Consumer Campaigners Read T&C Of Their Mobile Phone Apps To Prove a Point (bbc.com) 94
From a BBC report: Norwegians have spent more than 30 hours reading out terms and conditions from smartphone apps in a campaign by the country's consumer agency. The average Norwegian has 33 apps, the Norwegian Consumer Council says, whose terms and conditions together run longer than the New Testament. To prove the "absurd" length, the council got Norwegians to read each of them out in real time on their website. The reading finished on Wednesday, clocking in at 31:49:11. Some of the world's most popular apps were chosen, including Netflix, YouTube, Facebook, Skype, Instagram and Angry Birds. Finn Myrstad from the Norwegian Consumer Council, said: "The current state of terms and conditions for digital services is bordering on the absurd."
billable hours (Score:2)
Paid to navigate over 60,000 pages of federal law (Score:3)
The attorneys make bank for navigating the over 60,000 pages of codified federal statues and regulations, plus the uncodified ones (just the LIST of uncodified laws is 1,400 pages), plus an equal amount of state law. Of course those are just a tiny fraction of the total law. With my eyes closed, I clicked a random bit of the Slashdot Terms & Conditions; this is what came up:
The Sites may contain links to other web sites operated by third parties, other than affiliates of the Company (âoeLinked Site
Terms and conditions are generally obnoxious (Score:5, Interesting)
Has anyone read Slashdot's T&C [slashdotmedia.com]? There are some onerous things in there, too. It's not exactly short or easy to understand. This is pretty common, unfortunately. And Slashdot is no better.
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Here is how a lawyer put it to me.
Pay your bills or we fuck you over and if we fuck you over well tough.
That is what most TOS are about.
Re:Terms and conditions are generally obnoxious (Score:4, Funny)
Most, but you can still have fun with em from time to time if you really don't care about the T&C's.
I've a few apps on a less than popular app store, each of which have some boiler plate terms which I wrote ages ago, and still to this date gets the occasional happy or angry email about it:
This license agreement represents a contract, between the author of this program (*author name*), and the user of it (you), that both parties freely enter into for the use of this software (app name).
By installing and/or using this program you give your consent to this license and thus you agree to the following:
You will not:
Furthermore, you agree that:
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so you get fucked by the TOS by NOT getting fucked... hmmm
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As a lifelong Democrat I object to the donation line... except for the part about Jay Inslee. I supported McKenna in that one but that was a wonk vs jock vote for me. Never did like Jay even when he was over in the 4th district. The guy is just a jerk.
McKenna would have been like Gary Locke, decent and fair for the most part.
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I can agree to those terms, what do I get in return?
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https://slashdot.org/comments.... [slashdot.org]
Funny, I see only one person getting ass raped, but I'm not involved in it. It is entirely up to you what you do in your bedroom, but you surely have no access to my ass you pervert.
So, when will you actually make a unrefuted point? Or do you just not care that everyone sees you as the crazy guy of Slashdot?
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Aww, another third person post by APK claiming he is the winner. Perhaps you should try registering some accounts you can use to agree with yourself, I am sure it will make everyone believe that you are not the one agreeing.
You're nobody and nothing but a fake name online whimp who I understand whose bitch got knocked up by another guy since she didn't want to produce another brain dead autism retarded coward like you.
Coming from a coward like you, that is FUCKING HILARIOUS. Keep up the tilting APQuixote!
Nobody wants your ass. It's damaged goods and you know it.
But that is neither here nor there, as you are the one talking about ass raping me, so you are the one claiming you want my ass for some reason...you pervert.
Example of you claiming you want my butt
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At least I know the difference between Your and You're. Also, is my ass showing? I hope not, I would hate to think you were checking out my ass yet again.
Now, as far as fake names go, at least I stand behind my name, you hide behind AC like you own it because you know if you had an account, you would get instant terrible karma, whereas I have always had excellent Karma since first reaching that level. What this means is, people value what I bring to the table, while no one likes to hear your rants about
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Commas.
Have your heard of them?
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That, and if you read them carefully you'll also notice they don't actually promise anything at all. The phone company could never actually hook up my DSL and technically be within the terms of the contract.
Yes, they are stupid (Score:2)
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If the T&C for one app took 30 hours I might give a shit. But to make their point they read from 33 apps? I mean lets just read from 100 while we're at it! Lets really make a big fucking impact! Hell, we can even get super dramatic and get Sir Anthony Hopkins to read it. British accents make everything serious.
Re:Yes, they are stupid (Score:5, Insightful)
You are missing the point.
These are the average 33 apps the average citizen has installed. You need to know ALL OF THEM as they are not perfectly identical, and you need to somehow remember which T&C is connected to which app.
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Making it quicker to write.
Making it quicker to read.
Helping the end user remember what the terms are.
Making it use up less memory on the device.
Fo
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Actually what's needed is a standard set of terms and conditions that apply by default to all applications that everyone agrees is reasonable (consumer and producer) and then only where a developer wants to impose something different should they have to say where they vary from it. This is what happens in other scenarios where the public interact with companies.
You don't have to read a massive 'terms and conditions' contract when you check into a hotel since there are consumer protection laws about how hot
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Let me guess, you have never checked into a hotel?
I have been asked to sign an actual paper contract at a hotel before, I am surprised you haven't.
It covered stuff like who is responsible for room damage, that you aren't allowed to charge back, and if you do, they can go after you for the money, stuff like that.
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This is inimical to the interests of the legal industry. That's why they don't do it.
This is inimical to the interests of the legal industry. That's why they don't do it.
This is inimical to the interests of the legal industry. That's why they don't do it.
This is not the legal industry's problem.
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You are missing the point.
These are the average 33 apps the average citizen has installed. You need to know ALL OF THEM as they are not perfectly identical, and you need to somehow remember which T&C is connected to which app.
I summarize all Ts&Cs the same way, so I only have to keep one concept in mind:
- You the consumer sign away all rights to anything and we the supplier own whatever data comes within grabbing reach of our app. No part of this Ts&Cs can be invalidated even if the great majority of it is illegal horseshit. Sign here:
If anything is less evil than this, great - if not then I will never be unhappily surprised.
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Not likely. Contract terms that a reasonable person would not expect to see in a contract of that type are almost guaranteed to be f
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So would it make you feel better to state that the average T&C takes approximately an hour to read?
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Agreed. But how else do we get attention on it? I would really like to see limitations as to what is allowed in a T&C. We've reached the point where everything has an arbitration clause, everything I do in an app is likely now owned by the company, and nothing has privacy protections.
I bet >99% of folks have never read an entire T&C of ANY of the apps they use. Most are pretty unreadable to non-leagal'ese speaking folk.
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Funny how they call it "bordering on the absurd". I think we've gotten well across that border by now.
Re:Who is to blame? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Who is to blame? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Who is to blame? (Score:5, Insightful)
This has nothing to do with a litigious society.
T&C's are this way because nobody in their right mind would accept them if they weren't obfuscated beyond comprehension.
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This has nothing to do with a litigious society. T&C's are this way because nobody in their right mind would accept them if they weren't obfuscated beyond comprehension.
Like that BSD license an AC quoted?:
THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE COPYRIGHT HOLDERS AND CONTRIBUTORS "AS IS" AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE.
Every word of that blob has come because some lawyer somewhere has managed to twist contract law, liability law, tort law or some other crazy law to say you're on the hook. Really all you needed to say is:
This software is provided "as-is" without any warranty.
That's it really. You're not promising it does anything now, you're not promising it will do anything in the future. The rest is just crap, if you tell me you're going to do something stupid with it I shouldn't have
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Re: Who is to blame? (Score:2)
That is all very nice if you do not charge for it. If you do charge for it (smurfberries?), that implies the is useful. T&Cs cannot override consumer rights in most sane legal systems.
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What it should have to say is nothing. Since the vast majority of software is going to be provided with these terms - i.e. "as is and without warranty"; then the law should be changed to say that unless otherwise specified all software is provided as is and without warranty etc. That should be the default. (or whatever we as society decide is a reasonable default for the majority of cases). Then only software that requires something else, such as that used to run critical systems will need more than the def
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No T&C are this way because early on software publishers thought the law was an effective form of DRM.
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Re: Who is to blame? (Score:2)
hours or days? (Score:2)
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Is that thirty-one hours or thirty-one days?
Well, the first sentence of the summary does mention it took over 30 hours. 31 days is over 30 hours, sure, but we're all smart people here. Right?
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Is that thirty-one hours or thirty-one days?
Well, the first sentence of the summary does mention it took over 30 hours. 31 days is over 30 hours, sure, but we're all smart people here. Right?
Ha ha! That was funneh! "we're all smart people here." Oh man, that's a good one.
Standardized (Score:1)
No, it means we need standardized T&C for software, without the ability for vendors to drop onerous changes on us with minimal notice.
It's time to commodify software to the benefit of users rather than to the benefit of the vendor.
Make useful software and charge whatever you want, but tricks should be forbidden.
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No, it means we need standardized T&C for software
Here you go:
Copyright (c) <year>, <copyright holder>
All rights reserved.
Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without
modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met:
* Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright
notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer.
* Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above cop
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Well (Score:1)
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T&C? (Score:1)
oratory obligato (Score:2)
Make that "bordering on the absurd" for cargo pant values of "bordering".
In the new world, the "explorers" were attempting to trade with the natives, and they offered up an iPhone or Android app "just as soon as we complete a mandatory oral ceremony around the camp fire" they'd be saying "just give us the fucking glass beads already!" long before this obligatory oratory concluded.
Not so different from today's youth.
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Something like http://creativecommons.org/cho... [creativecommons.org] ?
the only winning move is not to play (Score:1)
If the Terms and Conditions or Terms of Service are too long to read, just reject them and do not use the product. If you refuse to do this then you have earned the abuse that is coming to you.
Trust (Score:5, Interesting)
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"Bordering on absurd"? (Score:3)
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I suppose one could argue that, since they don't agree with the T&C, they don't agree with the stipulation set forth in said T&C that use of the software or service constitutes agreement with the T&C. It'd be interesting to see how that'd play out in court.
TL;DR (Score:2)
Maybe they should adopt God's approach (Score:2)
2 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of tho
We need standard TOS (Score:5, Interesting)
A government agency should right up a generic TOS, with appropriate safeguards for consumer rights as well as for the corporation. Even include a reasonable requirement for arbitration (one that works both ways - they can't sue you if you can't sue them).
Then we could say that you can only get consent by click if the TOS was approved by the agency. Otherwise, you would need a real, actual ink on paper signature to get consent for TOS.
Nice compromise - corps can still create bullshit TOS, but they need to get you to sign paper to use that.
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I am very much not a lawyer, but I got the impression that a contract is valid only if both parties actually understand the contract.
Is that true? And if so, doesn't that make EULA's basically unenforceable in most cases because most people aren't lawyers?
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A government agency should right up a generic TOS, with appropriate safeguards for consumer rights as well as for the corporation. Even include a reasonable requirement for arbitration (one that works both ways - they can't sue you if you can't sue them).
Then we could say that you can only get consent by click if the TOS was approved by the agency. Otherwise, you would need a real, actual ink on paper signature to get consent for TOS.
Nice compromise - corps can still create bullshit TOS, but they need to get you to sign paper to use that.
Arbitration is much better for suppliers than for consumers especially where it protects said suppliers from class action suits.
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I'm not trying to stick it to the corps. I am trying to set up a fair system where both sides get something. But I will state that my original post did not mention anything about class action suits so I will add that a 'fair' arbitration clause should not prevent class action suits.
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This is the right solution. The government should represent the people and be the balance to all the power these corporations have when they make unilateral decisions that affect millions of consumers, while each individual consumer alone has no power to get the corporation to listen to them. The government in this situation is our collective bargaining unit.
However, our government doesn't work this way. Our government feels the need to represent both the people *and* the corporations. Unfortunately the
Don't use the apps or sites. Please tell them why. (Score:1)
I have been avoiding any product or web site with long, required TOS for a long time. One of the great things about Free software is that whey it says "BSD" or "GPL" or such, you know what you're getting and that's nice. When my doctor's office wants me to update my symptoms online, I remind them that the terms contained promises I knew I might not keep, so I strongly prefer not to use that site (they're very good about it, fortunately!).
And I talk to people about it. I was going to comment online on an
Absurd? (Score:2)
FTA: "The current state of terms and conditions for digital services is bordering on the absurd."
No, the state of terms and conditions for all kinds of "intellectual property" passed "absurd" at break-neck speed more than a decade ago. The current state of IP laws and terms is chewing-LSD-infused-magic-mushrooms-while-watching-Eraserhead-and-reading-Kafka-batshit-fucking-crazy. Absurd isn't even a tiny speck in the rear-view mirror.
Let's just make those "agreements" unenforceable (Score:2)
Really, these sorts of "gun to the head" agreements should simply be made unenforceable. No, you can't actually get people to "agree" to handing over a spare kidney to you by slipping that requirement into paragraph 2,532 on page 845 of a 9,000 page document, and companies shouldn't be able to slip other onerous language in there either. The simplest solution is for courts to require actually-informed consent when asked to enforce a contract, and refuse to enforce "click-through" contracts, because those co
Buy it and then return it. (Score:1)