U.S. Wiretapping Surges 19% 274
linuxwrangler writes "Court authorized wiretaps in the U.S. surged 19% in 2004 to 1,710. Court orders relating to terror-related investigations are not included in the wiretap statistics and those warrants reached a record 1,754 last year. Apparently judges have found that law enforcement is unbelievably perfect as they rubber-stamped approvals on every single request they received."
Plan of action (Score:3, Funny)
Does this include... (Score:3, Interesting)
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they don't have to. all they have to do is listen. hence, few criminals use cell phones for communications which they'd prefer remain confidential.
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or so i've....heard......:-/
Re:Does this include... (Score:4, Informative)
... or they're using the cryptophone [cryptophone.de]...
If I understand it correctly, that telephone uses a sort of ssh-like connection for normal calls... sounds pretty cool :)
Re:Does this include... (Score:5, Interesting)
Or should I say, Bin Laden! Thought you could hide behind a high Slashdot UID, did ya?
Seriously, though, cellular "wire" taps are trivial. They can usually go through the carrier, or they can use receiving equipment if they're in the same cell to query the cell tower and intercept you there.
Since the advent of digital cellular, though, you need more equipment and expertise needed to tap a cellphone. So the good news is that you don't really have to worry about anyone besides law enforcement listening in, unless your outside a digital service area and your phone fails over to analog.
I've had moments in Brooklyn Heights, in NYC (which is notorious for bad cellular reception) where I'm on the phone and I can suddenly hear the conversation of a person a block away on my phone. When I look down, sure enough, it's on analog.
So be careful out there, kids.
Re:Does this include... (Score:5, Informative)
And even if you do not worry about your network provider and authorities listening, you should be aware that the GSM encryption was deliberately designed to be weak, and that it has been broken [datashopper.dk].
Re:Does this include... (Score:5, Informative)
not that i would know or anything, I think I saw the lone gunmen (the 3 geeks on X-Files) do it in an episode...
they can customize the dial error messages you receive, they can route your cell-phone web browser through whatever proxy server they want, they can shut off your cell phone to piss you off, reprovision on the fly, etc... The hardest thing is to find your physical location, and thats using good old triangulation if you turn off the location awareness thingie (which isn't actually turned off, just restricts it to "Law Enforcement Personnel" or their close personal friends), and yes, they can create a hidden three-way call to a third party to listen in, or store the conversations digitally...
Anyways, the point is that cell phones are tapped with computers, after it the signal hits the tower and gets on the land lines, not with radio receivers...
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FFS... (Score:2)
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Apart from your voice and data traffic, the 'mobile' part of your connection also keeps track of the signal strength from the nearest cell phone towers. This allows the operator to give an estimate of your location, the accuracy of which is dependent upon the number of towers within range.
Since each cell phone tower is going support hundreds of phone calls simultaneously, this requires a high-speed digital data link to the nearest trunk exchange, where the call can be routed to other telephone networks, as well as the operators accounting system.
Since the data is digital it can be multiplexed or diverted and split off in any direction. Particularly useful for voice-mail, three way calling and group conferences.
Your mobile phone is always in communication with the nearest cell phone tower, even if it isn't actively handling a telephone call.
There have been several cases where a suspect had been incriminated by the times and locations that a mobile phone has been used and switched off.
easily. (Score:2, Informative)
In a normal market area, all of a carrier's towers are linked back to a singl
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in another story (Score:5, Interesting)
Hmmmm (Score:5, Funny)
For your safety... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:For your safety... (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe in your household but the rest of us are fairly normal.... erm, sorry wrong message board.
Re:For your safety... (Score:2)
And the person who's paying him is me.
Re:For your safety... (Score:5, Insightful)
You did get the bit where no application for tap was turned down? They may not be able to tap everyone, but they can tap anyone which is nearly as scary...
Not Surprising (Score:5, Interesting)
This makes a certain sense. Law enforcement, both police and judges, must feel they are on the same side and under siege by the forces of crime. After all, that's all they see and work with every day. So just as units of soldiers bond and stand up for each other, I imagine it must be tempting for judges and police to bond, or at least feel they are both working the same job from different angles. So they are probably predisposed to think the police know what they are doing when they ask for a wire-tap. Most of the time, they are probably right.
But yeah, it sure does allow the slip-ups (and the occasional outright corruption) to get through mostly unchallenged. That's the downside, and a good reminder why a citizen should never give their governing structure any kind of power without realizing they will use that power early and often and repeatedly, and when someone becomes corrupt it will get used in a corrupted manner. And with very little in the way of real checks and balances in a practical sense.
Re:Not Surprising (Score:5, Insightful)
That should never happen. The courts are theoretically independent. They are a government agency created by the legislature, but are not supposed to be on the side of anyone. They are an independent and neutral arbiter of the law (although you might not know that with the recent calls of "judical activism" when a judge doesn't judge the way someone wants them to)
When the judiciary essentially pairs up with the executive branch, you've essentially gotten the judge and the executioner on the same side. It then follows that you are no longer assumed to be innocent. If the judges and the police are "on the same side" concepts like probable cause go out the window (see police state).
Re:Not Surprising (Score:2)
Damn judges... I hate when they get in the way of Executive or Legislative posturing.
Re:Not Surprising (Score:3, Funny)
In practice, they aren't.
Re:Hey, Beavis... (Score:2)
What's sad is that whenever anybody says "judicial activism", you immediately salivate at the bell and start pounding the table about those DAMN RIGHT WINGERS
Nowhere in my post do I talk about "DAMN RIGHT WINGERS". If you assumed that, then I'm sorry.
But quite seriously, most people on the "right" care very much about civil liberties.
I agree. Many conservatives do. Neo-cons? Not so much.
Partisanism rots your brain, kid. That's true regardless of which party you belong to.
Re:Not Surprising (Score:5, Informative)
"the nazis were socialist as are most Democrats"
They were Fascists which isn't exactly the same as classic Socialists. The Nazi's created a giant interventionist government but it worked hand in hand with giant corporations and industrialists much like today's Republican party. Wealthy industrialists brought him to power, in fact bankrolled his rise to power, in particular the Thyssen family, and wealthy capitalists don't normally support real socialists. The Thyssen family is interesting because George. W's grandfather Prescott was their banker in America and his bank, Union Banking, was seized for trading with the enemy when war was declared much to the embarrassment of the Bush family. They had extensive financial dealings, along with their wealthy benefactors the Harrimans, with Nazi Germany.
Today's neo con Republicans are also big fans of aggressive warfare, you know unilaterally invading countries who haven't attacked you under false pretenses, like Nazi Germany.
I'm guessing your suggesting today's Republican's are free market conservatives and the antithesis of all this Nazi, Democrat Socialism, well I guess you haven't noticed but the new Republican party has been growing the government, its intrustion in and control of our lives, and its deficit spending at a furious pace, they are just growing it in a way that favors the wealthy and their corporate friends.
I really wish we did have a conservative government that did what all the Republican's have said they were gonna do if they gained power, cut government spending, cut the size of govermment and limit its intrustion in our lives, but today's Republican party is more Fascist than it is conservative. Certainly its velvet gloved, compassionate fascism and nothing close to Germany in the 30's but give it time and one more 9/11 scale attack.
"we still have elections"
So did Germany, they did gain power through elections, laced as they were with Brown shirt intimidation, and they held elections for most of their rise to power, they just used their control of the government to pass laws that marginalized or outright outlawed of all their opposition.
After a stolen presidential election in 2000 and a suspicious election in 2004, remember the exit polls that said one thing and the official results that said another I don't think just having elections proves anything. Unless they are fair and above reproach which America's haven't been since 2000. If they are vulnerable to manipulation they are meaningless.
"free press"
Heh, most people are getting their news from TV networks controlled by a tiny handful of giant corporations. Rupert Murdoch's global empire in particular, is anything but "free", "fair" or
"balanced" and is dominating cable news, maybe you've heard of them, Fox News, they own like a third of the world's media, Viacom, Time/Warner, GE and Disney round out the list, none of which are exactly fans of controversy. Radio is controlled largely by Clearchannel and dominated by right wing extremists. Newspapers are also massively consolidated and simply don't have any traction with most people any more.
So our media has been stampeded in to being anything but free. CBS has been thoroughly spanked for its "liberal bias", FOX's right wing bias is blatant, unchecked and its all angry white men watch. CNN used to balance FOX but since November when they got their new chief and the Republican's swept the elections I barely recognize it, they are pandering to the Christian right so much to try to salvage their ratings. There was a time after the Atlanta shooting they were plugging "The Purpose Driven Life" so
Re:Not Surprising (Score:2)
Most historians seem to agree that was in name but not in practise. Socialism has been about equality, and about pooling resources. Nazism (national socialism) was about everything but that. If it had any element of socialism, it was to gather Germany's people and resources for them to take their "rightful place" as rulers of the world. The actually running of Nazi Germany was facist (stat
Re:Not Surprising (Score:5, Informative)
Also, if a large percentage of warrants were denied by the courts, people would spin the statistics to say that police are trying to over-exert their powers by asking for illegal searches. The police don't want to create that image for themselves.
Re:Not Surprising (Score:5, Insightful)
So ya, not really supprising that most warrant applications are granted. The police don't want to apply unless they think there's a good chance of getting it, and the burden they need to meet isn't all that high. If someone credible testifies "Ya, I saw that gun at his house on the table." that's probably enough for probable cause.
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The articles ignores more than half of the wiretaps issued, because they were issued under FISA. Those wiretaps are much more alarming to me.
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Sure, most officers take care to do good police work, and manage to do so most of the time. No problem.
But there's no way in hell that ALL police officers asking for such warrants do a good job EVERY SINGLE TIME.
This stinks to heaven.
Re:Not Surprising (Score:2)
See my root-level comment, below, about the slip-up issue. Basically, it's up to your defense attorney to challenge a bad warrant during pre-trial hearings. If you can undermine the legitimacy of a warrant, you can potentially get all the evidence collected on that warrant, AND and subsequent evidence collected as a result of that knowledge (phone conversations lead them to other evidenc
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They are on the same side of the law, but are completely different branches of government. In this case, the judicial branch is supposed to be a check on the executive branch, but it is hard to argue that they are doing their job with a 100% approval rate. There are very, very few private companies that do everything right, much less government agencies.
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I agree that knowing the conviction rate of wire tap suspects would be a valuable indication of the accuracy of law enforcement's suspicions. You're also right that 634 convictions in 4506 attempts would be dismal. I suspect though that the majority of the suspects have not been tried yet. I'm sure their lawyers could keep the cases tied up for quite a while arguing the legality of the wiretaps. I also suspect that rather than filing an official rejection to a wiretap request, a lot of judges just chase the
Shows a change in attitude more than anything else (Score:3, Interesting)
Even though these numbers don't include terror investigations (which are no doubt being used quite liberally [that kid who shoplifted from the Seven Eleven **might** be doing it to feed terrorists]) the net effect is
This will never happen... but.... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:This will never happen... but.... (Score:3, Insightful)
How do you keep that from encouraging collusion among judges, to increase conviction rates?
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Re:Not Surprising (Score:2)
Yours Truely,
#1
Re:Not Surprising (Score:2)
Why is it that no one here ever quite grasps the distinction between the "probable cause" needed to initiate and pursue a criminal investigation and the burden of proof on the state when a case goes to trial?
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encryption (Score:2, Insightful)
OMG!!!! 19%!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:OMG!!!! 19%!!!! (Score:3, Informative)
That is 4.8 percent a year if figured without compounding from year to year.
Re:OMG!!!! 19%!!!! (Score:2)
Nobody's Perfect (Score:5, Insightful)
This is a little harsh, I think. First of all, the judge isn't saying "I believe that the wiretap target is guilty, therefore I authorize the wiretap." You don't have to be presumed guilty for a warrant to be necessary--there just has to be some indication that you may be guilty, the purpose of the warrant being to find out for sure.
Second of all, the system admits that it isn't perfect because human judgement has flaws, and attempts to balance individual rights against the need for effective law enforcement. The US Supreme Court has allowed an exception to search and seizure rules called the "good faith" exception. Basically, the doctrine states that if a law enforcement officer asks for a warrant or executes a search based on a warrant, and it's later shown that the warrant was invalid (shouldn't have been issued, information was bad, whatever), the SEARCH isn't necessarily invalid. As long as the officers involved made an honest mistake, the courts say that they're allowed to use the evidence to prosecute.
Why's this relevant? Because it shows that the point of the warrant-granting process is to check abusive behavior by law enforcement. It does its best to prevent honest, innocent people from being hassled, but it's not meant to try a case before the evidence is collected!
It seems likely, then, that in a properly-functioning system, nearly all warrant requests will be granted. Since officers know that someone is watching and second-guessing their warrant requests, they're not likely to try to slip bullshit pretenses in. The officers know the rules in advance, and probably won't bother trying to get a warrant unless they're pretty sure it's going to be successful.
It's the same reason why District Attorneys, nationwide, have a better-than 95% average conviction rate for cases brought to trial. If they think the case isn't going to stick, they won't try it.
Re:Nobody's Perfect (Score:2)
If it's a normal criminal warrents. But if it's a FISA warrant, by law (Foreign Intelligence Surveilance Act of 1978 + minor USA PATRIOT Act changes) they only need to show th
Skype myth-busting (Score:5, Informative)
If you want real privacy, use SpeakFreely [speakfreely.org] with your own choice of encryption library.
Read the FAQ carefully (Score:2)
My bet is they don't include "Law Enforcement holding a warrant" as a "malicious user".
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Disturbing... (Score:3, Interesting)
You would think with nearly 2000 requests, at least ONE might be found without merit, no?
I don't usually wear a tinfoil hat, but that scares me.
Re:Disturbing... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Disturbing... (Score:3, Interesting)
Detective: You, boy, said last night to your friend that you stole the widget, and we have a tape to prove that! (plays the tape) You, boy, are in trouble - but if you take the following plea (introduces the plea) we will drop this charge...
Prisoner: Oh, oh, I see your wisdom, Sir Officer, I confess... (confesses)
The confession goes into the record and on trial, as well as the presentation of stolen widgets, recovered after the confession. The court never
Re:Disturbing... (Score:2)
No.
Wiretapping 101 and more (Score:5, Informative)
Our old story on VoIP Wiretapping [slashdot.org]
Interestingly in U.S., there are serious legal restrictions on the use of wiretaps by police agencies. The Supreme Court has consistently held that wiretaps qualify as searches under the Fourth Amendment.
Article on related topic of Open Internet Wiretapping: Carnivore [crypto.com]
IETF (Internet Engineering Task Force) policy on wiretapping [faqs.org] which says: The IETF restates its strongly held belief, stated at greater length in [RFC 1984], that both commercial development of the Internet and adequate privacy for its users against illegal intrusion requires the wide availability of strong cryptographic technology.
Another issue: Is Dialing Into a Conference Call an Interception? [virginialaw.com]
Re:Wiretapping 101 and more (Score:2)
Heh. The IETF policy on crypto is in RTF 1984. Hopefully, Orwell is laughing somewhere.
Patriot Act! (Score:3, Funny)
A Little Bit of Paranoia Mixed In? (Score:3, Informative)
I find it hard to believe that these are just "rubberstamps" seeing aswithout any concrete evidence to justify the wiretap, any evidence they would gather from one or as a direct result from one would be not be admitted as evidence due to that whole 4th Amendment thingy.
Plus the article gives a plausible technological reason the increase given that it takes more stuff these days to nail people. Can't exactly bust someone plotting over blackberry, etc through pre-blackberry techniues.
Re:A Little Bit of Paranoia Mixed In? (Score:5, Insightful)
That's true...if the courts haven't frozen a persons assets first. Then, the person can't pay an attorney to fight with the 4th amendment. Well, unless that person has A LOT of cash stashed somewhere.
In Michigan, it's often the case that a person being accused of say 'manufacturing drugs' (1 pot plant will do even on a 40 acre property) will end up with all valuble assets seized before any trial. Then, when the person is convicted, those assets are split between law enforcement agencies.
This really sucks because the defendant can't afford a decent attorney because his assets are all locked up. (Drugs may be bad, but not letting a person hire a competent attorney to prove they weren't the person who did it is worse).
I've sat in for a few trials. And, it's been my extreme discomfort twice to have seen a judge say 'the 4th doesn't apply, your house wasn't large enough and the police were just protecting themselves and the defendant by searching for danger in the immediate vicinity'.
If the 4th won't protect those in Michigan from judges like that, how will it help protect against unnesessary wiretaps?
Re:A Little Bit of Paranoia Mixed In? (Score:2)
Why in the world would Detroit have anything to do with appealing Michigan state court decisions?
be intresting (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:be intresting (Score:2)
That being said - sure you havn't met many people leaving - they are not longer there! duh.
I like this part. (Score:2, Redundant)
Now those are some numbers that are hard to argue with.
Re:I like this part. (Score:2)
enjoy it while it lasts (Score:2, Informative)
Re:enjoy it while it lasts (Score:3, Insightful)
Well, that, and there may not be a huge demand for it. Most people don't have much worth hiding. I mean, in principle I don't want the cops listening in on my phone conversations... but really who wants to listen to my mother tell me what the weather is like where she's at and compla
Re:enjoy it while it lasts (Score:2)
Identity theft is a huge issue, if people understood how it happens.
My wife didn't think that it was worth the extra money for the encrypted baby monitor set -- then I changed channels on the cheaper one while walking around the local townhouses so she could listen in on people's home conversations.
She wouldn't use it anymore after that.
that's all? (Score:2, Interesting)
Silly (Score:5, Insightful)
It was an election year, after all.
Damn right! (Score:3, Funny)
"Technicality" my ass! I bagged that scumbag fair and square. If those assholes think I should have waited until I had evidence, they're living in fairyland.
Re:Damn right! (Score:2)
Some of the missing context:
I'm not ragging on cops, just having fun with the "renegade cop who doesn't do it byt he book but gets the job done" stereotype that is so popular in movies but so despised when you actually meet him in real life.
Oh, come on (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Oh, come on (Score:2)
The discrepancy is so large that I'm not sure this is an apples to apples comparison, perhaps there is some fundamental difference between the systems that inflates our numbers
Re:Oh, come on (Score:3, Insightful)
That's the official number, which is provided by the government. Now how many warrantless wiretaps did they perform?
You're presuming that the government is on the level when they furnish us with these fanciful numbers. History shows that we have every reason to be skeptical of anything any government says. It is in their interest to decieve people.
The credulity with which citizes treat these official statements is baffling
The Horrors (Score:3, Insightful)
1710 taps , how many phone lines in the US?
Telephones - main lines in use: 181,599,900
Telephones - mobile cellular: 158.722 million
http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos
340 million lines in the US.
Should have been from the uncle-sam-isn't-listening to many dept.
Here come the slide to Nazi Germany and whatnot posts.
"Apparently judges have found that law enforcement is unbelievably perfect as they rubber-stamped approvals on every single request they received."
Or maybe Judges demanded a crapload of extra evidence for the tiny number of wire taps approved.
look at the baseline (Score:3, Interesting)
As they said in the article, this increase is probably due to the increase in how much various kinds of wireless devices (cellphones, blackberries, etc. ) are being used by criminals. If you wanted to confirm this, you'd have to see whether there really was such an increase. Does the general population use these kinds of devices 19% more this year than last? Do criminals? Perhaps they have been increasingly using them over several years, and only now have the police started to modify their tactics. You can only build up an argument that there is in fact an increase in "big-brotherish" surveillance if the number of such wiretaps goes well beyond the "need" for them.
More disturbing is the claim that Judges didn't reject a single request. This seems very wrong at first - especially when you have cop shows in the back of your mind where the crusading good-hearted but somewhat over-enthusiastic cop goes out searching for warrants from an old level-headed judge with flimsy evidence. It seems that there should be at least a few of these warrants which are rejected. Does are image of cops meet the reality? AlexB892 [slashdot.org] points out that it is seen as bad for a cop's career to have a wiretap requst rejected. Are cops really so diligent? Again - look to the baseline. What is the average number of rejected requests in any one year - these stats must be available somewhere. If you find that the average is only one or two rejections per year, then it seems reasonable that in any one year there might not be any at all. However, if it is much higher, you might question whether judges aren't being diligent enough in their scrutiny of the cops.
Always take statistics with a grain of salt - they're only numbers, and can be interpreted in many ways. If they're presented in the right way, they can seem to be strong evidence for some growing trend - but you really need other figures which give you the "context" to see if this is realistic - or just somebodies rhetoric.
New technology to streamline rubberstamping. (Score:2, Funny)
Land of the Free (Score:2)
What's with baseless statement in post? (Score:4, Insightful)
There is no mention in the article about percentages of wiretap requests approved, so why make a baseless statement like this. Instead maybe the reason for the increase is because, as the article says:
"Drug dealers now are making use not just of traditional cell phones but a variety of devices, including Blackberries, pagers, and Nextels. So most likely these increased wiretap numbers simply reflect law enforcement's continuing efforts to keep pace with both the tactics and technology that is being used on the street," said Barr.
FUD (Score:3, Insightful)
Thing is, I'm not scared by this article. There are 290 million [census.gov] people living in the United States, and a 19% increase amounts to around 273 extra wiretaps across the country. Not scary. In fact, I'm surprised that the number is 10 times larger, given that it appears to be a small fraction of the number of crimes investigated every year that should have been wiretapped.
Furthermore, it may interest you to know that the legal standard for getting a wiretap is rather high (which is why there are so few of them).
See United States Telecom Assoc. v. FCC [uscourts.gov] . So how, you ask, is it that there were no wiretap requests turned down if the standard is so high, and it's used relatively rarely?Simple. It's not like the police officers are going "Hey Judge, we need a wire-tap on this guy Frank 'cuz I think he's doing "crimes" -- and we need it yesterday!" What actually happens is the police officer goes to government lawyer. The government lawyer -- who does this all the time -- then tells the police officer 9 times out of 10 that they haven't met the standard. Even that 1 time out of 10, the government lawyer approaches the judge ex parte (i.e. not in a court proceeding) which allows the judge to indicate through subtle nods and grunts that the wiretap request is half-cooked, and to come back later. So you just don't get denied applications. By the way -- denied applications are the last thing the police want, because then -- dollars to donuts (hehe) when it comes time to the criminal trial, the wiretap evidence will be considered inadmissible even if the police eventually did get their wiretap.
What Devlin Barrett, the reporter who wrote the article, should have mentioned, is how many wiretap requests were officially turned down over the last few years. But the reporter omitted this information, most likely because very few requests have been officially denied within the last decade. So the alarmist language used in the article makes it, IMHO, FUD.
Regards,
Moiche
Hey, let's do nothing about this... (Score:2)
They've probably got enough problems governing us without also having to be governed *by* us, you know?
Show a little trust people!
Law (Score:2)
2. In doubt, see rule #1.
3. In all other cases, see rule #1.
a few anti wiretap measures: (Score:2)
http://tor.eff.org/ [eff.org]
http://www.i2p.net/ [i2p.net]
http://freenet.sourceforge.net/ [sourceforge.net]
and also
http://www.cryptophone.de/ [cryptophone.de]
GSM can now be decrypted in almost realtime, and the recieving hardware is only a few thousand dollars. Though personally I'd prefer a freeware OSS push to talk GPRS program because not many can make data calls
speaking of wiretapping (Score:2)
From the story "Bolton requested transcripts of 10 NSA intercepts of conversations between named U.S. government officials and foreign persons...NSA insiders report...Bolton...had them masked as "training missions" in order to get around internal NSA regulations that...prohibit such eavesdropping on U.S. citizens.
So, not only do you have to worry about the court authorized and re
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"or about ten out of every nine"
I was going to ignore it after the first one, but two in one article? C'mon AP, what sort of debacle is this?
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That's about 111%. Nice work with the numbers there.
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Someone needs to let Nextel know that they don't have traditional cell-phones.
Er, wait, it's now Sprint-Nextel which has incorporated all of the features of Nextel cell-ph
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In case of slashdotting.. (Score:2, Insightful)
MODS: "pasted" text has been altered (Score:2, Informative)
stupid trolls. probably thinks he's a clever subversive now.
Re:Article text (in case of slashdotting (Score:2)
My contempt for you is only exceeded by my pity when I consider the obvious lameness of your life. I can only hope that you are the victim of a mental disorder and not such an idiot that you actually consider your editing to be clever or funny. If you were such an idiot, you might believe anonymous posting was really anonymous. Of course it could be an experiment to see if anyone catches your changes. Either way...dude...you suck. I'll take solace that, in my experience, punks with attitudes like the one yo
Re:Article text (in case of slashdotting (Score:4, Funny)
RTFA not the parent.
Re:Sample conversation with judge (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Summary Is a LIE!!! (Score:4, Funny)
George Bush... is that you?
Did you really read it?
Huh?
Even the first paragraph? See the last sentence? That would be what we call a "word problem".
It goes something like this:
Every WMD in Iraq was destroyed, how many are left?
a) none of them
b) all of them
c) I'm invading anyway
d) all the above