for the safety catch on my pistol"
graspee
Re:Soon.... (Score:2, Interesting)
I think there's some Shakespeare about this situation, but as I can't stand Shakespeare, I don't remember it.
Re: (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Soon.... (Score:2)
Re:Soon.... (Score:2)
" the DMCA sucks the DMCA sucks the DMCA sucks"
over and over and over
Looks like the student is gonna make a good lawyer (Score:5, Informative)
From the article
The site's home page bears a disclaimer saying it is not affiliated with the law school.
Mr. Dorhauer has studied the law of domain names and said he was confident he would prevail. Legal experts who have inspected his Web site said he had a good case.
Ms. Esman said the school had made a mistake in asserting that Mr. Dorhauer aims to make money from the site. "They do seem to be focusing their complaint incorrectly on commercial uses," she said. "He's not offering any services whatsoever
Well it looks like the school should have talked more to the young man before suing him outright - after all he wasn't making pennies and he did have a disclaimer that his site has nothing to do with the law school
Re:Looks like the student is gonna make a good law (Score:3, Insightful)
Had they talked to him before filing suit, they wouldn't have been setting an appropriate example for all of their students. Sue first. Ask questions later.
Yes, I'm being facetious (mostly) but kneejerk internet domain lawsuits seem to be the rule, not the exception. Why talk about it when you can probably bully the domain owner into a settlement?
That seems to be the rule for most corporate lawsuits anyway.
They DID talk to him beforehand. (Score:3, Informative)
The new york times article indicates he recieved the cease and desist letter and the trademark infringement suit "last month, two days before his second-year final exams." Poppycock. He's had six months to work this out.
Re:They DID talk to him beforehand. (Score:2)
The lawsuit was filed two days before his final exams. The quote indicates that his website contains both the cease-and-desist letters he received earlier and the lawsuit that was filed two days before final exams. It does NOT say the he received the cease-and-desist letters two days before final exams.
His replies to this attempted legal exortion being perpetrated by LSU and its lawyers indicate that he has been trying to deal with this for the last six months, but the university's lawyers are not trying very hard to solve this without going to court.
In fact, the university's lawyers will probably make more money if this goes to trial, so it seems like they are not making a good faith effort to solve this without going to court...
Re:They DID talk to him beforehand. (Score:2)
The general notion here is that LSU all of a sudden dropped this lawsuit on Mr. Dorhauer all of a sudden, without warning, during his last week of finals. While I think the timing of that was bad, usually the court date won't be less than a few months from the filing date. Justice may not be blind anymore, but it's definetely very slow.
I'm not defending LSU here, they're convinced they're in the right, which if you look at the trademark law that Dorhauer quotes in his response , whereas their accusations are totally offbased. I do think, tho, that there request he makes a more prominent disclaimer is within reason, but Mr. Dorhauer seems a bit arrogant. According to the advocate article: "'I own the name,' Dorhauer said. 'I can say what I want there.'"
While I did say he's had six months to work this out, that doesn't mean I said he was going to succeed in arbitrating the situation and preventing the lawsuit. LSU needs to use their own law school if they think they're going to win.
--sean
Re:Looks like the student is gonna make a good law (Score:2)
Moreover, the CAD letter indicates he has recently identified his website as "the official site of LSULAW.com." An "official" designation of his site seems to further misrepresent his site.
Maybe if he changed his domain to lsulaw.org (which would still not satisfy LSU according to the CAD letter)
If you disagree, reply.
.org vs .com (Score:2)
Which brings up a point: He never states his intent. He says what he's doing with it now is non-commercial, but he certainly has the correct domain if lsulaw.com ever grew into something he feels he would want to make a profit off of. Just something to think about.
Look at it this way: If you saw just the domain lsulaw.com, what would you think the site was about? If you saw the domain lsulaw.org, would you think it was the same?
I'd think lsulaw.com was a site that had something to do with LSU's law school, which it is, and I'd presume it was ran by the school itself, not a student. I'd think lsulaw.org would be an organisation associated with, but not ran by LSU. Maybe an organisation of law students and alumni. I don't know. I can't be certain having seen the site.
LSU's asking him to surrender the domain name, as I understand it by reading request #1 of the cease and desist letter. I think they just want the domain for themselves.
If you disagree, reply.
Re:.org vs .com (Score:2)
Yes.
Then you are the one who doesn't understand here, not everyone else. Academic institutions in the US use .edu at the end of their domain names.
Re:.org vs .com (Score:2)
I can't think of any other examples off hand as I no longer work in academia, but the point is nothing prevents educational institutions from registering
The LSU School of Law might be just such an organisation. lsulaw.com is a domain some people might want on their business cards as opposed to law.lsu.edu.
Re:.org vs .com (Score:2)
Tough nookies. The idea that you somehow have a claim to every domain name in every TLD that's similiar to your organizations name and/or initials is an abomination and needs to be beaten out of peoples skulls. They're a .edu - not a .com, and not a .org. If they want a .com or .org address, they need to register those just like normal people, and if the ones they want are already taken, they have to settle for something else, just like normal people.
I think he should change his site. (Score:4, Insightful)
He should change his site to make it completely obvious that it's not an LSU site. If it's a criticism site, then he should drop the helpful links to various university departments.
Re:I think he should change his site. (Score:2)
I have no opinion on the legal issue, but from a curtesy point of view, I believe there should have been a large visible link to the official site near the top of the page. It really does look like an official site.
Re:I think he should change his site. (Score:1)
Re:I think he should change his site. (Score:3, Insightful)
I agree with you - though he does have this at the bottom of the front page: "Not affiliated with the Paul M. Hebert School of Law" I don't think that's enough.
The design of the site isn't amatuer at all (a hell of a lot better than some University sites I've seen) it doesn't have a tag line that would help a random reader understand at first glance. Something like, "An actual student's helpful guide to LSU Law" near the top or something like that would go a long way to avoiding confusion.
Whether it's illegal or not, I don't know, but it doesn't seem like a horrible claim to me.
-Russ
Re:I think he should change his site. (Score:4, Insightful)
So, by your standards, a person making a web site about his school or about any "official" organisation should make his website look crap for the viewers to easily make the difference?
And about the tag line, there's a line on the bottom of the site [lsulaw.com] stating "Not affiliated with the Paul M. Hebert School of Law" just like the one present on the official site [lsu.edu] that states (on the bottom too) "Official website of Louisiana State University Paul M. Hebert Law Center." I think that's enough to make a difference. Why would a "non official" website need to make its "not being official" clearer than the official one?
Why is there a need to say that you're not the official website anyway? Not to mislead people? AFAIK, that applies only if the website is (intentionaly?) misleading, which doesn't seem to be the case here...
Re:I think he should change his site. (Score:2)
Of course not... I'm saying that because his site is good looking, it doesn't give the reader immediate visual feedback that maybe this site isn't created by a professional organization like the school itself.
I disagree. I think the guy intentially places the disclaimer so small at the bottom of the page to encourage confusion.
-Russ
Re:I think he should change his site. (Score:2)
Professional looking website don't put disclaimers on top of their page in large fonts, they distract you from the real content...
Of course, there's the exception of extremely important disclaimers and even then, look at the page you're currently looking, right at the bottom, in small prints, there goes the disclaimer: " All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective owners. Comments are owned by the Poster. The Rest © 1997-2002 OSDN." and IMHO, that's a much more important one that stating whether you're an official website or not.
Re:I think he should change his site. (Score:2)
I disagree. I think the guy intentially places the disclaimer so small at the bottom of the page to encourage confusion
Oh just like the stuff on just about ANY contract drawn up by a lawyer. I don't have much sympathy about this aspect of the site for a bunch of lawyers who do this kind of stuff on a regular basis. Small print was something invented for lawyers so companies could legally disclaim or put clauses into a contract that would be less than appealing to the consumer with the hopes that they wouldn't read it. Case of their own medicine I'd say.
Re:I think he should change his site. (Score:2)
Re:I think he should change his site. (Score:2)
Official institutions put practically all of their disclaimers in small print at the bottom of the page. Why should private citizens be held to a higher standard?
Re:I think he should change his site. (Score:2)
That's because it's not a `criticism site.' It's just this student's personal website about various lsu law-school related stuff, which happened to contain some criticism (and presumably a bit more now that they're suing him!).
From the article, it sounds like he thought that the original `criticism' was not very major, and was surprised that they cared at all.
Re:I think he should change his site. (Score:2)
But, the front page of his site has all sorts of helpful links to admissions, grading scale conversions, etc. that one would EXPECT to find on an official university page.
God Forbid! Someone helping LSU students without permission of the school! We certainly can't have that!
Re:I think he should change his site. (Score:2)
You know as well as I that is not an issue. The issue is that the site looks very much like an official site, and the links add to that effect in the way they are used. So save your sarchasm.
Agree (Score:1)
Perhaps (Score:1)
School values First amendment - laughable??? (Score:4, Interesting)
They value the first amendment so long as what you say does not confuse anybody. Lawyers and lawyers to be are easily confused.
Re:School values First amendment - laughable??? (Score:1, Funny)
In law school it is 'sue your co-worker' and 'defend agains frivolous lawsuit'.
Make sense. The guy will have a top resume if he succeed.
Re:School values First amendment - laughable??? (Score:2)
First Amendment is non-issue. (Score:2)
Re:First Amendment is non-issue. (Score:2)
Thei domain is lsu.edu which makes perfect sense.
Re:First Amendment is non-issue. (Score:2)
NYT registration (Score:1, Informative)
NYT random login generator [majcher.com]
Re:NYT registration (Score:2)
Maybe it's because I'm using Netscape, but the NYT random login generator doesn't work for me. Takes me to a blank NYT registration page, with none of the fields filled in.
Or is it because I've disabled cookies?
this is what working in "acedemia"... (Score:4, Insightful)
The school does not have a case using copyright infringement for commercial gain. As someone who has studied copyright law and the internet, I can say that they have no case. They are trying to contend that his site was confusing partially b/c it used school colors...ridiculous. Most judges would throw this out.
The professors at the school are taking themselves and their "academic reputation" way to seriously. The only thing this lawsuit will do is get alot of good press for the student.
Anyone (myself included) who has been blackballed by faculty in a University setting knows that some professors really do buy into the "Ivory Tower" idea. It's sad but true.
[off topic...the nytimes article mentions a suit against pensacolachristianschool.com. You should check it out if you want to know more about schools suing regarding web content.]
Re:this is what working in "acedemia"... (Score:2, Interesting)
I'd bet that the professors probably do not care or are supportive in general. I suspect it is the administrative folks and the various deans who have the bug up their collective butt. The deans are almost always more sensitive to criticism of the school in general.
Guac-foo.
Re:this is what working in "acedemia"... (Score:2)
Then it's a good thing for them that they're not suing based on copyright infringement.
As someone who has studied copyright law and the internet
I find that very hard to believe. Any who has studied copyright law for more than half an hour should have picked up the difference between copyright and trademark, something you apparently have failed to understand.
Other students should sue..... The school! (Score:4, Interesting)
Claiming that they are not getting the same value for their tuition dollars.
This guy , due only to the fact that he has put up a website, is getting a free crash course in internet domain disputes and copywrite law. If the opinions in the article are correct, then he is also getting an easy one tossed across the plate so that he can win. The school is basically handing him free on hands training in how a real case works coupled with a high profile case he can win before he graduates. This means he is getting more value from his time at LSU. If I was a student at LSU I would be demanding that the school sue me also!
Re:Other students should sue..... The school! (Score:2)
If anything, he aught to use it as a thesis: "I've already beaten the school's best, doesn't that entitle me to something indicating a high level of success?"
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This is a good thing for him (Score:2)
Good for him... (Score:1)
Large institutions need someone to critize, cajoule and annoy them... here's hoping he wins...
If all you can see is a pretty picture painted by their public relations department... what does that tell you? Nothing... they should be thanking him!
Or maybe it's a cunning ploy on the school's part to generate publicity...
Saves me time and application fees (Score:3, Insightful)
I wish more institutes of higher learning would identify themselves as being on the "never go here under any circumstances ever" list by attacking their own students like this.
Lawyers are the biggest abusers... (Score:3, Insightful)
Lawyers are the biggest abusers of the law, I've noticed.
Re:Lawyers are the biggest abusers... (Score:3, Insightful)
No, it's not. You cannot truly abuse a system until you know it. Lawyers have years of classes, easy access during school years to Lexis-Nexus (free during law school, after that you pay) where they can look up law cases and precedent, and they generally command more respect in a court of law then someone without a law degree representing themself (pro se).
Just as someone who knows the code, line by line, for a program can perform manipulations of that program much easier then someone who has not studied it, lawyers can easily manipulate the law to their effect.
Kierthos
Re:Lawyers are the biggest abusers... (Score:2)
Who do you think represents "a court"? That's right, another lawyer. Saying lawyers benefit us is like saying a lamprey benefits a shark.
Re:"Larry Parker got me $2.1 million" (Score:2)
A primary example is evident on daytime television commercials where Dewey, Cheetham, & Howe, ambulance-chasers-at-law, tell how they can "Fight for Justice" by having people sue their insurance companies for larger claim settlements.
I think I would have looked for another example if I were you. Insurance companies are not known for their honesty and forthrightness with clients. If an insurance company can get away with paying you less, they will do so. Of course they can often get away with this because they employ lots of lawyers... hmm.. I'm seeing a pattern here...
And when he wins.... (Score:2, Insightful)
Non-commercial is a near-total defense (Score:5, Interesting)
The NYT article is in error, I believe, when it quotes a lawyer as saying the use of the school's colors is relevant to the outcome of this case. It is not. What is relevant is whether the use is commercial or non-commercial. The test for "commercial" is perhaps more hair-trigger than it ought to be: some cases have found asking for donations, selling a t-shirt, or running banner ads to be 'commercial' although it's unlikely we'd treat at least the donations as 'commercial' activity in any other context.
Re:Non-commercial is a near-total defense (Score:2)
You have it backward. Trademark infringement focuses on likelihood of confusion, and has nothing to do with whether or not the infringement is commercial. It does exempt certain non-commercial fair use situations, but that's merely a single factor.
Trademark dilution law on the other hand is much nastier, because it does not require likelihood of confusion, but it does specifically exempt fair use, noncommercial use, and all forms of news reporting and news commentary. Trademark dilution is the law which covers "blurring" and "tarnishment". It requires the mark to be "famous".
Good ol' Douglass is being sued for violating both.
Re:Non-commercial is a near-total defense (Score:3, Informative)
For extra credit, explain how Congress could have passed the rule you allege it passed without running into serious First Amendment problems (TM law, after all, comes from the Commerce Clause, and not from the Copyright clause).
Re:Non-commercial is a near-total defense (Score:2)
"Used in commerce" hardly means the same thing as "commercial".
For extra credit, explain why Californians can't have non-profit medical marijuana cooperatives.
Re:Non-commercial is a near-total defense (Score:2)
None of this has anything else to do with other statutes, or the relationship between federal and state drug laws ... or anything else you may be smoking, drinking, or ingesting while posting.
P.S. I teach this stuff. But you can have the last word - I'm done with this thread.
--Michael Froomkin
Professor of Law
University of Miami School of Law
Re:Non-commercial is a near-total defense (Score:2)
Hmmm (Score:5, Funny)
No, wait. That makes them too busy to sue any of us. So I guess all of us win!
hosted? (Score:2)
I mean we at RIT used to have ritsucks.com. RIT didn't try to sue the student running it, because he didn't host it on grace.rit.edu (digital unix cluster all students have access to and can host pages on). The only reason it's not there anymore is because he forgot to re-register the domain.
I generally tend to believe that if you attack your critics with lawsuits or threats of some sort then 1 of two things is most definitely true.
1) All the bad things the critics are saying are very true and you don't have confidence that your organization will continue to profit if people find out.
2) All the bad things th critics are saying are horrible horrible lies, but not beyond belief to the point of parody. And you think that people are going to believe them and ruin your organization.
Oh No! (Score:4, Insightful)
look at the bright side... (Score:2)
Did you look at the site? (Score:1)
Ugly colors, the pretty stand university links (what U doesn't use administration,admissions,academics, career, alumni or something close to it?). He even has a big link to their U's email system (PAWS). Yes, he has a disclaimer, but it's small, secondary, and it's conveniently just off the screen for those browsing at 1152x864 of less.
Quite honestly, a lot of people could be confused by, and I don't see why the student wants his site to be confusely similiar.
Dispute Resolution Provider? (Score:2, Insightful)
Anyway, I wish Mr. Dorhauer the best for his exam.
50/50 chance (Score:2, Insightful)
It isn't a commerical site, so he's probably safe from the claims depending on that, however if the school invokes the DMCA, then he's dead in the water I suppose?
Kill that stupid law!
Re:50/50 chance (Score:2)
Re:50/50 chance (Score:2)
But then, there's no trademark violations either so who's to know what they'll throw at him next. Facts and applicability have no bearing on this.
TWW
Huh? What more do you want? (Score:2)
I still have to wonder, however, about that one dumb girl who, according to the NYT article, thought it was a school site. She fancies herself a lawyer? Good God.
- A.P.
They're not bullies (Score:3, Funny)
Outrage! (Score:4, Funny)
You have posted a link to a NYT article without saying (free registration blah, blah, blah). This is near criminal negligence. How many will suffer this morning, hungering for their daily dose of corporate/institutional war on our rights, when they click on the link innocently, thinking they will soon be in righteous indignation heaven, only to be confronted by, by, by...... a LOGIN?
Oh the humanity! For shame.
Re:Outrage! (Score:2)
You have posted a link to a NYT article without saying (free registration blah, blah, blah).
Here [theadvocate.com] is the article on The Advocate, as posted by SlashdotSucks [slashdotsucks.com].
Before it gets slashdotted.. what it's about... (Score:5, Informative)
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They Did It.
The Law School filed its lawsuit against me, their student, conveniently making sure I received notice thereof less than 48 hours before exams started. I barely had time to scan in the lawsuit and post it, but I did, and you can find a link to it below.
Many thanks to my wife, Jennifer, for putting up with me. Also, thanks to all my friends and acquaintances at the Law Center who have offered their support to me in this battle. Thanks also to all hundreds of visitors to this site who have written me in the last few weeks. It's great to have so many people--including many former LSU Law School grads--offer their assistance to me in this battle.
Now it's official: Louisiana State University HAS sued me....
My name is Douglas Dorhauer, and I am a student at the LSU Law Center. This site is my personal creation, built by me for my own use. In the event you find its contents of use, then consider it my gift to you.
Because of the similarity between this site's name and that of a local law school (of which I am a student), this site has recently been under attack. Specifically, in a letter dated November 30, 2001, Marc S. Whitfield of Taylor, Porter, Brooks & Phillips, L.L.P., legal counsel to Louisiana State University asked me to give up the domain name "lsulaw.com."
After researching the points in Mr. Whitfield's letter, I responded with a point-by-point rebuttal of each issue he raised. That response went unacknowledged for nearly two months before I requested Mr. Whitfield update me on his client's position concerning this matter.
Immediately, Mr. Whitfield responded with a threat of a lawsuit. I replied with a request to attempt an amicable resolution.
Mr. Whitfield's response to my request to amicably resolve the matter came in the form of a lawsuit naming me as defendant. Currently, I have just finished final exams. After regaining consciousness early next week, I will respond to the lawsuit, file cross-claims, etc. As always, I will post all correspondence here.
The premise of my argument is simple: all the laws Mr. Whitfield cites in his initial letter require a showing of "commerciality." I earnestly contend that this site is emphatically noncommercial, and, therefore, not susceptible of the trademark violations alleged by Mr. Whitfield.
Re:Before it gets slashdotted.. what it's about... (Score:2)
Re:Before it gets slashdotted.. what it's about... (Score:2)
Would you wanna go to a Law School... (Score:2)
Re:Would you wanna go to a Law School... (Score:2)
If the school had any decent in house lawyers they probably would have tried to settle with the student quickly and quietly. It looks like they didn't even try and immediately went to outside counsel.
It is obvious that the student tried to reach a settlement with the school's outside lawyers, but they don't seem to want to play ball with the student. It seems like the school's outside lawyers want to go to trial, where they can really rack up the legal fees, leaving the taxpayers holding the bag...
Maybe they have his interests at heart? (Score:3, Funny)
Which is trademarked? (Score:2)
Emphatically noncommercial? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Emphatically noncommercial? (Score:2)
I think it resonates just fine considering that nobody can point out a single service or product offered for sale on his site.
Dilbert joke: (-1 Troll) (Score:3, Funny)
Dogbert: They don't drop to zero until they pass the bar.
Sorry, couldn't pass this one up.
What the BAR really means (Score:2)
http://www.theawaregroup.com/hidingbehindthebar.h
Quote from the LSU Law School's own site - funny! (Score:3, Funny)
"...a law school is not an island unto itself but the hub of a network of relationships with an array of audiences beyond its walls."
Just don't deep link deep link to their hub of a network.
It may be legal (Score:2, Insightful)
But he took the school colors, made a site with a name that could be confused with the school's main site, and even put links to the main site for further confusion (deliberate or not).
People forget that, while you might have something to say, whether you think it's "helpful" to get the word out about this terrible school (which is utter B.S. - but that's my opinion), it doesn't mean you can be an ass about it...that doesn't help anyone. Look beyond the first amendment to something more basic - like fairness, honesty, compassion. If you've got something to say, say it, don't confuse people. Of course, he IS a law student...
I GO TO LSU (Score:2)
Here's a funny url though http://www.lsulaw.com/lsu_law_school_is_suing_me/ [lsulaw.com]
What I want to know.... (Score:2)
Does he get OJT (on the job training) credit for this?
Or will the verdict count towards his final exam?
If he loses, will the school use him as an example in lessons they teach?
Well?
Uh, duh. (Score:2)
Simply calling people who actually get confused 'stupid' is not a very good reason for keeping the domain.
Getting a site like "aboutlsulaw.com" or something, with a bigger disclaimer would be better.
Hopping on this dude's side just because his site more compatible (but less attractive IMO) is not really that legitimate.
I realize that copyright, patent, and trademark law are taken to far a lot, but this is a perfectly legitimate use, IMO.
Re:WRONG (Score:1)
Re:Yea but... (Score:2)
You know, deflecting frivilous lawsuits 302.
Re:Site not affiliated? Its not obvious (Score:2)
I'm sorry, but given the size, location, and use of blank space to make that text the ONLY thing that wasn't on my screen (running in 1280x1024), I can't call the notice obvious by any means.
Hmmm... It looks like he's using the same text size, location, and color for the legal notice as law.lsu.edu is. Which is not to say he's copying their "look & feel" - let's be honest, none of this is innovative web design - but rather, to point out that he's meeting their standard of notice.
I mean, is this a double standard? Corporations, banks, and car salesman get by with the smallest of small print, orthewordsruntogethersonoonecanhearthem, but the poor law student is suddenly being "deceptive" for doing the same thing?
And as for the page size, look at it - it's designed for 800x600 pages, which is why its so tall and narrow. If we weren't all slashdot geeks, we might be in the normal world where 1280x1024 is not all that common. I don't find the length of the page deceptive, I find the page engineered for a more common and backwards-compatible display resolution.
clickety-clickety-click
Oh, wait. The page, however, does dynamically resize itself to always keep the notice just over the edge of the bottom. That is a little deceptive, and probably unfortunate for the student if it comes up in court.
I still think that we accept a much sneakier level of notice from corporations on a daily basis than this, though. Cough, couch, EULA.