DHS Official Suggests REAL ID Mission Creep 277
The Register noticed that a senior US Department of Homeland Security official has floated the idea of requiring citizens to produce federally compliant identification before purchasing some over-the-counter medicines — specifically, pseudophedrine. The federal ID standard spelled out by the REAL ID act has been sold as applying only to air travel and entry to federal buildings and nuclear facilities. A blogger on the Center for Democracy and Technology site said, "[The] suggested mission creep pushes the REAL ID program farther down the slippery slope toward a true national ID card." Speaking of federal buildings, CNet has a state-by-state enumeration of what will happen on May 11, when REAL ID comes into effect, to citizens who attempt to enter, say, the Washington DC visitors bureau.
Dear God (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Or just show your passport (Score:4, Funny)
Re:personal identity number (Score:3, Funny)
Their brains might be able to figure out that it is a load of shit, but thinking is so 20th century. Now, we know with our guts. And their guts know that they need to track every movement of your and your money, to protect you from yourself.
Drying RFID chip in passport (Score:1, Funny)
A good question. If you'd merely dropped it into a puddle, the RFID chip very likely wouldn't have gotten wet, but since you actually washed it, the RFID chip probably has water on it. It is interior to the passport, so it won't dry out easily. With water shorting out the traces, the chip probably won't work at all, and if it does work, it will reply nonsense data.
Unfortunately, since the RFID chip is so embedded, a hair-dryer won't suffice to dry it out, you need a deeper heating. The most certain method is going to be to use a microwave oven. Wrap the passport in a paper towel, and put it in a microwave; about 1.5 minutes at "high" should do the trick, no problem.
Re:Dear God (Score:3, Funny)
Next thing, you'll tell us you bought your Rolex from a guy on the street... And it was a really good deal.
Might as well buy your drugs from Puerto Rico [slashdot.org]
Re:Dear God (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Dear God (Score:5, Funny)
That's one of the problems with pseudoephedrine. Can't slow down. Bouncy bouncy. Can't take a joke. No fun at all.
Really kids, just go for the caffeine. Despite years of attempted vilification, modern medical science hasn't found too much wrong with it.
Works for me anyway. The perfect life. Sitting in front of the computer screen, drinking coffee, posting on Slashdot.
Oh, wait...