McAfee Arrested In Guatemala 184
Reports are coming in that John McAfee's on again off again relationship with various law enforcement agencies has finally come to an end. According to interior minister Mauricio Lopez Bonilla, he has been arrested in Guatemala after trying to enter the country illegally.
Did he take a picture? (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe we can get the EXIF data from that one, too.
McAfree? (Score:4, Funny)
What a clever pun considering the situation. Surely it was intentional!
Whew... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:McAfree? (Score:5, Funny)
John McAfree?
Cue the "Fee McAfree" movement.
Licensing (Score:4, Funny)
Looks like his License (to kill) expired. The renewal fees were probably too much.
I hear... (Score:5, Funny)
that he's going to get a 30 day trial.
Re:McAfree? (Score:5, Funny)
great editing! (Score:0, Funny)
" ... McAfree's on again off again relationship various law enforcement agencies..."
Wow. Is Slashdot now recruiting from the Exit 9 school of journalism?
dumb (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I hear... (Score:4, Funny)
You'd think he'd know better than to try and use a Trojan horse.
and now the Guatemala court system will slow down (Score:5, Funny)
and now the Guatemala court system will slow down big time to be able to run McAfee though the system.
Re:McAfree? (Score:3, Funny)
Never attribute to editors what you can incompetence.
Re:I hear... (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:McAfree? (Score:5, Funny)
John McAfree?
What a clever pun considering the situation. Surely it was intentional!
He was probably caught in Guatemala's firewall. The worm.
Re:Slashdot . . . (Score:3, Funny)
You may want to update your definition files.
(Belize and Guatemala are in Central America.)
Re:Asylum (Score:4, Funny)
he should have tried Ecuador...
Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Slashdot . . . (Score:4, Funny)
Where anonymous cowards bitch and moan about other anonymous cowards...Uh oh! Help! I'm stuck in an infinite loop!
Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... (Score:4, Funny)
Escape goat? I like that, I'll have to start using that. It's a scapegoat, by the way.
The 'escape goat' is like a drug mule, only you have to use it to get out of the country.
Re:McAfree? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:All the "bonkers" and "Crazy" talk... (Score:5, Funny)
I thought he was on the lamb.
Re:McAfree? (Score:5, Funny)
Shouldn't it have been McAflee?
Someone explain this to me (Score:4, Funny)
Mcafee got arrested.
A guy who allegedly understands security murders someone (allegedly), and then proceeds to be "on the run" throughout the third world, while stopping twice a day to give the media an interview, tell them where he is and what he's up to, reality TV style.
The surprising twist in the story: The authorities found him.
Who woulda bloody thunk.
This guy should be shot for stupidity even before being tried for murder.
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Re:Asylum (Score:4, Funny)
That might be racial profiling if we did it. Can't have that. Must keep groping old ladies and young girls in wheelchairs. That's the American way.