Spyware Critics Respond to iDownload/iSearch 253
Paul Laudanski writes "Slashdot ran an article earlier on 'iDownload Tries to Silence Spyware Critics'. Since then, the spyware critics have responded to iDownload: CastleCops, NetRN, and Sunbelt Software. InternetWeek and BroadbandReports have picked up this story as well. Brian Livingston interviewed iDownload's CEO Arlo Gilbert, who claims the letters were a success: "The majority of sites we've contacted have taken down or properly classified iSearch" and "When asked to name some of the sites that had complied, Gilbert answered, "I'm not going to share that information. It would be shooting a gift horse in the mouth."" General overview by Kye-U and Zhen-Xjell."
Shooting a what??! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Shooting a what??! (Score:2, Funny)
Okay, so maybe you were right after all...
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Re:Shooting a what??! (Score:2, Informative)
Horse teeth grow continually, and wear from chewing. The method rests upon the assumption that the growth and wear rates are approximately constant across different horses. Since horses do not all share exactly the same diet, some have a habit of chewing hard objects, and teeth growth rates vary, the method isn't particularly reliable.
Though I will grant you that "long in the tooth" refers to gum
Re:Shooting a what??! (Score:5, Funny)
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Re: Shooting a what??! (Score:5, Funny)
> Talk about mixing metaphors! "Shooting a gift horse in the mouth"??
Aw, give him a break. You know the important attribute for the "CEO of Spyware Company" character class is low CHA, not high INT.
Re: Shooting a what??! (Score:3, Funny)
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Re: Shooting a what??! (Score:4, Funny)
Re: Shooting a what??! (Score:4, Funny)
He should re-roll and max out INT to use the "Magic Wand of Bullshit Cloudkill" and be able to cast "Confusion" from a scroll. I'm sure he can find a CHA ring by searching the My Documents folder of one of his "customers".
Re:Shooting a what??! (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Shooting a what??! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Shooting a what??! (Score:3, Funny)
Make that man a Slashdot editor!
Is it... (Score:5, Insightful)
Is it spyware when you let it stay on your system?
Is it spyware when you let it run?
When does the user take responsibility over what somebody/something else does?
Seriously, it has to do with peoples' rights and how many intentionally do not inform themselves what they do, and their repurcussions involved.
If we applied to what normal people do online (and then blame), what would you say if somebody cashed those "Loan Checks" sent in the mail? Most people know its a acceptance of a loan. Yet, common sense is thrown out the window on the net.
Re:Is it... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Is it... (Score:5, Informative)
I run a slew of different operating systems, which include Windows and Linux. I know what programs I run, and when. If i suspect a program to be... naughty, I create another account and run it in there.
No matter what OS you run, you can limit permissions and run questionable apps mostly safely. Like I reiterate, it s a fault of the user for not watching what he does on the machine.
You surf porn sites and run "programs" to download porn, you're gonna get infected. You download illegally copied works, youre gonna get infected. You open absolutely every attachment, even if it says "happy98.exe", you're gonna get infected.
Re:Is it... (Score:4, Informative)
Though I agree that users need to take more responsibility for their computers. (insert analogy of learning to change your oil/tires here)
Re:Is it... (Score:5, Informative)
--It only showed one every couple hours so I was blaming the ad on AIM / webpages getting things past firefox.
Not knowing the types of things you do on your machine, Im guessing your infection vector is AIM's ads. Since they use IE's engine to display (check for yourself.. they do) you end up opening yourself to the hacks and cracks of IE. Still, IE has no priviledge escalation bug to worry about, so as long as you run as a user and not an admin, you should be safe as long as you take your data and copy it into another profile.
My suggestion would to be to pitch AIM and get GAIM. Multi-protocol, and now AoL-Time Warner is acting nicer to 3'rd party clients.
Still, you also need to consider watching out for rogue WMA's, WMV's and other Microsoft Media garbage. You can insert all sorts of executable code within them, including running programs from a URL directly (yes, that bad). I observed a friend watch a WMV porn vid from a BT download. Was it.. every 2 minutes, it would respawn all the programs, 5 pop-unders and 2 "install-for-free-pr0n".
Re:Is it... (Score:5, Insightful)
Now, I actually do all of these things, because that's one of the things I'm paid to do. But the average user cannot be expected to check their task manager's list of running processes and know that while wscntfy.exe, hptskmgr.exe,wmplayer.exe, YEDIEx.exe, vmnat.exe, sshd.exe, svchost.exe, boinc_gui.exe, avgcc.exe, grxp4exe.exe, and the 64 other things currently running on their machine are benign, but that ie_32.exe is spyware. Heck, even now I only recognize *most* of what's on the list, and then in a cursory "that's usually on the list" sort of way.
Normal people shouldn't be expected to know this. They want to interface with the computer, not program it. When I go to the store to buy a batch of oranges I expect a batch of oranges: I shouldn't need to know the finer details of modern horticultural techniques and the international fruit business to avoid getting lemons that have been painted orange.
If somebody represents their ap as going to do something, the extent of my responsibility assumes that the ap behaves as expected. If it earnestly tries to look like an orange, it should be an orange. If I sold a painted lemon as an orange, even with a fine print disclaimer, I would be in trouble for misrepresenting the product. I don't see how software is any different.
Wait... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Is it... (Score:3, Funny)
You think that surfing the web describes an accident between a surfer and a fishing trawler, you might be a redneck.
Oh, wait, what?
Re:Is it... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Is it... (Score:2)
Well, do you buy anything off of a fold-up table off a street vendor who just LOOKS slimy?
Well.. And if somebldy believes the "Critical Windows Media Player Update", why dont the users check on the "Windows Update" button at the top of the start bar?
If they do it that way (which is not exactly THAT hard to notice), they can gat the patch from a KNOWN GOOD source.
After all, would you buy (assuming you had a prescri
Re:Is it... (Score:2, Informative)
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The company gets the bulk of the blame, they're obviously intending to trick people.
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If you sell fake rolexes on a shady corner, and the police catches you, do you walk away with no charges filed because anyone who believed you was an idiot ?
More generally, is it okay to commit fraud if your victims are idiots ?
No ? Then the intelligence - or lack of it - of iSearch's victims is irrelevant to the topic at hand.
Furthermore, I would like to remind everyone who's bemoaning the stupidity of the
Re:Is it... (Score:2, Funny)
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There is a different standard on the web, where willful ignorance is forgiven. Obviously not everyone can be an uber-geek, but as with anything out there, using a PC, or going online, requires a little bit of knowledge. If people are not going to pay attention to whatever shows up on their PC, or they're just going to click straight through install wizards, they ought to share some of the blame.
Case in point: BBSpot poste
Re:Is it... (Score:3, Informative)
Well, either I was "flaming" or I really found a big point of contention in the Tech community.
---There is a different standard on the web, where willful ignorance is forgiven.
Well, it's not just with the web. It's with computers and computerized technology. People are afraid cause they dont want to "mess it up", even if it's just setting a clock from 12:00 to your time.
People deal with complex life issues every day. Fina
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Re:Is it... (Score:2)
And assuming it no longer needs proof, we need something to protect not just the mental weaklings out there, but also our own interests as well -- that being a reduction of malware, spam and other i
Whatever it is, it's crap (Score:5, Interesting)
According to their user agreement [isearch.com], Isearch does some things I would definitely describe as "malware," but does not appear to send personal information to a third party without notice, which I would say is a fairly safe definition of "spyware." It's actions include pop-ups, pop-unders, interstitial ads, redirection of certain URLs and "conveniently without your input" installs additional software (Section 2). The next section states explicitly states that iSearch does not collect personal information, but they and their affiliates may collect anonymous info.
It's clear this program is crap. You are right that users need to take responsibility for what they install. However, while iSearch is truthful about what their program does, they are also attempt to be misleading. They aren't doing anything (as far as I can tell) that is illegal, but it is slimy, lowdown, and rotten and totters on the edge of unethical. They are playing with words and hiding the truth in the abundance of words typical of EULA's to fool users into installing a product they do not want.
Furthermore, the fact that iSearch is not breaking the law does not change the fact that neither are these anti-malware companies. They simply compile lists of distasteful programs and label them as they see fit: adware, malware, spyware, etc. If they're careful to present clear definitions of those terms, they shouldn't even have to worry about iSearch's claim that spyware is a loosely defined term. Then iSearch wouldn't even really have a slander case against them.
Re:Is it... (Score:3, Insightful)
Why shouldn't we blame those people who send out the checks? The goal there is to prey on the stupid and unwary. "I put it all in the fine print" may be a defense to a fraud charge, but it's not a defense to a charge of being a sleezeball and scumbag.
No matter how stupi
Re:Is it... (Score:3, Interesting)
It doesn't matter really how it got on there or why, the idea is that the users didn't want it on there, and they don't want it on there badly enough they're running software like adaware to make it go away.
iDownload/iSearch is trying to stop such tools from working by abusing our legal system to prevent their software from being classified as what
Well if you're going to butcher analogies... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Well if you're going to butcher analogies... (Score:2)
It's a bad anology AND it has something to do with Back to the future!
Re:Well if you're going to butcher analogies... (Score:3)
Re:Well if you're going to butcher analogies... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Well if you're going to butcher analogies... (Score:2)
Re:Well if you're going to butcher analogies... (Score:2, Informative)
(Back to the Future, 1985)
Biff: "So why don't you make like a tree... and get outta here."
- http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Back_to_the_Future [wikiquote.org]
Re:The Ents go Marching.... (Score:3, Funny)
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Yeah, sure. (Score:5, Funny)
> "When asked to name some of the sites that had complied, Gilbert answered, "I'm not going to share that information. It would be shooting a gift horse in the mouth."
Yeah, and all the lurkers send me supporting e-mail when I'm the only person taking one side in an argument on Usenet.
Re:Yeah, sure. (Score:2)
Usenet lurkers.
Here's a piece I found interesting. (Score:5, Interesting)
"As we all know, Malware is a phrase within the public conscience [He means 'consciousness.' Ed.] that has a specific meaning.
"Continuing, unlike Malware, iSearch does not gather any personally identifiable information about end users, does not collect data about the user's web usage, does not collect any information entered into web forms, does not share information with third parties, does not send or cause to be sent unsolicited e-mail, and does not install items such as dialers on the end user's computer.
"To the extent you fail to remedy your improper disparagement of the iDownload brand on or before February 15, 2005, we will take all necessary action against your company to protect iDownload from your continuing tortuous conduct [He means 'tortious' or injurious conduct. Ed.]."
Although the writer of the article goes into detail, frankly, iDownload is using semantics to hide the true purpose. Spyware, is software that is installed on a consumer's computer, WITHOUT that consumer's explicit, knowledgeable consent, and DOES NOT serve a proper, useful service for that consumer.
On another note, if they're c-ding people because of 'disparagement' issues, perhaps instead anti-adware vendors simply have a 'suggestion' about the adware in question. Would that change any legal issues?
Re:Here's a piece I found interesting. (Score:2, Insightful)
No way?! A Spyware company that's trying to use word games to justify their existence? No way!
I thought that there were straight forward and honest people behind those companies installing software w/o my k
Re:Here's a piece I found interesting. (Score:2)
No, just you, for still using IE despite all evidence showing how stupid it is to do so.
Re:Here's a piece I found interesting. (Score:4, Interesting)
It's nowhere near as bad as most of the computers of those who use IE, but it does exist.
Tortoise conduct (Score:4, Funny)
I think he really meant tortoise conduct. My system has really been running slow since I installed the thing.
Re:Here's a piece I found interesting. (Score:2)
He is right, though. iSearch isn't really spyware. It doesn't really spy. All it does is install itself serruptitiously, pop up millions of ads at you all day long, and requires you to pay them 30 dollars b
When corporate-speak goes bad... (Score:5, Funny)
He went on to say, "I can tell you that we've got positive engagement in critical areas. We're definitely going to grab this bull by the horns of the dilemma, and leverage our synergies with a focus on the future. It's a win-win situation."
Re:When corporate-speak goes bad... (Score:2, Funny)
It's all bad to me (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:It's all bad to me (Score:5, Insightful)
Advertisers have to get off the pollyannish notion that they can track their ads to specific sales.
Eyeballs impressed is useless unless the eyballs gathered are relevant to your product/service.
What advertisers have to do is to specifically target websites that discuss things that are relevant to the readers of that website. That won't happen soon because the shotgun approach is still prevalent (a 1/4 page, one month ad in the back of a more general interest, glossy magazine is worth more than a 6 month ad on a more-specific website).
The web has been a neophyte marketer's dream come true - lots of flash and hype.
Re:It's all bad to me (Score:5, Insightful)
Actually, lemme rephrase that. Not outright "lie", but creatively mis-lead and mis-represent.
So the marketters invented all sorts of bogus self-serving metrics to justify their job. And then worked to inflate those metrics, rather than actually sell a product.
Probably the most insidious is the "click" as a measure of success and somehow directly equivalent to "sale". I mean, hey, if you got them to click, they're surely interested in the product, right? Wrong. Exactly in what product is someone interested when they click by mistake on a Fake-UI ad or "punch the monkey" tricks? None whatsoever.
And the whole Internet disaster is a direct effect of these bogus metrics. People end up working to drive up the metric, not to actually do their job.
E.g., once you define "number of ads downloaded" as a measure of advertising success, you get spyware and other software that just downloads tons of ads. It doesn't even matter if anyone sees them. They just have to show up in the logs as downloaded.
E.g., once you define "number of clicks" as a success metric, the direct result is fake UI ads. Or with spyware that automatically redirects you to the site, basically simulating a click the obnoxious way. It's not even a slippery slope. It's a direct cause-effect situation.
Etc.
And just so I don't offend only the marketting people, the same happens in _every_ job where people are measured against a bogus metric of success.
E.g., I know one PHB who demanded weekly reports from everyone of what patterns they applied, and measured a programmer's worth in how many of those they applied. That project is still not ready yet, some 3 years past the original deadline, and with a team 4 times the original size by now. It's also _the_ most baroque architecture I've ever seen, because _everything_ goes through every pattern ever invented, to match the boss's metric. E.g., no object is ever just passed around as it is, it's first wantonly wrapped in a "decorator", obtained from a "factory", which is a "singleton", etc, etc. And I mean so baroque, you can _literally_ fill a whiteboard with only the _layers_ an object has to go through. Sad.
I don't understand... (Score:4, Funny)
Not that it matters (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Not that it matters (Score:4, Interesting)
iDownload's business model is wholly dependant on idiots. Lucky for them, there's no shortage of those on the internet.
Heres what i dont want... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Heres what i dont want... (Score:2, Insightful)
That's what the 1000 page EULA is for. Feel free to read it big bold letters.
You Don't Like Internet Explorer, eh? (Score:5, Funny)
I get the impression you don't like Microsoft Internet Explorer very much, do you?
And if he did shoot... (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe he meant to say that it would be like beating a dead gift horse... after, of course, shooting it... in the mouth.
Re:And if he did shoot... (Score:2, Funny)
Dilbert: I think you mean beating a dead horse.
PHB: Why would anyone beat a dead horse?
Shitware (Score:5, Interesting)
Seriously. What did they hope to achieve by this? Common people have figured out that "spyware" == "bad" so they have to make up their own terms to get around that? Who do they think they are, Gato^H^H^H^HClaria?
Shitware happens (Score:2, Funny)
Tell me where I can download ShitAware and Shitbot-Search-And-Destroy? or ShitBlocker? I'll be the first there to download it.
Some little details (Score:5, Informative)
iDownload.com
1180 Avenue of the Americas
14th Floor
New York, NY 10036
For toll free billing support or if you know your party's extension dial: 1-800-844-5919
AND the leech lawyers
http://www.ssjmlaw.com
4330 South Mopac, Suite 150
Austin, Texas 78735
(Travis & Williamson Cos.)
Telephone: 512-347-1604
Dallas: 214-800-2898
Fax: 512-347-1676
Tell em what you think, IANAL but I think free speech applies to private phone calls.
If in doubt, don't do it. But I am going to tell them what I think.
Re:Some little details (Score:2, Informative)
http://www.ssjmlaw.com/hopkins.html
email: mark@ssjmlaw.com
These Texas lawyers have not doubt heard of "don't mess with Texas"
I think it's time we taught ALL lawyers "don't fuck with the internet".
Yes free speech applies to phone calls (Score:4, Informative)
Harassment? (Score:2, Insightful)
Some people call that "telemarketing".
Re:Some little details (Score:3, Insightful)
Instead, why not call companies being targeted and encourage them to persist in how they label this product? Likewise, once it comes to light which companies gave in, contact them and let them know how dis
Free Mail Relay Directly to them (Score:5, Interesting)
webmaster@idownload.com
abuse@idownload.com
postmaster@idownload.com
Free of charge, no logging, no IP information logged, you will completely anonymously delivered. I want to make sure the fine folks at the non-spyware idownload website can get the proper feedback on their wonderful something-ware programs. This is for real, all e-mails sent to idownload@knightmb.dyndns.org will auto-forward to those addresses. I consider it a way of saying thanks to the idownload people and I want to connect them with the people that have a word or two to say to them :-)
Hmmmm (Score:5, Funny)
How many joe-blow users read these pop-up install dialogs. "What? iBeEvil? Oh - a security fix from Micrsoft. Yes, install, if it lets me get to what I clicked on."
Re:Hmmmm (Score:2)
Course it was flamebaited immediately.
Gotta wonder if I really hit a nerve saying what I did.
Re:Hmmmm (Score:4, Insightful)
I work in a whitebox store and spend 80% of my time cleaning this crap out of boxes. I tell them where it comes from: ALL pop-ups are EVIL, ALL toolbars are spyware. At least 20% will be back in < 3 months with the same problem(gee I don't know where the 6 toolbars came from?). I will not let any computer leave the store without Ad-Aware and Spybot installed, yes even a brand new one, and the owner instructed on updating and running. With some it helps with others nothing will help till they make the connection between clicking this crap and paying me money.
Re:Hmmmm (Score:3, Insightful)
And I wasnt trying to justify anything, except that users ought to learn the basics of the hazards of the Internet. Even explaining to them that you need a program like a "Virus Scanner" to find them, and then you hand them a link or 2 to some popular anti-crapware scanners.
But then again, poeple learn how to drive, how to manage finance, how to build things, yet getting help (from Google or a friend) and applying that help is somehow above most peoples' grasps.
Re:Hmmmm (Score:4, Interesting)
When you explain the cause of the problem and give them tools to keep it fixed, when they come back and Ad-Aware hasn't been updated in 63 days and they have 4 - 7 toolbars, I just ad 15% to the price of doing it all over again. Call it a stupidity tax.
We killed one mongol, but the Horde remains (Score:5, Interesting)
Google search for idownload and spyware : 23,100 hits.
Google search for isearch and spyware: 82,400 hits.
Google search for isearch and malware: 17,000
Google search for isearch and shit: 14,900 hits.
Looks like someone shot this dead horse out the barn door, and it is too late to look it in its mouth.
Google search for bob dole sausage fetish (Score:5, Funny)
Account of iSearch malware/spyware damage (Score:5, Informative)
Ambulance chaser of the month... (Score:4, Informative)
Funny how he left 'stooge for scumware authors' out of his specialities...
Markie works at the Austin office. You can contact him here: Telephone: (512) 347-1604, Fax: (512) 347-1676, The Overlook at Gaines Ranch, 4330 S. Mopac, Ste. 150, Austin, Texas, 78735
Re:Ambulance chaser of the month... (Score:2, Funny)
He didn't want to ruin his reputation.
Another scary iSearch story (Score:5, Interesting)
(can't think of a decent title) (Score:4, Interesting)
b) their webpage is frontpage'd. Not even "well" frontpage'd. Yet another company that has their secretary "whip out" something for that internet thing "no-one ever looks at." highly unproffesional in appearance.
c) I couldn't find any partner, much less the attorney in question having any experience or training in internet/software law. and again, the appearance of the site kinda would lead one away from having them involved in such things.
d) I hate pointing it out.. but the lawyer in question looks to be relatively very young. I'd hate to imagine one of the partners handing it off to him as either a "disposal client" (after this client, his career's in the disposal) or equally bad, if they've got a senior partner with any common sense- that someone let him take it to these extremes, destroying their firm's image/reputation.
I like the Abusive Hosts Blocking List article... (Score:5, Informative)
It's a second-level link from here. I'm putting the link in this post because some people may not see it and it's definitely worth reading like all good horror stories are.
Educating users isn't enough... (Score:2, Interesting)
So... wait. (Score:4, Interesting)
I didn't care about spyware ... until ... (Score:3, Interesting)
I didn't care about spyware. Since I use Linux and Firefox, what do I need to worry about. So I didn't really worry. Let the Windows lusers have their popups and misdirected browsers. I didn't really care. Besides, I've been getting $500 a pop for coming in and re-installing people's Windows machines for them (after extracting their important data they never backed up). So why should I have cared about making this illegal.
But once these people go so far as to have lawyers make threats against people exercising the right of free speech to reveal the truth that in many cases the big media will completely miss (look how often they are led to their stories now due to a blog), now I'm pissed off. So now I fully favor the law being passed against spyware. I just hope they don't screw it up like they did with the law against spam.
But I also favor the idea of creating a SLAPP/CE blacklist. Or maybe there is one already I don't know about. In any case, the idea is to block the bastards right at the router. Obviously the first places to block are their web sites and mail servers found in DNS. But being spyware, it most likely is trying to communicate with home base in other ways, too, and may be doing it without the use of DNS. In such cases, the only way to block it is to put in an access-list or null route it. If it is being directed to do things from home base (once it knows you are infected), then null routing may not be enough and an access-list is needed (either deny or use route maps to redirect the traffic). These people need to be cut off at the jugular.
BTW, the biggest reason I want to see this practice be illegal is so in future cases where they try a SLAPP lawsuit, their lawyers can be taken down with them for failure to properly advise their clients. Getting lawyers disbarred, or even jailed, is one of my favorite hobbies I don't get to enjoy anywhere near enough.
SLAPP counterclaim (Score:3, Informative)
I am not saying a SLAPP counter claim would be easy or cheap for CastleCop, but as I understand it SLAPP counterclaims are almost always successful, especially when the SLAPP action concerns pure speech.
Bad bad software (Score:5, Insightful)
I didn't bite.
I replied to them that their software had been installed on my machine without my permission and without my knowledge, took over my machine settings and that was wrong. Because of those properties, it was spyware. They got pissy and told me that I was wrong. That it was not spyware and that not utility that I could get off the market could remove their product successfully. They seemed quite proud of that fact.
THe only way I found to successfully remove the infectious dlls and such was to change the security settings on the target executables so that they did not have enough permission to run on a reboot and then reboot the machine and delete all of the dll's and executable you otherwise could not because they were already being actively used.
We pass laws to stop people like this and all they do is find a new way to skirt the law, while the boy down the street, who was just goofing around and made a mistake, gets arrested and sent to jail under that same law. Our approach to fixing these problems is obviously not working. Why does everyone insist on continuing down that road? We write laws that contain templates to check to see if someone is 'bad'. If you fit the template, you are bad and go to jail. The problem is that the bad guys you are really after simply alter themselves just enough, so they no longer fit the template, and skate free. We need to target these people SPECIFICALLY not generically as we are doing now. We are harming people who don't deserve it and curtailing our own freedoms with this method. It is not showing ANY results that matter. Stop the nonsense, PLEASE!
Re:Bullys (Score:2)
Everybody who got the cease'n'desist can sue! (Score:5, Informative)
http://blog.jimmywales.com/index.php/archives/2
http://www.eff.org/legal/ISP_liability/OPG_v_Di
This strikes me as being VERY similar to both the Diebold case and various "SLAPP suits" (Strategic Lawsuits Against Public Participation). It's all about fraudulently using the courts or threats of same to halt public discussion and debate.
The courts DO NOT like that shit at all.
Re:Bullys (Score:4, Informative)
Please refrain from calling iDownload "shit-eaters". Several species of bacteria use organic waste as their nutrition source. This causes said waste to be decomposed to soil, which is then used by plants as their source of nutrition.
Several species of backteria also live in the human gut, eating the "proto-shit" found there. This is vital for the correct functioning of human digestive system, and the reason why antibiotics can cause stomach problems if measures are not taken to prevent them: they kill not only the disease-causing backteria, but the "shit-eater" bacteria as well.
So, as a summary, shit-eaters are absolutely vital to the correct functioning of both the biosphere and your own body. They perform their dirty job quietly, efficiently and without complaint. They do not deserve to be likened to a bunch of vicious, vile, harmfull parasites like iDownload.
iDownload doesn't eat anyone's shit; they forcibly feed their shit to anyone whey can.