America's Intelligence Agencies Have 180 Days to Reveal 'Detailed Analyses of UFO Data' (cnn.com) 154
CNN reports:
When President Donald Trump signed the $2.3 trillion coronavirus relief and government funding bill into law in December, so began the 180-day countdown for US intelligence agencies to tell Congress what they know about UFOs.
No, really.
The director of National Intelligence and the secretary of defense have a little less than six months now to provide the congressional intelligence and armed services committees with an unclassified report about "unidentified aerial phenomena." It's a stipulation that was tucked into the "committee comment" section of the Intelligence Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2021, which was contained in the massive spending bill. That report must contain detailed analyses of UFO data and intelligence collected by the Office of Naval Intelligence, the Unidentified Aerial Phenomena Task Force and the FBI, according to the Senate intelligence committee's directive...
A spokesperson for the Office of the Director of National Intelligence confirmed the news to the fact-checking website Snopes.
No, really.
The director of National Intelligence and the secretary of defense have a little less than six months now to provide the congressional intelligence and armed services committees with an unclassified report about "unidentified aerial phenomena." It's a stipulation that was tucked into the "committee comment" section of the Intelligence Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2021, which was contained in the massive spending bill. That report must contain detailed analyses of UFO data and intelligence collected by the Office of Naval Intelligence, the Unidentified Aerial Phenomena Task Force and the FBI, according to the Senate intelligence committee's directive...
A spokesperson for the Office of the Director of National Intelligence confirmed the news to the fact-checking website Snopes.
woah! (Score:2)
This is huge. Hopefully they dump a trove that will keep investigators busy for years. Glad I recently renewed my Fortean Times subscription. .. haha autocorrect tried to change Fortean to Fortran.
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Wasn't that the basic premise of the Pixie's song "motor way to roswell". Alien dude out on a holiday checking out the sites on earth and crashes the saucer and "ended up in army crates".
The idea of UFOs being just young dudes roaring about in hotted up saucers, doing wheelies and burnouts far away from Dad is a pretty amusing one.
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I liked the explanation in HHGTTG:
"Unfortunately I got stuck on the Earth for rather longer than I
intended," said Ford. "I came for a week and got stuck for
fifteen years."
"But how did you get there in the first place then?"
"Easy, I got a lift with a teaser."
"A teaser?"
"Yeah."
"Er, what is ..."
"A teaser? Teasers are usually rich kids with nothing to do. They
cruise around looking for planets which haven't made interstellar
contact yet and buzz them."
"Buzz them?" Arthur began to feel that Ford was enjoying making
life difficult for him.
"Yeah", said Ford, "they buzz them. They find some isolated spot
with very few people around, then land right by some poor soul
whom no one's ever going to believe and then strut up and down in
front of him wearing silly antennae on their heads and making
beep beep noises. Rather childish really." Ford leant back on the
mattress with his hands behind his head and looked infuriatingly
pleased with himself.
http://web.eecs.utk.edu/~hqi/d... [utk.edu]
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Oops
What?
I just placed my beer on the FIRE button. Oh well, we can always find another planet.
It does make you think that if spacetravel is possible for a species with highly centralized decision making then it is not such a big jump to make it possible for smaller agents. The big step is the first one.
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Except for the fact that it would take them a hundred years, or more, to get here.
Yes, yes, because we humans have already discovered EVERYTHING there is to know about our Universe, so there's really no point in continuing to 'research' anything in physics, now is there? So long as you get faster computers every year, high resolution monitors, and faster internet connections, so you can fap to even higher resolution porn on PornHub, that is.
'No imagination' should be considered a sign of an individual not being actually sentient. Congrats, you're a meat-automaton.
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[q]Yes, yes, because we humans have already discovered EVERYTHING there is to know about our Universe, [/q]
Well, we clearly haven't yet invented spacecraft that will take us billions of miles away from the earth just so our spacecraft can crash on a random populated planet. We are clearly not ready for the universe.
Seriously tho, if these so-called aliens had spaceships that can travel interstellar distances, why the hell are they so effin dumb to crash? I mean, have you got any idea how advanced their tech
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"Seriously tho, if these so-called aliens"
So wait, are you skeptical about them being brown enough? You dodged border patrol and militia and swam that river so you have cred and you don't think some space being who cruised on in la di da is a TRUE alien?
"Seriously tho, if these so-called aliens had spaceships that can travel interstellar distances, why the hell are they so effin dumb to crash?"
I mean if these so-called terrestrials had space probes that could exit their atmosphere and travel stellar distanc
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As a scientist, I would at first ask: Are they all the same visitors, or can we find differences between them, e.g. are the aliens drawing the Nasca lines the same people that helped the Egyptians build the pyramids? If not, how can we tell them apart? If yes, are the alien visits time-coordinated, or can we spot another pattern? Are there any hints in neighboring cu
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> Except for the fact that it would take them a hundred years, or more, to get here.
Except that they have Teleportation technology.
> But the distances involved mean that contact with another civilization is very unlikely and nearly impossible.
First Contact in 2030 will prove that they have FTL.
By 2050 it will be a known fact that we are not alone.
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Except that they have Teleportation technology.
And they have 'crash in the atmosphere' technology as well. Oh my, how advanced they must be.
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Alternatively that was a big hoax to distract people from what went down in AZ. The burden is not on anyone to validate every crackpot theory and claim ever made lest they all be dismissed. The burden is on you to establish some particular reason that there needs to be more than one which is true.
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"Except for the fact that it would take them a hundred years, or more, to get here."
That is based on our limited science, not whatever the aliens are using. Additionally, that being a significant amount of time is also assuming being that live (or even perceive) on a clock similar to ours.
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Notice how aliens stopped visiting when everyone had good cameras? Same with ghosts, and other forms of esp. once we stopped using chemical image capture ghosting disappeared.
This is a bit of a trope and there's still a ton of videos and photographs out there of unusual things taking place. Some things are easy to explain (e.g., shutter speeds) but some stuff is also unexplained. You just don't hear about it as much since it's buried under everything else being produced, it a lot easier to fake it, and there's still a really high "giggle factor" involved with it.
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Notice how aliens stopped visiting when everyone had good cameras? Same with ghosts, and other forms of esp. once we stopped using chemical image capture ghosting disappeared.
This is a bit of a trope and there's still a ton of videos and photographs out there of unusual things taking place. Some things are easy to explain (e.g., shutter speeds) but some stuff is also unexplained. You just don't hear about it as much since it's buried under everything else being produced, it a lot easier to fake it, and there's still a really high "giggle factor" involved with it.
Just because something cannot be explained doesn't mean it is evidence of extraterrestrials. It's just as likely to be evidence of God.
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Just because something cannot be explained doesn't mean it is evidence of extraterrestrials. It's just as likely to be evidence of God.
It's more likely to be the work of other nations: hence the term "Unexpected Arial Phenomenon" and trying to get people away from the giggle factor and more towards serious reporting in the interest of national defense.
We know that the US has been experimenting with all sorts of exotic aerospace technologies, ergo it's reasonable to presume that other nations are doing the same and a fair number of UFOs or UAP derive from the same. Particularly since there is historical evidence that UFOs reported in th
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Even if it were beings from space it stops being a laughing matter really fast if they are actually here. Turtles might also being a ridiculous laughing matter if a disinformation campaign to mock them had been run for the past 100 years. The raw odds on sea turtles existing is pretty low as well if you haven't been to the zoo ;)
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What you're saying is that Bigfoot is an alien? Now it all makes sense [xkcd.com]!
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Apparently you never saw the six million dollar man episode!
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NO! He is saying the Aliens are Bigfeet!
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I prefer to think of it like driving by where the would have normally filmed Jersey Shore. You know, try to get a firsthand look at the train wreck.
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Do you really believe that aliens would travel light-years to our planet just to play "Tag" with our Air Force?
Why not? If you're trying to gauge how advanced a civilization is, wouldn't you test your machines against there's? This isn't Star Trek where they try to keep things quiet until the right moment [wikipedia.org].
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If they're capable of crossing interstellar distances, then their machines are so much better than ours that there is no comparison. Not unless FTL travel is actually something really simple we've just managed to completely miss. They might for some reason want us to realize just how badly outclassed we are (joy-riding alien frat-boys?), but they're not testing how ours stack up.
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there's?
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"Do you really believe that aliens would travel light-years to our planet just to play "Tag" with our Air Force?"
No, the real goal they traveled a billion light-years, was to get to Buttfuck, Idaho and put a probe up a redneck's ass, science, you know.
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Do I really believe scientists from a major city would travel into the back-woods of a national park or other wilderness and sedate a creature with a long probe, take blood and tissue samples, and then put a tracking device on it, before sticking it right back where it was?
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Usually, the animal has no inkling that it carries a tracking device, and that it was put in by someone from a major city. Especially because they camouflage themselves; the animal gets sedated etc.. So the analogy is pretty good. An alien civilization that analyzes us as wildlife is as far ahead of us as we are ahead of the Earth's other animals.
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Usually, the animal has no inkling that it carries a tracking device, and that it was put in by someone from a major city. Especially because they camouflage themselves; the animal gets sedated etc.. So the analogy is pretty good. An alien civilization that analyzes us as wildlife is as far ahead of us as we are ahead of the Earth's other animals.
Blood and tissue samples, and trackers, seem kind of irrelevant. If aliens are interested in our biology, they can get just about as much information from sampling non-humans on Earth. If they're interested in studying how we think, act and socialize, learning about our culture, organization and knowledge level -- which seem like the interesting thing when dealing with a cooperative, adaptive, tool-making species -- they can get a lot more from our communications and information systems. You can't study bea
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Do you really believe that aliens would travel light-years to our planet just to play "Tag" with our Air Force?
If any such thing did happen, I think it will more likely not the aliens who have made the trip, but their machines.
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You know what https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com] I kind of would accept the logic of an advanced society being enthralled by the development of a more primitive society. The more advanced the more likely they are to be very interested.
For a start, stop and think, in a galaxy of hundreds of billions of stars and trillions of worlds, how often does a species end up in that transition state between primitive and advanced, primitive means pretty much no fire and advanced means existing on MORE than one world, a
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Everyone's going to be disappointed. Then it will go "It was Aliens, but the government killed them."
I have two guesses.
A) Most UFO data is simply things are easily explained, like noise and reflections. This is especially specific to aircraft since you don't really have a point of reference in the air.
B) Anything that is a confirmed UFO, likely also isn't aliens, but space junk.
Like it's very likely that any aliens that exist, ignore us (be it some kind of alien prime directive, or they don't see us as any
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Glad I recently renewed my Fortean Times subscription. .. haha autocorrect tried to change Fortean to Fortran.
Fortran, eh?
I bet you believe GOD IS REAL... UNLESS DECLARED INTEGER.
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If we were to get a Fortean rain of frogs, surely it would have been in 2020.
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I know! Its almost as bad as the prepubescent obsession with the every minute by minute aspect of some spoiled Royals lifestyle. Like anyone on this side of the pond gives a shit if Kate wipes with her left hand or her right.
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The FORTRAN times? Now there's something I have trouble believing exists.
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DoD: Dear Congress, we don't have the faintest of fuzzies about what are UFOs. Here's our videos, have fun, pop the corn BEFORE watching the videos.
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So they release pages with headers and footers and black out 90% of the page leaving a few indefinite articles and prepositions. Nothing to see here (literally). Not like it hasnt happened before.
I love the smell of burning desperation in the AM (Score:3, Funny)
I just love the smell of burning desperation in the morning. I am only vaguely curious which of Trump's flying monkeys thought this was a good idea.
However, in the larger context of the Fermi Paradox, I'm increasingly pessimistic about any positive resolution. It's not that I think positive outcomes are impossible, but that the odds seem stacked against homo sapiens. The claim of sapience seems highly strained. If there are intelligent aliens betting quatloos on our long-term survival, the bookies must be rapidly cutting the payout on the extinction side. (I'm still betting on a bioweapon as the end. I'm seeing Covid-19 as just a "mostly harmless" and accidental proof of concept.)
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I just love the smell of burning desperation in the morning. I am only vaguely curious which of Trump's flying monkeys thought this was a good idea.
I don't mean to interrupt your kicking a few Trump supporters while they're down, but I believe this was part of the pork in the COVID stimulus bill from the House. So this is because House leadership felt we needed to know about aliens ... because COVID. I guess it wouldn't have been worth passing a COVID relief bill with out aliens.
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I'll bet 10,000 quatloos it was a Trumper who oh-so-desperately wanted to change the subject to (illegal) aliens and their dirty secrets. It even worked! Just look at the hot story on Slashdot!
(Reply predicated on your reply being some sort of joke I couldn't understand because my humor is so weak. If you really are a Trumpist, then you should get help. ASAP. Anyone who is still defending Trump has a mental hygiene problem in the most optimistic case.)
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The misconception is the Covid relief bill was a bill drafted tk deal specifically with Covid. Unfortunately this is the normally scheduled SPENDING BILL that the media lied to you about calling it a Covid Relief Bill. Just because they added covid relief stuff into the spending bill does NOT make it exclusively a covid bill. Annual and Bi-annual spending bills are how they reauthorize the Army (read your constitution and the 2yr limit on standing Armies). The easiest explanation would be as absurd as you
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So this is because House leadership felt we needed to know about aliens
More likely because some random member of the House cared and decided to spend a little political capital to add it, and no one cared enough to remove it. House leadership may not have even noticed it if no one raised a question about it after some subcommittee added it.
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My theory is somewhat different. I doubt that naturally evolved intelligence driven by the blind watchmaker of evolution can compete with actual intelligent design of artificial intelligence. Therefore the aliens are AI. Then my analysis forks. If the AIs were malicious and driven by some kind of insane growth strategy, then they would have consumed the galaxy already. Maybe the universe. Therefore they are not malicious and might be curious about the various paths evolution follows. On that theory I'm quit
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OR... given our own history with Australia, we could be a penal colony, LOL. The entire galaxys vagrants where those born in bondage are just as subject to the sentence carried out on the parent. That would explain why they never stop to say hi. Its like being on the interstate and realizing you have to get gas inside 6mile (or parts of Ft Lauderdale). You pay at the pump, and get the hell back on the road as fast as possible. :-)
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Your pessimism seems well founded. But providing the raw observations, without interpretation by superiors, is often useful to detect the _real_ underlying scientific facts or physical events. It's very awkward when a system or network problem has been occurring for years and always passed over because the people doing the monitoring have been taught not to report them.
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You do realize that bills originate in the House, right? Or did you miss Saturday morning cartoons?
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Spending bills must originate in the house, but the Supreme Court has approved the Senate erasing them and writing whatever they want.
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I think it is even worse that it has become customary for the executive side to prepare future budgets. NOT their job. The president is supposed to report on how the money appropriated on the initiative of the HOUSE was spent and how well the objectives were achieved. No business even hinting how much money he wants next year. At least not in the American Constitution as written (and amended).
Creative interpretation by partisan so-called Justices is a different problem. But I recently reviewed my favorite s
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UFOs are absolutely real - every time we see something in the air we can't explain, which is surprisingly frequently, that's a UFO. Unidentified Flying Object - the name makes very clear that there's no assumptions of aliens, regardless of how popular culture has reinterpreted it.
Personally I suspect aliens have better things to do than tease primitive species such as ours, but who knows, maybe a few of the thousands of UFOs seen every year actually are aliens. I wouldn't bet money on it, but who knows -
Gene drives .. (Score:2)
My friend, let me introduce you to the CRISPR usage method called the gene drive.
CRISPR kits allowing the creation of a gene drive by any good lab assistant, are available starting at $150.
It takes just one guy, in his home, to alter the genes of all humans in a way that causes our extinction. In fact it may already have happened.
And you thinking this is not believable and unlikely, because you don't have the time to properly research it right now, is not exactly making that less likely.
Of course it can be
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Lol. If you see a bunch of weird identical men or woman show up one day, go ahead and fuck them, but make sure you screw somebody that's not them as well. Then we'll be fine.
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Unfortunately I mostly agree with you. My current speculation is that the main thing stopping such a madman (so far) is that the sequencing equipment is still pretty expensive.
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How does he alter the genes of all humans while in his home? Needs physical access, no? And what the heck is a gene drive? Is it more like a hard drive or like a blood drive?
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Back maybe a couple of years ago when the Navy F/A-18 FLIR footage came out, the article said that there were some high ranking congressmen interested in the UFO phenomenon and they weren't Trumpers, either. I seem to recall some kind of office created in the DoD specifically to collect/study this, which is partly why the F/A-18 footage got released.
Anyway, details aside I think this has been something that pre-dates Trump and whatever conspiracy theories his followers believe in and probably has some non-
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if a crash occurred the device can be recovered
By who? If it was West Coast, then the recipient party would be the US (and after all, US pilots saw the phenomena), but who's the challenging party? B/C for China or Russia, recovering their wrecks from a West Coast crash would be one of the least straightforward things.
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Some DoD skunkworks project operating out of Groom Lake with the engineering goals of tactical aerospace supremacy (speed, handling, evasion) as well as range and endurance.
I wouldn't ever see Russia or China testing a military technology against US military forces in our sphere of influence. It's tantamount to war and the Pacific coast is a logistical nightmare for deployment and recovery. I doubt Russia has the rubles for its development and their platforms for deploying it far from home are limited.
Well thank goodness then.. (Score:5, Funny)
...for the Space Force! Whew, I was worried we could have been defenseless.
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Best of the current candidates for the funny mod, but sorry, I never get mod points to give.
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No alien invader would dare attack a planet with satellite image analysts! It is the ultimate defensive shield.
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No alien invader would dare attack a planet with satellite image analysts! It is the ultimate defensive shield.
I thought that's what space junk is? Which would explain why they move so erratically.
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...for the Space Force! Whew, I was worried we could have been defenseless.
You mean, the Star Force [ourstarblazers.com]?
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Wait, are they wearing the right color camo for space operations, if they stand out they're sitting ducks!
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Trump is afraid the mother may come to take his hair back to Moppitar.
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Trump is afraid the mother may come to take his hair back to Moppitar.
That's too fucking funny.
Hey I read your table-ized A.I paper - very interesting work. Thank you.
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Who said anything about aliens? I though we were talking about UFOs. Those could be anything - from unexplained atmospheric phenomena, to foreign experimental aircraft, and yes, maybe even aliens.
There's tons of such Unexplained Flying Objects spotted every year, and the military has taken an active interest in them since at least the days of the cold war. Maybe they're looking for aliens - but my money is on their primary concern being that some of them are foreign experimental aircraft belonging to a p
Worst thing to get (Score:2)
Spoiler alert (Score:4, Funny)
Sigh ... (Score:2)
[ Release of UFO information as part of COVID-19 relief and general US Government funding ... ]
Never overestimate the ability of politicians to keep their eye on the ball.
What about UDOs? (Score:2)
Unidentified Driving Objects.
Like drunk uncle Jimmy last night.
(That's how meh this is to me. Call me when they are *identified* as extraterrestrial.)
While you're at it! (Score:2)
Among all the bullshit one gets from politics are they the ones who now want to bring us findings on UFOs?!
Well, perhaps politics can spend some time to find God, too. One can always hope ...
Kindly refer to Snowden on Joe Rogan. (Score:2)
Maybe aliens think humans are gross (Score:3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
Impossible (Score:2)
Several prominent youtube science channels have informed me that it's impossible for aliens to visit earth - so I guess that's checkmate UFOs.
Love It (Score:2)
I love reading comments on these kind of articles. It lets you know who actually believes in science, and who's seen too many Star Trek shows.
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Wait, aren't those the same people?
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Okay, how about the ones who can tell the difference.
Just an FYI about video (Score:3)
Alot of the video systems the air force would have on planes are hihgly classified. You'll never see those videos because it would reveal out capabilities. So those grainy black and white videos that have been released already by the air force are probably all you'll get. Maybe more videos but don't expect anything crazy.
And keep in mind. Remember all those UFO videos from 20 years ago that were kinda grainy and not everyone had video cameras? Well, today EVERYONE has a video recording device that is probably 20x better in their pocket. AND EVERYONE HAS ONE.
Ever consider that UFOs are not real?
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I mean, UFOs are more likely to be Russian or Chinese than ETs
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Eh, over the US they are more likely to be our own pilots. Early "saucer" type UFOs can be traced back to the military test flying early MiGs captured during Korea, and of course our own pilots wouldn't have been briefed into Skunkworks projects like the U2, SR-71, F-117, etc, so sightings of those could easily explain others over the years.
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There might be some truth to that. The early MiGs were mostly silver-colored and reflective, and so were many of the early US jets. Their appearance and speed would have been something unfamiliar even to military pilots.
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Something tells me the governments toner bill just went way up.
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They can redact as much, or as little as they want.
But I guarantee you one thing: The analysis will contain details. Some sort of details.
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"I've had the pleasure of reading one of the classified reports on the matter. "
Sure you have, that's why you're disclosing publicly on /.
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Can you at least say the space aliens look like the ISO-9000 standard that is portrayed in artwork and in movies?
Those aren't aliens they are ISO-9000 biological robots with AI brains.
Why is it they all speak english?
They use google translate too.
Will DOD actually have to release classified information on stealth aircraft that was mistaken for UFOs?
No, but they will probably release information about what stealth aircraft use alien technology.
What about all those strange lights above Area 51?
What strange lights?
Re: Snopes... (Score:3, Interesting)
No, actually, the problem with Snopes is one single simple logical fallacy squared: Arguing as authority, against ... argument from authory.
They expect people to just blindly believe them. ... When their whole entiere message and point is: Don't blindly believe anyone.
By their own argument, we'd need a MetaSnopes to verify them. .... Meaning you'd never get anywhere.
And so on
Unless you verify YOURSELF.
And that's the thing: If I do that, what do I need them for then, in the first place?
Their entire site coul
Re: Snopes... (Score:4, Informative)
They expect people to just blindly believe them.
Is that why they publish citations for their claims?
Another ignorant post brought to you by BAReFO0t.
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The 9/11 Toronto Hearings at Ryerson University in 2011 provided irrefutable scientific evidence that the 9/11 Commission report is false.
I went to read about these so called hearings, and one of the first quotes I read got me to stop...
"He cited evidence that the collapse of New York’s twin towers resulted from controlled demolition"
No, there was no such evidence. This is nothing but a bunch of you idiot conspiracy theorists coming out of your mommy's basements.
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Thank you for your insult. Is it intended to disprove any factual evidence that has been provided here? If so, it's not working.
There is absolutely nothing factual in any of the shit you just posted. You're welcome for the insult. Moron.