British Rail's Flying Saucer 155
Dynamoo writes "The Register is carrying a story about a patent for a fusion powered spacecraft filed by British Rail in the 1970s. While the concept may seem silly for a public railway, it seems that the British Rail Research Division employed a large number of aircraft engineers who presumably had some spare time between projects such as the Advanced Passenger Train."
Fluxcapacitor (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Fluxcapacitor (Score:2)
Sure, the obvious use of the flux capacitor is create a time travel vehicle to go back and fix your parents lives so they aren't such pathetic losers. On the application of its time warping capabilities to, say, making sure your train arrives in the station on time aren't so obvious.
Likewise, the obvious use of a sustainable fusion power might be ending the world's dependeny on fossil fuels, powering a sp
Dr. Brown has prior art. (Score:2)
Eh? The second prototype vehicle using the flux capacitor was a locomotive [edp.org]. Surely nothing is more foremost in the mind of the Engineer than being on time!
Other patents... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Other patents... (Score:5, Interesting)
fly your own (Score:2)
Re:Other patents... (Score:5, Informative)
You mean Flo control [quantumpicture.com] is patented? (See picture on page 2, ie. click next)
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You're thinking of The Flo Control Project. (Score:2)
You are looking for The Flo Control Project [openscience.org]. A photograph of a silhouette of the cat entering the device is taken and compared to images of the cat with and without an object (usually a dead rodent or bird) in its mouth. If the photograph matches approximately with the image of the cat without any extra baggage, it is allowed to enter.
Re:Other patents... (Score:2)
http://www.quantumpicture.com/Flo_Watch/flo_watch
It recognizes if the cat is bringing in something that it caught from outside.
Prior Art! (Score:5, Funny)
This design [uncleodies...tibles.com] was made in 1965 [wikipedia.org].
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British Rail (Score:5, Interesting)
Is this the same British Rail that can't even keep a train running on time? What chance have they got with a flying saucer?
"British Rail would like to announce that the 17.34 UFO to Mars has been delayed due to a slight wind and a few leaves blowing in the air..."
Re:British Rail (Score:3, Funny)
"British Rail regret to announce... We are sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused you."
The b*stards.
Re:British Rail (Score:2, Interesting)
, and you can see pictures here [apt-p.com] You used to be able to see one rotting in the sidings at Crewe railway station. Does anyone know if it it still there?
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(As an aside, I happened to spot it whilst on board a Pendolino, which I thought was quite appropiate - the Pendolinos are also tilting trains, and make use of tilting technology developed for the British Rail APT.)
Re:British Rail (Score:5, Interesting)
It didn't do that. The ride was very smooth (when the tilt mechanism worked). Too smooth actually. People got motion sickness from going round a corner without feeling like they were going round a corner.
You used to be able to see one rotting in the sidings at Crewe railway station.
It was still there last August.
Some of the technology made it to other trains. Sadly, not the tilting mechanism .
Re:British Rail (Score:1)
That's the former site of "Crewe Heritage Centre", opened by her Majesty the Queen. Needless to say, it's now a bloody great Tesco. The rusting APT and the old signal box are all that remains.
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The tilting system worked fine, and didn't throw people's coffee around - it was practicly every other experimental system on the train that failed. Virgin trains are now running a tilting train service between London and Birmingham ... which makes me seasick, but everybody else seems to be happy with it.
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On the contrary, tilting over stops the passengers coffeee spilling. Like leaning into the corner on a motorcycle or banking a plane - if you get it right, everything feels perfectly normal to those inside.
The problems come if you fail to tilt when you should - then everybody's coffee does get thrown around, and you have to slow down to non-tilt speed, making you very late. Or more dangerously, if you fail to until
Re:British Rail (Score:2)
Clouting Tilt Trains, and Sea-Sickness (Score:3, Informative)
Re:British Rail (Score:2, Informative)
My parents tell me that BR were normally pretty punctual, even if the trains weren't so great to look at.
Re:British Rail (Score:3, Insightful)
So the Major government privatised them ... and the trains managed to get later, more crowded, and even more motheaten - not to mention a series of spectacular rail disasters caused by the private companies cutting costs on pointless things like track maintainence. As a result the current labour government partialy renationalised the company which owned the tracks (but left the trains themselves privitised) and imposed much
Re:British Rail (Score:2)
The result? things are now only slightly worse than they were when British rail was a national joke
That's a tad unfair. The sandwiches have at least doubled in quality, and the prices only trebled.
Everything else is true, though.
(Oh how I wish we were joking. Britain's railways are only acceptable if you never travel on any other country's rail network).
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British Rail came into being because the previous separate rail entities couldn't get a decent service together, so the govt of the day stepped in. They failed, and then passed the wreckage back to the private sector, who thought they'd be able to turn the survice around. Unfortunately for them, the govt controlled B.R. h
Re:British Rail (Score:2)
The notoriously socialist 'strike-at-the-drop-of a-hat' RMT rail union are the cause of British train service's problems, it's hardly fair to blame recent centre or right wing governments for the actions of an organisation that thinks promotions should be given to whoever has worked in a job the longest!
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To be fair, all the goverments were to blaim (Score:5, Insightful)
Lets just take a small rail network like the london underground. It is hideously expensive to build and maintain. There are only two ways to operate it.
See it as a commercial company. Nice idea but doesn't work. Why? Because commercial companies A got to earn their costs, their future investments and a bit extra. But how can you do this when you run a company that has to maintain loss making lines?
What?
Well it is simple, it is very easy to make money on the mainlines during peak times. Then the trains are packed and you can easily get your money even with reasonable ticket prices. But how many people would use those mainlines at peak times if there werent any feeder lines at non-peak times?
Simply put, to get on the mainline I need to take a bus from my house that is half empty. No way that bus makes a profit BUT if it wasn't running I would have no use for the mainline.
Think of it like this, a supermarket that only sells butter and cheese and jam and peanut butter but NOT bread wouldn't be much use now would it?
A rail network, or public transport in general will always be spending the money it makes on those non-profit lines. The moment you try to cut money by getting rid of unprofitable lines you gut the service meaning fewer people can use it.
This practice of cutting unprofitable lines and thereby cutting off whole parts of the country from public transport started long ago. The more it happens the less people can rely on public transport, the less they will use it, the more unprofitable lines you will have, and so on.
Only in those countries where public transport is seen as an vital part of the infrastructure still have a working system. Spending billions on keeping it all running year in and year out however is very difficult and it is very tempting for a goverment to just cut the budget for a term and hope it will all keep to gether and next term there will be money for the back maintenance. Off course that never happens and so the system is neglected for decades until people die.
Nothing new, the dutch railnetwork is going through similar problems, our politicians asure us that the we won't have the same problems as the brits and the fact that recently we have had a whole series of accidents is just coincendence.
Who is to blaim? People that believe in tax cuts. A goverment tax cut is like your landlord saying he will charge you 100 less. Just now you got to pay the elec bill of 200 yourselve. I never seen a tax cut that wasn't offset by an increase somewhere else.
Re:To be fair, all the goverments were to blaim (Score:3, Insightful)
Which in part is due to irrational hopefulness. You hope you aren't going to get stuck in traffic when you go downtown. That hope is repeatedly dashed.
However, when the government buys into this irrational hopefulness by shifting investment to support cars, what happens is that the market responds accordingly. You get sprawl, which cannot be served economicall
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The railways were privatised in the early 90s, leading to vast increases in fares, delays and cancellations. Inexperienced managers were brought in to replace the old BR staff and they wasted alarming amounts of money
Re: British Rail (Score:2)
Not everywhere. On my line, for example (c2c), fares didn't change much, and although the service was patchy for the first couple of years, since then it's been very good: there are lots of trains, they all have modern sliding-door carriages, and they're practically always there and on time.
I know that the experience of passengers elsewhere has been lamentable, but credit where it's due.
Re:British Rail (Score:4, Informative)
The problem is this. Wet leaves can accumulate during heavy leaf falls. When a train rolls over these, it turns the leaves into an incredibly good lubricant. The moment the driver applies the brakes, hundreds of wheels all lock up. This leaf lube isn't all that good though - quickly wearing off, and when it does, metal to metal contact with the rail head is restored. Except now the wheels are stopped even though the train is still going. The friction burns a flat spot in the wheel - and the rolling stock has to be immediately taken out of service to have the wheel repaired.
BR (or more accurately, Network SouthEast) made a similar gaffe when they told the truth about the snow (the infamous 'wrong kind of snow'). British snow is typically heavy and wet. This snow was like the finest powder in Utah which people love to ski on. It got sucked into traction motors, shorting them out. If they had just lied and said the track was blocked by snow, everyone would have forgotten about it by now.
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"...Every railway suffers from leaves on the line..."
Also, bear in mind that leaves anywhere near the line are a relatively modern phnomenon: In the days of yore, sparks from the smokestack would ignite any accumulated leaves and brush near the line. Obviously this don't happen with diesel an electric locomotives.
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Daedalus (Score:5, Interesting)
Pulsed inertial confinement fusion is just a fancy version of Orion, and is what the British Interplanetary Society used in their Daedalus spacecraft concept [wikipedia.org]. Given the 1973 date, the same year as the start of Project Daedalus, I imagine the 'inventor' was a member of the Society.
Ambitious projects (Score:4, Funny)
While this may get shot down (NPI) as all a bit of movie inspired silliness, it's people who attempt these very ambitious projects and designs that change the world. Hey - commercial spaceflight is a reality today so why not?
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Re:Ambitious projects (Score:3, Insightful)
It isn't just the people who attempt ambitios projects who change the worls. Keep in mind that Frank Whittle was laughed at when he offered his Jet engine to the British MOD, the Brits only began to allocate real resources to jet engie research when their photo intelligence analysts fou
This solves nothing. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:This solves nothing. (Score:2, Informative)
It's worse in the South because there are two electrification systems in use; the old Southern Electric, third-rail DC system and the modern, overhead AC system. Not all vehicles are dual-powered, and neither
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Little Green Men (Score:5, Funny)
After using the saucer, you are so full of radiation that you will begin to glow green.
This is helpful when trying to reproduce all aspects of 'alien' saucer lore, as well as to scare the crap out of your neighbours.
They will have had lots of spare time... (Score:4, Interesting)
They came up with the InterCity 125 (because it could do 125MPH) instead. This didn't tilt and was far less revolutionary, but is none the less still in service on our express lines, especially where the line hasn't been electrified.
It was at least the first train in the UK to have a DVT allowing it to be operated in either direction without being turned round and driven from either end
Annoyingly, the rights to the APT design were sold to an Italian firm (I think it was Bombardier) who turned it in to the commercialy succesful pendolino - which we have had to buy lots of to run on our West Coast Main line.
Shame we didn't finish the job ourselves really.
If you would like to find out more about the APT, visit the National Railway Museum in York UK!
Re:They will have had lots of spare time... (Score:3, Informative)
The 125 was actually a simultaneous project which got into service before the APT was abandoned.
Re:They will have had lots of spare time... (Score:2)
See APT - With Hindsight by Professor Alan Wickens [apt-p.com]
Re:They will have had lots of spare time... (Score:4, Informative)
The APT-E was the experimental gas turbine powered test train built in 1973/4. At the same time the prototype HST (Intercity 125 as it became) with the prototype (253001) running by 1975, the production versions (class 253 (great western) and the slightly more powerful class 254 (east coast mainline) going into service in 1977 as a stop-gap as the APT would take a while to come into production.
The HST vehicles (and the Mark 3 coaches) used technology developed in the APT project, such as high speed bogies, wheel design and brakes, the designs for which were licensed throughout the world.
In 1979/80 the APT-P vehicles were produced. These were the prototype technology test/demonstration machines and were electricly powered.
Due to the new Conservative government wanting to see a return on the money already spent on the APT project (which was in total less than 1Km of french TGV track) a political decision was made to force the prototypes into regular service before they were ready.
The inaugural journey was a comedy of errors. Firstly, it was known that the tilt system was not fully debugged and test had shown that some people became "air sick." So, the PR office plied a load of Fleet Street journalists with alcohol, piled them onto the train along with some minor celebrities and then gave them more drink.
Strangely enough the journos go sick and wrote about it. One car had a tilt failure half way through the journey and properly rotated upright and locked itself there. Strangely, the guard on the train agreed to a certain minor celebrity to stop the train at Carlisle to get off. Because of this the train lost its high-speed slot on the track and arrived late, which pleased the journos even more.. Fleet Street loves stamping on anything new and painting it in the blackest terms.
So, a PR disaster.
After being withdrawn from front-line service (for which the protoypes were never designed) they were used on and off on the West Coast Mainline until 1985, by which time all the bugs had been sorted out, they were reliable and it had been determined that the reason for the "air sickness" was due to the tilting being too good and not giving the brain enough hints that the person was going around the corner.
One set of the APT-Ps has been bought by a private buyer and the last I heard was sitting at Crewe.
The Pendolino trains are actually a decendant of a separate tilting train projetc in Italy, which initially used passive tilting. The technology and information gathered during the APT project was used by the italians after the APT project closed.
It is an interesting point that the West Coast Mainline had been given the green light for 155mph running for the APT in the early 80's using the existing lines and signalling. Yet in the late 90's it was stated by the railway authority that the new pendolino trains could only run on that line at 125mph until new signalling was designed, built and installed.
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Going to have to take issue here (Score:1)
As for two driving cabs on either end, the technology was already well used on various multiple units. It was unusual to have two diesel-electric power units used in this fashion, although the "Tadpole" DEMUs in use in the South-East of England had been around for about 20-30 years beforehand.
I really must get out more.
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Re:They will have had lots of spare time... (Score:2)
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The Intercity 225 has a DVT, however. But by then, DVTs were already in use (most notably on the Edinburgh to Glasgow route).
Re:Anorak Alert! (Score:1)
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I've heard they had to take off the new trains on that route due to them getting swamped by sea water than the electrics failing. Looks like the old HSTs are going to have to run that route for some time.
Re:Anorak Alert! --- East vs West (Score:2)
Re:Anorak Alert! --- East vs West (Score:2)
Power Source (Score:4, Informative)
The fact that sustainable fusion hasto this day eluded scientists was no deterrent to such a ferociously inventive mind. Frederick explains how to dodge the scientific watershed: "The thermonuclear fusion will take place in a series of pulses, each pulse being triggered by laser energy, and/or energetic particles reflected from a previous pulse. The system will be arranged so that the fusion process will decay after each pulse so that the stability of the system is maintained."
And according to a related report, the fusion required to run the thing may not be ready anytime soon [theregister.co.uk]
remember... (Score:2, Insightful)
With its' lights and hovering at night and from far enough away it's probably routinely mistaken for a UFO.
"News"?? (Score:1)
first contact (Score:3, Funny)
Re:first contact (Score:2)
Announcement (Score:2, Funny)
I don't believe it! (Score:4, Funny)
Better picture here... (Score:2)
Slashdotted (Score:2)
Google Cache (Score:2)
British Patent System (Score:2)
Re:British Patent System (Score:1, Funny)
Since it rains a fair amount in the UK, they've never managed to get enough consecutive sunny days to actually try the saucer.
(This is a sly reference to the way many classic British sportscars and motorbikes would fail to operate when it was the slightest bit damp.)
Re:British Patent System (Score:2)
That said, the patent is plainly not capable of industrial application as it does not explain how the fusion drive would work. It should therefore not have been granted. The UK patent office is normally fairly good at spotting things like this.
Fight security... (Score:2, Insightful)
Lifter Project (Score:1)
http://jnaudin.free.fr/lifters/main.htm [jnaudin.free.fr]
Rails?! (Score:4, Funny)
This is not news (Score:2)
Sobering experience. (Score:3, Interesting)
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Re:Sobering experience. (Score:2)
Your brain isn't just seeing a bitmap your eyes are presenting - what your conscious mind sees has gone through a tremendous amount of image processing first. If you concentrate hard, you will notice your vision is really only a very tiny point of sharp, focused vision - barely big enough to fit a word on a page (that's why you have to scan the page with your eyes). That is your fovea. The rest of your eyes are very low resolution. However, the image processing part of the
Sounds familiar (Score:2, Informative)
There are other possible earlier ones as well.
Without a working model... (Score:2)
If those "research" or "technical" firms whose only employees are lawyers filing submarine patents had to demonstrate working models of "their" inventions before a patent could be issued, we'd have less of this kind of patent nonsense.
Time for tea? (Score:2)