China Says There's No Antitrust Probe On Microsoft 87
natenovs writes "China's intellectual-property rights enforcer said the government isn't probing Microsoft Corp. for breaching antitrust laws, denying yesterday's report by a state-owned newspaper. 'We are not conducting an anti-monopoly investigation against Microsoft and have no plans to do so,' Yin Xintian, a spokesman and legal director at the State Intellectual Property Office, said by telephone today in Beijing. The newspaper's report is 'completely untrue,' the agency said on its Web site."
The Antitrust Probe never happened... (Score:4, Funny)
just like the Tiananmen Square never happened.
In Communist China... (Score:5, Funny)
In Communist China, antitrust probes you!
File this under Duh! (Score:3, Funny)
Floodprot! (Score:2, Funny)
There is no need for a probe. (Score:2, Funny)
There's no Microsoft monopoly in China (Score:5, Funny)
...because every copy of Windows there is pirated. :)
Re:The Antitrust Probe never happened... (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe his site is an evil plot by the Chinese government to produce lots of random gibberish in English and make web surfers in the decadent west read it. Sooner or later he by sheer luck he is bound to hit on some English specific Gödel Sentence that causes the evil Americans to have a simultaneous brainstorm. Then China can take over the world.
I would continue posting, but there's a good documentary [imdb.com] I've just finished downloading off conspiracytorrents.net, and I really should watch it.
Re:File this under Duh! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Comes to a satisfactory conclusion (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The Antitrust Probe never happened... (Score:2, Funny)