Don't Sever A High-Tech Lifeline for Musicians 485
Licensed2Hack writes "Janis Ian, who provided this slashdot interview last September, has written this editorial in the Los Angeles Times. Janis says, "After I first posted downloadable music, my merchandise sales went up 300%. They're still double what they were before the MP3s went online." And the RIAA's stated goal in preventing this type of activity with their lawsuit against Verizon is to increase sales..."
so wait... You're telling me that all I have to do (Score:5, Funny)
Well, I have a short list of people who I believe have been pirating music:
Hillary Rosen
George W. Bush
William Jefferson Clinton
Gandhi
Carrot Top
Ann Coulter
Jesse Jackson
The Dell Dude
mathew lesko (The question mark guy selling the book on how to get free government money)
Rick Fox (from the Lakers...)
the difference is WHO is posting the music (Score:1, Funny)
My fellow Americans, we must not let the soverignity of hard-working American musicians be blatantly and wantonly violated by hooligans and rebellious thieves who commit theft in the name of technology.
Thank you and God bless America.
Sabrina (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I agree completely. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:so wait... You're telling me that all I have to (Score:2, Funny)
i got a better idea (Score:1, Funny)
Profit lost... (Score:3, Funny)
The problem is that the recording companies can see a "free market" in the future, which means their relitive profit will probably come close to zero.
In Ellen Fiess-ese here's the senario:
"So the RIAA guy was like, 'Ah, like, I was doing my homework, and like,,, if these, like people start using mp3s, they will, like, stop buying CDs from us
So I was like Nooo Waaay!, so I made the switch from opressing music artists to suing and getting court orders to ransack small buisinesses trying to establish file-sharing on the internet.
I'm so totally pleased in my desision to broaden my circle oppression, cause, like, I feel so much more totally secure.'"
-- All your sig. are belong to us
Re:so wait... You're telling me that all I have to (Score:5, Funny)
Re:so wait... You're telling me that all I have to (Score:3, Funny)
Am I the only one ... (Score:3, Funny)
To: spamvictim@aol.com
Subject: MAKE EASY MONEY AT HOME
After I first posted downloadable music, my merchandise sales went up 300%. They're still double what they were before the MP3s went online.
Re:Well, obviously... (Score:3, Funny)
Ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy.
Re:Legacy of Greed (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Legacy of Greed (Score:2, Funny)
Without use of amplifiers, if they want to make the noise of 10,000 musicians, they would have to hire 10,000 musicians. Amplifiers put musicians out of work!
Re:On the mark... (Score:5, Funny)
Nice alliteration, but I have a better one:
Performances purveyors Pearl Jam, Phish, P.E., and players like Prince, possess perspicacity, preventing pandering to profiteers, preferring portraying poetry prolifically. Presently, performers procure popularity from performances; pessimistic pilferers perish.
Re:To be fair (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Is Janis the only one who knows how to rip MP3s (Score:2, Funny)
I'm reading a book right now
while driving my car and writ