from the what's-in-your-wallet? dept.
fysdt writes "An ATM repairman was nabbed in Phoenix on charges of having stolen about $200,000 in ATM funds. His method was almost brilliant in its sheer stupidity: He pocketed the cash, and replaced it in the machines with 'counterfeit or photocopied $20 bills.'"
The possession of a book becomes a substitute for reading it.
-- Anthony Burgess