Court Orders Theranos Founder Elizabeth Holmes To Go To Prison (cnbc.com) 107
Disgraced Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes has been ordered to report to prison while she appeals her fraud conviction and jail sentence of over 11 years for defrauding investors. She has also been ordered to pay $452 million to victims, which will be split with her former partner, Ramesh "Sunny" Balwani, who was also convicted and sentenced to 13 years in prison. CNBC reports: Elizabeth Holmes, the disgraced CEO of Theranos, must report to prison on May 30, according to a ruling issued Wednesday by U.S. District Judge Edward Davila. Holmes must report to prison no later than 2:00 p.m. local time on that day, and is expected to begin her sentence at a minimum-security facility in Bryan, Texas. On Tuesday, an appeals court rejected Holmes' bid to stay out of prison while she appeals her conviction. In another Tuesday ruling, Judge Davila ordered that Holmes and former Theranos executive Ramesh "Sunny" Balwani pay $452 million in restitution to victims. You can read more about the 'U.S. v. Elizabeth Holmes, et al.' case here.
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How long do we need to wait for Fauci to be in prison.
After you.
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Re:All because (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, I'm sure that's all it was.
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Finally (Score:5, Funny)
Finally, a feel-good story on /.
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You are fun!
She'll probably be on a plane to Russia tonight and start a lucrative business selling prison inmate testing kits
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Shrinking market. The prison population is being fed into the war machine!
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She'll probably be on a plane to Russia tonight and start a lucrative business selling prison inmate testing kits
I think they yanked her passport after she got caught trying to flee to Mexico with a one-way ticket, for "a friend's wedding", back in January.
Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes attempted to flee US, prosecutors claim [bbc.com]
Elizabeth Holmes made an ‘attempt to flee the country’ after her conviction, prosecutors say [cnn.com]
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She tried that with a one-way ticket? She must be even more stupid than I thought.
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"Passport"?
Oh, I keep forgetting you people are poor.
Passports are only applicable for commercial flights.
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(sssh, he identifies as rich, don't be a hater!)
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you will still have to go through customs when you get there and will still need a passport / visa
There are plenty of places where a briefcase full of cash is a perfectly acceptable substitute for a passport.
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I suspect Mr. Trump would be happy to loan her a passport from one of the pregnant Russian women giving birth in his hotels.
https://weta.org/watch/shows/c... [weta.org]
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The inn you're referring to was not catering specifically to wealthy foreign familes, encouraging their pregnant women to travel specifically to Israel to be born as a Jew. That was an issue in Israel at least until 2013, when Israel stopped automatically providing birth documentation to the infants of foreign women born on Israel's soil. The practice is also very old, merchants sent their wives and families to Roman cities so their children would be Roman citizens.
I've not suggested restricting it, but I d
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And they didnt even drag her into the lockup for THAT?
Man, the rich even do prison differently to the rest of us....
In 2 weeks on May 30 (Score:2)
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So they gave her enough time to run. I would bet money she is going hop on a plane and attempt to disappear.
This is the part I don't understand. She had plenty of time and money to at least make a half ass attempt to run. If I was running a multibillion dollar scam, I would have had a way out prepared. Set up a few shell companies and squirrel away a few million in foreign bank accounts. Then as soon as I sniff the jig is up, I'm gone.
Or that is what I think I would do. I'm not a criminal master mind. I'd probably be parked in a no parking spot and get my car towed as I was trying to make a getaway.
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Re:In 2 weeks on May 30 (Score:5, Informative)
So they gave her enough time to run. I would bet money she is going hop on a plane and attempt to disappear.
They yanked her passport after she tried to flee to Mexico on a one-way ticket "for a friend's wedding" back in January, after being convicted. (I noted this elsewhere with news links.)
Soon joined by SBF? (Score:1)
About time! (Score:2)
Worse than Crypto Shills (Score:1)
Good.
Prison Sex (Score:2)
As a tool I volunteer.
Time to spend some Kharma (Score:2)
But moreover, should we be using prison to deter crimes?
Stick with me on this. Why don't people want t
Re:Time to spend some Kharma (Score:5, Insightful)
What exactly does society get out of sending her to prison?
To prevent others from committing fraud. If you let people get away with blatant crimes, then why even have jail for anyone? This isn't just about repaying investors (will never happen either) but if there's no punitive penalty then that gives a big message to other criminals that they'll also get a slap on the wrist when they commit fraud.
You may as well ask why Bernie Madoff is in jail, or Ken Lay, or Martin Shkreli, or anyone else that went to jail while being rich enough to have a good lawyer. Or maybe someone thinks only poor people should be in jail?
We've been putting people in prison for fraud (Score:2)
At no point did I say we let her get away with it. But I'm saying is that we can easily prevent her from committing any more fraud. Limit the jobs she's allowed to have and monitor her and those jobs. It would be both less expensive and more humane than prison.. the point being that she's not an active threat to the community in a way
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Well, it is the American legal system. There may be better ways of doing things. We know the death penalty doesn't work, and so most civilized countries have dropped that. Many systems have adopted a more reform and rehabilitation approach. However there still needs to be some punitive portion of a criminal sentence, something a bit stronger than "you can't be a CEO for X years". Even then the punitive portion may not be deterring criminals too much. This is all a different conversation though.
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I'm not saying she should have an exception (Score:3)
I think that's the problem. I don't know any way to communicate this idea without people thinking about someone they don't like (often for a good rea
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Is this mod bait to eat up mod points or something?
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You're putting words in my mouth (Score:1)
If you want to stop shoplifting (besides the occasional kid doing it for a thrill or a dare) you address underlining causes. Look at the stuff being locked up now. It's baby formula, diapers and medicine. Maybe do something about people who don't have baby formula and you won't have shoplifting.
Meanwhile we're using a form of torture to control behavior. That doesn
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For centuries. But we still have fraud. I know that's not an entirely appropriate argument
That is a stupid argument. Nothing is perfect and won't ever be. If you want to make an sensible argument find some externality corrected dataset showing the fraud rate before and after introduction of laws against it. It's not just not an "entirely appropriate argument", it's outright nonsensical.
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You can consider as example Jerome Kerviel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... [wikipedia.org] trader at Societe Generale in Paris, who committed fraud for about 4,9 billion euros. He was sentenced to 3 years in jail, served 5 months. His punishment was mostly financial. He cannot profit from his story (the bank can claim anything he earns to repay the damage). He gave some talks about the dangers of the financial markets, at a point he made a walking pilgrimage to meet with the Pope in Rome. He lives free but his financial
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Your description is inaccurate, and his case was totally different from Holmes'. He was just a trader, and the only way he was hoping to profit from his fraud was by being remarked by his bosses (and generally attracting positive attention to himself).
Not unlike e.g. stackoverflow repwhores who generate fake traffic to their copypasted crap and upvote themselves with sockpuppets -- if they ever plan to profit financially from their efforts, it could only happen through a long chain of indirections.
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I did not try to compare them, I was giving an example of why I also think we do not need to have high profile fraudsters in jail for decades. What money fraudsters (and drug traffickers) fear most is not going to jail, it's being poor. I'd rather have fraudsters running free but in an impoverished life without any hope of a better future. Jail, if anything, gives them the opportunity to earn a status as respected criminals. Flipping burgers for minimum wage gives them ridicule; it shows them the nothingnes
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She subjected thousands of patients to false hope and possible danger, and after she refused to listen to him for 8 years, her chief scientist (who had over 40 years experience) killed himself.
What you should be asking is, what possible value would Holmes now add to the real world?
I'm not defending her (Score:2)
What I'm saying is that we have the capacity to prevent her from causing any further harm. Putting her in prison serves no practical purpose. It's a knee jerk reaction to want to hurt her because she hurt others.
That's the sort of thing a more primitive species relies on. We're better than that.
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She deserves to be punished for being greedy. And knowingly hurting people for money should make the sentence much longer.
The sentence sends a message to her that there are consequences, it sends a message to those she hurt medically and financially and it sends a message to others that may try to follow in her shoes selling snake oil.
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You're slightly out of date on Bernie Madoff. He died in prison in 2021.
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Wait- why are Bernie Madoff and Ken Lay* in jail? Madoff has been dead for two years and Ken Lay has been dead for nearly 20 years! Seems unsanitary to let their corpses rot that long.
*Actually Ken Lay never went to jail. He died of a heart attack before he could be sentenced.
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We also get to stop hearing about her.
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I somewhat agree actually. There are a lot more people to blame for this besides her, including the investors, the media and the slimy politicians like Hillary Clinton who appeared alongside Holmes to show how "glass ceiling" can be broken, including presumably by Clinton in the upcoming elections. Ultimately it is the society that worships technology and quick fixes that is to blame. As the Theranos whistleblower said, "I can see how this environment can create an Elizabeth Holmes."
To me it would have been
You're mixing things up (Score:1)
Also, you'd have a hard time linking her family to the crime in order to go after them. It's possible, but you don't want to live in a justice system where it's easy.
Finally, you're still jonesing to torture her. I can tell from the comment about "living like paupers". The degree of torture is what seems reasonable to you, but make no mistake, you still want her to be hurt.
I realize I'm not making any friends here by saying this, but that's wrong. Hum
Re:You're mixing things up (Score:4)
Paying reparations for the rest of your life is not torture, but that's besides the point. She forfeited her right to be an equal member of the society by wrongly injuring other members of the society. She will regain those rights once she serves her semtence, at the cost of her freedom for 11 years.
EVERY human society in history had to have some sort of punishment for injuring others. It's necessary to preserve the society. The measure of civility is how just, how compassionate, how not unnecessarily cruel the punishment is. But it has to be there.
I didn't say anything about reparations (Score:2)
Prison is torture. Not reparations. Prison. It is by definition. If it wasn't torture you wouldn't send her there. Because it wouldn't be unpleasant and/or painful.
I'm saying I don't want her (or anyone who isn't an immediate threat to the community) sent to prison. We shouldn't be using torture to make people behave. We're better than that. Or we should be anyway.
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I have already said it: my sense of justice is that she in particular should not go to prison but be forced to work for the rest of his life to repay, along with her wealthy family, the $480M to the victims. Some people on the other hand should go to prison. But I don't call the shots: the society does, and within those constraints I find it more just that she goes to prison than that she is left off the hook.
Punishing those who injure the society is necesary for the good of the society. The society is more
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Elizabeth Holmes, a Clinton donor who was named a Presidential Ambassador for Global Entrepreneurship under former President Barack Obama, ...
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Why should I be punished for that? What would society get from sending me to prison from life?
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It is in fact the only thing that the executive criminal class are afraid of. Fines? Just the cost of doing business (and there is usually an excellent ROI on fines). House arrest? The penalty of living in luxury. But spending Prisoner 23846938 is not something they can finesse, even if it is in Club Fed. That is why the system has been rigged such that actual jail time for C-Suite crimes is so rare.
Re: Time to spend some Kharma (Score:1)
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the crime!
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What exactly does society get out of sending her to prison? . . . She didn't get in trouble for what she did, she got in trouble for who she did it to.
But moreover, should we be using prison to deter crimes?
This has been a crazy story since it was broken by the WSJ. Have you followed this news AT ALL? The blood testing machine that she "developed" was a total fraud from the beginning. Again, it was a SHAM. She's not just a crook, she probably HURT people. Her company defrauded Walgreens, and Walgreens set up testing centers based on that fraud. We will probably never know how many people got tested and thought that everything was okay because the magical Edison machine said they were okay, and instead they wer
I know the story, but you're missing my point (Score:2)
1. Why put her in prison when we can prevent her from committing any more crimes just by putting her on lifetime probation?
2. If the answer is "she deserves it" aren't we just punishing her for the sake of punishment?
3. If your answer to #2 is "it's for a deterrent" than aren't you causing pain and suffering for the sake of an end goal? And how is that not torture?
4. Finally, if you're OK with torture, why do you stop there? Why not break out the pain ray and keep her in agony
That took way too long (Score:2)
Now have a look at all the twats that heralded her as the genius she never was. At the very least a strong public shaming is in order.
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Quite. She deserves far more than that though. Send her to a penal colony and be done with her.
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The list of dupes is long. The media and elites tripped over their own feet because she represented precisely what their ideology predicts: the strong confident woman boss who don't need no man, their female Steve Jobs. She knew this and presented herself as such.
Yes, when the equity crowd talks about supposed glass ceilings and other nonsense then they need to be reminded of this. Their nonsense ideology abetted a fraudster who exploited sick people.
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Indeed. I mean all those stories praising her where obviously not credible back then to anybody halfway smart. She did neither have the qualifications nor the experience to be actually able to do what was claimed. Even Einstein, Feynman, Heisenberg and some other certified geniuses rolled together into one person could not have done it from that starting point and in the time she supposedly invested. The whole thing was very much too good to be true. And look, it was not true.
Really drove it home that hype
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>Really drove it home that hype of this type is not based on facts but on wishful thinking and cluelessness. I do remember taking flak here for pointing that out back when.
Yeah, accusations of 'misogyny' etc. I agree, what Theranos claimed was at face value very sketchy. I'm similarly sceptical of Musk's Hyperloop. Anybody with expertise in any field knows that outsiders with no background in the field do not appear on the scene with something that'll practically overturn the field.
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Those twats apparently are getting their money back with the restitution order.
Fake it 'till ya make it ! (Score:2)
Or go to jail. You decide
As Homer Simpson once said (Score:3)
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
MIstakes (Score:2)
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Not every life can be a success, just like not every vessel can be seaworthy. But thereâ(TM)s no shame in being one spectacular shipwreck. (Actually, there is. But weâ(TM)re not going to kick you while youâ(TM)re down, Edmund Fitzgerald.)
-Despair calendars
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Excellent, and do not give her parole.
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Apparently, even long blonde hair has its limits.
In the voice of Robert Shaw (Quint) (Score:2)
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When the company's highly decorated highly qualified chief scientist kills themselves, after trying to raise the issue about the tests so inaccaurate they're not fit for purpose, that's not a great look is it?
They should throw away the goddamned key. Holmes knew full well what she was doing.
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I heard she got knocked up right before all this shit and is headed toward the slammer. I'm not sure if she's got one in the oven now, already had the brat, or the story was a lie.
She's actually up to two now, but who's counting? If only there was a way to find things out beyond hearsay.
The amazing thing is that she wasn't thrown in as soon as she was convicted like everybody else. What sort of justice system is that where she gets to stay outside long enough to get knocked up twice? Who else gets that treatment?
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Our society is slowly moving toward holding people accountable who formerly would have just gotten away with it. But we're not entirely there yet.
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Imagine if she'd tried to pass a bad check or something...
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Our society is slowly moving toward holding people accountable who formerly would have just gotten away with it. But we're not entirely there yet.
Maybe.
This is why it's SO important that Trump goes to prison. Not that he's orders of magnitude more criminal than all the others, just to set the legal precedent.
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Please send her to a prison where inmates have picked their pronouns. She'll fit right in with her fake husky voice. I'm sure her cellmate will want to provide some bodily fluids for analysis.
So prison rape jokes are "in" again?
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Please send her to a prison where inmates have picked their pronouns. She'll fit right in with her fake husky voice. I'm sure her cellmate will want to provide some bodily fluids for analysis.
So prison rape jokes are "in" again?
Only when it's applied to males. I hear people gloating about how "Bubba" is going to get some fresh meat all the time when a guy gets sent to prison.
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Yes, and they're stupid too. Not exactly something to aspire towards but hey...you do you.
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Yes, and they're stupid too. Not exactly something to aspire towards but hey...you do you.
What on earth are you referring to? Me doing me by reporting what I've heard? Explain, if you will. Only thing I gan get out of your stratement is you don't want people saying what the've hear, but that makes no sense. For what it is worth, rape jokes are not funny for either sex, but yes, I've heard a lot of presumably inclusive and sensitive toward sexual assault people even talking about how they'd enjoy old cheeto getting one busted in his backside.
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Please send her to a prison where inmates have picked their pronouns. She'll fit right in with her fake husky voice. I'm sure her cellmate will want to provide some bodily fluids for analysis.
So prison rape jokes are "in" again?
Sadly, for some people they were never out.
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Have you looked at the results of putting transgender women in women's prisons? It's not a joke, it's a crime. They may have been particularly victimized in men's prison, but they've been particularly frequent *perpetrators* of rape in both men and women's prisons.
WTF does this have to do with Elizabeth Holmes? You realize she's not trans, right?
This. And while we're on the subject, GP please provide citations of the events you ascribe to trans inmates, and then we can discuss. If you don't have any, then STFU.
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Please send her to a prison where inmates have picked their pronouns. She'll fit right in with her fake husky voice. I'm sure her cellmate will want to provide some bodily fluids for analysis.
If you're trying to indicate that someone who is trans can "pick pronouns" to end up in a women's prison, no such prison exists anywhere in the world, nonetheless the federal BOP system. The thinly-veiled joke about prison rape makes it sound like you live in a bit of a fantasy world where white-collar offenders are sent to maximum security facilities. In the real world, they're sent to club fed aka the Federal Prison camp in Bryan Texas.
There, she'll be in the company of Jenna Ryan, who is there for participating in the capitol attack. So, she's actually going to have to continue being a lying sociopath but instead talk more about how the "election was rigged," maybe some QAnon or whatever other conspiracy theory the low-IQ redneck crowd is into.
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Sadly false.
https://nypost.com/2022/08/05/... [nypost.com]
That said Lizzy is going to Club Fed.
She'll be poor the rest of her life paying back the restitution. Do they garnish the Social Security checks in such cases?
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Fox tabloids never let me down. They had to include George Soros and Antifa in the story. I read all the way to the end to make sure Hillary's emails and Hunter's laptop wasn't mentioned. Text book example of how to keep the rubes angry and scared.
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I think she doesn't care much about social security and won't be poor because she figured out how to snooker another rich guy, Billy Evans (and his super-rich dad who supported her at trial), into having two kids with her. When she gets out, even if she has 50% custody she's likely to get a bunch of child support as they calculate it based on the delta in spouse's income/wealth. She ended up making her money the old fashioned way, marrying it.
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This is not true and happening in a lot of places:
from https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/... [nzherald.co.nz] this birth man was sent to mans prison, but the article also states
Corrections policy (since 2014) states someone in their custody who is trans must be placed in a prison that matches the sex on their birth certificate, if staff have a copy of it. Though generally, the department says, their placement is assessed on a case-by-case basis, taking into account whether going to a prison that aligns with their gender is something they want. The policy is designed to provide Corrections with flexibility to determine the most appropriate accommodation options for trans prisoners.
also and you can change your sex on your birth certificate https://www.justice.govt.nz/fa... [justice.govt.nz]
So it is even policy to send people to a prison based on their gender identity, if they fill in the right paperwork.
Its happening all around the world:
here they initially put someone guilty of rape into a female prison:
https://www.theguardian.com/uk... [theguardian.com]
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