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A Distorted Mirror: Automatic, Real-Time Web Parodies 152

Citing the DMCA, the World Trade Organization complained to Verio, the upstream provider of parody site gatt.org, a site we've mentioned before which jabs at the aims and methods of GATT and the WTO. Verio notified domain holder Jonathan Prince of the complaint, and asked Prince to remove any copyrighted materials from the site. The site appears intact for now, but read on to learn about the interesting software the complaint has spawned -- perhaps this isn't what the WTO had in mind.

As Andrew Bichlbaum writes: "The WTO could well have stepped on a hornets' nest. To counter the attack, Gatt.org managers The Yes Men have released a piece of open-source 'parodyware' that will 'forever make this kind of censorship obsolete. ... Using this software, it takes five minutes to set up a convincing, personalized, evolving parody of the WTO.org website, or any other website of your choice ... All you need is a place to put it -- say, WTOO.org, WorldTradeOrg.com, whatever.'"

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  • by SumDeusExMachina ( 318037 ) on Sunday November 18, 2001 @12:27PM (#2581282) Homepage
    Won't this just encourage corporations to sue over copyright infringement even more? I mean, Apple was able to sue over "look and feel", so what would bar these people from doing the same? Also, how in the world is software going to be able to tell copyrighted material from non-copyrighted material? This all seems to be rather ill-planned to me.
    • This all seems to be rather ill-planned to me

      Since when has the net been anything more (or less)?

      Fighting fire with fire makes the whole world warm. (and cozy)

    • Only (Score:1, Funny)

      by modraken ( 162541 )
      Apple was able to sue over "look and feel",


      Only a whore charges for a look and a feel.

    • Well, apple seemed to have reason too. It did look the same and the target market was exactly the same. This is just stupid. Throwing their weight arround, bully crap. Now they are in an interesting spot...
    • It may very well encourage companies to sue - this is usually the default knee jerk reaction management will take. The designers of this software were very clever to make it parody - there is legal precedent protecting parodies of a work, as it constitutes free speech. This means they can justifiably have siginificant non-infringing use of trademarks and copyrighted material.
    • Little known fact: Anyone can sue for anything. So asking what would bar someone from suing for this is a rather moot question as there is nothing barring anyone from suing for anything. The real question is, what would bar these people from winning such a lawsuit? The answer: jurisprudence. We're safe for a little while, but I hear the Supreme Court is going IPO...

      • No, the real question is, does any IP holder have enough time to sue everybody who creates a parody site using this sort of automation, assuming a few people cared enough to put a concerted effort behind creating parody-clones?.

        The message sent by the creation of this software is that, if IP holders choose to engage in legal harassment, there are ways that the few people who care can make an even bigger nuisance, without recourse to lawyers.

        Even if the product of the software is not funny, the concept is both funny (in its ironic justice of web harassment traded for legal harassment) and relevant to the politics of the web.

    • Won't this just encourage corporations to sue over copyright infringement even more?

      No. First, the WTO isn't a corporation, it's an association of governments, therefore, it is arguable that they can't even own copyrights except in the capacity of a trustee for their citizens.

      Second, there has to be copyrighted material on the site to the extent that it falls outside the "fair-use" doctrine, which, in the case of parody, is a broad sword, indeed. I haven't heard any news about Microsoft getting ready to sue the owner of www.fuckmicrosoft.com, even though the graphics on the site are damn near a direct knockoff of microsoft.com

      Third, don't confuse "look and feel" with copyright ... "look and feel" issues are generally dealt with in a body of law more closely akin to trademark law than copyright.

      ... what would bar these people from doing the same?

      Three words ... Apple was losing. That's why they settled with Microsoft on VERY generous (to Microsoft) terms.

    • Won't this just encourage corporations to sue over copyright infringement even more?
      Who cares? If every man, woman, and child runs paradies of big corporations, the companies won't have anything to gain by sueing--you can't sue everyone and get away with it.

  • Support the DDA! (Score:5, Informative)

    by Styx ( 15057 ) on Sunday November 18, 2001 @12:32PM (#2581296) Homepage
    The Domain Defense Advocate [ajax.org] is a grass-roots organisation trying to combat unwarranted domain confiscations. IMHO, a very worthwhile thing to support.
    • by Anonymous Coward
      How is this unwarranted? You have a group that's
      using a well-known term in a deliberate attempt
      to confuse people. Free speech and parody are
      one thing, fraud is something else. When you're
      trying hard and succeeding in fooling people
      about your identity and motives, that crosses
      the line into fraud.
      • by aka-ed ( 459608 ) <(robt.public) (at) (gmail.com)> on Sunday November 18, 2001 @05:10PM (#2581999) Homepage Journal
        Have you viewed the site [gatt.org]? Were you confused? For how long? If over a minute, where's your reading comprehension?

        It was established some time ago that registering a trademark in order to place a site criticizing the trademark's owner is not "bad faith."

        The WTO accused these folks of "harvesting" email addresses, but doesn't say what method they used...according to the site, the only method they used to "harvest" addresses was some "mailto:" links. WTO is annoyed by the mockery and is interpreting the facts to suit themselves.

        Computerworld ran an article [computerworld.com] on this following WTO's party line on this issue so slavishly as to stretch anyone's definition of journalistic ethics. Most interesting is this passage:

        The fake WTO site changed its look this afternoon so that it no longer exactly resembles the real WTO Web site.

        Even so, the phony site contains so many references to the WTO that some search engines are directing people to it instead of to the official site. A search of AltaVista using the keyword WTO returns www.gatt.org in fifth place.

        So, according to the WTO and to an incompetent journalist at Computerworld, establishing an anti-WTO site that shows up fifth in search engines is tantamount to site-jacking!!

        Is this the type of reasoning that you wish to defend?

  • by Man of E ( 531031 )
    Hmm, the links aren't working anymore. Is it /.ed already?

    Does anyone have a link to a (non-distorted) mirror?

  • by Anonymous Coward
    So a corporation wants someone to take down trademarked material. What does this have to do with anything else? It looks like it's just a dispute between 2 parties.

    I know slashdot editors think everything done by corporations somehow tramples on my rights, but I just don't see the connection here.

    • by hearingaid ( 216439 ) <redvision@geocities.com> on Sunday November 18, 2001 @12:46PM (#2581331) Homepage

      The World Trade Organization is not an ordinary corporation; it's an international UN organization.

      Imagine if the Red Cross wanted people to take down websites complaining about people who were infected by HIV via blood transfusions. Get it?

      • The World Trade Organization is not an ordinary corporation; it's an international UN organization.

        That does not significantly change the remedies available to the WTO. It appears to me that the WTO would have a good case to make.

        The gatt.org site is not a 'parody' site, it is deliberately passing itself off as the official WTO site. It is intentionally deceiving the readers. As a result the WTO would appear to have many remedies available, the copyright on its logos, 'passing off' and libel.

        These guys deserve everything that is comming to them. Deceit and lies are not legitimate means of protest. I don't see why we should be leaping to protect these idiots. Its like getting excited when people who go to demonstrations to get arrested get arrested and go to jail. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

        Amongst the statements on the site are:

        Much has been made lately of IBM's participation in the Holocaust. Indeed, IBM proactively and creatively helped the Nazis identify all of Germany's Jews, which in turn made possible the biggest slaughter of all time.

        Freedom of speech is not the freedom to impersonate others. The gatt.org site is a censorship site, not a freedom of speech site, its explicit intention is to deny the WTO the right to speak for themselves by putting words into their mouth.

        • Deceit and lies are not legitimate means of protest.


          And I suppose the people that founded the USA never told a lie (the cherry tree legend not withstanding). Why is lying not a legitimate form of protest? It seems to be a legitimate form of political organisations like the WTO.

          • And I suppose the people that founded the USA never told a lie (the cherry tree legend not withstanding). Why is lying not a legitimate form of protest? It seems to be a legitimate form of political organisations like the WTO.

            Why should anyone believe someone who is obviously telling lies? How do you know the truth from the lies?

            One of the reasons I have no time for the anti-WTO protestors is that they appear to have no idea what they are protesting about. They completely fail to set out a coherent set of political goals or a strategy to achieve them.

            For example amongst the protestors are people complaining that the third world is paid too little for the goods they export to the US and others who are complaining about the loss of US jobs. Denying access to the US markets is not going to help the developing world.

            I don't see many of the anti-WTO protestors at the conferences trying to do something positive for the third world. Equally it is a bit odd being lectured on the evils of global capitalism by some teenager wearing a $150 pair of Nike trainers.

            • What's also not going to help the developing world is allowing U.S. corporations to exploit third world workers for cheap labor that is prevented by their own poverty and lack of political influence in their own country from unionizing.
              • What's also not going to help the developing world is allowing U.S. corporations to exploit third world workers for cheap labor that is prevented by their own poverty and lack of political influence in their own country from unionizing.

                Trade is not inevitably exploitation. You sound like the trotskyites used to.

                I get the feeling that people want to have opinions on this subject that are simple, easy and comforting. Their real demands have nothing to do with trade, they are demanding that life be as simplistic as their ideology.

                I find it interesting that both the posts I have made so far have been moderated up as 'Insightful', then down as 'flamebait' and 'offtopic'. The topic is the gatt.org site so the person who modded me offtopic is simply disagreeing. As for flamebait, it seems that these people don't like hearing any disagreements.

                That could explain why they have to create their own WTO site.

                • You are correct that trade is not inevitable exploitation. The parent you responded to was not talking about all trade, Only trade between first and third world nations.

                  So I ask you, how much trade between the USA and third world nations is exploitive and how much is not? I'd say quite a bit does not give the people employed fair benefits and compensation. This prevents the third world nation from advancing its people to first world nation status.

            • I agree with you very much there, even though i have many disagreements with a lot of things the WTO does, I dont think too many of the protestors understand what they are protesting. (Okay thats a blind generalisation..)

              The major job of the WTO is to in some way control and or direct capitalism. The protests such as Seattle give me dejavu of reading about the Communist revolution in Russia at the beginning of last century. All those Marxist / socialist stereotypes that unfortunatly (but not IMO unfairly) seem to be branded on most of the protestors really manages overshadow the 'issues' that need to be protested!

              Whoa, a little OT there, ahh screw it. ;)
              ./
            • One of the reasons I have no time for the anti-WTO protestors is that they appear to have no idea what they are protesting about. They completely fail to set out a coherent set of political goals or a strategy to achieve them.


              Unfortunately, this misconception is quite common.

              You are confusing persons with people. The impact of the course that globalization is being directed along affects many different people in many different ways. When it hurts people, they protest. When it hurts people in different ways for different reasons, they usually protest about the problem that is relevant to them. Naturally, this means people protesting for different reasons, and some of them might be at odds with the reasons other people oppose globalization's current direction. Big Fat Hairy Deal! Why would you expect anything else - let alone try to use this as some kind of reason to dismiss their problems or concerns?!?

              I don't understand why the vast range of issues regarding globalization's current course makes them somehow less legitimate than the kind of highly organised and coherrent campaign that only insincere PR organisations are capible of.

              Many people have extremely coherrent set of political goals, strategy, etc. That different people are different, such that all that diversity results in a diverse rather than single-minded "movement" seems an absurd reason to dismiss all those people.
              And it's exactly the same argument that MS is making against Linux, and MS's argument is just as silly. Ok ok, it's not silly, there is real merit to the arg, but there is more merit to the counter arg - as demonsrated by Linux and OSS now being "THE threat" to MS.

              People are different. Therefore, if a mass of people are genuinely sincere, it would be quite surprising (and quite suspicious) if they were all of one mind, all with the exactly the same narrowly defined goal. But Linux works. And Windows wouldn't work if MS didn't pay it's people to make it.

              Equally it is a bit odd being lectured on the evils of global capitalism by some teenager wearing a $150 pair of Nike trainers.

              In my experience (which might not apply here but I suspect it does), statements such as this are almost always vacant excuses to rationalize the dismissal of a point of view (without listening), in such a way that you don't have to question your own rationality.

              For example:
              1) How do you know he was wearing $150 nike trainers? I have a pair of nike trainers that were purchased directly from sweatshop workers for fair price. (I never wear them cause nike wouldn't know style if it bit them on the nose, they were a gift). Or did you assume that since you didn't agree with him, he must be an ignorant hypocrite to be dismissed?
              2) Did you pay enough attention to the lecture on the evils of global capitalism to find out if the particular evils that this particular teenager objected to, did, in fact, require that he not wear nike for some reason? Or did you just assume that since you didn't want to agree with him, he must be an ignorant hypocrite?
              3) How do you know that he didn't aquire the shoes before he aquired his opinion on global capitalism? If they're as evil as you seem to think he should think they are, then he should at least get some wear out of them now that he's got them.
              4) Do you know that he purchased the shoes? Is it possible that his grandmother, trying really hard to grok past the generation barrier, gave them to him as a gift and he feels that telling you about his views on capitalism is a better thing to do about it than to reject his grandmother's gift?

              Bottom line, (which may or may not apply to you, but certainly applies to a lot of people out there), finding flimsy reasons to dismiss an opinion you do not like, is not sufficient for anyone who likes to think of themselves as a rational being. But that's a great thing about having higher cognitive functions - you can rationalise away anything you do, and you fall for your fanciful "reasoning" every time :-)

              As for me, I'm quite happy being irrational :-)
        • The WTO is only going on the basis of copyright: it's not basing its claim on passing off or trademark laws.

          However, the objectionable statement you quote is:

          Much has been made lately of IBM's participation in the Holocaust. Indeed, IBM proactively and creatively helped the Nazis identify all of Germany's Jews, which in turn made possible the biggest slaughter of all time.

          I read the same statement, and took it as a straightforward parody.

          It's not, however, technically deceitful. IBM technology did help the Nazis identify Jews, and assisted them in the Holocaust. Read this. [cmht.com]

          • The WTO is only going on the basis of copyright: it's not basing its claim on passing off or trademark laws.

            What I said is that the WTO would have a good case according to three causes of action.

            I read the same statement, and took it as a straightforward parody

            I don't think that the Holocaust is a legitimate subject for that type of treatment. In effect it is accusing IBM of being complicit in Genocide. I don't find that type of accusation amusing.

            It is one thing to make that type of accusation under your own name, quite a different thing to make it under the pretense of being someone else. People have the right to make themselves look stupid. It is quite a different thing to put words into someone else's mouth to make them look stupid.

            • The accusation makes it entirely clear to anyone who is remotely familiar with the WTO, that it's a parody. Whether you think the Holocaust is a legitimate subject for that type of treatment, or whether you find it amusing or not, has no bearing on this argument. Do you really understand what freedom of speech means? Whether it's clearly a parody or not isn't even the issue. Even if it might seem to someone that it's not a parody, they have every right to what they have up there, especially considering that it's all factual.
            • I don't think that the Holocaust is a legitimate subject for that type of treatment. In effect it is accusing IBM of being complicit in Genocide. I don't find that type of accusation amusing.

              You're right, it's not amusing. It is however a reasonable accusation, and you don't have to go any further than the L.A. Times to find it.

              Man, this is old news. Get with it.

    • by Alan Cox ( 27532 ) on Sunday November 18, 2001 @12:56PM (#2581352) Homepage
      Well let me see
      1. Its not trademarked
      2. Its satire which has a special place in copyright law
      3. Its political speech. The WTO are trying to censor legitimate protest at their attempts to screw the planet.
      • by Anonymous Coward
        See that weird red, blue and green globe symbol [gatt.org]?

        That's trademarked. You can see it on the WTO website [wto.org], and they have a nice (specific) notice [wto.org] clearly indicating it is theirs.

        I'm all for parody. But there is no need for parody to make use of actual trademark symbols, or even trademarked phrases. It is much more funny, and more clever besides. Here's one example [suck.com], in case you don't already know what I mean.

        It's quite clear to me that the Yes Men are more interested in pissing off the WTO than in parody itself. This is not itself a crime, but replicating trademarks like that tends to fool people [nytimes.com] rather than to get the point across. The WTO has a legitimate complaint here.Trademark law is meant to protect consumers, not businesses, and (for once) the WTO seems to be using it completely legitimately. If the Yes Men aren't deliberately trying to fool the very people they are self-righteously trying to protect from the corporations, they should have no problem with getting off their duffs and altering the trademarked symbols on their website.
      • That's ridiculous. First, as others have pointed out, they are using the WTO's trademarked logo. Second, it's not clearly satire. Look at the site -- it looks just like the real thing.

        If i post a bunch of messages, claiming to be you, and then say, "Well, it's satire -- people should have been able to understand that the real Alan Cox wouldn't have said such crazy stuff," that's no defense, and it's fraud.

        If the site was obviously a parody, i'd support them. But it's not, and i don't.
        • that's actually incorrect. Remember Larry Flynt? He said that Jerry Falwell had fucked his mother. His (Flynt's) defense was "would a reasonable person believe that Jerry Falwell had actually fucked his mother" and, of course, the answer was no, therefore it was protected speech, not libel or slander or whichever one.
          • But a reasonable person could glance through the gatt.org site and not realize what was going on.
            • by santeri ( 91589 )
              But a reasonable person could glance through the gatt.org site and not realize what was going on.

              Random example from the www.gatt.org [gatt.org] site:

              "Modern" free-market theory, in which goods must be free to travel unhindered, is little changed from the teachings of Adam Smith and David Ricardo, who wrote two hundred years ago, in Britain, under conditions entirely different from those of the present. There is still no statistical reason to believe that this theory works, but corporations have many selfish economic reasons to make it the law.

              English is not your first language, then?

              • Re:Huh? (Score:2, Funny)

                by -Harlequin- ( 169395 )
                English is not your first language, then?

                He's probably American :-)

                --- ---

                (The differently-humoured please note: That was a JOKE people, no need to take it personally or flame off about it. As it happens, I also live in the USA. And I feel somewhat depressed that I should feel like I should probably write this kind of disclaimer on /. :-)
        • Look at the site -- it looks just like the real thing.

          Nice try, but it [gatt.org] actually looks nothing like the "real thing" [wto.org].I think I could tell the two apart even if I was quite a large distance from my monitor.Perhaps by the "real thing" you meant "a professionally produced website".If so I agree; they've done a good job.

      • Three posts in one day from Alan Cox? Are you really that bored or has someone hijacked your account? Or maybe you're moving to karma whoring? :P

        (Actually, it would seem that Alan is starting to take an active position on Internet / Digital rights - and that he's becoming more of an obsessive /. reader than I am!)

      • Oddly, the WTO is a step beyond democratic: it operates only by complete concensus among members - a bit like a Quaker meeting. If a single representative of a member government disagrees with one if its proposals, it doesn't go through. This means that each WTO action has the consent of most national governments on the planet.

        Now, who would suggest that there is not a single WTO-member government that favors legitimate protest to the degree of dissenting from this action and thus removing the complete concensus of member governments which is the WTO's only authorization to act? Does every single government favor surrendering the rights of its people in the name of "free" trade? Preposterous!

        If that's the case then "free" is just a cover word for tyranny - and Microsoft has every reason to sound the alarm at the rise of "free" software....

        • You are confusing "government" with "people". Governments are small (in this case very small) numbers of people who's only contact with democracy, if any, is every four to five years in their own home country. These people know that most of their electorate have no knowledge or even interest in what they do at WTO meetings. They do know, on the other hand, that they're going to have to work with the others at the meeting, in some cases on a daily basis, between now and the next election.

          Under those circumstances it is much more likely that everyone will agree rather than rock the boat.

          Protesting about things which, after all, rarely affect the politicians' lives, for no gain in their own elections while causing a lot of irritation in their working lives is just not something humans of the sort that enter politics do.

          Also remember how much the various protests have affected the lives of those at the meetings: not at all. With layers of armed guards around them, why should the WTO people care about the protesters? That leaves the WTO to only sort out the publication aspects of protest (the web, newspapers, books etc.) in order for everyone involved to have a quiet life, which is mainly what venal people like politicians really want.

          TWW

    • If a corporation wants to take down trademarked material, they simply submit the site to slashdot, and it's gone 5 minutes later.
  • > The site appears intact for now

    Great, now it's /.ed.
  • MIRROR (Score:2, Informative)

    by JediTrainer ( 314273 )
    I've managed to grab copies of the software just as their site got /.d.

    Please be nice, because I'm only on cable. Grab the files here [websoup.net].
  • Here are mirrors: (Score:3, Informative)

    by Saint Aardvark ( 159009 ) on Sunday November 18, 2001 @12:38PM (#2581313) Homepage Journal
    http://yesiwill.plagiarist.org [plagiarist.org]

    http://detritus/projects/yesiwill [detritus.net]

    Let's see how well they survive a slashdotting.

  • Slashdot is (Score:4, Funny)

    by lavaforge ( 245529 ) on Sunday November 18, 2001 @12:40PM (#2581317)
    The WTO's greatest defense. No one will ever see the offending pages at this rate...
  • Learn more about funhouse mirrors and how they work right here: The Science of Light [learner.org].

    Think before you mod: is it really offtopic..?

  • by apwingo ( 233369 ) on Sunday November 18, 2001 @12:57PM (#2581354) Homepage
    these guys and gals, the yes men, do some seriously, seriously cool stuff. in the november issue of harper's [harpers.org], they print a transcript of a talk that these folks were invited to give at a textiles conference in Tampere, Finland, from folks that thought that they really were the WTO. A few snippets:
    ... How do we at the WTO fit in? Well, that's easy: We want to help you acieve those dollar results. We want to help make sure that nothing - protectionism, worry, even violence against physical property - stands in the way of your dollar results.
    and some more:
    ... CAUSES OF THE CIVIL WAR: PROTECTIONISM

    [Slide: Freedom]
    Why did people fight and die and lose money? It comes down to one word: FREEDOM.
    [Slide: Southern Happiness]
    By the 1860s, the South was utterly flush with cash. It had recently benefited from the cotton gin, an invention that took the seeds out of cotton and the South out of its preindustrial past. Hundreds of thousands of workers, previously unemployed in their countries of origin, were given useful jobs in textiles. Into this rosy picture of freedom and boom stepped ... you guessed it: the NORTH.
    it goes on, about how the market would have stopped slavery ("Involuntarily Imported Workforce") given time, moving production to the third world where things are cheaper, then it gets wack:
    Now, we all known that not even the best workplace design can help even the most astute manage keep track odf hstaff. But our solution inables a lot more rapport with remote workers.

    Mike, would you please?
    [Unruh steps out from behind the podium to a drum roll. An assistant grabs him by the tie and belt and rips off his suit to reveal a golden spandex unitard underneath.]
    Ah! That's better! This is the Management Leisure suit. This is the WTO's answer to the problems of maintaining rapport with distant workers and maintaining one's own mental health as a manager with the proper amount of leisure. How does the MLS work, besides being comfortable? Allow me to describe the suit's core features.
    [Unruh unzips the from of the suit, then pulls on a rip cord that inflates a three-foot-long golden phallus. The audience claps.]
    And it goes on.

    The presentation, which Harper's describes as "well-received", was subsequently praised by the MC on three seperate occasions that day.

    (I want to be a yes man :)

  • by Anonymous Coward
    I would be more interested if the Yes Men provided the text of Verio's complaint. I would find the story more credible if Slashdot bothered to verify that Verio did actually complain.

    As far as I can tell from this article, we have been offered absolutely no evidence that the WTO has in fact complained, using the DMCA or any other tool.
  • by Zergwyn ( 514693 ) on Sunday November 18, 2001 @01:06PM (#2581367)
    It seems sort of like a bigger versioin of the Dialectizer [rinkworks.com], a site that allows you to insert a url and then have all the text on the page translated into a number of amusing "languages," such as redneck, jive, elmer fudd, etc. /. readers may especially appreciate the hacker dialect. ^_^ Try this version of slashdot! [rinkworks.com](hit the dialectize button). CmdrTaco's gone l33+!

  • "The site appears intact for now, but read on to learn about the interesting software the complaint has spawned -- perhaps this isn't what the WTO had in mind."

    The WTO has nothing to fear... the /. effect will take care of that in short order. ;)

  • by Robber Baron ( 112304 ) on Sunday November 18, 2001 @01:32PM (#2581416) Homepage
    I like this one [pornolize.com] better!

    • From the Pornolized version of Slashdot:

      --------------
      the_code_poet asks: "I'm a lead developer for a software development company, and one of my responsibilities has been writing an installer for our product (of which Linux is one of the titty fucking enters). In keeping with UNIX tradition, the cuntlapping installer is written in shell (thrusts /bin/sh), but as many of you know there is no Bourne shell for Linux - only bash. This has caused inconsistencies (mostly barfs in bash) when writing a generic UNIX sh script that works fine on commerical *NIX's." For a semi-complete list of gamahuches between bash and sh, you will want to check out section C1 of the fingerfucking Bourne "Cock Sucker" Again Shell FAQ. To be honest, I have yet to run into much trouble with a muff sniffing script cuntlapping with #!/bin/sh with /bin/bash, and I've been using the latter for fingerfucks. If any of you have had problems ballbusted to this, please tell us what the cocksucking problem was and how you solved it. Also: would anyone out there be interested in writing a real Bourne "Plugin" Shell for Linux?
      --------------

      That is freaking beautiful :). This has got to be one of the funniest "tools" I've seen in a LONG time, and executed supremely well. My hat is off to those guys/gals that did this...

      Now, how long until the trolls start posting nasty versions of stuff in jest?

      There's always the Pornolized Christian Coalition site [pornolize.com] for extra giggles. ;)

  • ... (Score:2, Informative)

    Time to get web stripper out and download the whole thing before it goes poof.
  • Slashporn [pornolize.com]. 'nuff said.
  • I went ahead and installed this to show my systems administration class on Monday (INLS183 [unc.edu]). If you're trying to install the software, I included steps in the sample directory at this location [unc.edu]. The installation steps I used are in parody-steps.txt.

    I made a parody, visit here [unc.edu] to see (it probably won't be up too long...). Finally, you can also get the code in the directory mentioned above, if you are having trouble finding a mirror. Retrieve yesiwill-1.0.tar.gz

    • Greg
  • by box2321 ( 210574 )
    When I submitted this story, I got this...

    "2001-11-15 16:39:40 WTO Tells ISP: Remove Satire Web Site (articles,news) (rejected)"

    ... but now it appears under another's name. All the good lovin' I gave you, Slashdot, and how you are in another's arms!

    For the satire impared, let me say it's not such a big deal. A tiny deal, not a big deal.
    • And this is why I stopped submitting stories. I rather enjoyed researching and authoring a nice paragraph for submission, but after being rejected a number of times, and seeing similar stories pop up by other submittors, I can no longer be bothered. This place is a sellout :(
  • by tcc ( 140386 )
    I am on gatt.org....

    I'm reading the website... and now I am wondering is it defaced or it's the real thing? I mean I never really bothered with all that WTO stuff but when I read (on the front page):

    >Brazilian AIDS drugs a sure path to economic sickness

    >Today, however, another Holocaust is taking place: it goes by the name of "distrust of big business," and it is every bit as terrible as the last.

    >Qatar saves the day Responding to the selfish and dangerous actions of special-interest forces at recent free-trade summits, the kingdom of Qatar has generously offered to host the next WTO Ministerial. In Qatar, the sort of lobbying seen in Seattle, Quebec, Davos, Prague, Barcelona, and elsewhere is strictly illegal and heavily punished, ...

    I mean... what the hell?? is that all real? I mean I'm used to lying politician, backstabbing authority figures, and all that stuff, but I mean, putting such things on a front page has really shocked me, I can't beleive people can be that openly materialistic and use historic stuff and lie without raising a LOT of opposition...

    Especially the last part "we don't value your opinion, saying you dislike what we are working on is illegal so we will host our "democratic" process in a place you'll get shot in the head if you disagree"... wow... now I see why people are so upset...while I don't think people fighting police to disrupt the meeting is a viable option (policemen are people like you and me, just doing what they are told to, hitting them won't make things better), I do think it's bad to not let people express their opposition, afterall, these are the people these leaders are supposed to work for, they should give numbers and sensibilization if having a world-class economy system is such a good thing, not shutting the door off and smashing opponents, this shows only that these opponents might be right somewhere...

    I can't beleive it, everyone should go take a look at that site, that gatt.org thing, anyone with a minimal sense of humanity and a bit of education will probably feel like I am right now, there's some stuff that is still true there, BUT it's stuff usually classified as "silent truth", you know it's right but you don't say it openly because it could backfire heavily (like the AIDS thing for example, of course if you copy a patented thing that took years and billion in research, it's stealing, but then again, selling it to make 100 of billions in profits (I did mention PROFITS not only recovering the cost of R&D and salaries) so that rich people can afford it and poor people can't, is it a more noble goal?

    Anyways, I leave you with that quote:

    --
    Protesters rich, study shows
    A new study shows that the special-interest lobbyists attending the Seattle, Prague, Nice, Davos, and other demonstrations come from population sectors that have freedom and money to travel, putting them in a different class from those sectors of the developing world they pretend to defend.
    --

    Well if that system we all know is to make rich people richer, if people that are opposing it are already rich, I read this and I think "maybe there's really something wrong in there" and with everything else I just read on their website, I'm really beginning to think that there is.

    Funny thing is when this happened in Quebec (where I live) I thought that these protestors were just a bunch of kids with too much hormones needing to hit at something just like a big heavy metal concert... like a big party... I'm scared now because while this might still apply to a bunch of the people that were there, now I realize that 10,000s of people can't all be wrong... scary...
    • Your post gave me hope. Thank You.
    • if people that are opposing it are already rich

      It isn't that the people who oppose this are rich. It's just that only those who are rich can afford to protest regularly all over the world. I'm sure alot of the people who oppose this would love to make hemselves heard, but they have to work at a job most of the time so they can eat.

      I especially like the part you quoted where someone on gatt said that, basically, you can't defend people in third world nations because you're richer than they are.

    • now I realize that 10,000s of people can't all be wrong...

      One word - *NSync.

    • I mean... what the hell?? is that all real? I mean I'm used to lying politician, backstabbing authority figures, and all that stuff, but I mean, putting such things on a front page has really shocked me, I can't beleive people can be that openly materialistic and use historic stuff and lie without raising a LOT of opposition...

      In answer to your question: It's a parody. Jokes, not real..

      However, this isn't too far off the real WTO and IMF/World Bank practices, so it wouldn't shock me.

      Basically, these people are like student loans times 1000, to the world. They'll give you money to take care of an immediate crisis in your underdeveloped nation, and in return you only have to pay them back. Of course, they want to be paid back at HUGE rates, that these countries cannot possible afford to pay, and oftentimes never agreed to anyway. So, instead, these countries become slaves to the IMF, and instead of taking care of their nation, they have to produce crops/exports/Nike shoes for their corporate sponsors. The WTO basically wants corporations to be able to act as sovereign nations, exempt from national laws, and they'll dig up any cheapshots possible, including forcing South Africa, where there is a horrifying AIDS epidemic (about 1 in 10 have it), to stop using a knock-off treatment, to instead pay ten times more for the commercial brand. Sure, it may kill a few (thousand) persons, but Pfizer will get more money than they already have! Hooray!

      It'll kill millions of people, create and promote sweatshops and worker exploitation, allow some corporate lords to abuse their power....but on the other hand, I imagine General Electric will increase profits, and a strong economy matters more than everyone's basic human rights anyway. You can expect to see stories similar to gatt.org's on a national television station owned by GE, Microsoft, Disney or AOL/Time Warner...only they won't be kidding.

      Now do you see why all those protesters were so pissed, and came from so many differant backgrounds (I knew some anarchist squatters and rich suburban types who went, and claim to have met factory workers and "hippies" in the same crowd) ?
    • Ok... seems like I didn't get the part with "it's a parody site" :).. good thing I don't have that huge-ass ego :) I must say, it's VERY well done got fooled big time, hehehe, but the serious part is: IT DID ITs JOB!... sensibilise the people to their cause... it worked 100% on me. Either it shows how much I don't trust my leaders (by beleiving they could go that far for real), or I am a complete dumbass... or both :)
      • Maybe you aren't a dumbass. Maybe it shows what happens when some site more or less impersonates another.

        Truth is a matter of debate most times. There are multiple views. But somebody pointed out that obvious parody is protected under law. Apparently this isn't entirely obvious parody. It might verge on (though not actually be) malicious impersonation.

        If I can control the images you see, the text you read, and the information you have access to, then I can affect your perceptions. In this case, it is being done for protest. But what could be innocent protest could equally be manipulation.

        Although the WTO is no panacea of righteousness, in this case, I think they are in the right to object. Put up a big front end on the other site pointing out that it is parody and I could live with it. We can't rely on the "obvious parody" defence, because it isn't and people are easily lead astray.

        And as someone who saw some of what went on in downtown Ottawa at the G-20, I have to say there were a number of people who went their with violence in mind. You don't show up in ballistic protective gear, a gas mask, a balaclava, etc. if you aren't ready for trouble. (And NO, this isn't the police riot squad I'm talking about....).

        And smashing the crap out of a McDonalds outlet and some other stores is beating up some businessman and probably won't do much to McDonalds' bottom line.

        The media went to interview some of the protesters. They refused to speak on camera. When asked why, they said "the media always gets it wrong" to which the media person replied "here's the mike - you tell your story in your words." They wouldn't.

        They asked another girl about why she was wearing a bandana, running with the rougher groups of protestors, and wouldn't give her name. Her answer? "It's fun!".

        The Ottawa police didn't lay many charges and didn't lay into the hooligans even when they damaged property. They showed remarkable restraint and the prosecutors are laying light charges against those they did take into custody. AFAICS, this is just like saying "we don't want to appear heavy handed.... too bad for all the businesses affected". Not what I hope for in a government, if I'm a small business person.

        And one of the protest organizers was complaining about the government not housing the protesters. He said "They decided to host the conference, which means they decided to host these protests too. They should be housing us." Pardon? The only place they should house people who smash shop windows and assault police is behind bars. And the rest of them who protest peacefully should be allowed to, but certainly not housed.

        But what did the politically-sensitive Ottawa Council and our dork of a Mayor do? Took over hundreds of hotel rooms at taxpayers expense to house the rabble. Lovely... just lovely....

        Remind me again why these protests are a good thing?

        • To remind you why they're a good (or important) thing it would be necessary for you to be able to see a little bit beyond the immediate problems of your circle of acquaintances/community/town. This is about whole nations of people being exploited for the purpose of making even more money for a very small number of people who are already fantastically rich. Open your eyes.
        • by The Cookie Monster ( 129545 ) on Monday November 19, 2001 @12:27AM (#2583304)
          So what you're saying is that because a few hooligans turned up to start a riot and have some fun, none of the other protesters were there for any legitimate reason?

          I hadn't heard of people comming pre-dressed for battle before (but then I don't pay much attentiont to the protests). I'm open to the possibility that there might be a group of protesters who actually think that violence will promote their cause rather than contaminate it, but anyone who isn't the police and actually turns up to a protest in ballistic protective gear, a gas mask, and a balaclava, strikes me as being there (paid even) specifically to discredit the entire protest movement as 'just a bunch of hooligans'.

          here's the mike - you tell your story in your words." They wouldn't.
          And neither would I, the problems with gobalisation are complex and we live in a sound bite generation. The reporter will choose the most sensational sentence - or even fraction of a sentence and air that (normally completely out of context). You know this is true. If you have no editorial control, you cannot tell your story in your own words.

          I hear protesters have cottened onto how poor a job the media do and have started bring their own video cameras to protests. Good on them.

          However, as much as I like the angle this parody site is presenting the WTO views from, I do have to agree with you that the WTO probably has a legitimate complaint here.
  • the parody is produced by code, in code.

    Seeing as code is free speech (for the time being) it is as simple as saying the program "produces html code which is free speech, and is a parody...which is protected as free speech as well".

    Yeah, that is kind of a weasle-y way of thinking, but "eagles my fly, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines", seems to apply.

    Or, as one poster pointed out "Fight fire with fire".

    stray thought for the day:
    DMCA: Digital Masturbating Conusmers of America. ( if you ran it thru the pornalize would it accomplish anything?)
    • It's already speech, and therefore wouldn't get any more protection classified as code.

      And considering that a court has already deemed code not to be speech (2600) in addition to those that have, who knows which view would prevail in the end. You may end up attaching your free speech argument to a sinking ship.
  • Web page translator (Score:2, Informative)

    by EMIce ( 30092 )
    I remember a couple of years ago \. posted an article on how a company filed a lawsuit against the creator of an ebonics translator page and won. It took existing pages and "ebonified" them. The plantiff claimed copyright infringement when the tool was used on their particular page. Anyone remember this? It seems relevant to this new case.
  • by mindstrm ( 20013 ) on Sunday November 18, 2001 @06:43PM (#2582321)
    He was asked to remove it in a letter, in accordance with the DMCA.

    THe DMCA lets a copyright holder do this, to protect their work. They can write a letter, and have material taken down.

    However... the counter to this is that the person with the site merely has to send a letter back declaring that the information does NOT infringe on their copyrights. They then have a certain number of days to file suit or drop it.
  • The direct issue with this item appears at first to be DMCA related, but in my view the root cause issue is a highly politicized agenda driven site which is trying to use ANY topic and ANY issue to score political points against global trade related organizations.

    Examining the site, I would realize it is not the true WTO site, but MANY people are not as well informed. The site appears remarkably realistic, uses the WTO logos and nowhere does it say its a parody. The site is blatantly and unarguably attempting to use deception and fraudulent argument to advance its political agenda.

    Imagine there was a linuxkernel.org which looked exactly like the REAL kernel.org but gave out kernels patched to provide root access on port 80. The point of trademarks is to provide authenticity to information and a product. Reading something in the New York Times conveys something about its accuracy and the source of the information.

    When you have guerrilla groups attempting to use false trust to advance their agenda, not only is it cowardly, but it is against the law.
    • A good parody looks a lot like the original, but has commentary on the original within. Just look at Larry Flynt's Campari ad with Jerry Falwell. It looked like a Campari ad, and read like one too, but the content was obviously contrary to the agenda of someone. Notice that Campari didn't even bother to sue, just Falwell, and he lost.

      This site looks very WTO-ish, and that's good, the first part of a parody. Then start reading the text and realize that what they say is completely contrary to the WTO's beliefs.

      Based on precedent, I am sure the Supreme Court would uphold this one too.
  • This is a pretty straight down the line situation: gatt.org is out of line. It is not clearly a parody, and is effectively putting words into the mouth of the body it's targetting. Look at the photographs of Mike Moore next to blocks of offensive text!

    Slashdot is pretty strong on freedom of speech issues, but I think presenting this as one reflects badly on legitimate free speech issues covered in other issues.
    • by metis ( 181789 ) on Monday November 19, 2001 @01:24AM (#2583419) Homepage
      It is not clearly a parody, and is effectively putting words into the mouth of the body it's targetting.

      Putting offensive words in people's mouth is a good definition of parody. Have you watched late night shows lately?

      Besides, if the words are so offensive that you know they couldn't have been said by the WTO, then it is a clear parody. Alternatively, if you are not sure that it is the parody then either

      • the words are not really so offensive
      • You believe that the WTO can make such offensive comment in earnest.
      In the second case this isn't just parody but world class top of-the-line fscking Jonathan Swift kind of parody.

    • In the US, at least, once you're a "public figure," you're fair game, and it's almost impossible for a "public figure" to win any sort of slander or libel suit.
  • I hope VA Linux doesn't make me take this down!

    Check out:
    Smurfdot [mrsodaoverload.com] and
    Thunderslash [mrsodaoverload.com]

  • GATT.org HAD TO copy the look and feel of site - IT IS NECESSARY FOR PARODY.

    Parody: (1)A literary composition imitating the characteristic style of some other work or writer, but treating a serious subject in a nonsensical manner in an attempt at humor or ridicule.

    They use the copyright EXCUSE and also try to take it on another EXCUSE - the name GATT.org 'confuses' visitors.

    From article at IDG.net [idg.net].

    Quote:

    While the WTO encourages criticism of its role, there are limits to the forms this should take, said Carrier.

    The WTO is powerless to stop the hoax until a new procedure for domain name arbitration is introduced by the World Intellectual
    Property Organization allowing it to take control of the domain gatt.org, Carrier said.

    End Quote.

    They wish to muffle peoples voice, by taking gatt.org - saying it 'confuses' visitors to the site.

    They know the solution to avoid 'consumer confusion'.

    But they want this as an EXCUSE to steal peoples domains - so people can not use it.

    Please visit WIPO.org.uk [wipo.org.uk] to see the simple solution the authorities have been hiding from you.
    • e.g. The initials WTO are trademarked 6 times in the U.S. ALONE [uspto.gov] - please check yourselves in the other 200+ countries.

      Most trademarks share its name or initials with many others. When authorities could put trademark identity beyond shadow of doubt, they are either devoid of intelligence or corrupt.

      Do not accept the LIES of Government and the authorities - question them.

      The United Nations World Intellectual Property Organization (WIPO.org) and the United States Department of Commerce (DOC.gov) are hiding the simple solution to trademark and domain name problem.

      Please visit WIPO.org.uk [wipo.org.uk] to see it.

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