Popular Sex Toy Caught Sending Intimate Data To Manufacturer (fusion.net) 195
In a world where thermostats, and smart locks can be hacked, and companies covertly record information, why should sex toys remain unaffected. Fusion is reporting that the We-Vibe 4 Plus, a popular vibrator sends a range of intimate data to its manufacturer. The sex toy uses a smartphone app, which lets a use control the vibration among other things. From the report: When the device is in use, the We-Vibe 4 Plus uses its internet connectivity to regularly send information back to its manufacturer, Standard Innovations Corporation. It sends the device's temperature every minute, and lets the manufacturer know each time a user changes the device's vibration level. The company could easily figure out some seriously intimate personal information like when you get off, how long it takes, and with what combinations of vibes. This was revealed on Friday at hacker conference Defcon in Las Vegas by two security researchers, who wish to be called only by their handles @gOldfisk and @rancidbacon. The two examined the app's code and the information being sent by the device over Bluetooth. In a statement sent by email, Standard Innovation Corporation's president Frank Ferrari confirmed that the company collects this information. [...]
This already happens (Score:5, Insightful)
" seriously intimate personal information like when you get off, how long it take"
Most Slashdotters already have information like this collected by their ISP ;-)
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" seriously intimate personal information like when you get off, how long it take"
Most Slashdotters already have information like this collected by their ISP ;-)
No mod points today, but +1 Funny, everybody.
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Having a list of the pr0n sites you dorks browse is nothing like a time graph of a woman's intimate alone time.
Data is not just data. There is a difference between storing someones email address and storing their private sex tapes. At some point you have to stop putting easy blame on the users and start seriously asking the companies storing this: what the fuck made you think it was OK to store that.
If you were a company selling sex toys to women (inb4 SJW/MRA bullshit), what the fuck
Re:This already happens (Score:4, Insightful)
Or, maybe if they saw a common enough trend in the speed/intensity vibrations, they could make some automatic programs that could be run so that women could go through the cycle without having to make manual adjustments, just sit back and enjoy it?
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You're funny, of course the amount of data collection and correlation and selling of that data, is growing. You are in the minority, most people don't care.
Re:This already happens (Score:4, Interesting)
The vast majority of people are going to be creeped out because "somebody is watching them" but have basically no emotional response at all to "data is being recorded." If you phrase it as, "personal information being recorded for later playback" then you'll get a rise out of a lot more of them. But you're not going to get comprehension if you say "data connection." Data, that means it is just impersonal numbers, right?
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what the fuck made you think it was OK to store that.
When you clicked through the EULA, you said they could.
What. can't you read?
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what the fuck made you think it was OK to store that.
When you clicked through the EULA, you said they could.
What. can't you read?
Sorry... I didn't stop when I was young and went blind.
Re:This already happens (Score:5, Insightful)
Also, if you think something like:
[0:00 to 0:34] Level 1, Speed 4
[0:34 to 1:17] Level 2, Speed 6
[1:17 to 2:01] Level 4, Speed 2
[2:01 to 3:45] Level 6, Speed 7
Actually, it's you that is the idiot.
Take a pornographic image of any kind and strip it down to the data layer (that means open it in a text editor of choice) and look at all that garbage text.
If you think that "s(:Ú÷Sòoè/$QÓ4dr£'XåÒúZúsUjÏpáåìa±‘2à¥n úÜê–¦G÷ájç4Íï`Ý^în&ä\ð}.Fú?x¥P. øòzóæ|w;¥Jt/6VÑTUýõ$mHôÿ ]}uóæ|/3àj½óTá`ümØ{*.?@8ÕG3àiå{üæò(#ÿ ñãWQÄÀ—€|åyð£ÎWÀü+‘\]r{25½öBÆaúvç+Ìø'3à~EX©5—ßÝ(ÊÆÛ]" is hot, then you're an idiot...
It's not the data in the raw that's the issue, but what the data in the raw represents.
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It's not the data in the raw that's the issue, but what the data in the raw represents.
Imagine if a child used a sex toy like this. All those sensor readings could be considered cp!
Re:This already happens (Score:5, Funny)
If you think that "s(:Ú÷Sòoè/$QÓ4dr£'XåÒúZúsUjÏpáåìa±‘2à¥n úÜê–¦G÷ájç4Íï`Ý^în&ä\ð}.Fú?x¥P. øòzóæ|w;¥Jt/6VÑTUýõ$mHôÿ ]}uóæ|/3àj½óTá`ümØ{*.?@8ÕG3àiå{üæò(#ÿ ñãWQÄÀ—€|åyð£ÎWÀü+‘\]r{25½öBÆaúvç+Ìø'3à~EX©5—ßÝ(ÊÆÛ]" is hot, then you're an idiot...
Until you get used to it. All I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead.
Re:This already happens (Score:4, Funny)
If you think that "s(:Ú÷Sòoè/$QÓ4dr£'XåÒúZúsUjÏpáåìa±‘2à¥n úÜê–¦G÷ájç4Íï`Ý^în&ä\ð}.Fú?x¥P. øòzóæ|w;¥Jt/6VÑTUýõ$mHôÿ ]}uóæ|/3àj½óTá`ümØ{*.?@8ÕG3àiå{üæò(#ÿ ñãWQÄÀ—€|åyð£ÎWÀü+‘\]r{25½öBÆaúvç+Ìø'3à~EX©5—ßÝ(ÊÆÛ]" is hot, then you're an idiot...
Until you get used to it. All I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead.
Dude! You mistook that upper case "I" for a lowercase "l"... that chick has a dong.
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If you think that "s(:Ú÷Sòoè/$QÓ4dr£'XåÒúZúsUjÏpáåìa±‘2à¥n úÜê–¦G÷ájç4Íï`Ý^în&ä\ð}.Fú?x¥P. øòzóæ|w;¥Jt/6VÑTUýõ$mHôÿ ]}uóæ|/3àj½óTá`ümØ{*.?@8ÕG3àiå{üæò(#ÿ ñãWQÄÀ—€|åyð£ÎWÀü+‘\]r{25½öBÆaúvç+Ìø'3à~EX©5—ßÝ(ÊÆÛ]" is hot, then you're an idiot...
Being a "t(:ÛøSøoø/$QÔ4dr£'XåÔúZøsUjÔpáåìa‘2à¥n úÜê–¦G÷ájç4Íï`Ý^în&ä\ð}.Fú?x¥P. øòzóæ|w;¥Jt/6VÑTUýõ$mHôÿ ]}uóæ|/3àj½óTá`ümØ{*.?@8ÔG3àiå{üæò(#ÿ ñãWQÄÀ—€|åyð£ÎWÀ
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I've always wondered what the point was of 15+ minute porntube videos.
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Marketing is a four-letter word (Score:5, Interesting)
Is nothing sacred anymore? Are we really nothing more than market research tools and products to be sold to the highest bidder anymore? Look, if you give me something for free, I don't think it's necessarily unreasonable to ask for something in return (provided you disclose that you're collecting that data). But if I'm paying for it, then please just stop. I'm the customer, not the product.
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The question that I'd raise is whether it is illegal to use the manufacturer's product on him.
Sans lube, of course.
Re:Marketing is a four-letter word (Score:5, Insightful)
Is nothing sacred anymore?
In a word, "no".
I'm the customer, not the product.
In this case, you're both.
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Is nothing sacred anymore?
In a word, "no".
It's funny -- when I read about this, my first thought was "This is appalling." But my second thought was, "Gee, is this really that bad compared to the amount of privacy invasion we're faced with almost continuously these days?"
Unless you run a half-dozen browser plug-ins (and few people do), your every move online is likely being tracked by dozens of companies. Unless you're careful to turn off various features on your phone, tablet, etc. your location is likely being tracked by dozens of apps.
In th
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In the grand scheme of things, this may be one of the most "private" acts, but it's also potentially one of the least worrying in terms of what companies could do with the data.
Agreed. There might (potentially) be some embarrassment involved but beyond that I don't see any genuinely serious consequences.
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Perhaps when some hacker manages to get into the data from these devices and publishes some Congresswoman's vibrator use data, there might finally be a public outcry to have a serious public discussion on privacy issues and tracking without a clear "opt-in".
Even that won't do it. The thing is that by and large, no one seems to care much anymore. A lot of people have gradually become accustomed to the idea that everyone's privacy has been eroded, and almost no one appears to give a damn (with the exception of a few privacy-watchdog groups).
People have become accustomed to sharing every bloody thing on Facebook and Pinterest and Linked
Re:Marketing is a four-letter word (Score:4, Informative)
My first thought was, for a lot of people this is a feature because future models will be better at getting them off.
But if you read Dan Savage, you might be skeptical that it will help their sex lives.
If they disclose it, I don't see why it is a problem. I wouldn't want to use it, but a lot of people would. Especially if they offer free software upgrades for people who share their data.
The general case is scarier to me. My banking data or my political activities seem more in need of protection than masturbation details. The only people in the world who care about this data are people who sell devices to aid the activity. Whereas with my banking data, it is not only people who sell banking services that might want to steal it!
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The only people in the world who care about this data are people who sell devices to aid the activity. Whereas with my banking data, it is not only people who sell banking services that might want to steal it!
Try running for office and your "masturbation" details will be released. Oops.
For myself, I would not care if you used a vibrator or not but there are hundreds of thousands of mouth-breathers out there who do care.
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"Is nothing sacred anymore?"
When werethe metrics around the use of a vibrator ever sacred?
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Look, if you give me something for free, I don't think it's necessarily unreasonable to ask for something in return (provided you disclose that you're collecting that data). But if I'm paying for it, then please just stop. I'm the customer, not the product.
If the product can be connected to a toy-controlling smart-phone app, which should be owned from the company, then there might be some sort ToS that requires you to click "I Agree" before you can use the app. Most people don't read that kind of thing anyway, so they may agree to let the company collect data. This is typical way of getting consent from consumers without them really know what they are doing.
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Have you actually read any of these terms and condition most of them that they can be changed, even mortgage agreement that effect the biggest asset that most people have, have such clauses.
Part of contract law states you must have a "meeting of minds", how can this be the case if it contains a clause saying on party can change the conditions at their will. And it is not Ok to say well you can just stop using the service if you don't like it. You have invest time and effort in that product, you will not be
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Actually, no. It doesn't work like that at all.
In most places, there are basically two types of written contracts that the law recognizes:
Negotiated - What you're thinking about, where you and another party have the ability to negotiate, haggle, and come to a consensus.
Contracts of Adhesion - This includes ELUAs, the contract between you and your electric company, etc. These *are* non-negotiable, take-it-or-leave-it contracts.
Seems unfair, doesn't it? There is a bright side.
Contracts of Adhesion are genera
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Are we really nothing more than market research tools and products to be sold to the highest bidder anymore?
No, we're not, and it's our own damn fault. People are flocking to anything that promises them anything in return for their data. Privacy is a non-issue. Even close friends to whom I explained the technology and how it's used against them don't take the slightest precautions. People who should know better practice full on data exhibitionism. This war is lost. Too many old geeks have defected, and the new generation grew up with this stuff, so it's normal to them. Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a pris
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Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
And now I have a new signature. Thanks.
Re:Marketing is a four-letter word (Score:4, Funny)
Sing with me!
The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn!
Porn porn porn... and Marketing!
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Personally, I feel that if your genitals are this enormous gateway straight into to your soul and that you're always, always and forever vulnerable about your own sexuality to such as extent that it needs to be hidden by default, then the problem's not with society the problem's with you.
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So you wouldn't mind getting randomly anal probed at any point during your day, right?
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You've never heard of anal sex? Guess you missed that part of health class.
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And your point is...?
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Anal? The GP spoke of genitals.
Did you miss that week of health class in 7th grade?
That week of health class in 7th was spent at home.. with the uh "flu". Yeah.
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People who live without fear don't worry what other people think about them.
That's what "social justice warriors", the American liberal left, and the like don't begin to comprehend or understand: that they are only speaking on behalf of severely damaged and malicious members of society; meanwhile, plenty of minorities have gone on to become very successful, non-racist members of a society that they don't see as racist; plenty of gay people have gone on to become very successful, homosexual members of a soci
Re:Marketing is a four-letter word (Score:4, Insightful)
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Yes typical "it has access to information so it must be bad" mindset. Man how did we ever survive when we used computers with software that didn't run in a sandbox and had permissions for everything ... but I digress.
I find the paid apps have far more features, as such those features request more information. Sensor data? For more accurate dead reckoning when you lose GPS. Contact list? So it can pull up your stored addresses in your phone, ... you know something that would be pretty damn useful in a GPS ap
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Camera access isn't for driving, it's for the walking "reality scanner" feature. It shows labels for places of interest, street names, etc.
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wrong, even for Slashdot you are the product for its advertisers. You are product. You are chattel. Moooo! Moooo! said the consumer product cow.
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People without ad blockers are product. People with ad blockers are content providers. It isn't just one basket of people. Millions of normals come here to find out what the nerds have to say.
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Is nothing sacred anymore? ...
Of course not. If sex is not sacred anymore, then why would the data concerning it be? Sex itself is sold as a commodity. The sex toy reduces a sacred act to a mere technological-biological process of particular temperatures and intensity settings. There is nothing meaningful in it. So it makes sense that this essentially meaningless but useful data would be collected for further marketing purposes. The essential value of that data, just like human bodies in general today, will be determined by its marketab
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Are we really nothing more than market research tools and products to be sold to the highest bidder anymore?
Who said anything about data being sold? If this data creates a better vibrator with a more explosive orgasm then sign me up, happy to share all the details.
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Right, and as I linked elsewhere, it is completely anonymous. Better orgasms for everyone!
https://twitter.com/0x0i5/stat... [twitter.com]
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Right, and so long as they are not storing any identifying information with the data, there really is no problem with it. You could have an opt-in to add extra data, unpopulated by default, but on the whole, if it is just telemetry, there shouldn't be a problem.
Oh, and a little poking at the guys who found it reveals this: https://twitter.com/0x0i5/stat... [twitter.com]
So basically, there is not an ounce of data in there that can point to a particular user, it is completely anonymous. Storm in a fucking teacup...
Looks like the seller wants what the buyer wants (Score:2)
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...what?
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Asking for a friend (Score:5, Funny)
Do they have the smartphone-enabled model that lets you control the vibration functionality from a *remote* smartphone, so you can further bridge the phone sex gap?
I'm asking for a friend.
Re:Asking for a friend (Score:5, Informative)
Yes they do (Score:3)
Not sure if it's this one, but the device I read about is connected to the women's smartphone, but it also linked to a "partners" phone so they can activate it at will.
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They? Not sure, do they exist? Yeah.
Pentesting (Score:3, Funny)
Brings a whole new meaning to pentesting [wikipedia.org] doesn't it?
"more transparency for our customers." (Score:3, Insightful)
Which way is the transparency?
To the customer, by making it plain Big Brother is watching their orgasms?
To the company, as in "OK. Delilah in Kansas City likes Echo Mode at 5.7Hz. Why don't we start offering pre-customized models which have all the user's preferences pre-programmed? For a fee, of course."
when you get off and stuff (Score:3, Interesting)
"The company could easily figure out some seriously intimate personal information like when you get off, how long it takes, and with what combinations of vibes."
sure, then they sell your data to your health insurance company, employers, the goverment so they all know about your sexual activities and perceived health. takes longer than a few minutes for you to get off? that will earn you an interesting chat with your manager the next moring.
"Steve, we've noticed you recently have been sexually quite active. We are pleased it works out for you. However we're really concerned about the decline in your performance, sexually. I look at my statistics sheet here, and it says you usually took just 1.5 minutes, which is very good. It releases stress but it doesn't impact your productivity that much. So that's a good thing. However, for almost 2 weeks now, we see that it takes you 5, sometimes 10 minutes to get off. I have to tell you, we don't like this development. You have to look into this. If you can't improve it, we will ban you from any sexual activities in the future and treat you with a stress relexant. Am I clear?"
brave new world
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"The company could easily figure out some seriously intimate personal information like when you get off, how long it takes, and with what combinations of vibes."
sure, then they sell your data to your health insurance company, employers, the goverment so they all know about your sexual activities and perceived health. takes longer than a few minutes for you to get off? that will earn you an interesting chat with your manager the next moring.
"Steve, we've noticed you recently have been sexually quite active. We are pleased it works out for you. However we're really concerned about the decline in your performance, sexually. I look at my statistics sheet here, and it says you usually took just 1.5 minutes, which is very good. It releases stress but it doesn't impact your productivity that much. So that's a good thing. However, for almost 2 weeks now, we see that it takes you 5, sometimes 10 minutes to get off. I have to tell you, we don't like this development. You have to look into this. If you can't improve it, we will ban you from any sexual activities in the future and treat you with a stress relexant. Am I clear?"
brave new world
Oh, my, the data selling opportunities. Here, DrugCo, is data on 530 users worldwide that aren't doin' it as long as they used to. And Pr0nico Industries, here's data on 530 users worldwide who like to switch modes while using a dildo.
Okay, I'm gonna stop here.
You joke but.. (Score:5, Insightful)
If you can get over the fact it's about sex, it's actually a pretty good collection of metrics to collect when you're looking to get the best performance out of your product.
They'll take that data and use it to improve future products to better get you off /with science/
Also could provide pretty good data for legit scientific study - It can be hard to get funding to study taboo subjects.
Of course, this all needs to be clearly stated in a privacy policy and data should be anonymized.. That's the real fuck-up here.
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They'll take that data and use it to improve^Wmake more profit oriented future products to better get you off /with science/
FTFY
When they know what gets you off, you will be paying them more for it.
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I used to dismiss the "rape culture" allegations, but clearly a lot of people seem to not understand the concept of consent.
Re:You joke but.. (Score:5, Insightful)
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Yeah because i'll pay big money to know the pattern of vibrations that brings Buinwar to orgasm.
That's my fetish.
This just in (Score:5, Funny)
Sex toy makers are dicks.
EDITORS (Score:4, Interesting)
Hire some.
That summary is so poorly written that it borders on editorial malpractice.
Re:EDITORS (Score:5, Funny)
give the editors a break. they had to type this summary with only 1 hand!
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A corrected summary, free of charge. Hire me, slashdot, for the love of language!
"In a world where thermostats and smart locks can be hacked and where companies covertly record information, why should we expect sex toys be any different? Fusion is reporting that a popular vibrator, the We-Vibe 4 Plus, sends a variety of intimate data back to its manufacturer. The sex toy uses a smartphone app which lets users control the vibration as well as other functions."
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In a world where thermostats, and smart locks can be hacked, and companies covertly record information, why should you want to be hired. Slashdot is reporting that being an editor, a popular job, sends a range of intimate data to its manufacturer. The web site, which lets a use comment among other things.
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give the editors a break. they had to type this summary with only 1 hand!
They could do better. Why? Because I know something you don't know.
They are not left handed.
The good news is... (Score:5, Funny)
Not understanding the issue (Score:4, Insightful)
Okay, so they capture completely non-personally-identifiable information... so?
They log how often the user changes vibration settings. This seems like clear product improvement data. Remove lesser-used settings and utilize the information on how frequently the settings are changed to create an auto-program that mimics that alternation.
They capture the temperature. This seems like possible safety data, if nothing else.
If it activated the microphone to record the ambient "noise", you'd have a clear case of 'catching' someone sending data. Does it send the phone's device ID? I didn't see it in the summary. So I'm genuinely not seeing what's inherently wrong with wanting to understand how products are used and could improve, especially in the burgeoning sexual-health industry.
Re:Not understanding the issue (Score:5, Insightful)
The real problem with your philosophy is that so much of that information is secretly personably identifiable.
It is like the extra data a browser gives - things like versions, addons, etc. There is enough variability that you can determine the exact person.
It may not be good enough in a court of law, but it is good enough for a private investigator.
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The real problem with your philosophy is that so much of that information is secretly personably identifiable.
Conjecture. There's no supporting evidence that enough unique information is recorded to identify individuals. Quite the opposite of a browser which leaks about as much info about you as it can.
Re:Not understanding the issue (Score:5, Insightful)
Does it send the phone's device ID? I didn't see it in the summary.
The article also doesn't even mention the topic of personally identifiable information. That fact alone speaks volumes about the question, given that TFA quotes a rather lengthy statement from the company president, who didn't once take the opportunity to say that the device doesn't collect personally identifiable data.
So I'm genuinely not seeing what's inherently wrong with wanting to understand how products are used and could improve, especially in the burgeoning sexual-health industry.
Please note that "wanting to understand how products are used and could improve" is neither the ethical nor the logical equivalent of collecting private, intimate, real-time data without anywhere informing the purchaser that this is happening. Also, even if the data collected isn't personally identifiable now, it could become so later, and there are plenty of precedents for this.
Another note: when the president of the company says "our policy does disclose that we may collect data", that refers to their website policy; it IS NOT disclosed when the app is downloaded, according to TFA.
Do you see now "what's inherently wrong" with this picture?
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it IS NOT disclosed when the app is downloaded, according to TFA.
By that point, you've already bought the item. It's a little late to change your purchase decision.
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You raise a fair point - it would have definitely behooved them to explicitly say that no PII is being transmitted. However, the researchers apparently cracked this communication, so I would expect them to have found and loudly reported such.
I don't necessarily agree with the rest of your comment, at least at this time. Tinfoil hats are just too uncomfortable for me to wear continuously. If such time it does happen, I'll proactively retract my opposition.
To be clear:
Collecting personally identifiable is ce
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Please note that "wanting to understand how products are used and could improve" is neither the ethical
Errr yeah it is and products have been doing this since the dawn of time. The best companies are those who pay attention to their customers in this way and always have been.
Re:Not understanding the issue (Score:5, Insightful)
Non-personally identifying data rarely is non-personally identifying. Also, they failed to mention it in their privacy policy, which means they probably broke the law in many EU countries where it is mandatory when data is collected this way.
It's okay if they ask and have an opt-in button, but just doing it on the sly is underhanded and wrong.
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>Okay, so they capture completely non-personally-identifiable information... so?
Is nothing sacred to you? So non-personal info gets sent but it relates to personal (very personal) moments. Moments where users would prefer to be 'left alone'. Will the desire of companies to 'customize everything' in order to 'take care of us better than we can ourselves' really get some play in the world of personal moments? Next in: toilets note our wiping techniques in order to better offer us robotic wipers in the
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Right now, somewhere in this world, someone is masturbating. As you read this, someone else just increasedtheir device to vibrate a little faster.
I don't think anyone can argue that I've violated anyone's privacy by stating that. That's the equivalent of what this discovery, as written, entails.
Maybe I'm not as overly-conservative (bordering on prudish, if I may say so) as you. If I bought a toilet or seat that monitored how often [the user] took a dump, really I don't care. Frankly, in that particular inst
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I stand corrected (Score:2)
Nevermind, I take back what I said - the article itself didn't specifically address the PII aspect, according to this Tweet/Image [twitter.com], you can infer the REST endpoint does include the username.
While I again don't personally care too much if it were me, and also while I think usernames are a weak form of PII, I do understand how storing it per account can be disconcerting and definitely hope this discovery will help change the company's policies.
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There are often ways to de-anonymize information. Does it send device serial numbers? Are those recorded from online purchases? Does it send any location data (cell etc). Unless great care was taken to ensure that the data doesn't contain anything identifiable, it safer to assume that it does.
Once you have the personal data, the risks from knowing what the person was watching when using the toy are significant. It is not by itself damning, but it can be one of a set of data that can paint a picture of some
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I rescinded above - apparently from a screenshot of the REST endpoint, it does incorporate the username of the person, which makes this a lot worse than if it were truly anonymous datapoints.
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Right now, somewhere in this world, someone is masturbating. There's no way in hell anyone could argue that I've just violated their privacy.
So again, if this is not transmitting any personally identifiable information, there's no betrayal of trust.
Better orgasms through mathmatics. (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Better orgasms through mathmatics. (Score:5, Funny)
Now all they need to do is combine it with the technology from Clippy the Paperclip.
It looks like you're trying to get an orgasm. Would you like some help with that?
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Wait for it... (Score:4, Interesting)
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or the remote just stops working
https://www.youtube.com/watch?... [youtube.com]
NP; they are now a new name (Score:2)
Need to upgrade my virus protection (Score:5, Funny)
Okay ... (Score:4, Funny)
(a) This is the creepiest thing I've read all week.
(b) When can I control the smartphone from the vibrator?
Just the tip of the iceberg.. (Score:2)
Runs on Bluetooth? (Score:2)
Chrome Is Nearly Ready To Talk To Your Bluetooth Devices [slashdot.org] [Aug. 9, 2016]
This is FANTASTIC! (Score:2)
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I don't care what kind of anal ytics this collects (Score:2)
Just that the product is secure. I just don't want to be compromised through a backdoor by some Russian hackers.
A smartphone app, seriously? (Score:2)
"The sex toy uses a smartphone app, "
Seriously? Might as well build the sex toy right in the smart phone then. Maybe the smart phone is the ancestor of the XQJ-37 Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker envisioned here after all:
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Back on topic: In 2016, I prefer sex toys to be wired anyways. Less chances they will replicate and take control of the world this way.
Re: Editing (Score:5, Funny)
It's hard to type properly with only one hand
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I think you maybe misunderstand exactly what this device is used for?
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[cue: old man *shaking fist at sky*; (screaming:) "god damn dildo spies!".]
[error: at 12; return 3.]