Goldman Sachs Says No Facebook Shares For US Investors 529
theodp writes "In 2009, Robert Cringely speculated that the day might be coming when Goldman Sachs decides the United States isn't worth dealing with anymore. Crazy, eh? Maybe not. Blaming 'intense media attention,' Goldman Sachs has decided to exclude US investors from a $1.5 billion Facebook offering. In a nicely-timed all-investors-are-not-created-equal MLK Day statement, the US taxpayer bailout beneficiary said, 'Goldman Sachs decided to proceed only with the offer to investors outside the US....We regret the consequences of this decision, but Goldman Sachs believes this is the most prudent path to take.'"
Your fancy US Dollars (Score:4, Interesting)
ARE WORTHLESS!
Re:Your fancy US Dollars (Score:4, Informative)
Warren Buffett and Ahmadinijad agree!
2009 http://www.zerohedge.com/article/here-why-dollar-now-effectively-worthless [zerohedge.com]
2008 http://www.marketwatch.com/story/warren-buffett-says-us-dollar-worthless-if-account-deficit-persists [marketwatch.com]
2007 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21870271/ns/business-world_business/ [msn.com] ...
2003 http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/12-16g-04.asp [indiadaily.com]
Hey, if I had that many double-consonants in my full name, would I be rich, too?
Re:Your fancy US Dollars (Score:5, Informative)
Your 2008 link has a misleading headline. The article quotes him as saying
"If our current account deficit keeps running at present levels, the dollar I think is almost certain to be worth less five to ten years from now compared to other major currencies,"
but the article headline misleadingly quotes him saying "worthless".
So to be fair to Mr. Buffett, "worth less" != "worthless"
Having said that, hopefully everybody here understands that a "dollar" has no intrinsic worth, nor is it backed by anything of intrinsic worth. So it is literally "worthless", but as long as people trade goods and services for it anyway, the great ponzi scheme goes on...
Re:Your fancy US Dollars (Score:5, Informative)
Having said that, hopefully everybody here understands that a "dollar" has no intrinsic worth, nor is it backed by anything of intrinsic worth. So it is literally "worthless", but as long as people trade goods and services for it anyway, the great ponzi scheme goes on...
I can't tell if you're trolling or not. The worth of all forms of money has always come from people being willing to trade goods and services for it. Do you think the Sumerian clay tokens representing sheep and cows had intrinsic value? No, they were worth the sheep or cow someone had agreed to trade for them. Just as "worth less" != "worthless", so too "lacking intrinsic worth" != "worthless". Money always has extrinsic worth. That's what makes it money. Even money backed by gold and silver, and gold and silver themselves, are valued more highly than their intrinsic worth: they are demanded as media of exchange far above the demand for them for use in jewelry, electronics, et cetera, and the market bears a price for them far higher than if they were only valued for their intrinsic properties, in exactly the same way the market bears a higher price for US dollars than for the paper and ink that dollar bills are printed with.
Re:Your fancy US Dollars (Score:5, Informative)
It's the difference between a fiat currency [wikipedia.org] and a representative currency [wikipedia.org]. The worth of the representative currency is determined by the amount of a real physical asset that is available.
The real difference is that there is a way fiat currency is commonly abused that doesn't happen with representative currency.
There is a built-in unsustainability caused by the private companies that issue fiat currency, like the Federal Reserve. When they create fiat money out of nothing, they loan it to the US Government in exchange for what is basically an IOU from the US Government. But they attach interest to each dollar they create. That means there are not enough total dollars in the system to pay back all of the debt. Therefore, the US Government cannot possibly pay back its debt. It can't ever do that, not even if the total federal budget were less than the tax revenues, because the money is loaned at interest the moment it's created.
The US Government has to borrow more money from the Fed, at interest, to make payments on the existing interest. Therefore, not only can it never get out of debt, the debt must also continue to increase.
Thus, fiat currency dollars don't represent wealth. They represent debt. If all debts were somehow paid off then there would be no money in circulation.
The difference is that representative currency dollars directly represent a specified amount of a tangible asset. They can be redeemed for that amount of that asset at any time. Their value cannot be lower than the value of that tangible asset. They represent wealth, not debt. If all debts were paid off under that system, you'd just have a lot of happy creditors. It's an inherently stable and sustainable system that doesn't require large amounts of built-in debt.
Unless some alchemists find an easy, dirt-cheap way to transmute worthless materials to gold, silver, or whatever the currency represents, then it has a value that can't suddenly disappear the way fiat currencies can (and have, several times throughout history).
Re:Your fancy US Dollars (Score:5, Insightful)
It's the difference between a fiat currency [wikipedia.org] and a representative currency [wikipedia.org]. The worth of the representative currency is determined by the amount of a real physical asset that is available.
I understand perfectly well the difference between fiat currency and representative currency. That doesn't change the fact that all currencies derive their value primarily from their exchangeability rather than their intrinsic worth.
The real difference is that there is a way fiat currency is commonly abused that doesn't happen with representative currency. There is a built-in unsustainability caused by the private companies that issue fiat currency, like the Federal Reserve. When they create fiat money out of nothing, they loan it to the US Government in exchange for what is basically an IOU from the US Government. But they attach interest to each dollar they create. That means there are not enough total dollars in the system to pay back all of the debt.
There was never enough gold in the US gold reserves to pay back all of the debt represented by gold-backed dollars either.
Therefore, the US Government cannot possibly pay back its debt.
What else is new? The US Government had debt it could not pay off long before Nixon took us off gold.
It can't ever do that, not even if the total federal budget were less than the tax revenues, because the money is loaned at interest the moment it's created. The US Government has to borrow more money from the Fed, at interest, to make payments on the existing interest. Therefore, not only can it never get out of debt, the debt must also continue to increase.
The Fed, from whom we are borrowing money at interest, is principally owned by the government and remits its profits to the US treasury (after doling out the appropriate share to member banks). I wish we only had to borrow from them.
Thus, fiat currency dollars don't represent wealth. They represent debt. If all debts were somehow paid off then there would be no money in circulation.
I'm pretty sure that's true of all moneys, everywhere. A piece of currency in my pocket represents somebody else owing me a debt, and it always has. Sometimes this debt has been denominated in a specific amount of a specific metal.
The difference is that representative currency dollars directly represent a specified amount of a tangible asset. They can be redeemed for that amount of that asset at any time. Their value cannot be lower than the value of that tangible asset.
It can if there's a crisis of confidence in the issuing agency's ability to cover their redemption.
They represent wealth, not debt.
All money represents debt. By definition money [wikipedia.org] represents a promise to pay by somebody else; if it didn't, it wouldn't be money.
Re:Your fancy US Dollars (Score:5, Insightful)
Gold (or whatever you make your coins out of) has no intrinsic worth - the only reason we value it is because it is scarce and pretty. Given a world famine, try using gold to trade for something when all everyone wants is food. The value of that gold is determined by the demand for it, and if there is no demand...
And if you think gold will always be in demand, I'd like to point out the example of using shells as money, or any other ancient form of commodity money.
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Which, in the case of fiat currency, is the total industrial output of the nation issuing it.
It's the gold-backed currency that's backed by nothing of value.
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If the dollar fails China will be SOL. No one to sell too and all those nice investments up in smoke.
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China has been very good at taking the US dollars they've earned and investing them in 3rd world countries. China is diversified in a way that puts any company or government or billionaire to shame.
goldman is certain they would be sued and lose (Score:3)
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To put it another way, US regulation is good enough to deter people from selling a dodgy investment (and it is dodgy - the structure is an attempt to circumvent normal rules) to Americans.
I am no fan of many aspects of the regulatory system in the US, but this shows its strengths.
We should remember this next time (Score:5, Insightful)
We should remember this next time these assholes want a bailout.
Re:We should remember this next time (Score:5, Insightful)
If they were too big to fail, clearly they were too big to be allowed to survive. At the very least each one should have been broken up.
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That's why I think subdividing them along functional lines would be more effective. That way people who just want a safe place to put money have it, and the gamblers can be hung out to dry.
Re:We should remember this next time (Score:5, Informative)
The collapse of Iceland and the PIIGS has been enough to push the Eurozone to the breaking point.
Read a little more. Iceland did not bail out its banks, they let them fail (and were branded as terrorists by the UK for doing so). Iceland is NOT part of the PIIGS (the two "I"'s are Ireland and Italy). And curiously the countries that are struggling are the ones that DID bail out their banks. The economy of Iceland is actually growing again, which is more than can be said for "The Eurozone".
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Ah, but Iceland chose not to bail out their own banks because a very large part, if not a majority, of the investors in those banks were British. Made perfect sense not to sink their economy to recover British savings.
In my yard (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:In my yard (Score:4, Insightful)
Who is this "we" you're talking about? You seriously think you (or any random amalgamation of US citizens) have more influence with Uncle Sam than GS?
Re:In my yard (Score:4, Interesting)
So now, after millions of dollars in bonuses for executives who bankrupted the company, and hardly any money to normalize loans so that we would not neighborhood destroyed by foreclosed home, they spend money on this but lock out the people who paid for the bailout.
It could be that Facebook is at the point of Myspace, where the company is trying to cash in while it can. Goldman Sachs is trying to create a novel structure, much like the mortgage back security, in whih the real risks of the investment are hidden from the investor. This instruments sole purpose is to hide the innards of Facebook from investors. Because the money for Facebook is from the taxpayer, Goldman Sachs has almost no risk, just potential for commisions.
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Ironically, this is happening because they're playing by "your" rules.
SEC regulations prohibit banks from advertising or marketting private stock vehicles like the one that was created here. With all of the press of this thing, GS is concerned the SEC would view that as advertising/marketting, which would put them at risk of breaking SEC regulations.
The gotcha though, is that these regulations pertain ONLY to American Investors. So GS has decided that, in order to ensure that they're within "your rules", th
Re:In my yard (Score:5, Informative)
Re:In my yard (Score:5, Insightful)
Yeah, but good news. Facebook found "one" investor willing to pay $1.5B. Of course that "one" investor is going to sell stakes in its "one" investment to hundreds or thousands of other people, but still. I mean, isn't that great? Facebook still has 498 slots open before they have to comply with "US regulatory nonsense" like, you know, informing would-be investors about how their company is actually doing. Fucking bunch of communists over at the SEC, man. Always stomping on small businesses like Goldman Sachs and companies valuated at $50 billion all on some ludicrous notion that investors should be informed as to what they might be investing in.
oh really? (Score:5, Insightful)
We bail you out of from your greedy stupidity and this is your thank you? Looks like someone needs their corporate charter revoked.
Re:oh really? (Score:5, Informative)
I mostly agree with you. However, from the article:
"Under US securities law, if more than 500 investors hold a private company's shares, the firm is required to register with the SEC and file public statements.
The exclusion of US investors is unlikely to affect plans for Facebook to raise the $1.5bn, although it will mean some wealthy individuals and companies being denied a chance to buy into a fast-growing firm."
It kind of looks like the people who could really benefit from an IPO would already have been excluded. Just like always. So, I'm less inclined to be upset about this.
Re:oh really? (Score:5, Interesting)
It kind of looks like the people who could really benefit from an IPO would already have been excluded. Just like always. So, I'm less inclined to be upset about this.
Given Facebook has all the hallmarks of being the next AOL and Mark Zuckerberg the next Steve case, I have a feeling that GS is doing the US a favor.
I guess the very people who bailed them out... (Score:4, Insightful)
...are now too good for them?
Man if that doesn't spell out the textbook definition of pretentious cocksucker, I don't know what does...
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Nice selective editing! (Score:5, Insightful)
Basically they think that offering it to us based investors may break a securities law. While they might be lying, it should have at least been in the summary.
A Way To Get Around Regulations (Score:5, Informative)
The US has disclosure rules that protect investors in companies that have more than 500 investors. Goldman Sachs is creating a scheme where they are the singular investor, but then other investors buy into their shares of Facebook. This prevents Facebook from having to disclose certain information that is considered critical in deciding to invest in a company or not, and allows them to sell shares without informing the public about what they're buying.
This has been on the SEC's radar as potentially totally illegal, as it pretty blatantly is designed to get around this particular rule. The rule is there to protect small investors, and help create a more fair, less manipulated playing field.
Quite frankly, whatever Facebook will become in the future, the current valuations are crazy. This is protecting US investors from taking a bath, as the rule was intended to do in the first place.
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There's something seriously wrong with a plan designed to prevent people from seeing what they're buying. This means that they're not just screwing over the overseas investors... but they might be covering up something wrong with Facebook. Does this mean we can expect Facebook to go down? I use it all the time, not good...
If the rule was intended to prevent US investors being screwed; then why doesn't the SEC complain about this sale as well? Make Goldman reveal the details or sit on their investment.
Re:A Way To Get Around Regulations (Score:4, Informative)
Re:A Way To Get Around Regulations (Score:4, Interesting)
You lack imagination. They owe more than the money they borrowed, any company that leaned on the taxpayer does. Any time a company wants to privatize profits but make losses at the risk of the public, there is a debt beyond cash.
Re:A Way To Get Around Regulations (Score:5, Interesting)
Not confused at all. They owe more than MONEY. You don't get that.
The fed isn't a fucking bank, we had to bail them out because of their own actions, and actions of like banks. What they owe is to move forward in a responsible way so we don't have to bail them out again. They owe the citizens a debt of gratitude. They operate in a free country, they owe it to us to operate ethically. Money isn't the only method for measuring the "quality" of a business. It is also not the only way to measure debt.
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Not confused at all. They owe more than MONEY. You don't get that.
The fed isn't a fucking bank, we had to bail them out because of their own actions, and actions of like banks.
You're right, the fed [wikipedia.org] is a group of 12 FUCKING BANKS [wikipedia.org].
Re:A Way To Get Around Regulations (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:A Way To Get Around Regulations (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:A Way To Get Around Regulations (Score:5, Insightful)
No. G-S are not "trying to be good guys." They are trying to make money in a scam investment in a way that is illegal in the U.S. They are obeying U.S. law to avoid being sued or whatever. This is purely a cover-your-ass move.
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Actually, believe it or not, the SEC is the good guys here...
The SEC thinks that companies that you can buy shares in should be honest about their financial situation.
So they've made it mandatory to disclose said financial stuff.
And they put in a caveat for little business with under 500 investors so the paperwork doesn't drive them out of business.
So Goldman Sachs, whose pure motivation was, and still is, to make money off the deal, and undoubtedly knows the actual financials behind FB, tried to figure out
Like animals before an earthquake. (Score:5, Insightful)
Good (Score:5, Insightful)
What Goldman was doing was essentially illegal in the US. Facebook is a private company and without opening it's books such a company can't take on more than 499 investors. To skirt this requirement Goldman was acting as a single "investor" but actually just planned to sell shares of it's stake on to it's clients (with hefty commissions). This is a violation of the spirit and possibly the letter of the law, and the SEC stepped in. To take the heat off Goldman is now going to run their scam outside of the US where presumably it's legal.
And yes, this probably is a scam. There are good reasons not to allow public investment in opaque ventures whose value can't be determined, and Goldman is clearly banking on charging oversized commissions because it's selling a product you can't get anywhere else (cause it's illegal, hmm). The first investors will make loads of cash just like in any pump and dump scheme, the suckers will get rolled. The Facebook guys get to cash out, turning some of those pretend billions into real dough before the company goes Myspace. Worthwhile tech ventures will go underfunded and even larger numbers of (dumb) investors will lose confidence in the markets.
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Re:Good (Score:4, Funny)
Going public means having to comply with Sarbanes-Oxley [techdirt.com]. Compliance is an entire industry unto itself, so the law of unintended consequences happens:
Without SarbOx, something this complicated and dangerously-close-to-illegal would just be stupid, and Facebook would be publicly traded, with all the oversight that entailed. But, maybe all that extra regulation everyone's dodging already prevented a second Enron~
Re:Good (Score:5, Insightful)
Goldman values Facebook at $50bn. That's not some tiny startup that can't afford regulatory compliance. It's more than some huge publicly traded firms.
Now you might argue that this valuation is fantasy and I would not disagree. However, this high valuation exists because Goldman is running a scam. You can't simultaneously argue that Facebook is some poor startup getting squished by regulation and also that Goldman should be free to sell it to investors as a $50bn behemoth.
Re:Good (Score:4, Interesting)
I wrote that small businesses get squashed by regulation, but big businesses can avoid it. Why would you conclude, in an article about Facebook and Goldman Sachs avoiding regulation, that I thought both of them were "small"?
Multiplicity of Standards (Score:4, Insightful)
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As has been pointed out all ready. The reason they are doing this is to avoid the SEC putting a bunch of people in jail. The fact that this stock offering violates US law thus exposing themselves to the wrath of the SEC and G-S recognizes this and is refusing to sell to US shareholders should absolutely scare the bejesus out of any potential investor. This offering is structured so that they are concealing public company financials in an illegal way in the US (so that if Zuckerberg empties the bank account
Yes GS is bad, but... (Score:3, Insightful)
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Wow, a voice of reason in the middle of a mob
Re:Yes GS is bad, but... (Score:5, Insightful)
Wow, a voice of reason in the middle of a mob
Not really. It would be more appropriate to say that about all the people pointing out that GS is basically doing us a favor by not offering it here because it's almost certainly a scam. GP is basically saying "Oh Noes! We are losing investment competitiveness b/c our gov'mint won't allow scams!" but without admitting the scam part.
Re:Yes GS is bad, but... (Score:5, Insightful)
No, open books are required for public investment. Otherwise an informed investment cannot be made. Capitalism requires informed actors, this is clearly a method around that. This just means the rules need to be changed so it cannot happen again.
Re:Yes GS is bad, but... (Score:4, Insightful)
Why must open books be required for public investment?
Because the government, in its wisdom, realized that people actually fall for con men's tricks, so they try to outlaw the more obvious ways of grifting people. In the case of the stock market, the people falling for the con have all the money in your parent's 401K in their pocket, so this is more than just protecting the trader.
Why does it bother you that Person X might invest in Person Y's venture?
It doesn't bother anyone for X to invest in Y's venture. It bothers (or should bother) everyone when a scam artist gets away with it.
If you want to piss away your cash on three card monte, there's still plenty of opportunities around for you to get screwed.
Re:Yes GS is bad, but... (Score:5, Informative)
And yes many people think FB is overvalued, but that should be a personal investment decision, not something the government decides for you.
The whole point of the law that G-S is so afraid to run afoul of is to ensure that people making those personal investment decisions actually have sufficient information to make a meaningful decision, rather than a gamble.
Re:Yes GS is bad, but... (Score:4, Insightful)
Selling lead-laced consumer goods is bad, but...
Child labor is bad, but...
Dealing in sex slaves is bad, but...
Just think of all of the other ways that the US is losing its competitive edge due to its complex and outdated regulatory regime. If only we could get rid of all of those pesky laws, we could finally make some real money... maybe even become the world's richest country.
Re:Yes GS is bad, but... (Score:4, Insightful)
There are a lot of legitimate reasons to say the US is losing competitiveness. This is not one.
Re:Yes GS is bad, but... (Score:4, Insightful)
Are you serious? Are you for real?
The deal is a minimum $2MM buy-in to get shares in a private company that doesn't have to tell you anything publicly (i.e., there's no independent verification of anything they're saying in the pitch) and that peaked a year ago, meaning its sole asset (i.e., users and credibility) is on the downslope. You're locked in for two years, while GS takes 10% off the top in fees and cash deposit, and they can walk at any time.
GS decided to not offer the deal to American investors because it would have tripped a regulation that says that, if you have too many private investors, you're acting like a publically traded company and must disclose like one. That's the complex and outdated regulation that you think is holding back America?
Looks to me like the SEC saved a bunch of American more-money-than-brains nouveau riche from getting held down and sodomized by a bunch of GS traders who are spilling their scotch on you because they're laughing so hard.
Anyone who takes this deal is paying huge for a massive ass-reaming
Re:Yes GS is bad, but... (Score:4, Interesting)
Whenever I hear a libertarian bitching about "complex and outdated" regulatory regimes I do two things, reach for my gun and hold on to my wallet, because I know that I'm about to get ripped off and fucked over by a scam artist. Yeah, isn't it wonderful how we got rid of all of those "complex and outdated" regulations like Glass-Steagall and reasonable capital ratios? Why we've just benefitted so much from the trickle-down effect, oh wait, that's not trickle down, that's just some bankster pissing all over me.
What Goldman is really saying (Score:3)
Meaningless For "Qualified" Investors (Score:4, Insightful)
I contend that for any of G-S' target US customers, moving the sale outside of the US is meaningless. The sale was aimed at high net-worth individuals, and just about any of these people (or their portfolio manager) will be able to participate via their off-shore accounts. The action in the usual off-shore banking establishments, or even through US citizens' above board overseas accounts, will probably prove heavy.
This action is strictly to put off the day of reckoning with the SEC.
If you were wondering how bad the deal is (Score:5, Informative)
This article [thedailybeast.com] gives an overview of what Goldman Sachs will be giving investors and it isn't pretty.
The investor needs to put in at least $2mil and GS will take 4.5% in fees and another 5% of any profit earned. The real kicker is the investors can't sell until 2013, while GS reserves the right to cash out whenever they want without giving any warning. If the share price drops, GS will happily bail out, leaving their customers holding the bag. Again.
Overall it's an awful deal, unless you have a lot of cash to burn and somehow think that the Facebook of 2013 will be worth more than its currently overpriced 2011 version.
I take this as a sign Facebook is about to go away (Score:4, Insightful)
I bet 100% of the investors are going to short that stock big time. No way I am buying into the eventual public IPO.
When Facebook goes public, it will the very definition of a bubble. The company's tangible physical assets are probably less than $500 million. In some objective sense, they are measuring value based on the actual number of Facebook users.
This means they are dependent upon the interest of users to maintain that value. So was AOL, so was Compuserve, so were a lot of other things that lost a lot of value in a very short time.
I get the same sense I did when I saw the AOL deal go through. WTF, this cannot be right. I can't tell you what kind of game changing, cataclysmic innovation is going to affect their value, but it's going to emerge.
Re:So what GS is saying is.... (Score:5, Funny)
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Goldman-Sachs is just trying to CIRCUMVENT them.
There. Fixed that for you.
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There is a special place in hell for these SOBs.
Congress?
Re:So what GS is saying is.... (Score:5, Interesting)
Maybe this is the future growth export industry in the US: securities fraud of foreign nationals.
Re:So what GS is saying is.... (Score:5, Funny)
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Maybe this is the future growth export industry in the US: securities fraud of foreign nationals.
Well they basically spent the last decade exporting fraudulent debt, so it seems like a logical progression...
Re:So what GS is saying is.... (Score:4, Interesting)
And, they probably -are- protecting the public in this case...companies should not be allowed to sell shares to the public without disclosing important information about themselves.
Maybe this is the future growth export industry in the US: securities fraud of foreign nationals.
Future growth industry? Dude, in the industry everyone knows not to touch US onshore investors. It's too messy in terms of documentation, and it gives the SEC powers to look at your investors from other countries. Everything US is done via offshore entities to prevent this. I'm surprised everyone thinks this is news.
Re:So what GS is saying is.... (Score:5, Interesting)
It wasn't the "European banks" that got hurt from the mortgage-backed bunkum. They were made whole to the tune of 100 cents on the dollar. The people who are paying for it are the same ones that are paying for it over here. You and me. Our parents. Our kids.
They are creating a "breakaway" culture, who within decades will be the only ones with access to capital, to new technologies, to advanced health care. That's the ultimate effect of the dramatic increase in wealth disparity. Fifty years of this and they'll be as far ahead of the rest of us as the American settlers were of the Native Americans. When two cultures exist side-by-side and one is so far in advance of the other, it doesn't work out well for the ones on the bottom. We are seeing evolutionary branching based on wealth alone.
Re:So what GS is saying is.... (Score:4, Interesting)
The SEC has all sorts of regulations meant to "protect" the public. Goldman-Sachs is just trying to obey them.
LOL... Having been suckered into too many IPOs I agree. Thanks for looking out for us Goldman!
Seriously people, why would you want to buy this? Zuckerman and friends are multi multi millionaires. They did it pretty much by starting with nothing. This is just their chance to cash out before the thing heads south. If they saw much more upside, would they be selling?
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Re:So what GS is saying is.... (Score:5, Insightful)
This is what I find really worrisome. As a regulatory body, the SEC is kind of a joke. The bankers can and do get away with almost anything. For GS to exclude the US from the Facebook offering, this has to be a screwjob of such magnitude that even the SEC would have to act.
Re:So what GS is saying is.... (Score:4, Insightful)
How long before someone puts out a list of their executives names and addresses along with their offshore bank accounts that they use to hide money from the IRS?
Oh wait...
You might want to mention this story the next time someone tries to blow some "supply-side economics" smoke up your ass. "Trickle-down" indeed.
Re:What's the bottom line? (Score:4, Interesting)
You've got to do a lot more than that. These shares are probably not going to get to the retail brokers at all. They'll get divvied up between the big banks and the investment houses to be distributed to their most favored customers.
I can pretty much guarantee that whoever you are, you are not one of their "most favored" customers.
Re:So what GS is saying is.... (Score:5, Insightful)
No, they are saying that the US has too many laws that bar advanced scams with securities, hence it is not very profitable to run such scams in the US.
But don't worry - it is very likely that whatever offer was going to be made would have excluded small investors outright; and that those US investors that would have been asked to consider buying into the fund have the offshore units that will allow them to do so now.
Re:So what GS is saying is.... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:So what GS is saying is.... (Score:5, Funny)
A banker with a conscience? Hahaha that's the best joke I've heard all night.
Re:So what GS is saying is.... (Score:5, Insightful)
To be an effective trader, basically what you do is step in to a transaction between two people and shove them far enough apart that they can't communicate. Then you go to the seller, tell them that you and your buddies are their only market and you will pay them $XYZ for everything they have. A real low-ball figure. Do your best to put them in the fucking poor house.
You then take whatever you bought to the person who was already interested in buying it, and tell them you and your buddies are the only source for whatever it is you bought, and if they want any of it they'll have to pay you $XXYYZZ. An absurdly overvalued figure. Do your best to put them in the fucking poor house.
What's going on is that traders at no point are about facilitating exchanges between two parties. Every step of the way, their goal is to screw everybody who's still holding a single red cent so hard that their fillings fall out, and then collect those fillings -- gold, too, is an investment.
Re:Shove (Score:3)
Sky's Alive, your post is the one.
I had a massive 4-part re-spin of your comment in flux, but then I wiped it for being too depressing. Let's just say this:
At the same time we're about to get a lot of "Everyone must sacrifice to pay down the debt" government rhetoric, the Gov bails out Goldman Sachs. Meanwhile Mr. Z. somehow convinces parents who decided to skip myspace that finally Facebook Is It, the place to post every personal detail they have. Remember the folks last week who wanted to make it the inte
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Well, think of it this way. Once all the foreigners have been screwed over and are dead-broke, the dollar might be worth something again.
See? G-S is just doing what's best for America. ;)
Re:So what GS is saying is.... (Score:5, Interesting)
What it is is a scheme to get our taxpayer money which we bailed them out with last years out of the country. They invest in a big bubble once more, this time with their bailout money, invest in it from outside the country using shills (so it can't get scrutinized by the local authorities) and then bust the bubble after transferring out all the cash.
Re:So what GS is saying is.... (Score:5, Insightful)
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I didn't know American Citizens spelled check as 'cheque' unless I happened to be sleeping that day in school when we reverted back to British Spellings.
Re:Where's my cheque? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Where's my cheque? (Score:5, Funny)
Have you seen our women?
If you can afford to feed one, you can have one.
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You mean below fair market value interest. You see those loans were given because the banks needed to borrow money and could not, because they did not want to pay enough interest. You can always get a loan if you pay enough interest. So any loan given was below market levels, meaning the difference was a free giveaway to the banks.
Re:USA a minefield? (Score:5, Informative)
From the past couple years, Id say if anyone gets the screwing by corporations and the government, it's the American Citizen, not the corporation. I'd say they have some sort of idea that Facebook has some sort of nasty liability (like not being worth nearly as much as they claim) that will cause them to get into more trouble like Goldman was at the start of the Economic Crisis.
Re:USA a minefield? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:USA a minefield? (Score:4, Informative)
100x earnings... yeah, no bubble here.
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100x earnings... yeah, no bubble here.
One hundred times earnings? Worse, actually. One hundred times revenue. They are probably barely making a profit at this point. Facebook isn't ready for an IPO at fifty billion dollars until it comes up with revenue on the order of two or three billion dollars a year, and profit of at least half that. Even then it might be a dodgy investment, but I have little doubt they could pull it off, IPO wise.
Re:USA a minefield? (Score:5, Interesting)
If it turns out that Facebook is a bubble[...]
If?
I have to wonder -- given their past behavior -- if GS is juggling its various independent business entities so that one entity can offer the IPO while another entity shorts the motherfucking hell out of it. The actual reality would undoubtedly be more complex than the non-gnome population could readily understand, but I wouldn't be surprised if, once all the layers of obfuscation are peeled away, that's what it boils down to.
In any case, Facebook really doesn't have a whole lot of room to grow, and it's ripe to be friendsterized by someone in the next wave of social networks. Live by the social trend, die by the social trend.
Re:USA a minefield? (Score:4, Insightful)
You are wondering?
I would be willing to guarantee they are doing something like that.
Re:Exodus, anyone? (Score:5, Informative)
Ah, the day I deleted my facebook account, one of the most liberating things I have ever done.
It's a bit presumptions how they:
1) Assume you would rather "deactivate" your account (making it functionally identical to an active account AFAICT) and make you google for the actual "delete your account" link
2)Require a 2 week "pending deletion" period, during which if you log in you will cancel your request for account deletion.
Still, inconveniences aside, I would recommend account deletion to everyone. No longer will you receive dozens of invites a day to banal "spam to click" games from people you barely knew in school, no longer will you miss birthday drinking sessions because you were only ever informed via facebook (all e-mails from which going straight into your "failbook spam" folder) and no longer will you get hassle from the Mrs. when she finds out you accepted a friend request from a girl you used to date 15 years ago.
Free yourself from the tyranny of social retards today!
Re:Exodus, anyone? (Score:5, Insightful)
I know Facebook hating is en vogue around here, but c'mon.
Click "Account" -> "Help Center". The top question is "How do I permanently delete my account?" The description clearly states the difference between deactivating vs deleting your account. (Deactivating makes your profile disappear from Facebook, but all of your data is held on to in case you want to reactivate.)
So... don't log in?
You can disable all of those, and you can also unfriend annoying people, just as you can in real life.
Step 1. Send all Facebook notification to spam folder
Step 2. Complain about not receiving Facebook notifications
Huh?
If that actually happened, Facebook isn't the biggest problem in your relationship.
Re:Exodus, anyone? (Score:4, Interesting)
There are three primary things that facebook is useful for imho, first is the chat system which is xmpp based (open standard, gtalk etc uses it too) which everyone uses so many friends that do not use other IM system such as msn, aol etc are available to talk to.
Next is the event system complete with iCal support, friends can invite me to events and it will magically appear with details on my android.
Finally where facebook started, photo sharing and tagging, the ability to quickly share things with friends by simply uploading them.
The value comes from the ease of use of sharing information. But of course, this comes with the caveat that you should only put information on there that you _want_ to be shared.
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FB is wanting to stay as private as possible. Nothing wrong with that.
I find the irony of FB (and Mark Zuckerberg) not wanting the public to know much about the companies financial information amazing. If only they cared about their product (aka the users) the same way.
Re:Do US people need protection from US gov't (Score:5, Insightful)
In this case, they're right. The valuation is ridiculously excessive relative to their annual revenue, and I fail to see how being deprived of getting scammed is destroying America. Does anyone honestly think Madoff getting busted was a threat to liberty? It's a bit sad we let them take foreign investors like that, but hey, I guess that at least benefits the US economy, right?
I also find it quite ironic that a company that has abused end-user privacy so casually expects a great deal of privacy for themselves.