Porn Troll Panics, Dismisses Pending Lawsuits 106
JayRott writes "According to Ars, 'The embattled copyright trolling firm Prenda Law is seeking to contain the fallout from a looming identity theft scandal by voluntarily dismissing lawsuits filed by the shell company AF Holdings. A Minnesota man named Alan Cooper has charged that Prenda fraudulantly used his name as the CEO of AF Holdings, allegations that have attracted the attention of a California judge. Ken at the legal blog Popehat broke the news that Prenda attorney Paul Duffy has sought dismissal of at least four pending infringement cases involving the Prenda-linked shell company AF Holdings. All four dismissals occurred in the Northern District of Illinois.' I don't see how Prenda thinks this is going to make one lick of difference to an already angry Judge."
Too late to run and hide now (Score:5, Insightful)
I think this is akin to getting caught stealing money from the tip jar and trying to make it look like you were just "making change".
Too late, you woke the dragon.
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Porn troll porn (Score:4, Insightful)
Is porn troll a new fetish?
That would be "troll porn", probably a relatively obscure fetish.
This story is tending towards "porn troll porn", which might even become widely known.
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Well, there's always troll porn trolls.
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Prenda [or some subsidiary/shell company/whatever] started this out by suing people for downloading various porn movies. It seems they took a LOT of liberties with the judicial process to convert IP addresses to names/addresses, somebody noticed and complained to the judge overseeing the case, and then Prenda decided to try to hide who did what/owns what from the judge.
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"Porn Troll"
1. A guy who's pulled an all night bender watching truly vile fetish porn... it's 10AM, he's sporting wild hair, bloodshot eyes, morning breath and crusty T-Shirt. Example of use: "Yeah, swung by John's house this morning to invite him to breakfast with the clan, but he'd been "Porn Trolling" and wasn't fit for human consumption."
2. A porn actor past their expiration date. Example of use: "I was watching ET last night and they caught a glimpse of Ron Jeremy... you seen that guy lately... OMG, wh
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I was just trying to rack my brain trying to remember which part of the movie with the little guy with the glowing finger that was in.
Re:Too late to run and hide now (Score:5, Interesting)
I've been watching this story unfold at Techdirt.com. It's the most farcical slow motion train wreck I've seen in quite a while. It speaks volumes about USA's litigious culture, the Imaginary Property regime, and the miniscule amount of value added to an individual through managing to graduate from law school and be accepted to practice law. To think that these guys spent tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars for their educations, and this is what the idiots end up doing with them. Astonishing.
Kudos to the judge. I've seen a few posts from guys wishing they could have a womb implanted so they could have his children.
Re:Too late to run and hide now (Score:5, Insightful)
Lawyers are a protected privileged class in the USA. Everyone from the President to members of Congress to Supreme Court justices are all lawyers. If you were to shoot all lawyers, you would no longer have a United States.
(what you'd have is a nice place to live)
Re:Too late to run and hide now (Score:5, Insightful)
Lawyers are a protected privileged class in the USA. Everyone from the President to members of Congress to Supreme Court justices are all lawyers.
Well, kinda. They're not practicing lawyers. They've evolved into LAWYER's next form, POLITICIAN. As lawyers they learn how the law can be twisted and screwed into new shapes to benefit the wealthy, and to win at any cost and on any viable basis. As politicians, they are wealthy, and in a position to make laws.
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They've devolved into LAWYER's next form, POLITICIAN.
Well, to totally shit on the evolution metaphor, think LARVAL for LAWYER.
Re:Too late to run and hide now (Score:4, Insightful)
It is all too easy to slam lawyers, but a lawyer is your best friend when you need one.
You should be slamming the ignorant electorate that keeps electing these politicians that only care about getting elected, getting rich, and pleasing the rich.
You can't waste a vote. A the only wasted vote is the one that wasn't exercised.
Re:Too late to run and hide now (Score:5, Insightful)
Until you realize the only reason you need a lawyer, is because of other lawyers...
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Lawyers are collectively running a protection racket.
They make stupid laws that appeal to mankind's base instincts to fuck each other over, and then turn around and offer us their services as warriors in the same minefield they themselves lay down.
Re:Too late to run and hide now (Score:5, Insightful)
It is all too easy to slam lawyers, but a lawyer is your best friend when you need one.
Wrong. A lawyer is a necessary evil when I need one, and I only need one because of the efforts and actions of other lawyers. Even a good lawyer is part of a broken system designed to maintain the status quo, and therefore part of the problem even when they try to be part of the solution.
I'll slam BOTH, thank-you.... (Score:2)
As one of my buddies used to say, a hired lawyer is a lot like an attack dog. You point it in the right direction and let it go do its thing. Your lawyer is NOT your friend, and has no qualms about indiscriminately attacking whoever is pointed at by the person paying the bill.
Truthfully, most situations people find themselves in where they really need a lawyer are situations created by the system itself. There really SHOULD be no reason a sane, somewhat intelligent individual couldn't just represent him/he
Re:I'll slam BOTH, thank-you.... (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm sorry you and your buddy have only met truly reprehensible lawyers. I know several who are good, honest, thoughtful people who genuinely try to make the world around them a better place. Granted, I've also met a hunch who are slimeballs I would just as soon push in front of a bus, but I've met a lot of people who are slimeballs that I would just as soon push in front of a bus who aren't lawyers, so it doesn't seem fair to say lawyers are necessarily any worse than the rest of humanity.
If anything, I've met a greater percentage of sales and corporate management types who would contribute more to the benefit of mankind by dying messily than I have lawyers, but YMMV.
Re:I'll slam BOTH, thank-you.... (Score:5, Interesting)
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So at least some of them could be rehabilitated...
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You should be slamming the ignorant electorate that keeps electing these politicians that only care about getting elected, getting rich, and pleasing the rich.
Doesn't that describe all of them? Besides, they're two sides of the same coin. One side gets elected and starts pushing some pet program, loses power letting the other guys in, and they start pushing the same program. You bet that's a wasted vote. The game's rigged.
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It is all too easy to slam lawyers, but a lawyer is your best friend when you need one.
It is all too easy to slam mafiosi, but a mafioso is your best friend when you need protection.
Did you ever wonder why do you have to "have a lawyer"?
Re:Too late to run and hide now (Score:4, Funny)
Well, kinda. They're not practicing lawyers. They've evolved into LAWYER's next form, POLITICIAN...
You describe them as though they're some kind of horrible parasite... good job!
Not a protected class (Score:1)
It is perfectly legal to include in your property management procedures that you do not rent to people who have an incomone under 3 times the rent, credit scores below a certain number, or lawyers. Our lawyer finds it fucking hilarious, and actually got a response from the fair housing council parasites when he querried them if this was legally acceptable.
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Layers are carnivorous predators that are occasionally promoted to an alpha role (politician). Every few years these politicians engage in a no-holds-barred battle for pack dominance.
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Isn't the judge, who's now apparently target of homoerotic advances due to being so awesome, an absolvent of the same line of education you seem to despise so much?
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Isn't the judge, who's now apparently target of homoerotic advances due to being so awesome, an absolvent of the same line of education you seem to despise so much?
What's that got to do with it? Some go to school to learn, many more go to get the certificate. The latter can often look like amnesiacs wrt their education history.
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It speaks volumes about USA's litigious culture, the Imaginary Property regime, and the miniscule amount of value added to an individual through managing to graduate from law school and be accepted to practice law.
I've been struck by another thing while following this. In France people keep complaining that you have to file too much paperwork to create a company and how in the US you can do it all in half an hour. But it feels like that's exactly what led to making it so easy to falsify who's the head of AF Holdings. So this simplicity does seem to have drawbacks. Can a company really be held accountable if you don't know who's at its head?
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Some lawsuits were dropped. And only because they probably used Alan Cooper's name (illegally).
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" Plaintiff voluntarily dismisses, with out prejudice, all claims brought in this action"
http://www.popehat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/MartinezVoluntaryDismissal.pdf
-CF
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They're not trying to please the judge (Score:4, Insightful)
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Not sure if survival is what they are trying to do, more like mitigating the damage and hoping there is something left afterwards.
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Not sure if survival is what they are trying to do, more like mitigating the damage and hoping there is something left afterwards.
Which is a fancy way of saying survival, in this context.
Too, they're going to have a hard time avoiding criminal charges if the allegations have merit.
Re:If you notice on the front page of ""slashdot"" (Score:5, Insightful)
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Even then you hear the same complaints at Reddit as well.
Is it really that hard to just ignore an article?
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Well you have to. The site renderer works for the construct program. But there's way too much information to properly render Reddit. You get used to it. I don't even see the ugly site design. All I see is cat pictures, Ron Paul posts, tech articles...
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Patent trolling is of interest to many a nerd.
They're not patent trolls but copyright trolls. Still trolls though...
Re:If you notice on the front page of ""slashdot"" (Score:4, Insightful)
If all nerds stay in their basements, then you're right, but...
There is a world out there and patent trolls influence the great work we nerds do.
So if one is going down, we celebrate and drink a root beer.
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If all nerds stay in their basements, then you're right, but...
There is a world out there and patent trolls influence the great work we nerds do.
So if one is going down, we celebrate and drink a root beer.
You should return your geek credentials. Prenda is not a patent troll. Read about what they were doing and notice there are no patents involved whatsoever.
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*Hands over geek creds*
But I keep the root beer!
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Isn't root beer dude. Some of us needed to use the bathroom, but you were in there with the door locked. We used the empty root beer bottles instead.
Enjoy, man!
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Re:If you notice on the front page of ""slashdot"" (Score:5, Funny)
If you think porn has nothing to do with nerds, I'm afraid you're sadly mistaken.
Re:If you notice on the front page of ""slashdot"" (Score:5, Funny)
If you've *done* all the porn on the Internet, you'll be too sore to get anything else done.
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Amateur
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Maybe young nerds, after you've done all the porn on the internet you can move on to getting things done.
I don't think that's physically possible.
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No kidding. It's not for nothing that the last aisle at Fry's (electronics store in the US) before checkout is the porn rack.
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What Fry's do you go to? The last aisle at my Fry's is the random crap aisle.
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Like he said...
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Well, he has a point in that the place where you actually stand in line waiting for a cashier to open up is festooned with soda, junk food and remaindered DVD movies. I was thinking of the path up to the check-out line, which has the porn rack on the left and the blank CD/DVD bins on the right. (For sharing porn with friends?)
Maybe we should expand the definition to "The electronics, porn, useless crap, and junk food place".
Re:If you notice on the front page of ""slashdot"" (Score:4, Insightful)
The very heart of these lawsuits is the bittorrent protocol, IP address tracking, and wireless networks. These lawsuits are a dirty disgusting consequence of the technology *we* created. And the reason nerds should be more interested in these lawsuits than others is because we fully understand how absolutely absurd it is to say just because you saw an IP address on a tracker doesn't mean the subscriber to the account that was assigned that address is an infringer.
So while the Prenda lawsuits are not failing on the technical lack of merits of their absurd claims, it is nice to see this law firm imploding nonetheless.
Re:If you notice on the front page of ""slashdot"" (Score:5, Interesting)
Sadly, copyright and patent law has a LOT to do with nerds. Especially those of us who develop software either for a living or as a hobby.
I can't include any code in a commercial project without first checking whether the license allows my intended use and what I need to do in order to comply. Similarly I don't release any significant amount of code to the public without first attaching an appropriate license to it (or atleast explicitely releasing to the public domain).
If I don't, some asshole (like the one in TFA) that has never produced any net positive to society will try to turn my efforts into a net negative. Some minimal understanding of copyright and patent law should be a minimal requirement for any software developer.
It's the price you have to pay for allowing border-line sociopaths to walk around freely.
It will make a difference ... a bad difference (Score:5, Insightful)
Given what's happened so far, this will probably make the judge MORE angry than he already is, and he will still expect the lawyers in question to show up on April 2nd and explain their actions so far even if they don't have a single other case pending in the country. Also, if they're madly filling requests for dismissals in other jurisdictions, it's going to be awfully difficult to offer the usual suite of lame excuses for not complying with the order (i.e. if you had the time to file these other requests for dismissal, then you certainly had the time to respond to a judge's order).
I think the only options left for these guys are either to rat each other out first and hope for leniency (standard prisoner's dilemma), flee the country, or pick a new career. And some of those aren't mutually-exclusive options.
Re:It will make a difference ... a bad difference (Score:5, Insightful)
From what I've read, they are trying to minimize the possible damage. The biggest change that these dismissals make is from an ONGOING fraud on the court, to a PAST defraud on the court. Using that rationality, however, you can then conclude that the only reason to drop the case(s) is that the allegations are true. If they were false, they'd simply fight the accusation and allow the other cases to proceed (probably continued pending outcome of the allegations).
I do note however that most (not all) the relevant cases were dropped without prejudice, meaning that if they survive, they plan on re-filing the cases. I seriously wonder if the top people involved are busy buying up land in a non-extradition country. The judge might include flight risk in his next order, and get their passports revoked.
Re:It will make a difference ... a bad difference (Score:4, Interesting)
Why not just flat out arrest them for contempt of court?
If this is getting into criminal territory I expect to hear some handcuffs clicking shut.
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At this point, they may be stuck with the choice between getting one judge more pissed at them or getting more judges pissed at them. Taking their lumps from one pissed of judge in one courtroom in one jurisdiction is probably one of the smarter decisions they've made so far.
Re:It will make a difference ... a bad difference (Score:4, Interesting)
Now they are screwed. (Score:1)
Making a fake company using the identity of others are pretty damn illegal, if I remember correct.
Goodbye Prenda, you'll never be missed. Except for a few laughs on here at your expense, that is.
Who are the owners and operators of Prenda Law? (Score:4, Interesting)
Let's have some names. And addresses and phone numbers. Then maybe some elite Anonymous operators can obtain their credit card numbers and order a bunch of goatse porn and have it delivered to their homes.
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So far they are doing enough on their own to seriously screw with their livelihood. They don't need any Anonymous help in shooting themselves in the foot and a reason for them to say they are a victim.
Re:Who are the owners and operators of Prenda Law? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Stopping Prenda Law is not enough (Score:4, Insightful)
I would seriously hope that "sanctions" includes:
(a) permanent disbarment in ALL states for the primary lawyers (and suspensions for the rest of the plaintiff lawyers),
(b) disgorgement of all settlement income from all entities involved as it was obtained by the fraud,
(c) reversal of all assignments of copyright as they were clearly made to further the fraud,
(d) complete closure of all business entities involved after reassignment of copyright and disgorgement of income, and
(e) the top people involved should be unable to open any more businesses of any kind ever,
(f) referral to state attorneys general and DOJ prosecutors to bring criminal charges.
Not hoping for jail time, but a message needs to be sent to these law-twisting nasties and all their ilk that this is not acceptable and will be punished. You don't often hear of lawyers being punished, simply because they're "in the club". The law community needs to seriously start thinking about an internal purge of these types of lawyers.
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> The law community needs to seriously start thinking about an internal purge of these types of lawyers.
Yes. Lawyers have a bad enough reputation as it is; these guys are just making it worse. The legal system needs to realize that and take action.
The "legal" protection racket (Score:2)
If we allow lawyers to cause other people pain without compensation, that just increases the demand for the services of the legal profession (to protect people from this sort of thing)
Bingo!
I suspect that was the plan all along.
It's about jurisdiction (Score:2)
All four dismissals occurred in the Northern District of Illinois.' I don't see how Prenda thinks this is going to make one lick of difference to an already angry Judge."
Prenda believes the California judge does not have the power to compel out-of-state Prenda "employees" to appear. I would bet a dollar that one of the Prenda guilty parties lives either in Illinois, or the 7th Circuit federal jurisdiction. If they don't dismiss cases in jurisdictions where they live, and things unfold as they have in California, they could face arrest.
Going past the intent of the law (Score:1)
Lawyers often press to the edge of the law, occasionally skirting the edges (with admonishments by judges), getting away with whatever they can. Prenda law didn't skirt the edges of the law, they clearly operated as trolls outside the law. They used the threat of civil litigation in a blackmail scheme against thousands of people. Sadly they are not alone. They made a judge angry for doing what they did, then further annoyed the judge by trying to 'phone it in' by teleconferencing and videoconferencing w
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I'd love to see Alan Cooper walk into the offices with some lawyers asking where his office is, and asserting his position as named CEO.
First thing would be to freeze all accounts, fire everybody, and hand over every piece of paper and computer to the judge.
It's a shell company. There probably is no office. It's probably just a P.O. Box.
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Corporations are "people" now, right? This one should get the death penalty.
No gas chamber, though. Hang from the neck until dead.
United States District Judge Otis D. Wright II (Score:4, Interesting)
Here is a site where people can anonymously comment on their experiences in his court room. He gets a score of 2.5 out of 10. He has a few high ratings, and lots of one and two ratings: http://www.therobingroom.com/Judge.aspx?ID=1555 [therobingroom.com]
This is a rather articulate comment from the site:
I can't imagine a more appropriate court for Prenda Law. It will be a collision between out of control bottom of the barrel scum sucking lawyers and a judge who's legal background is inadequate and has a tendency to use the bench to crush anyone who appears before him. It's literally karma in action, with Biblical style thunderclaps and lightning. What could possibly go wrong?
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TL:DR My conclusion is there are some rather noisy and incompetent lawyers that want this guy axed.
After reading through the litany of whinging over this judge, at http://www.therobingroom.com/Judge.aspx?ID=1555 [therobingroom.com]
and the few positive ratings, I am wondering if the allegations are really sour grapes from attorneys who
got their bullshit handed back to them on a silver platter. This guy is clearly a hardass. However I saw no clear evidence
that the negative comments were anything but inarticulate nerd-rage. T
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And yet you return again to experience that same feeling over and over