from the that's-a-nice-bomb-job dept.
mcgrew writes "The Chicago Tribune is reporting that the TSA is now worried about surgically implanted bombs. Are they trying to get everyone to stop flying entirely? I know there's no way they'd get me in an airliner these days. I'll drive, even though it is far, far more dangerous."
How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's see, can you use a shell script for that or does it need a C program?