Amazon's Lawyers Jerking USPTO Around? 134
theodp writes "Reacting to an actor's do-it-yourself legal effort that triggered a reexam of Amazon.com's 1-Click patent, attorneys for Amazon have fired back, deluging the USPTO with documents to review, including Wikipedia articles. With the latest batch, Amazon's high-priced law firm even requested that USTPO examiners review an archived page of Norm Quotes (yes, Norm from Cheers) and rule that it does not invalidate CEO Jeff Bezos' 1-Click patent."
List of non-patents (Score:4, Insightful)
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Well, I hold the patent on holding, so pay up. I also hold the patent on paying, and on non-paying, so pay up. Oh, and that reminds me, I patented all the directions.
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=Smidge=
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So pay up.
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Keyboards (Score:2)
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You know, come to think of it, I'm pretty sure I patented matter, antimatter, energy, and time.
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This [theregister.co.uk] is interesting.
Here's the WTF blurb:
"A hybrid machine/human computing arrangement including a central coordinating server and a number of human operated nodes, is provided to involve humans to assist a computer system to solve particular tasks, allowin
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Norm from Cheers? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Norm from Cheers? (Score:5, Funny)
It can't be any better than the famous "Buffalo Theory" (also from Cheers):
Well you see, Norm, it's like this; a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and the weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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Goldilocks Was Not a Patent Lawyer (Score:5, Interesting)
Admittedly I know very little about this particular reexam, but the Norm! page is not obviously irrelevant. It's on the Web, it probably has some kind of navigation feature that someone compared to some aspect of the one-click process, and so the lawyers probably decided to include it because it's the less risky thing to do. If it's really not useful, the patent examiner can probably figure that out without too much effort.
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If you had anything, you'd have produced it. Just one example of a bar, a tavern, a watering hole, or of Norm, Woody, Sam, Diane, Cliff or of beer or tabs. Maybe even the name "Cheers".
The patent itself -- 5,960,411 (Method and system for placing a purchase order via a communications network) -- all 19 pages, is accessible at Google. Se
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Things often turn out to be relevant during patent prosecution for reasons that the face of the patent or application does not make apparent. Fortunately, the entire patent file is available through the Patent Office's web site. Again, if you look at the Office Action that grants the request for reexamination, one issue is prior disclosure of buying something through a single action.
Do you think that the Cheers excerpts o
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I must be pretty dense today, because I went back to the cousin(?) post and looked at it, and all I can tell is that you said you said something. As far as "Office Action" WRT this patent, I cannot locate any such thing on the USPTO website. Perhaps if you hummed a few bars or quoted something . . . but since I've taken up a contrary position, I'm not gonna beat myself up for coming up empty.
I'll grant that Norm makes
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You can see information about any U.S. patent or published patent application using Public PAIR at the Patent Electronic Business Center, which is on the PTO's Web site at http://portal.uspto.gov/external/portal/pair/ [uspto.gov]. From there, you can search for application number 90/007,946, which is the serial number assigned to the reexamination proceeding.
Once you see the main page for the patent, select the tab reading "Image File Wrapper". This will give you a list of every document that has been filed in the
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Cheers.
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I can (if Amazon wins) go to amazon.com and "one click" my beer on Norm's tab!....KEWL!
GO! GO! Amazon!...what?....oh, nevermind; stupid lawsuits s*ck.
Where's Norm and Amazon, I need another one-click beer!
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A Brief Review (Score:2)
Re:Goldilocks Was Not a Patent Lawyer (Score:5, Insightful)
They aren't patenting the general concept of automatic identification and charging of a customer based on a pre-shared secret, which would include any kind of bar tab system, as well as many other kinds of financial transactions. They're patenting the specific method of using a web browser that supports cookies to provide customer identification information along with the HTTP request representing clicking the "Order now!" button, allowing the server to automatically look up the billing info associated with that customer and fulfill the order without any further customer action.
It's a very broad patent that covers any pretty much any online store that uses cookies to identify customers, but it doesn't cover anything not involving the a web browser, web server and cookies. That's why (according to XLawyer's logic) Amazon included the Norm quotes page, as an example of a system that, while similar in concept, is different enough to not invalidate Amazon's claim to originality. It's a bit of a long shot, but out of all the theories I've read today, I think it's the one that makes the most sense. The purpose of Amazon listing prior art on their paperwork isn't to try to invalidate their own patent, it's to clarify the scope and show that their idea is different enough from previous implementations to merit a patent. It's Amazon saying "These are things that may have influenced our concept, but are different enough to be unique."
That said, I don't think Amazon's patent should be ruled valid, and I hope that the USPTO recognizes that the patent is overly broad and covers many situations that have been happening since browsers started supporting cookies.
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Again, I'm not saying that I believe the patent is valid, I specifically mentioned that I thought it was too broad. However, to be precise, it's actuall
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simple database tricks. is this so hard that even a college hire couldn't design in a few weeks? perhaps the devil is in the details, but using a cookie (id
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In other words, Amazon is use a browser feature that was specifically supported to remember information between sessions. The mechanism is intentionally broad. The simple fact that cookies existed for Amazon to leverage is prior art.
This is like building a race track and distributing the plans for cars that will race on it. All cars that have historically raced on it are white. Now someone comes along and patents a blue race car on th
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You're correct in that it doesn't use HTML, I was mistaken. However, while checking to confirm that, I found out something rather interesting. Apple licensed the famous "1-Click" patent in September of 2000 for use with their web store on A
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I've read the small portion of the application that the submitter linked to, and I'll be damned if I can figure out why that Norm page would ever be relevant to Amazon's patent. However, I also can't figure out how including a bunch of irrelevant items on a patent application is supposed to "bury relevant prior art". I highly doubt the examiner is going to think "Holy shit, 9 pages, I'll just check one
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From TFA:
That's who's paying for it, at least in theory.
Re:Goldilocks Was Not a Patent Lawyer (Score:4, Funny)
If I was Jeff Bezos right now, I'd be calling my law firm and politely requesting that whoever decided to just dump their bookmarks file into the patent application be thrown out a 10th floor window.
Fraud charges and jail time (Score:3, Interesting)
All substantial links "proving" this are to Flickr (Score:2)
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The Smackdown (Score:5, Interesting)
Still, if this works, if Amazon's infamous patent is revoked by the efforts of a single individual unaided by professional legal representation, then there's hope that a load of other crap can be invalided the same way. Of course, the behavior of Amazon's own lawyers probably isn't hurting his case either.
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Obviously US patent law is up the creek, but it's not Amazon's fault. If anything Bezos should be fired if he were not to use every tool and weapon available to him.
The people who should be slapped are those that have allowed this to happen: the lawmakers, which these days seems to incl
Re:The Smackdown (Score:5, Insightful)
I disagree that corporations should be given a free pass on unethical or illegal behavior just because it's in the interests of the stockholders. If you think about it, it is just that attitude that has brought corporate America to it's knees. "Go ahead, Mr. CEO, use every weapon available to you so long as the stock price doesn't drop, and don't worry about that 'ethics' thing, because if you get too concerned about wrongdoing we'll just fire your ass and bring in someone less scrupulous." How is that beneficial to anyone but the stockholder? In fact, long term, it's not beneficial to anyone, including the stockholders. Well, other than upper management, that is, who are generally so insulated from the effects of their actions that it doesn't much matter to them.
Worse yet, the reason that U.S. patent law is up the creek is Amazon's fault! Amazon and all the rest of the corporations that went to Washington and bought changes to patent law, and the funding changes to the USPTO itself. Those were things that Congress would never have thought up on its own: they were pushed into it by corporations that wanted to gain even more control over America's intellectual capital.
So far as I'm concerned, Jeff Bezos, Amazon, and all the other companies run by sociopaths can go to Hell. Create, invent, and compete on your merits: if you can't do that you don't deserve to be in business. The granting of, and enforcement of, utterly baseless patents doesn't do anything but force the transfer of our wealth to people that have no right to it.
Jeff Bezos should be fired for being an antisocial jackass with criminal tendencies. He, and those like him, are running the United States into the ground, because they aren't leaving any room in their thought processes for anyone but themselves.
Look up the term "enlightened capitalism" sometime, look at the positive effects that it brought to Western civilization, and think for yourself how little it applies to Bezos and people of his caliber.
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I never said anything about illegal behaviour. As far as ethics is concerned it's fraught with difficulty since one mans ethical is another's monstrousness (ie. stem cells, the nazis, abortion; to name a few obvious ones etc). Pointing fingers is a very tricky business.
I agree there is a problem but I think it is with uncontained competitiveness, a problem that aff
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Re:The Smackdown (Score:5, Interesting)
Wouldn't Amazon's obligation to its shareholders be better served by lobbying for patent reform? Software patents are like a guillotine poised to strike Amazon (and other companies that write software), and as this case shows, even so-called defensive patents have considerable cost. At some point this cost must exceed the price of a new law.
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While it's true that the lawmakers should fix this problem (don't hold your breath), it truly takes a special kind of madness to give props to Bezos for patenting (and enforcing) such trivial patents. Doubly so if the patents turn out to have been invalid to begin with!
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I reckon you are moralising: "Amazon is bad because they are doing what I think is wrong."
Actually they are doing everything legitemately in their power to survive, which is what the competition is also doing, and that judges have ruled to be correct. If they hadn't patented that stupid idea, someone else would have, and Amazon, as we know them, might no longer exist. Bezos isn't an idiot: he did what he knew h
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The fact that it's a smart business move does not mean I should applaud it. It does not mean I should find it to be moral. It does not mean I should hold it as a positive value.
In fact, as you may have guessed, my reaction is exactly the opposite.
Business is only one aspect of humanity. To value it
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And the problem with that is what exactly? That is why we have laws against murder, rape, fraud, and a hell of a lot of other crimes which are judged bad because the democratic entity known as "society" think they are wrong.
In fact, there is no better reason for something to be disallowed than the moral beliefs of the people. So, drop the "moralising is a dirty word" crap or go live on an island on your own.
TWW
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This is a bad argument if you hope to have long term investors.
Just because it is legal to do and gains you short term gains on your quarterly income, doesn't mean it won't come back to bite you when you have a PR fiasco on your hands. Of course most CEO's don't stick around long enough to see the results of what they have done, but to commit to questiona
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I totally disagree. Amazon just did what the law allows them to do.
Nope. If the claims here are true, it's quite possible Amazon has broken the law. It's not Amazon's fault that patent law is up the creek, but it is Amazon's fault if it deliberately submitted false or misleading information in an attempt to cover up what they know is a bogus claim.
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No, not the law. They did what the legal system allowed them to do. They law says you
cannot patent the obvious, or prior art, but the system allowed it.
So if you are going to accept that, you'd have to allow murder of their opponents,
just so long as they hide the body well and don't get caught. After all, they owe it to the shareholders
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Re-phrase what I wrote to say law/system, rather than just law.
Norm! (Score:3, Funny)
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The Law Requires It (Score:2, Insightful)
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I was unaware people complaining has any legal binding. Freedom of speech does not mean anyone has to listen.
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Let me rephrase, if I manage to avoid listening I am not at fault. The media is not obligated to let the world know that I made some sort of offensive comment.
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Damned if you do, damned if you don't (Score:2)
Screw Amazon (Score:2)
I get a discount at B&N (Score:2)
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By owns, I mean makes all the money. It's a campus building, with federally-paid work-study kids working there. They'll charge me $150 for a book that's $35 online (and then when i sell it back to them, they'll sell it used for $100)
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I once accidentally hit the one-click purchase button shortly before I had to leave my computer for the day. I couldn't cancel the order before I left, because the system hadn't processed it yet. By the time I got back later that evening, the order had already reached the point I couldn't cancel it! I had to wait for the merchandise to arrive, and then return it under a false reason.
A good lesson in human computer interfaces: the complexity of executing a task should be proportional to the complexity of undoing it.
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Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online
That's how it works (Score:2)
Re:That's how it works (Score:4, Interesting)
The unfortunate truth is that the USPTO has fallen down on the job, and blame for that can be laid squarely at Congress' feet.
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Yes, Software Patents ahould be eliminated, but it is not the USPTO that makes that decesion.
1-Click falls within the definition of a patent type. I believe there are three patent types.
Amazon used the aptent system, and 'obvious' in the definition used by the patent system does not apply here.
Stop being angry at USPTO. Start using that energy to help enact change.
Ranting on a message board does nothing, Changes nothing, creates
Hoax? (Score:2)
Click here [archive.org] or copy and paste http://web.archive.org/web/20010702004226/ourworld
I don't see any reference to "one click" nor "Amazon" nor anything remotely technical.
I wonder if this story is partly a hoax. I can't imagine that lawyers would actually send someone to look at a document like that. If so, perhaps they're just seeing i
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Calveley should buy a book on patents from amazon (Score:1)
To be patentable, something has to be non-onvious, novel, and useful. Amazon submitted stuff about 1-click's usefulness to establish, well, that it is useful. It doesn't have much to do with obviousness.
As for prior art, wikipedia is a perfectly valid source of materials even if it is unreliable. What is important is that the
The Double Click (Score:1)
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X's and O's for all my foes.
The USPTO has been itself invalid for years (Score:2, Interesting)
Given that the faster things degrade, the fas
check the date: Nov 10 1982 (Score:2)
Season 1, Episode 1: Give Me a Ring Sometime Original Air Date: 30 September 1982
Season 1, Episode 2: Sam's Wome
Prior art (Score:2, Informative)
The problem is that the Patent Office doesn't search Babylonian cuneiform for prior art on business methods. Nor
Fixing the patent system? (Score:2)