
Windows XP is Listening 380
jfengel writes: "According to Newsbytes, some Windows XP users are finding random words inserted into their text as they write. The problem is caused by XP's speech recongition system, which is turned on by default by some manufacturers. It's listening to the random noise you get even when the mic is turned off. Kind of an insight into your computer's subconscious, perhaps."
on by default? (Score:2, Insightful)
...of course, this is microsoft.
Re:on by default? (Score:2, Redundant)
Remember, kids, make sure you don't have WinAmp sampling your "CD audio in" for visualization while dictating...
Hey, I wonder if we could use this to finally learn the lyrics to "Louie, Louie"?
Bluescreens? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Bluescreens? (Score:3, Funny)
Computer: "My webcam read your lips as you were talking to your friend about disconnecting me and installing another OS. I cannot allow you to put the mission in jeopardy."
Re:Bluescreens? (Score:2, Funny)
Fire Up Outlook... (Score:3, Funny)
2. Subj: I hate Windows XP
3. Write message.
Dear Mom,
I hate Windows XP. Boy, Bill Gates really has it in for me. I can't stand this software. Yuck!
4. Send.
5. Mom receives mail.
6. Subj: I [love] Windows XP!
7. Message:
Dear Mom,
I [love] Windows XP. Boy, Bill Gates really [knows how to make software / has great body]. I can't stand [to live another moment without] this software. [F]uck [yeah]!
Phantom Menace XP (Score:2)
This is too funny. Along with all the stories we always get bashing Microsoft, this one is great just by being unintentional. One can imagine the poor hapless user typing away, when all of a sudden "Kill Yourself" appears on the screen.
I think when you talk about how much you hate your boss by your computer, Office should automatically compose a hatemail and send it on your behalf. Even better, you can now do this yourself and claim XP accidentally did it for you!
He's baaaaack (Score:5, Funny)
[Clippy: Excuse me, it looks like you're writing a letter!]
IIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
[What did I say?]
Re:He's baaaaack (Score:5, Funny)
>
> [Clippy: Excuse me, it looks like you're writing a letter!]
>
> IIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Hey, it got rid of the fuckin' paperclip, right?
Re:He's baaaaack (Score:4, Funny)
why bother walking through an office? yell it on your radio show, espcially if it's being webcast.
Re:He's baaaaack (Score:2, Funny)
you'll only be openning a ton of explorer windows to my new porn site http://eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.ee
Clippy Says (Score:3, Funny)
(Fires up OfficeXP)
Dear Microsoft. I have--
Clippy Says: "It appears that you're writing Y.O.U. W.I.L.L. B.O.W. D.O.W.N. T.O. T.H.E W.I.L.L. O.F. B.I.L.L. Y.O.U. W.I.L.L. S.U.B.M.I.T. Y.O.U. W.I.L.L O.B.E.Y. Y.O.U. W.I.L.L. N.O.T. I.N.S.T.A.L.L. L.I.N.U.X. a letter. If you'd like, Office XP can help you choose from several helpful templates that will make your task easier and more fun."
Hmmm.... Nope. I don't see anything at all wrong with the speech recognition software.
Re:Clippy Says (Score:2, Funny)
A couple of million XP-users.... (Score:2, Funny)
(Sorry Huxley)
Re:A couple of million XP-users.... (Score:2)
Mystery Solved! (Score:5, Funny)
Major Slowdown (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Major Slowdown (Score:5, Funny)
Are you sure you just didn't install Mozilla by accident?
FindFast (Score:2)
That kinda reminds me of findfast. It was installed by default in office 97 and would chew up processor time indexing and reindexing the harddrive.
You've got to love the decision making skills of big bureaucracies like Microsoft.
Re:FindFast (Score:2)
I like to think that my ability to reduce the crashing of PCs in that position was the main reason most people were able to cut down on their overtime.
Re:Major Slowdown (Score:2, Informative)
Anyway, ASR is pretty useful for some people and as long as nothing else needs your RAM and CPU I dont think MS' system should be much worse in terms of resource demands than e.g. IBMs ViaVoice.
However, turning on speech recognition by default really tells you that the people selling these preinstalled machines really don't know what they're doing.
Re:Major Slowdown (Score:2, Interesting)
Hell, I knew this. (Score:2)
Of course, we only saw it happen three times, and only in Outlook... and when it happened, we had almost-complete sentances, not just random words... so it makes you wonder if it's -really- the voice recognition software, or something else... it certainly looked like three other people's emails being combined into one, alternating every five or six words, with punctuation...
happened to me the other night (Score:2)
looking at my settings, sure enough speech recognition is turned on.
A conversation at Your Local Big Company... (Score:3, Funny)
IT Lackey: "Both the young priest and the old priest, sir?"
PHB: "On second thought, no. Didn't you mention some daemons on our Leenooks machines last week...?"
Root cause... (Score:2)
Either that or Windows XP has Tourette's Syndrome.
Re:Root cause... (Score:2)
Sign up for passport... sign up for passport... (Score:5, Funny)
Step (1). Sign up for passport.
Step (2). Reboot.
No further problems have been reported after using this technique. Microsoft credits it's new security initiative for the speed and efficacy of this fix, and reminds you to sign up for passport.
Dear Government (Score:2)
"Do as i *DO*, not as I *say*... (Score:2)
Oh God! (Score:2)
I suppose we're supposed to assume this is some evil plot by Microsoft to surveil on all of us.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Everybody knows it's only the government that does that kind of thing.
However, seeing as the DOJ seems to be M$'s bitch, does that make M$ part of the "government?"
I disagree (Score:4, Funny)
hmmm i haven't noticed anything... (Score:4, Funny)
i sometimes why doesn't my company switch to linux mutter stuff under my breath, and XP still has no fuck XP problems figuring out what i mean to god i hate office type.
if anyone else is experiencing problems, let me god i hope no one spams me know.
I see dead people (Score:2)
Muhahaha! (Score:2, Funny)
That bastard paperclip seemed kinda sketchy when he first broke onto the scene back in '97 or so. It's only feasible that he somehow snuck onto the last megabyte of data on the Windows XP master CD and decided to cause mayhem by fscking around with the users who bitched about him so much.
monolithic - adj. Characterized by massiveness and rigidity and total uniformity [monolinux.com]
linux - n. An implementation of the Unix kernel originally written from scratch with no proprietary code [monolinux.com]
Using XP at Spacely Sprockets (Score:2)
where I'm typing away at the latest inventory survey for..
-Jetson!
-Yes, Mister Spacely!
-Jetson, where are the figures for new account?
-Ummm, right here, no! This is Elroy's lunch!
Here's a link that works: (Score:2)
Getting /.ed here's the article in full (Score:4, Informative)
'Phantom Menace' typing just a Microsoft speech feature
By Brian McWilliams, Newsbytes.
March 12, 2002
Random words and characters mysteriously appearing on the screens of some Windows XP and Office XP users are not the work of phantom hackers or a sign that users' systems are possessed by demons. It's just Microsoft's voice recognition system running slightly amok, the company said.
In recent weeks, several XP users have posted messages to Internet discussion lists and newsgroups reporting that text is automatically appearing in Internet Explorer's address bar or in Outlook e-mail messages or Word documents as users compose them.
In a posting entitled "My Remote Keyboard is Possessed in XP," for example, one Microsoft customer reported "very strange behavior" that included letters appearing in input areas of the screen while browsing and writing e-mails.
"I'm afraid Holy Water would short it out so someone please help me," wrote the XP user.
Another Microsoft customer separately reported that "a ghost" appeared to be taking over his computer. In the message, entitled "Phantom Menace XP," the user said something was causing toolbars and options to pop up without his input.
In response to user inquiries, in January Microsoft published a handful of articles in the Support section of its Web site about the problem.
According to Microsoft, after installing Microsoft's Speech application programming interface, "random words or characters may be displayed in Office XP documents or in the Internet Explorer Address bar."
The company said the behavior occurs because "the speech recognition tool is 'listening' to your voice through you computer's microphone and is attempting to recognize what you are saying."
Microsoft said its speech recognition engine, a program file named Sapisvr.exe, is turned on at installation by some computer manufacturers. The engine is also included with Microsoft Office XP and other speech-enabled products.
To resolve the problem, Microsoft said XP users should disable the Dictation and the Voice Command features on the operating system's Language bar. Alternately, users can turn off speech recognition completely from the Regional and Language Options tool on XP's Control Panel.
Merely unplugging or turning off the computer's microphone does not correct the random-character problem, according to several user reports.
Microsoft's article about random characters in Office XP is at http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb
Microsoft's article on configuring speech recognition in Windows XP is at http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb
Microsoft's
Reported by Newsbytes, http://www.newsbytes.com.
Re:Getting /.ed some concerns (Score:2)
I think maybe they have uncovered a mole in the machine with a nasty bug that blew its cover.
Dave Im sorry I dont understand.... (Score:4, Funny)
Long and short I gained access to the thing one day while dropping some stuff off.
And changed all the wav files to stuff from 2001 a space oddessy. Now I thought this will be good, Ill get a call right away
About a week later he did the same to my computer while at my house and I was on a smoke run, next time I booted my computer, the damm thing was shouting it was all I could do to hold my 100lb dog from tearing my computer to shreads...
This is one I could have even more fun with he is running Xp, hack in and whenever a profanity is muttered, respond, like hey I dont appreciate your tone of voice, etc....
He is a bit older and has been working harder, wonder if hed tell me
words? (Score:2, Funny)
maybe it's a coverup.
messages on another's documents?
sounds like subliminal messages to me
No mic? What is it recognizing? (Score:2)
I suppose there could be a built in mic in a laptop the person is overlooking, but otherwise? If it is smart enough to recognize speech, shouldn't it be smart enough to realize no one is talking?
Re:No mic? What is it recognizing? (Score:3, Interesting)
Random noise. Random crap inserted in the RAM or buffers somewhere.
Voice rec is not exact, it involves algorithms to interpret sounds (noise) coming in the mic and convert it into what it THINKS the word was. Noise is the key here. It is (possibly) interpreting random system noise (or leaking EM?) inside the box as words.
REDRUM (Score:3, Funny)
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY (Score:2)
(or, alternatively)
NO TV AND NO BEER MAKES HOMER GO CRAZY
:)
(Ok, more crap appended to get around the lameness filter; these CAPS are literary *references*! Sheesh!)
Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
I SEE THE "FNORD"s! (Score:2)
And in case you're wondering, this is a reference to a subplot in the "Illuminatus" trilogy.
Back in the early '70s I was working on word processing software (when manufacturers of a word processor also had to build a machine the size of a desk to put the software in). I was also reading _Illuminatus_ and that subplot had me sorely tempted to add a bug to the software such that it would occasionally inject "fnord" into the text being entered or edited, causing this to appear in major newspapers nationwide.
Fortunately I was able to resist the temptation. B-)
The usefulness of Voice Recognition (Score:2)
Re:The usefulness of Voice Recognition (Score:2)
How many voice activated games are you playing? How much dictation do you do? As for the random thoughts thing, voice recognition is not necessary, and in fact the digital recording capability of my iPaq is a lot quicker and more useful.
Perhaps I'm just behind the curve and VR is actually a booming application. But I kind of doubt it, since I have NEVER encountered ANYONE who uses VR on a regular basis. I'm a consultant and have worked in many, many corporations, and not one of them uses VR for any day-to-day activities, with the exception of VRU stuff, but that's a very limited and targeted application.
Does anyone out there effectively use VR? If so, I'd be real interested to know what software you use and how you use it.
Re:The usefulness of Voice Recognition (Score:2, Funny)
and we all know what that would be: doing hardcore Perl regular expressions in Vi.
In the office of Bill Gates... (Score:5, Funny)
"Mr. Gates, we have some more information on the antitrust people. Seems that they got together last night during that attorneys general convention to discuss strategy. Here's the full transcript for you to review. Several copies, actually. Seems they had several laptops sitting around. Uh, ignore this one here. Too many extraneous phrases from some drunk guy talking about how they don't make vodka the way they used to."
"Thanks Steve. God, I love technology! OK, leave those machines alone for a while, until they stop reporting anything useful. Then, pull the unique IDs for them and shut them down during the next round of automatic software updates. Oh yeah, and don't forget to delete the IDs from the reactivation database, since they'll doubtless call in when their systems go down. We'll teach these bastards not to screw with us."
Re:In the office of Bill Gates... (Score:2)
haha that line made me laugh so damn hard.
hehe
ESP (Score:2, Funny)
Voices from the ether?
isn't this.. (Score:2, Funny)
winxp is dreaming, ie trying to find patterns in data its receiving.
Re:isn't this.. (Score:2)
A sentient copy of Windows XP? RUN FOR THE HILLS!
hmm. (Score:2)
In XP I setup all my preferences - like "remember my name and password on this computer" for such sites as yahoo mail etc.. *NEVER* does it remember. even though I always check it.
Remember my slashdot login blah blah - and use that cookie to log me in. (NO I have not turned off cookies or anything)
when I want to play some sort of media file - like a sound file or video off the web - it pops up and asks me if I want to play it in an open window of IE. NO DAMMIT I DONT!. and the little "Remember my preferences box is *CHECKED* still!?
WTF I say MS is gettting worse and worse. I dont mean as a company - I have always disliked a lot of their tactics. But I admire how successful they are (I know it sound hypocritical)
anyway - I have always used MS OS' at home and at work (in addition to my netra T1 sitting here. my linux firewall, my linux training machine and various other servers and desktops sitting in and around my 19" cabinet - so dont bash it)
and until XP I have never been so pissed/frustrated at an MS product (save nt 3.51) When I tell it to REMEMBER I expect the POS to remember bitch!
/rant
dog bites tail... (Score:2, Funny)
20 minutes were spent trying to fix the problem, to no avail, until an astute member of the audience noticed that the microphone was on and that speech recognition was causing the problem.
warning: security hole (Score:5, Funny)
mirror (Score:2)
http://www.necrosys.net/mirrors/news1.html [necrosys.net]
Our XP machines. (Score:2)
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
All work and know play make JAck a dull boyu.
All work and noe plae make JACk a sduull boy.
.....
Actually, this is not Windows XP, it is Office XP (Score:2, Interesting)
damn (Score:2)
Her next step was going to be to backup all her stuff and then have Dell walk her through the process of formatting and re-installing her OS.
After that, I think I could have gotten her to use linux or OSX instead. Now, I suppose that I'll just turn off her speach recognition stuff for her. Oh well, almost had another convert.
Scripting Host, entropy recognition (Score:2)
In case some of you
sure.... (Score:3, Funny)
"I'm afraid I can't do that Mitch"
I'm freaking unplugging it and becoming a luddite.
Ripe source for Douglas Adams speak (Score:2, Interesting)
At the current level of maturity the technology serves only to facilitate dictation. The Microsoft take on the genre is as usual quite impressive from a technical and unjustifiable assimilation perspective.
It does however lead to very interesting mistakes not quite in the PK Dick Angry Vegetables/Grapes of Wrath vein but bizarrely fascinating all the same. Some months ago, as an experiment I left it running admidst the tangle of conversation buzzing around my cubicle. It somehow chose "Racial Isolation Media" and "The death of Green Onions" as viable alternatives to stock phrases.
I can assure you, those phrases were not uttered on this plane of existence. Perhaps the feature gives us a glimpse beyond Microsofts software ambitions into the next killer app: Edisons UNdeadTAPI.
KABOOM! (Score:2, Informative)
Google Cache of Story [google.com]
I hear... (Score:2)
Well, duh! First it's listening and then it "phones home".
You didn't belive it was deaf, did you? How could it use the phone?
Not Funny, Mandrake does this to me. (Score:2)
After installing Mandrake 8.1 on my home computer, my PC randomly inserts 'q' when I type. I know it's a configuration problem, I've seen this issue randomly in the past, but I don't remember (if I ever found out) what solved the issue.
I think the speach thing is funny, but this really sucks :( . Searching for 'q' is a real bitch on Google, maybe I should just use that Mandrake support I purchased :)
Anyways, the point is, these minor compatibility problems are what turn newbies off to Linux.
And I've already fought through SB16 ISA sound support - fixed by a kernel update. It was easy enough, but how many newbies will go to rpmfind, and get the newest kernel for their distro?
What are you doing, Dave? (Score:2, Funny)
What's really been happening: (Score:2)
(Fucking Clippy! I know I'm writing a fucking letter, get the fuck out of my face, I've already fucking turned you off and uninstalled you three times today!)
I hope you are doing well. I am writing from my new XP (piece of shit...) computer. How's Dad? (still boinging his secretary, I wonder?). Write me.
Dear Son,
(What is this paperclip doing? Honey, there's a paperclip on my screen! Yes dear, just click 'close')
Are you OK? Your last letter was very rude (Damned ingrate), and hurt our feelings. (We fucking paid for your college and this damned computer you're using to insult us)
Why do we care? (Score:2, Troll)
This Happened to me in Reverse (Score:2, Funny)
It turned out I had accidentally punched the hotkey combination to turn on the Accessibility feature which attempts to tell you what's available on the screen.
It was downright spooky.
MjM
Well, what do you know. (Score:4, Funny)
Microsoft IS listening to its customers!
Dear Sir (Score:2)
Sincerely,
Employee
Shout! (Score:2)
Souldn't a USER decide when he wants it to listen? (Score:2)
Having it turned on and listening, even if you dont have a microphone would be as annoying as having a little kid in a car with you going "Are we there yet?" All fuckin' day long man.
Who's the genius who cooked that one up?
It ain't the first time (Score:2)
It ain't the first time. 10-11 years ago, mIcKeY$oFt cloned the popular
Stacker disc compression, called it Doublespace and bundled it into M$DOS
6.0. It et the hard drive of every shmuck who enabled it. When they
released M$DOS 6.22, DoubleSpace was gone. Stac Electonics won their
lawsuit against M$ but went bankrupt in the process.
Because... (Score:4, Insightful)
Many of those also use word processors.
Of those, several probably have speech recognition and microphones installed as well.
Therefore, this affects them and their daily performance.
This news isn't MS-bashing, it's useful information for PC users. If you're going to troll, do it with an article that actually helps you make your point.
Re:Because... (Score:2)
Re:Because... (Score:2)
I found the title more funny than anything else, and it's certainly not Slashdot's fault you had a knee-jerk response to it before actually reading the paragraph.
Re:Because... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Err... So? (Score:2)
Well, given the domination of Windows, and despite our own personal preferences, most in the Slashdot community, either formally or not, end up supporting Windows for our less clued brethren. Just think of how wise you'll seem when someone inevitably asks you why this is happening and you can tell them why.
Maybe someone will post how to fix it.
Re:Err... So? (Score:2)
Duh! I could have told you that from reading the article.
Some of us have been fortunate enough to have avoided exposure to Windows XP. So, is it an Office configuration option, part of the OS, or a stand-alone application?
Anyone having problems with this, because they don't understand what's happening, won't get much mileage out of being told to "turn off voice recognition."
Re:Err... So? (Score:3, Informative)
1) The article has no editorial comments.
2) The user-submitted blurb specifically says that this is only the problem in some manufacturer's configuration, therefore placing blame on the manufacturers, not Microsoft.
3) For those not running XP, this is an amusing article as people with imaginations are able to think up many humurous consequences that might stem from this little problem.
4) For those running XP, it is informative because they might have been seeing these problems and been unaware of what was causing it.
Thank you, knee-jerk, come again.
Re:Err... So? (Score:2)
I thought this was entertaining. Who cares if it matters?
Re:User Error is now a news story! (Score:5, Informative)
Re:User Error is now a news story! (Score:2)
Random static, due to poor sound card quality, to interference or whatever. Hey, some people manage to hear voices of the deceased when listening to static, so why wouldn't the computer be able to interpret words into the white noise? It's Micro$oft, after all!
Re:Privacy?! (Score:2)
Think about it. If the feature works as expected, and really does insert the words spoken in the room (rather than trying to interpret words into the random static of a disconnected mike), the privacy implication becomes pretty clear:
Re:Privacy?! (Score:2)
Re:eavesdropping technique idea... (Score:2, Interesting)
dd if=/dev/audio of=listen.au
during the evening the professor was grading tests, he was able to download the audio file, and listen to the prof talking to himself outloud about what questions to put on the test.
So at least somebody has thought about this before.
Re: (Score:2)
Re:Active/Passive voice, and ambiguous pronouns (Score:2, Interesting)
That may be better gramatically but it isn't correct. XP's speech recognition system does not cause the problem. It is doing its job. The problem is that the manufacturers cause the problem by leaving it on by default. The correct phrase should be:
"The manufacturers cause the problem because they leave XP's speech recognition system on by default." There is also no need for a comma before "because."
The rest of your post is fine.
Actually.... (Score:2)
Also, FWIW in same group a lot of complaints over how crappy the recognition accuracy was, and the general response (not denied by the Microsoft people there to help) was "what do you expect for free?". I guess the general idea is that you actually care about speech recognition you'll buy a better engine (SAPI just provides a general speech API which uses whatever engine you've configured - Microsoft's by default).
Funny thing is that from reading the research literature it sounds as if Microsoft Research's "Whister" engine is pretty good, but maybe that's not what they release with XP.... Dunno.
Re:Active/Passive voice, and ambiguous pronouns (Score:2)
The problem here is that this should not be running by default and when it is running it should be obvious to the user by the use of a blinking icon or something to that effect.
One would think that the performanced degredation that always results from running speech recognition software (swapping up the ying-yang, slow responsiveness) would clue the user in that something was "wrong" here besides random character insertion. Of course (I wouldn't know), maybe windoze users are used to slow performance and swapping from bloatware like Office and cannot really tell that "something ain't right here on the performance front".
Re:random? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This is simply... (Score:3, Funny)
Ho ho....... there goes my karma
A fun problem (Score:3, Interesting)
Apparently, even with decent unidirectional microphones, people who are trying to use speech software run into these problems...
Re:Just like Sega... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Just like Sega... (Score:3, Funny)
It's a lot like this.
Me: "Testing, 1, 2, 3 period. This is a cool technology which lets be dictate letters."
It: "...And when the third ring falls, the enemy of technology witches will dictate the letters of accord"
Whoah. I think that it's not so much voice recognition as nostrodamus emulation.
Re:Computerized Tourette Syndrome (Score:2, Funny)
Thirst Host!
Re:God I hope not.... (Score:2)
[ user@somehost ] $ make
cc -O2 -Wall -ansi -pedantic -I. -fPIC -shared -c foobar.c
foobar.c:287: in function `frob':
foobar.c:287: `fuck' undeclared (first use in this function)
foobar.c:287: (Each undeclared identifier is reported only once
foobar.c:287: for each function it appears in.)
foobar.c:287: parse error before `!'
*** Error code 1
Stop
[ user@somehost ] $ _
I can sympathise completely :)