Zune HD Twitter App Censors Tweets For You! 155
SharpFang writes "The new Zune HD Twitter app censors naughty words out of tweets in your timeline. Sure, it's a free app, but this kind of active content censorship just rubs me the wrong way."
Ugh... (Score:4, Funny)
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Quote from Samuel L. Jackson's new movie, "Profanities in a Post"?
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THAT'S IT! I've had it with these motherf***ing censors on this motherf***ing internet!
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Yeah. Copulate that excrement!
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YOUR MOTHER IS A CLBUTTY LADY!
Fixed that for you.
Now if only I could fix the stupid caps filter...
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Misquoted from here [penny-arcade.com].
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Looks like you misspelled "f******"....
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How did you know my password?!
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Option (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Option (Score:4, Funny)
It should be an option, not a requirement.
An option that turns on during Friday and Saturday nights so drunken texts to professors are less likely to get you kicked out of school.
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texts
I'm dumb. But I feel like the same principle applies to Twitter.
As a professor myself (Score:2)
I'm far more worried about students who read my drunken tweets! And not just on fridays or saturdays....
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TFA also complains that the app is slow. Well, if you're searching all text input for a dictionary of naughty words on a underpowered embedded CPU, the fact that it turns out slow is not a surprise.
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Re:Option (Score:5, Insightful)
Underpowered? It's an 800Mhz ARM CPU, surely to fuck it can do a little text processing on 150 character tweets.
I'm guessing top-end mainframes didn't achieve that kind of CPU power until the late 80s.
Back in the day, ftp.cdrom.com pushed ~1TB a day from one 200-MHz P6 Pentium Pro.
Now get of my lawn.
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And not even the default option. If you're subscribing to a specific twit, you shouldn't be surprised by their language.
I don't expect Highlight Magazine if I subscribe to Hustler, why should twitter be any different?
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If it was an option that was off by default then most people would never use it. And that isn't what the people who implemented it want.
They want censorship to be the default so that most people never turn it off. There is very little in the way of "good intentions" behind features like this. You're witnessing the views and mores of a few being forced upon thousands^H^H^Hhundreds of others using Zunes. So much for private industry looking out for freedom of speech.
I support this but (Score:2)
I know slashdotters will whine about censorship but the reality is this will make twitter far more useful. Once it's implemented in reverse, that is: twitter will be far more entertaining when I can click a link and censor out all the tweets that lack colorful language.
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It should be an option, not a requirement.
"I'm gonna [Would you want the word "fucking" censored out from this tweet? Y/N] pee on your [Would you want the word "fucking" censored out from this tweet? Y/N] skull, you [Would you want the word "cocksucking" censored out from this tweet? Y/N] [Would you want the word "retard" censored out from this tweet? Y/N]!!"
Re:Option (Score:4, Interesting)
Because they used the full product name, I'm going to say the opposite, this is someone trying to keep us talking about the otherwise failing and undesirable Microsoft product. It is completely inane, the only possible explanation is a marketing troll.
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To avoid the appearance of "marketing trolling", future references to product names will be replaced by more meaningful titles, like "Asparagus Peeler" or "Irving".
Sent from my Tin of Christmas Cookies
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Nobody says "check out my cool new Microsoft Zune HD®!" in normal speech.
What do you mean? If somebody came up to me and said "Check out my Zune!" how am I supposed to know if they meant a Microsoft Zune HD®, or something completely different?
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How do you know you shouldn't use it because the author is a dick (and censoring people without telling them you're going to is dickish) unless someone tells you?
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The article suggests that the censorship was a surprise (the censorship bit came as an update to an article on its poor performance) so it seems to me that it's pretty clear that it was not advertised as such.
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But but but... Teh queenz have b00b13z!
Think of the children!
Censorship rubs you the wrong way (Score:5, Funny)
Your Zune usage rubs me the wrong way.
Re:Censorship rubs you the wrong way (Score:4, Funny)
The phrase "Rubs me the wrong way" really grinds my gears.
No toggle? (Score:1)
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yes, get an iphone and use one of the twitter apps
the article links to another article about Apple censorship but that is from March. in the meantime iPhone OS 3 shipped and every time you install anything that might have a bad word you get a little pop up with a warning where you click OK unless you are a child and your parents censor your iphone/ipod touch
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He's choosing to be censored, therefore it isn't censorship. He could easily use a different app or different platform and get his naughty words unmolested.
This is a completely non-issue and a waste of time. These types of articles are rearing their heads more than usual lately.
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yes, browse to twittter and log in that way. (Score:2)
All you have to do is "SKIP THE APP"
For real? is this a news story?
Who cares? (Score:2, Insightful)
Then don't use it.
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I think the submitter plans on not using it, and most likely submitted the story to inform others, should they wish to not use it as well.
I think the submitter should elaborate on what this "wrong" way of rubbing is. Just to inform other, should they wish to be rubbed in that way.
I for one welcome our new wrong-rubbing overlords
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To inform the hordes of Zune HD users on Slashdot? :)
I would be willing to put money on that being in the singe digits. I have one so thats 1.
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I also have one. So make it two.
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BURN! SEAR! CHARR!
You are Bonfaaz Burntfur and I claim my five pounds.
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Freedom of speech means sometimes being offended. The fact that some people are offended by four letter words doesn't mean you can't use them, but by the same rules the fact that you are offended when others write censoring software doesn't mean that they can't do that either.
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Besides, there are things far more disturbing that a few simple profanities. Look at "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk.
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The fact that some people are offended by four letter words doesn't mean you can't use them...
And this software doesn't stop anyone from using them. It only stops those who don't want to read them from having to read them. Everyone gets what they want. Sounds like a win-win to me.
Censored Tweet (Score:5, Funny)
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Why do you want to hook it up to your mom rather than your computer?
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Although it might be more like "Windows V**** Is Freaking Awesome And Never Crashes! I'm NOT buying a M******!"
Twitter is stupid anyway (Score:3, Insightful)
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I guessed twitter was pointless, but like a celibate monk, I always wondered, "am I missing out on something?"
A quick wiki lookup got me this graph: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/Content_of_Tweets_Graphed.png [wikimedia.org]
Now I see that by not using twitter, I am missing out on:
80% pointless babble
8% Chain letters
12% Spam
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so who cares?
Who cares? Who cares? I'll tell you who cares, all 9 Zune users, that's who cares!
insensitive clod...
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And then there were nine (Score:5, Funny)
A couple of posts before, there were THREE Zune users. Now there are nine? It's popularity has tripled in a matter of hours?
Somebody go wake up Balmer.
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I've got just the thing [amazon.com] for you.
Beta? (Score:4, Funny)
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Overlords love this kind of welcome.
Re:Beta? (Score:4, Funny)
Perhaps in the near future it will be repurposed to filter out the stupid.
I have a hostfile for that.
twitter.com 127.0.0.1
www.twitter.com 127.0.0.1
myspace.com 127.0.0.1
www.myspace.com 127.0.0.1
facebook.com 127.0.0.1
www.facebook.com 127.0.0.1
youtube.com 127.0.0.1
www.youtube.com 127.0.0.1
digg.com 127.0.0.1
www.digg.com 127.0.0.1
clbuttic case (Score:2, Funny)
This is a clbuttic case of censorship gone too far.
Big whoop. It's not terribly useful. (Score:1, Offtopic)
So the Zune HD can twit. Big deal - there's no WWAN so it's not like you can do it anywhere you want. And it's not like the only way to twit is via a Zune HD. If there's a need to twit 24/7 your every breath, poop, and pee, you'd have gotten a cellphone with that capability already (unless you don't do those things outside the range of WiFi networks).
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RT @tlhlngan
So the Zune HD can twit. Big deal - there's no WWAN so it's not like you can do it anywhere you want. And it's not like the only way to twit is via a Zune HD. If there's a need to twit 24/7 your every breath, poop, and pee, you'd have gotten a cellphone with that capability already (unless you don't do those things outside the range of WiFi networks).
--so true!
Joke time! (Score:5, Funny)
What do you call 1 million censored tweets?
A good start!
Hey-o!
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Re:Joke time! (Score:4, Funny)
Alright then lets keep this rolling.
Did you hear the one about the Terrorist who held a bunch of Twitter users hostage?
He threatened to release one every hour until his demands were met!
Zzzzzing!
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If I tip my server, won't all the bits fall out of the hard drive?
Language bias? (Score:3, Interesting)
Naughty words in which language? Only English?
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You do realize that Doctorow used to earn a living as a sysadmin, don't you? Or did I miss something about Ms. Ray working in a technical capacity for General Electric?
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She can adjust my thermostat any time.
"I'd buy that for a dollar !"
Bastards. (Score:3, Funny)
Stupid fucking disrespecting-my-goddamn-freedom-of-speech assholes.
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Know what rubs me the wrong way? (Score:4, Interesting)
When the submitter plagiarizes from TFA, that rubs me the wrong way. Quoting the article is one thing; changing a pronoun from "us" to "me" so that the quote reads as your voice is obnoxious.
I think TFA's use of the word "censor" here is borderline; the zune app is not the means of publication. That said, if there's really no option to turn this feature off, then it's not an app I would use.
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I just copypasted the original directly, hoping the editors will wrap it up somehow. Seems they did some editing...
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Fair enough. I guess I should've realized the editors might be trying to add value again; I'm just so used to them doing nothing at all that I hadn't considered they might be making matters worse.
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Really? So if I'm writing a paper for a college course, and I have permission from my classmate to copy his words as mine, then it's not plagiarism?
Wrong. Plagiarism isn't like copyright infringement. It has nothing to do with having the author's permission, because the author isn't the one being deceived; the reader is.
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Dictionary definitions outside the context of the discussion are irrelevant.
In the context of censorship as a social wrong, it refers to the suppression of publication of ideas, period. If you insist on using the wrong definition of censor, then I disagree with the premise entirely. The filtering of objectionable material is not something that universally rubs me the wrong way. Only when that filtering is imposed on the recipient, which in practice can only be done by constraining publication, does it ru
It's not news... (Score:2)
So dont use it. ~nt~ (Score:2)
~nt~
Wow terrible... (Score:5, Funny)
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The number of Zune users increased by 50%? Impressive!
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It was shown as a problem becuase Zune users seem to swear a lot.
this F*** Zune just crashed and lost all my S*** again.
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In fairness, only one of them knew that there was an Internet other than MSN.
Glad I don't live in Austria :) (Score:2)
Otherwise I might be really annoyed [wikipedia.org].
Imagine if it censored Engadget posts... (Score:2)
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Half of /. content would be gone!
You say this like this like it would be a bad thing.
There is a case to be made for self-censorship on the net.
Your every tweet probably shouldn't read to your boss like a scribble on the men's room wall.
that's the point... (Score:2)
...but this kind of active content censorship just rubs me the wrong way.
That's the point! We must make sure that NOBODY rubs ANYBODY in ANYWAY!!! Unchecked, uncensored free instant communication could lead to things like "flash orgies", or worse, real cock fights! (there's your disturbing mental image for the day)
/. I have to say, just kidding, and that is depressing.
Trust us, this is for your own good...
and because this is
The real question (Score:2)
Huge problem (Score:2)
All 7 Zune owners are up in arms!
A future in politics (Score:2)
Some people voluntarily downloading an app to censor their private viewing to their own tastes rubs you the wrong way?
You have a fine future ahead in the political arena, son! It's full of people who go nuts at the thought that someone, somewhere, is doing something according to their own whims.
Hey, I tease.
Anyone do the "all $LOW_NUMBER Zune users" yet? As, I see they have. Carry on then, lads (and all $LOW_NUMBER of you ladies).
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On censorship. (Score:2)
I still don't get why they don't have a video app (Score:2)
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"HD" refers to "HD Radio".
No kidding, remember that poorly promoted, FM interfering, not actually any higher quality, radio standard that requires new equipment to use while offering minimal extra benefit to the user? That's what the HD refers to regarding the Zune.
Well, it may also refer to the ability to output 720p content to an external device when used with an appropriate adapter, but the Zune screen itself is 480 x 272.
"272p" is not HD in my book.
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So all these guys who aren't looking at a couple hundred one-liners every day are clearly amateurs.
No. I said it was a time saver for me. I didn't say anything about anyone else.