DMVs Across the Country Learning Textspeak 178
First time accepted submitter 3seas writes in about DMVs across the country learning textspeak in order to keep vulgar acronyms off the road. "You can have txtspeak on your plate in Arizona, but only if you keep it clean. 'ROFLMAO' is a no-go. Arkansas, however, seems to be a little slower on the uptake. 'ROFLMAO' doesn't appear on the state's prohibited list. That doesn't necessarily mean the plate would pass DMV scrutiny should someone request it."
A55 RGY Takes the Cake (Score:5, Funny)
http://grupthinkpro.s3.amazonaws.com/grupthinklive80240347b2eab6b15fd4935656ba50e8 [amazonaws.com]
Nobody will ever top Florida "A55 RGY" with the big orange in the middle serving as the letter "O."
A55 O RGY
Re:A55 RGY Takes the Cake (Score:5, Funny)
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Best plate ever, I wish I had mod points.
Every software geek will get it, but the other 99.5% of the people will be clueless.
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Every software geek will get it,
Not if they don't recognize the car or know its nickname.
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http://grupthinkpro.s3.amazonaws.com/grupthinklive80240347b2eab6b15fd4935656ba50e8 [amazonaws.com]
Nobody will ever top Florida "A55 RGY" with the big orange in the middle serving as the letter "O."
A55 O RGY
The fact that it says "Sunshine State" beneath is just perfect.
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This one is pretty close:
http://lulz.xerq.net/0910-OCTOBER/AxSHrHdfZM.jpg [xerq.net]
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http://grupthinkpro.s3.amazonaws.com/grupthinklive80240347b2eab6b15fd4935656ba50e8 [amazonaws.com]
Nobody will ever top Florida "A55 RGY" with the big orange in the middle serving as the letter "O."
A55 O RGY
Step aside, Slashdot... *puts on shades*... I got this.
Your new 'best plate ever'. [imgur.com]
Thanks, Bay Area!
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I have a pic somewhere of the Virginia equivalent - the car was parked outside my office.
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That reminds me TR 010 NE and TR 010 NA are valid, not personalized, plates here in Italy. DR 000 GA is quite evocative too, and should have been already issued by now.
(If you dunno what "troiona/e" mean, ask your mom ;) ).
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http://grupthinkpro.s3.amazonaws.com/grupthinklive80240347b2eab6b15fd4935656ba50e8 [amazonaws.com]
Nobody will ever top Florida "A55 RGY" with the big orange in the middle serving as the letter "O."
A55 O RGY
Unfortunately, those single orange license plates have all been phased out in favor of the double orange license plate.
In other words, we don't deserve nice things.
Just a dash (Score:5, Funny)
The Washington State DMV rules say that you can use any combination of letters, digits or hyphen, up to a maximum of 7 characters. Single-character license plates are acceptable, but they've all been taken apart from one:
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I think a single hyphen would be great. When police officers write a citation for speeding, in the box for the motorist's license plate, they'd have to just write a dash. It'd be as if you didn't have one. Like this: http://xkcd.com/1105/ [xkcd.com]
The "NO PLATE" story (Score:3)
http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/noplate.asp [snopes.com]
NO PLATE
NONE
NOTAG
MISSING
XXXXXXX
All are both funny and bad ideas.
I'd lke to get one that reads UFIA.
Re:The "NO PLATE" story (Score:4, Insightful)
http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/noplate.asp [snopes.com]
Just to pick a nit with that Snopes article. The first paragraph says:
Allowing motorists to obtain personalized plates provides them with an opportunity to obtain something distinctively unique, something that commands far more attention than the usual humdrum string of letters and digits.
Every license plate is, by definition, "distinctively unique". Just sayin' ...
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If they'd let you, the thing to do would be to take a page from Korean starcraft players who don't want their handles recognizable, and do combinations of I's, l's, and 1's.
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apropos: http://xkcd.com/1105/ [xkcd.com]
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But not all are distinctively unique assuming a certain level of distinctive.
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Every license plate is, by definition, "distinctively unique". Just sayin' ...
Time to go back to the dictionary: you have confused distinctively with distinguishably. If you didn't spend your childhood reading encylopedias and the dictionary for fun, perhaps you should not try to correct others' spelling or grammar on slashdot. Just sayin'...
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Every license plate is, by definition, "distinctively unique". Just sayin' ...
Time to go back to the dictionary: you have confused distinctively with distinguishably.
Those words were from the Snopes article not me. Furthermore, having gone back to the dictionary, I would argue that those words are redundant used together and unnecessary to the description of a vehicle license plate - which are each unique and, therefore, distinct.
Sure, it's a bit pedantic, but it's been a slow week...
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Distinct but not distinctive.
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It depends on how you look at it.
A standard plate will typically follow a mask of XXX####
It will not be unique from the perspective of the character pattern, while a personalized plate (assuming you can pick any combo) gives you the option of literally anything. No mask.
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It depends on how you look at it.
A standard plate will typically follow a mask of XXX####
It will not be unique from the perspective of the character pattern, while a personalized plate (assuming you can pick any combo) gives you the option of literally anything. No mask.
True, the standard plate follows a mask/template, but each plate is uniquely numbered and, therefore, distinct - even plates with the same sequence from different states/countries, if you consider the plate as a whole. But I see your point.
I was just venting a bit about the Snopes article. Though I'm not an expert in English and sometimes fall victim myself, sloppy speech/writing annoys me. Like TV commercials for upcoming shows that say "All New" when referring to a single episode - grrrr ....
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,371902,00.html [foxnews.com]
Some states made a mistake and distributed WTF plates as normal plates. Example is in the above link.
Non english speakers seem to think it is normal (Score:2)
This indian woman I used to work with would send me emails like What is ur schedule for this afternoon?
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In that environment she was the only person who sent messages like that, out of hundreds of people. I assume she picked it up as she was learning English and assumes that ur is more mainstream than it actually is.
Years ago in Arizona (Score:4, Funny)
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echo alias rtfm=man>>~/.bashrc :)
Now it is
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And what plate does your wife have?
After she learned of the mistress, "COUCH4U"
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NUN2NITE
A couple of classics: (Score:2)
IB6 UB9
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ASSMAN [90schild.com]
wtf dmv? (Score:2)
thx 4 mkn me uz wkpdia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DMV [wikipedia.org]
Apparently there are no important problems.... (Score:2)
The war on profanity seems in line with any fundamentalist theocracy though...
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Find some bible thumper with a vanity plate and convince your state DMV that its slang for mother-son incest in Serbo-Croation.
Seen recently (Score:2)
MOE RON
BIGAZZVAN
FAT GAL (Tbird)
&BEYOND (on the back of an Infiniti)
KMIT (Score:2)
Jack Benny had that plate over 70 years ago. He said it meant "Know Me In Truth" when in fact it was Yiddish for "kiss my ass".
So, this kind of thing is nothing new . . .
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Here in RI (Score:2)
But friends of mine had the plates I-812 and OU-812. They had them for a few years until the DMV realized what it was referring to (I Ate One Two and Oh You Ate One Too) and yanked the plates.
And I once had the email address fuckewe@cox.net - until Cox figured out what it said and removed it.
Fuqua! but what about real names and words?!!? (Score:2)
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I knew a Fuqua in the chair force, it was always funny to answer a phone call when someone was calling for him. Another good one was Dyke, pronounced Dick, it was always amusing to watch people try and decide what would be the least offensive way to pronounce his name when they saw his name tag.
I had an instructor once who had a custom plate for his new corvette, PHSTFCKR or maybe it was PHSTFKR. Anyways he claimed that the first four characters were to be read as "fast", but we always contended it was actu
And another thing (Score:3)
Then I looked at the tickets not only were they written KAIRCI but they also had the plate type as 01, whereas amateur radio call sign plates are type 18. Type matters.
And then there's my sk friend Kevin who had the call sign KA1FTW! The license is still active, maybe when it lapses I'll get it as a club call sign to replace the shitty one we have now which is KB1YSX.
It's all good until... (Score:2)
Someone makes a free speech issue out of it when their application for an "FU OBAMA" plates gets rejected.
I LV TOFU (Score:2)
2009 Story [katu.com] out of Denver, Colorodo:
2012 Story [hamptonroads.com] out of Virgina:
DCUNTD (Score:4, Funny)
Arkansas DMV (Score:3)
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I have a gay friend that got away with a plate that says PWR BTM. Honest to god. He has it on a white truck with a black racing stripe on the hood, so they call it the wide receiver. If that passed the revenue office, anything will.
I wonder if that means they don't hire any queers in there, or if it means it was approved by a big ol' fag who laughed about that one all day.
In general you can have clever plates if you can make up a good bullshit story for why you want it which fits on the explanation line...
FNURMOM (Score:2)
Your Tax Dollars At Work (Score:2)
I totally cannot think of a better use of our money.
"Sequential" Plates (Score:2)
In a similar vein, once in a while I check the availability of the "sequential" plate 3XIV159. (I'd call it my Pi Plate: 3 14 159. Get it?) But it still seems to be in use. I wonder if its owner realizes what it means?
If they really want to help... (Score:2)
...they need to save people from themselves.
INFINIT on an Infiniti.
AUDIA6 on an Audi A6
BEEMER on a BMW.
STOP IT. (Maybe I'll put that on mine.)
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STOP IT. (Maybe I'll put that on mine.)
On second thought, that might send the wrong message to the local police.
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Agreed. If any cager puts BEEMER on his Bimmer, he needs to have his head examined.
Mirror Image (Score:2)
Still love the story... (Score:2)
Of the Liquor store owner who want the DMV to give him two vanity plate for him and his wife. He wanted to split the word COCKTAIL between the two cars.
Jersey Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Score:2)
One of the best I've seen was a Jersey plate:
B1NDAZZ
Stay classy New Jersey.
ROFLMAO (Score:2)
Banning ROFLMAO seems a bit harsh to me, when the British DVLA is selling this [direct.gov.uk] for 599UKP ($950).
Make it look (sort of) like a standard issue plate (Score:2)
NE1 469
Cyrillic to the rescue! (Score:2)
"XPEH BAM", "HAXEP", "XEPOBO", "XPEHOBO", "MYTOPHO", "MYCOP", "3ACYHTE", "3ACYHEM", "MA3OK", "MAT", "CTEPBA", "CYKA" and so on should be safe for now.
WTF on regular plates (Score:2)
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Shouldn't that be FOAD?
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Shouldn't that be FOAD?
FOADIAF
Here in Australia we dont have an issue. I've seen DILLIGAF, FACTHUNT and PORKHUNT on the road. EPICHUNT is still available in WA.
There were some plates with a picture of a starfish embossed on the right hand side issued some years back. Someone got CHOCOLATE.
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It seems to me that people who would be offended probably won't know what the textspeak means anyway, they might as well allow it.
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I don't see how it's their business to regulate anything you want on your plate. If I can put "FUCK" on my car (and I can, free speech and all), then there's no reason I can't put it on my plate. Government agencies need to get out of the censorship business, in all circumstances.
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You own the car. You don't own the license plate.
Re:Dumbest regulations ever... (Score:5, Funny)
Boy is he going to be surprised when he finds out that the government owns almost all the roads too.
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I still fail to see why they should be allowed to prevent you from having such license plates.
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False dilemma. Just allow the plates.
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There'd probably be a higher demand for those than the "normal" ones.
BTW the Chinese are known to be willing to pay more for plates with the letter 8.
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In California, I saw these license plates
FOK YO
PUDENDA
Each of these is rude and likely to provoke anger and violence. It's not good public policy to encourage people to misbehave.
Best One Seen (Score:2)
From years ago in Texas, hot chick in a red vet:
License Plate ==> QQQQ
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The best I've seen, also in Texas, is an animal friendly [state.tx.us] plate with the license "YIFFY". This was a few years ago.
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Honestly, I am not fine with that. Even denying the license plate "FUCK" shows far too much attention to the content of the plates. They shouldn't care...its numbers and letters to them....its a database key. Fuck that. These people are wasting my money, they shouldn't be doing petty shit with it.
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In a related note, I've seen ROFLMAO on a Maryland plate. Not recently, but within the last two years I guess it was.
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I don't make the rules, you'll have to take that one up with PETA.
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"Went To Florida, Operation: Move Granny."
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Vanity plates are a very important social tool. They serve as a warning that the owner wastes his time caring about irrelevant stuff.
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So does painting the interior of your home any color but an eggshell white.
I don't waste any of my time caring about irrelvant stuff, especially time wasters like commenting on how some posters waste their time caring about irrelvant stuff.
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How much time do you spend starting at your license plate? Versus being in your home surrounded by painted walls?
Vanity plates indicate a high ratio of an individual's personal opinion of his own importance versus his actual importance in society. But, they voluntarily pay more to the state for the ego trip, so, god bless them.
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An ego trip? Really? And this statement?
Vanity plates indicate a high ratio of an individual's personal opinion of his own importance versus his actual importance in society.
I think you may be reaching just a bit there to fit it to your prejudices.
I really think you have to consider it on a 'plate' by 'plate' basis.
For example, the 'EAT THE' virgina plate was freaking awesome. I don't think the guy was boosting up his own ego, and used the plate as a means to crack a joke. (for those who don't get it, the plate was a special issue plate with the motto, "Kids First", just under the ID portion.
What about the HAM radio guys
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What about the HAM radio guys who put their callsigns on their plates? Oh noes, they have a hobby and used a plate instead of a less readable bumper sticker. What a sense of entitlement they must have.
At least in Virginia you must have an amateur radio license (duh) and amateur radio equipment installed in your car to qualify for a ham plate. The rationale is that if a police officer needs comms, they can rely on anyone with a ham plate. After all, the first purpose of amateur radio existing (as codified in Title 47, Part 97.1a):
"Recognition and enhancement of the value of the amateur service to the public as a voluntary noncommercial communication service, particularly with respect to providing emergenc
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Sorry but it isn't. I read the whole article, it's short.
I'm personally concerned about the quality of posts on this site, AC, that are becoming more and more political and click-bait than being of interest. Nonetheless, I am not and shouldn't be God to regulate the choice of submitters and editors...so if the crowd of nerds on slashdot moves in that direction, who am I to stop them?
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*sigh*
I wonder if I can get a license plate that says that.
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Very clever ;)
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I week ago I saw a great one: CPTWTF
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It is protected by the first amendment. However, certain courts have 'interpreted' imaginary exceptions into the first amendment.
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I was going to ask, what about the First Amendment to the United States Constitution?
In my book, First Amendment protections of free speech don't extend to forcing the government to issue you a particular license plate.
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If the government is restricting your ability to communicate an idea, I'd say it's a First Amendment issue.
If the government argues that it's not a method for communicating ideas, then there is no reason to care what character combination appears in that non-communication medium.
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If the government is restricting your ability to communicate an idea, I'd say it's a First Amendment issue.
But it doesn't restrict your ability to communicate an idea. If you really must paste "ROFLMAO" on your car, you can always put it on a bumper sticker.
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If you really must paste "ROFLMAO" on your car, you can always put it on a bumper sticker.
But they're restricting your ability to place it on the license plate. The fact that you can express the same thing in other ways is irrelevant.
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But they're restricting your ability to place it on the license plate. The fact that you can express the same thing in other ways is irrelevant.
No. It really isn't. The government is not suppressing your right of speech or expression in any way. The whole point of the First Amendment is to guarantee your right to speak and express your ideas. That is completely unaffected by whether or not the government is forced to provide you with a piece of metal with your favorite "offensive" acronym on it.
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No. It really isn't.
How is that not irrelevant? You might not think it's a violation of the first amendment, but are you saying that the mere fact that you're capable of expressing the idea in other ways automatically means they're not suppressing your speech/expression? If so, I can think of a number of things they could do; what a huge loophole.
You probably weren't saying that, but in that case, why say it's irrelevant? I'm not sure it's a first amendment violation, but I consider it as suppressing speech/expression.
That is completely unaffected by whether or not the government is forced to provide you with a piece of metal with your favorite "offensive" acronym on it.
But that
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How is that not irrelevant? You might not think it's a violation of the first amendment, but are you saying that the mere fact that you're capable of expressing the idea in other ways automatically means they're not suppressing your speech/expression? If so, I can think of a number of things they could do; what a huge loophole.
You probably weren't saying that, but in that case, why say it's irrelevant? I'm not sure it's a first amendment violation, but I consider it as suppressing speech/expression.
If you have the option to express the same idea, in the same way, in the same forum, then it should be obvious that your freedom of expression is not being suppressed.
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Sure it is. You can't express it on a license plate.
Using this logic (the part where it isn't a suppression of speech as long as you're technically still able to express that speech is some way), free speech zones are a-okay. After all, you can express anything you want. Just... do it over there!
At least in one way, speech/expression is being suppressed in an effort to keep certain people from being offended.
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Sure it is. You can't express it on a license plate.
Using this logic (the part where it isn't a suppression of speech as long as you're technically still able to express that speech is some way), free speech zones are a-okay. After all, you can express anything you want. Just... do it over there!
No, it's not the same thing. Because you still have the right to paste whatever expression you want on your car. Whether or not you can put it on the license plate makes no difference to your ability to express yourself.
Note that so-called "free speech zones" have another crucial difference: in this case, you're trying to force the government to provide the forum for your "expression." That alone makes the scenarios completely dissimilar.
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I would guess the plate read "SN DREK", since the Yiddish for "eat" is "essen".
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