LANCOR v. OLPC Case Continues In Nigerian Court 281
drewmoney writes "According to an article on Groklaw: It's begun in a Nigerian court. LANCOR has actually done it. Guess what the Nigerian keyboard makers want from the One Laptop Per Child charitable organization trying to make the world a better place? $20 million dollars in 'damages,' and an injunction blocking OLPC from distribution in Nigeria."
Why don't the Nigerians just (Score:5, Funny)
Dollars $ Dollars (Score:5, Funny)
Q: How do you pronounce "$20"
A: "Twenty dollars"
Q: How do you pronounce "$20 million"
A: "Twenty million dollars"
Q: How do you pronounce "$20 million dollars"
A: "Twenty million dollars dollars"
You're welcome.
Fuller version... (Score:5, Funny)
OLPC defense fund (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Why don't the Nigerians just (Score:5, Funny)
Re:keyboard in dispute not used in production devi (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Why don't the Nigerians just (Score:5, Funny)
(No, I'm not really Nigerian.)
Question Mark (Score:0, Funny)
Q: How do you end a question?
A: With a question mark.
Q: How do you end a statement?
A: With a period.
Q: What do you call a grammar nazi whose mock questions don't end in question marks?
A: Dumb.
Re:Dollars $ Dollars (Score:1, Funny)
-- Bogo Mugubwai, Nigeria
Re:Question Mark (Score:5, Funny)
Q: Should the word "Nazi" be capitalized?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you hold article comments to the same grammatical standards as the articles themselves?
A: No.
Q: What do you call someone who does the above for no reason other than to attract attention and cause disruption?
A: A troll.
Re:Why don't the Nigerians just (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Question Mark (Score:5, Funny)
Q: Should tutorial be the new fad?
A: Yes.
Q: Does it seem weak and unimaginative?
A: Yes.
Q: Then why persist?
A: In the mere hopes that it offends at least one person.
Re:Question Mark (Score:5, Funny)
Q: Is "it offends at least one person" a single hope?
A: Yes.
Q: Should "hopes" therefore be "hope"?
A: Yes.
Q: ??
A: Profit!!
Re:Why don't the Nigerians just (Score:5, Funny)
My name is Prince Anonoomosa C'ow-Ard of the Nigerian Royal Family. Recently my family has been driven from power by Marxist revolutionaries. I need your kind help to move my family's enormous stash of TWO HUNDRED MILLION mod points out of the country. In exchange for your help I am willing to offer to you ten percent of this sum, deposited into the comments of your choice. As a gesture of good faith on your part, please mod this comment up.
Mod parent down (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Don't do business there (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Thats just it (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Die OLPC, Die. (Score:3, Funny)
Sounds shifty to me.
Seriously, though, don't most keyboards have two shift keys (and a caplocks key)?