Mini Introduces RFID-Activated Billboards 138
frinkster writes "MINI USA has placed interactive billboards in 4 US cities (Chicago, Miami, New York and San Francisco) and invited a few hundred MINI owners in those cities to join their targeted 'advertisement' pilot program. The owners sign up on MINI's website and receive an RFID keyfob in the mail. When that MINI owner drives by the billboard, a targeted message appears. Each owner tells MINI what to show when they drive by, such as 'Jim, you are one sexy beast.' If the pilot program is successful, MINI plans to put up more billboards in more cities and allow every owner to participate. MINI swears that no personal information in contained in the keyfobs and that all communication between the MINI and the owner is subject to their privacy policy and thus the program is completely safe. But how well will they keep their billboard logs away from the prying eyes of law enforcement or private detectives? And what are they doing to prevent 'hackers' from changing the personal messages to insults, such as 'Jim, nice to see you finally emerge from your mother's basement'?" MINI calls the interactive billboards "Motherboards."
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Fun! (Score:5, Funny)
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(Really though, I get a fair amount of junk mail as "Destroyer of Worlds" and "Unparalleled God of Design" from some online stuff I signed up for years ago.)
Re: traffic (Score:2)
Or to get them to slow down: "...smokey on your right, 1/4 mile ahead, hiding behind the tree..." Like having CB in which few broadcast but many listen.
Jim? (Score:1)
I actually know a MINI owner named Jim..
Bigbrotherboards (Score:4, Funny)
Believe it.
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insert bad joke here (Score:3, Funny)
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They'll see ya, alright! You'll be 200ft tall! (Score:1)
I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me.
I think I'm getting The Fear.
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There's nothing like a Hummer (Score:2, Funny)
What range? (Score:5, Insightful)
If RFID is readable at distances of 50-100 feet or so, that's opens a bunch of issues people have been saying can't happen.
Anyone with any more detailed knowledge about RFID care to chime in on this?
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came up with a few interesting links
http://www.ela.fr/ [www.ela.fr]
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At least from a bridge to the road. (Score:2)
Examples of active RFID already in use are the EZ Pass boxes used in cars in New England and the Northeast. They have toll gates in New Jersey that you drive through at full speed, and the receivers are up at nor
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Without getting technical, if they can make RFID work with at-speed tollbooths, they can make it work with billboards.
(damn you, Illinois Tri-state)
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On the other hand, driving into the billboard will result in a particularly fancy "Please, Jim, Not again!"
No, they don't. (Score:5, Informative)
Um, the FA actually says:
Look MINI USA to roll-out the Motorboard program to a wider MINI-owning audience later in 2007.
Looks like somebody does need to get out of his parents' basement...
Jim... (Score:2, Funny)
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Minis are underpowered (Score:2, Funny)
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(stats here, requires flash) [mini.co.uk].
Sample messages (Score:1)
"The wrapper may be MINI, but the package is Jumbo."
"Hummers suck."
"I drive a MINI! I'm so fucking happy!!"
And to that tailgating prick behind you:
"Back off, fuckface!"
Of course, in the end, we all know this will primarily be used to advertise YouTube videos and phishing sites.
"www.p4yp4l.com! d4 sh1zn1tz!!11!!!!!11!!!"
-SB
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"Please don't squish the Mini."
Or to the slow driver in front:
"Hurry up before I drive this thing up your tailpipe!"
My Favorite (Score:3, Funny)
YOUR WEB SITE HERE
1 - 800 - USA - MINI
(or whetever their number is)
You get a RFID tag IN THE MAIL? (Score:3, Interesting)
This means that the billboards will display their messages whenever the MAIL DELIVERY TRUCK drives by. Nice. And I'm betting a number of tags will mysteriously get lost in the mail and end up on eBay. Other issues:
And there are too many ideas for mischievous messages... "Mini announces recall of your vehicle's braking system" for example.
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"Jim! TURN HERE-> "
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Reminds of the signs I saw on a highway in Pennsylvania... "Jim Thorpe, 2 miles"... "Jim Thorpe, 1 mile"... "Jim Thorpe, exit". Must be nice for Jim to have such an arrangement with the highway department.
(Yes, I know it refers to this [wikipedia.org].)
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Sounds like it's an active tag, so perhaps it has an off switch and/or requires a battery.
Why are you betting that? You think postal theft is commonplace? Why do you think so?
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Ok, but it's still advertising by Mini regardless of what vehicle is near it. What difference does it make which vehicle triggers it?
And I'm betting a number of tags will mysteriously get lost in the mail and end up on eBay.
What makes you say that? I've never had anything stolen from my mail, which I actually find kind of remarkable considering how many people have access to it. In either case, the post off
d'oh (Score:2)
Insult? (Score:2)
What? Saying he's like a Slashdotter is an insult? No way! That's a compliment you insensitive clod!
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No, they're called Blipverts [wikipedia.org].
And the question is, ???WHY???? (Score:3, Insightful)
This makes as much sense to me as signing up for a free poke in the eye.
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Hold out for the blow to the head.
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Hold out for the blow to the head."
Why not the dagger up the clitoris? Oh, wait; this is /. The OP couldn't possibly be a girl.
Fighting back with RFID readers (Score:3, Interesting)
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Apparently its not obvious that YOU are not the target market. Mini owners who want to do something cool because they like "making a statement about themselves" and being attention whores will be all over it. Coupled with the fact that for right now its limited to a few people and you have a brillian
RFID keyfob and toll (Score:2)
No Thanks! (Score:2)
Does anyone remember that insanely irritating scene in Minority report when every ad was calling his name.
Ugh, no thanks. I'll stick to nice quiet billboards that ignore me just as easily as I ignore them.
I can see it now: HEY CHRIS, APPLY HEAD-ON TO YOUR FOREHEAD, HEY CHRIS, APPLY HEAD-ON TO YOUR FOREHEAD, HEY CHRIS, HEAD-ON CAN BE APPLIED DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD - HEY CHRIS, IT'S IN STORES NOW - HEAD-ON!
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I see those ads too, and I wonder - why? What does it do? Is it breath freshener? Why would I apply that to my forehead?
Yes, I know I could look it up, but isn't that the point of advertising - to tell me what your product does? (as opposed to driving me up a wall with the repetition)
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Marketing is getting out of control. Marketing is a subtle form of brainwashing. McDonalds proved that more than 60 years ago with their "target the kids" campaign/colorful "style". People buy shit because they see a logo/symbol and think they need something from there. It's a basic human instinct that's getting tapped for the purpose of big businesses and their bottom line. EVERY CEO on the planet will tell you that their "Brand reco
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I have no idea what that product does, and because of their marketing tactics, I have no intention of finding out. So, not only did they annoy me, they wasted their money.
Vegetable isle is dull? That's where all the good stuff is! I would skip the cerial isle, but caffine is located there
I guess that comes from getting all my TV via torrent, sans commercials.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOvFIxUz2XY [youtube.com]
Warning: It's incredibly annoying.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAbAIpZG7II&mode=r
Please don't hate me in the morning.
Cost? (Score:1)
So let's get this straight (Score:1)
A company is going to roll out advertisement for people who already own their product? This might be a good idea with soda-pop, fast food and other consumables, but how does it sell more cars? One might argue that it strengthens brand loyalty within their consumer, but if one buys a mini, I would have to believe that there's already a strong consumer loyalty present to encourage someone to buy an overpriced, lower fuel economy compact car.
I'd settle for a hack that would say "Stop looking to billboard f
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Well, I'd agree that word of mouth advertising is very good for bringing an obscure product into the spotlight, or improving a brand's image based on other people's positive testimonials, but do we really have a significant number of people that would be more inclined to buy a Mini if their "cool friend" has this RFID tag that makes a billboard display some pointless message each time they drive by? Is the Mini still that obscure of a brand?
Draw this as an interesting parallel: I think we can all agre
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Will You Marry Me? (Score:1)
GIGOwiz
The biggest problem? (Score:2)
I assume someone at Mini gets to review the messages and decide which ones are allowed, otherwise there will be obscene messages, threats, etc. This will be like when Nike had the shoes you could order with writing stitched into them and some guy wanted his to say "Sweatshop" and Nike said no.
Who the hell would sign up for this? (Score:1)
Moreover, imagine the cases of road rage this could inspire. Some douchebag decides to have something offensive/annoying displayed as he/she drives past a bi
I feel I should mention (Score:1)
Honestly, they're almost as bad as PT Cruisers.
One more step towards ... (Score:1)
Scary. The future seems pretty bleak if things continue as they are.
TMI! TMI! (Score:1)
Okay, that is just way too freudian for me. Look, son, the only way you're going to get over your oedipus complex [google.vu] is to move out of the basement!
KeyFobs still linked to PID (Score:4, Insightful)
Doesn't really matter. All you need to know as a marketeer is the unique ID of the FOB. When the FOB was registered your name, etc. goes into the master DB in the sky and from that point forward any POS or PO-Advertisement that sees your FOB will have access to your personally identifiable consumer portrait.
The "see some stupid phrase on a billboard as you're driving to your lifeless cube" game is just a way to train various peons to be good consumers and hang onto their FOB.
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How long before Homeland Security demands these on all cars, and starts tracking your movements at all times? Or before some state transportation agency decides to install them on license plates, and automatically detect speeding, running yellow lights, etc.? That thing disappearing in your rear view mirror is freedom.
Brilliant marketing (Score:3, Insightful)
My Billboard: "Fancycwabs' MINI is a POS." (Score:1)
I welcome our targeted advertising overlords. (Score:2, Insightful)
Hrm... (Score:2)
NON-customizable message... (Score:3, Interesting)
Bleah.
2 at a time? (Score:1)
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Message: "Guess who's cheating on the other..."
cost? (Score:2)
Insurance Companies (Score:1)
I bet insurance companies could have fun with this. For instance, you get into a little accident, and you just happen to get your car fixed at a shop on the insurance company's referral list. They slip an RFID tag into your car, and before you know it, right when you're coming up on that S-curve...
"Jim, quick! Look behind you!"
Instant money!
Note: keyfob, not tag (Score:2)
People who are worried that their new RFID tagged underwear will suddenly start broadcasting to billboards can just relax. That won't happen for a few more years yet...
Freud strikes again (Score:1, Informative)
Mother--- (Score:2)
Aren't you glad you're a Beta, Jim? Instead of an Alpha? And then you're much better than the Gammas and Deltas.
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It's been a while since I saw the Minority Report movie (and even longer since I read the short story, though I don't remember this coming up at all there; was it in a different story?) but weren't these ads doing iris recognition? I seem to remember that he'd just had his eyes replaced so he wouldn't be recognised by security, but all of the stores started barking ads at him with the name of the person whose eyes he now had, and made it harder for him to run through the mall and escape.
Isn't it obvious? (Score:2)
This is just
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This is similar, just lower tech.