SCO Caps Legal Expenses At $31 Million 341
uniqueCondition points to a story on News.com, writing "With SCO's legal costs reaching $7.3 million in their most recent quarter, nearly half of the $15 million it has spent in the last five quarters, SCO can't afford this kind of litigation. They have therefore limited their payment to $31 million for the entire case and is giving their legal team a larger slice of any settlement SCO achieves. Under the current agreement, the firm's contingency payment is 20 percent of a settlement. Under the new agreement, that increases to a range of 20 to 33 percent." uniqueCondition links also to coverage at Techrepublic.com, InformationWeek and The Inquirer.
To bail or not to bail (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:To bail or not to bail (Score:5, Insightful)
Question (Score:4, Interesting)
Try it: post something, then watch your access_log.
Re:Question (Score:5, Interesting)
Makes sense to me. (Score:5, Interesting)
I assume if they hit anything, they'll either block you from posting further, or just flag you as a potential "problem user" or something. I suppose the thing to do here would be set up an open proxy on your computer and then attempt to post from it, and see if antyhing happens.
Re:Makes sense to me. (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Question (Score:3, Interesting)
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They. Are. Smoking. Crack. (Score:5, Funny)
SCO: Hello Mr. Lawyer, will you take on our surefire case against Linux?
Lawyer: Surefire? Ha ha... *ahem*
(SCO hands lawyer large wad of cash)
Lawyer: Of course I will, my good man.
Many large wads of cash later:-
SCO: Mr. Lawyer, we cannot afford to pay you any more. Will you continue the battle if we divide the spoils with you?
Lawyer: What spoils?
SCO: When we win our case
Lawyer: Win? Have you been smoking crack again?
SCO: We paid you all that money.... please go along with this.
Lawyer: We'll *continue* to go along with this if you pay us more money. Why do you think we took this on in the first place?
SCO: Do you work for magic beans?
Lawyer: No, fuck off.
Press release issued where Darl McBride mentions something about "focusing on our core business of selling Unix". Everyone laughs.
Re:They. Are. Smoking. Crack. (Score:3, Funny)
The point i'm trying to make here is that is SCO employees are just a bunch of midget jockeys. Yeah... thats right.
They will! (Score:3, Funny)
I know what I said...
Calculating SCO's perception of success prob. (Score:3, Insightful)
If we estimate that the payment cap to the lawyers deprive them of... say $30 million, and they are trying to get $5bn from IBM settlement, they consider their chances to be:
$5bn * p = $30 million
=> p = 4.6%
Re:To bail or not to bail (Score:5, Insightful)
I can't believe that anyone thinks that the legal team would ever quit. If a lawyer said to a client, "Hey, we can't win." And the client responds, "I've got $30 million dollars," the lawyer is going to turn around and go back to work. They will figure out a way to stretch it out. They'll exhaust every last option, they'll go over everything one more time. They'll re-file. They'll appeal.
The biggest thing SCO and their legal team can do is issue press releases. Press releases are treated like news. Newspapers print them and treat them as news. The average citizen doesn't discern "news" from PR. They lump it all together, and the sad thing? People believe everything they read.
Re:To bail or not to bail (Score:5, Funny)
Re:To bail or not to bail (Score:2)
Remember who we're dealing with.....
Baseball players? There's always the matter of competing on pay. Besides, how are those poor, starving players supposed to get wage adjustments to keep up with inflation? At 3% inflation, the players will be loosing $30,000 in raises per year! We're taking food out of their children's mouths! Won't someone please think of the children?!?
Re:To bail or not to bail (Score:2)
Re:To bail or not to bail (Score:2, Informative)
What exactly is a larger slice (Score:5, Funny)
Sounds like a sound investment to me!
Re:What exactly is a larger slice (Score:2)
The Core Contingency?
Chris Mattern
Begging to be bought out (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:5, Insightful)
If they weren't comprised of the SCO board of directors, that is...
Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:5, Funny)
Mr. Pot, have you met Mr. Kettle?
Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:2)
No; it's because of the desparation for money to finance his crack-smoking habit that Darl is leading this last-ditch attempt in the first place.
Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:3, Insightful)
IBM could just buy SCO and put it out of everyone else's misery, and save money doing it. Plus, they could get the satisfaction of firing Darl McBride.
no, hell, no Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:2)
Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:4, Insightful)
Darl McBride would still get his money, and IBM would have to pay for a sign saying "SCO copycat litigants hoping to get bought out for more than they are genuinely worth: Please Queue Here".
Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:5, Insightful)
it's more than just the bad precedent! (Score:5, Insightful)
It may shock some of the cynics here, who think that businesses only ever care about maximizing the profit on each nickel that flies by, but IBM actually cares about their reputation. They care about it for good, solid business reasons, but they still care. They know something that MS has yet to learn - if your customers (and partners) feel they can trust you, they're going to be a lot more willing to do a lot more business with you. SCO has accused IBM of being untrustworthy, and that's not something IBM will take lying down.
This kind of thinking has got to be completely alien to Darl and Ralph, who are probably still in shock that their "buy me, buy me!" scheme didn't work. They may well have studied the odds, and found that IBM only fights a certain percentage of nuisance lawsuits (chosen at random), and figured their chances were pretty good. I don't think they realized that this was a case that IBM would never roll over for, because that kind of thinking (ethical) is not something they're equipped for.
Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:2, Interesting)
No, it would not make sense. Think about it: what kind of signal would that send to other crooks looking to make money out of IBM? Also, newSCO have impugned IBM's integrity with respect to IP, and that could be harmful to IBM's business if the outcome of the case leaves any room for doubt on that point.
No, IBM needs to unequivocally beat them and then sow their fields with salt.
Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:5, Interesting)
That would be the quick and easy solution. I think IBM wants it to be painful for SCO. If IBM wins on its counterclaims of infringement, it could own SCO outright. With its portfolio of patents and copyrights and heavy purse strings, IBM could bankrupt SCO through legal battles and settlement claims. As the major creditor, IBM then owns SCO.
It could then do worse then just to fire Darl. As the owner of SCO, it then has access to all SCO's files. If it finds any legal wrongdoing on Darl's or any other exec's part, it could pursue legal action against them for fraud, perjury, damage to the company, etc. They could then go after all of the money he's gotten so far. This would send a clearer message to anyone who might think about pulling another stunt like this.
Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:3, Interesting)
If you disregard the stupidity of such a purchase from an investment and liabilities standpoint, and just focus on the effects of such a buyout, you then have Microsoft putting their weight behind the motion, which could then drag out the case forever. It also protects the SCO execs from being absorbed by I
Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:3, Insightful)
Destruction of company property and files can be a criminal offence.
Will IBM really be vengeful against the people involved?
Yes. I don't think IBM has any real issues with SCO personnel; they know it is all being directed by those at the top. Darl's very public comments paints a target sign on him. They need to make an very public example of out someone.
Darl has all but accused them IBM of stealing from his company to anyone w
Re:Begging to be bought out - Not Likely (Score:3, Insightful)
In the long run, it is (far) cheaper for IBM to fight this case to the bitter end rather then trying to deal with hundreds of similar cases that could arise if IBM buys SCO.
Besides the point, it is not even clear that SCO owns anything at all. SCO claims to have the rights to s
Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:3, Funny)
Fire him? No, no, no, no, far too easy. Perhaps a demotion to the job of cleaning dust from the insides of old servers in the warehouse, or maybe even offering mints and cologne to upper management in the corporate washrooms. He's already familiar with the bottoms of toilets, since that seems to be where his ideas are coming from.
Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:3, Insightful)
Basically, its like putting spinning rims on a 1995 Hundai: it does nothing to add to the value of the car, but the owner hopes desperately it will make it look like
Re:Begging to be bought out (Score:3, Interesting)
Why? If they own SCO stock (NYSE: SCOX [yahoo.com]) and they lose money then it's their own damned fault. Don't feel sorry for people being stupid. You could make a full time job out of that nowadays. Stupid people only end up costing the rest of us in the end. If they want to make a quick buck on a pump and dump scam that's been widely debunked in investing circles then so be it. It's not our problem and we shouldn't have an sympathy for them. They're stupid.
Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero (Score:5, Insightful)
They've managed to keep a very dubious claim afloat, confuse the judge to the extent that the case wasn't summarily tossed, AND keep the public guessing as to whether the case has any merit or not. Honestly, they've been performing pretty well, given the tools at hand.
-Erwos
Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero (Score:5, Insightful)
The Judge has been very careful, very measured, and I guess, just giving SCO time to really make sure, before they meet his wrath.
Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero (Score:5, Funny)
Uh... the judge is *meant* to be impartial. Unless...
Judge's verdict: Darl McBride, SCO board and lawyers sentenced to death.
Shock in courtroom.
Darl starts mouthing off... "this isn't a murder trial".... "guilty of what?"... "this'll be struck down on appeal, asshole".
"Silence!" yells the judge with such conviction that those present turn and face him.
The judge, face covered by a cowl, takes one gloved hand, and makes a strangulation gesture, slowly but surely tightening his grip. As the SCO team start to have severe trouble breathing, a chink of light moves over the judge's cowl, revealing his face.
"Tux!" gasps McBride with his last breath.
Judge Tux laughs evilly as McBride and cronies expire, one-by-one.
Hundreds of geeks rush over the now still corpses of SCO, and hug Judge Tux in gratitude.
Tux sits back with an expression of stoned satisfaction.... well, the same damned expression he *always* wears, actually.
"One thing," asks one of the geeks. "Where did you get those supernatural powers? I always thought you were a simple penguin, and yet... what you did there, I mean...."
A small red figure steps out of the shadows.
"Tux?" smiles the cute, but evil, sneaker-clad daemon. "Oh yes. Tux is just an ordinary penguin. I think he forgot that without me, he would be... nothing. But I grow tired of his arrogance...."
The daemon takes his hand and makes the same strangulation gesture as Judge Tux made before. Tux holds his flippers to his throat, but is powerless to prevent his inevitable death at the hands of the daemon.
His corpse lies lifeless on the floor, surrounded by disbelieving geeks.
"So.... *BSD is dying, is it, my geek friends?"
Geeks shake their heads nervously.
"Too late!" yells the daemon. "Looks like I'm the only one who won't be dying around here today".
With a wave of his hands, BSD daemon slams every exit in the room shut and sets the curtains on fire.
Within minutes, the room is a scene of horror and carnage; there is no escape for the massed ranks of business reporters, and Linux geeks.
BSD daemon smiles....
"Netcraft... you're next."
The End.
Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah. I'm dying to see how SCOX will try to discredit Brian Kernighan. That should be fun to watch.
Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm dying to see how SCOX will try to discredit Brian Kernighan.
Even more, I'd like to see them try to discredit Randall Davis. Davis' declaration says that SCO doesn't know how to compare code and discover if it's substantially similar. Who is Davis to know this? Well, aside from the Director of MIT's AI lab, Chairman of the NSF committee on software intellectual property and frequent testifier to Congress, he was the man consulted by 2nd Circuit Judge Pratt when Pratt defined the Abstraction-Filtration-Comparison test, which is the technique used by most US Federal courts -- including the 10th Circuit -- to determine if software is substantially similar.
This means that when Judge Kimball goes back to review the rulings that defined the AFC test, so that he can be sure to apply it correctly, he'll be reading Davis' name, Davis' ideas and probably even some of Davis' words.
Kernighan is well-known and well-respected in geek circles, but Judges know that Davis is the expert of experts on software copying.
Re:Oooh, a bigger fraction of zero (Score:2)
Oh Nos! (Score:2, Funny)
Them lawyers are gunna starve!
source license revenue from where (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:source license revenue from where (Score:5, Informative)
Re:source license revenue from where (Score:3, Funny)
OK, so that accounts for another 3.
Seriously, is anyone rolling out OneTrueUnixware on new deployments? Frankly, I'd summarily fire anyone who suggested we use it for anything other than maintaining a legacy system.
SCO Lawyers (Score:5, Insightful)
A hundred percent of nothing is still nothing. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A hundred percent of nothing is still nothing. (Score:2)
Eh? (Score:2)
*shock*
IBM, luckily is on Linux's side, and has the coffers to litigate with SCO into the next century
*sigh*
Unfortunately for the Lawyers... (Score:4, Insightful)
Reminds me of fly by night dot-bomb executives trying to appease their employees by giving them tantalizing (restricted) stock options.
Then pumping, dumping, and running like hell.
Quarters... (Score:2)
Rus
On the day of closing statements... (Score:5, Funny)
SCO: Yes, Your Honor. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a case about intellec... (looks at watch abruptly) Oh, sorry, I guess the fund ran out just now. Another day, another trial. (Picks up briefcase, then bolts.)
The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... (Score:5, Insightful)
As someone pointed out over at groklaw [groklaw.net], 31 million is almost exactly all SCO is now worth in reserves, assets, etc. Team Boise ain't exactly sacrificing much here.
Everyone talks about SCO running a sleazy poorly executed shakedown (I agree), but I'm wondering if Boise and Crew have just shown us how to run a sleazy *brilliantly* executed shakedown - of SCO.
And from reviewing all the filings, it's clear Boise et al weren't exactly working overtime with their best and brightest in putting the case together.
Boise: "Hey look, it's a moron with tons of money. Let's string him along and see where it takes us."
The would-be con men have been conned, and damn well I'd say.
Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... (Score:2)
In poker, that's called "milking".
Remind me never to play power with Boise et al.
Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... (Score:5, Funny)
Boise swinging off Darl's nipples was really not an image I needed... but thanks anyway.
Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... (Score:2)
Works on contingency? (Score:3, Funny)
No, money down!
/I move for a bad... court... thingy.
A large percentage of the settlement? (Score:5, Funny)
Sounds good to me...
Quick resolution prediction (Score:2)
These high rate of expenditures are interesting as quality of legal work so far has been sophmorphic and
Re:Quick resolution prediction (Score:2)
I'd like to think SCO is getting some value for the $7 million dollars they spent in the last 3 months. But, simply by accepting this case the law firm has demonstrated questionable ethics.
In fact, I bet they're sending McBride a listless shaved chimpanzee and a bottle of cheap tequila every evening, but are billing SCO for 12 year old boys and Perfidio.
Predictions... (Score:2, Insightful)
opportunistic (Score:5, Funny)
Re:opportunistic (Score:5, Funny)
Nah... scratch that last one. It'll never happen in my lifetime anyway.
Stock (Score:2, Insightful)
Do lawfirms have stock? I want to buy stock in SCO's legal representatives. They are certainly having a banner year. And then I want to sell that stock as soon as the last legal fee payment has been made by SCO. At that point, I expect they won't really have a great reputation in the legal community; so they won't be in much demand as lawyers after this case has been decided. I mean, who wants to hire a lawfirm that has a reputation for tying up the courts with a nonsense case, just to bill their client int
Re:Stock (Score:2)
What a waste. (Score:4)
What a annual $800 billions waste.(with link) (Score:3, Informative)
And imagine what $800 billions dollars [warresisters.org] each year could have done had they given it to various peace and development projects. Money in this world could really be put to better use.
(And please consider that I know this sound like a trolling bait but please please:
- consider that my comment is related to the parent comment.
- I wasn't insulting someone or anything.
- Just thinking outside of the box, we are here to have a discussion after all. I am not affiliated in anyway with that website I
Everyone loses on SCO's side (Score:5, Interesting)
Then SCO has to fend off Novell, RedHat and Autozone on any counterclaims they may have. Then they all could sue SCO for slander of title, abuse of process. If the GPL holds up in court, everyone that has code in Linux (including IBM, SUSE, RedHat, etc) could sue for damages. The only winners for SCO are the execs that have cashed out. But the SEC is looking into that.
let's see here, 31 million against 0 assets... (Score:2)
The worst part is... (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:The worst part is... (Score:5, Funny)
Want to have more success with new recruitment? Swing by the CompSci department at a non-Mormon college:
You: Hi! Would you like to learn about the second gospel of Jesus Christ?
Them: Argh! A cyclist in a necktie - run!
You: Did I mention that the guy from SCO goes to my church?
Them: What time should I be there?
Man, I'm a dyed-in-the-wool Southern Baptist, but even I would be willing to swing by for a little face time.
Muppets (Score:5, Funny)
The first thing that popped into my mind was an episode of the Muppett Show I was when I was but a wee lad.
Fozzee Bear wanted a raise and brought in his agent (a rat) to negotiate w/Kermit the Frog. Kermit worked the rat into a frenzy (100% raise...no, 200%...no, 300%!) getting everyone all hype.
Then Kermit left and the rat asked Fozzee what he made before. $0. The rat was, well now you get 300% of that! And remember, I get 30% of THAT!
Sad.
Poison pill, too (Score:2)
SCOX has been in the $3.50 to $4 range all week, with light trading. Six months ago, it was at $14.
Next court date: September 15, Judge Kimball. Motions in both the Novell vs. SCO and SCO vs. IBM cases will be heard. SCO has been stalling to put off this date, but it looks like the judge won't tolerate any more delay and some major issues will be decided in two weeks.
Re:Poison pill, too (Score:2)
I don't really understand what that means, although I have a vague idea. Care to give a short explanation to save the Slashdot hordes from having to do our own research (50% of it invariably leading to a completely wrong "understanding")?
There isn't going to BE a settlement (Score:2)
And what happens when they reach this $31 million cap? Lawyers don't work well when you stop paying them, and IBM can afford to sit around until SCO runs out of money. This would certainly not please BayStar Capital.
DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR (Score:3, Informative)
Please reboot underhanded business practices, or better yet, install Linux.
How much money has SCOG really got? (Score:5, Insightful)
Other issues that are relevant. The above figures are a month old and last quarter SCOG was burning about 2.4 million a month in legal fees. Also, outstanding legal fees that had not yet been paid as of 31st July were unclear.
Who is SCOG's auditor and will they need to insist that SCOG presents a truthful balance sheet? And when?
Why would anybody want to buy SCO? (Score:5, Interesting)
This was on GrokLaw .. (Score:5, Informative)
Go To $31M Then Stop (Score:5, Insightful)
It all sounds pretty slimy when you think about it. I mean, how many millions were made on the SCO share run-up for largely baseless litigation? And one can bet that the lawyers aren't taking a loss on this deal. So they all do okay. To borrow a Chinese expression, its a sharing pork world!
That's $31M in *future* payments (Score:3, Informative)
This is all made a bit more complicated by the facts that SCO currently owes something like $8M in unpaid bills for legal services already rendered--which apparently is covered by the cap; that the detailed terms of the deal haven't been released yet; and that in fact the details haven't been agreed upon yet (so far there's only a signed letter of intent). But the bottom line, confirmed at yesterday's conference call [yahoo.com], is that SCO currently has ~$43M of cash on its balance sheet, and that assuming their future legal expenses hit the cap, they have ~$12M left to run the rest of their business--roughly 4 months of operating expenses at last quarter's burn rate.
In other words, barring some last minute capital infusion, SCO will run out of cash well before they hit the spending cap--unless, of course, they plan on dropping the pretense of running a business outside of their lawsuits.
The "I Am Spartacus" Idea... (Score:2)
Here is an idea that is more in the spirit of the aforementioned movie than anything else:
We could start an "I Am A Linux User" movement, and it works pretty simply by gathering signatures from Linux users. We could then send this to SCO and deliberately contrast our "I Am One Of Them And Darn Proud
Where are the people, complaining (Score:2)
This example suggests, even the "bigger guys" can suffer...
Re: (Score:2)
aren't there around 31M linux users total? (Score:2)
33 percent of nothing is... (Score:2)
Poor Darl (Score:4, Funny)
Through lawyers the courts Darl has mocked
Jail is where he will be locked
It will not be funny
When Darl's out of money
Then he'll pump more than just stock
SCO city to city tour (Score:5, Informative)
http://www.sco.com/partners/city_to_city/2004/
It might be a good idea to organize groups of people to show up and voice some opposition. Handing out free GNU/Linux distros would be fun too!
SCO's Unix Business could still survive (Score:2)
Larger "slice" of the settlement? (Score:5, Funny)
They have therefore limited their payment to $31 million for the entire case and is giving their legal team a larger slice of any settlement SCO achieves. Under the current agreement, the firm's contingency payment is 20 percent of a settlement. Under the new agreement, that increases to a range of 20 to 33 percent.
But the way things are shaping up, any settlement between SCO and IBM is going to require SCO to pay large amounts of money to IBM in order to get IBM to drop the copyright infringement claims, the patent infringement claims, the Lanham Act claims, etc., because IBM's attorneys are quickly demolishing all of SCO's claims.
IMO, the lawyers should have to pony up 20% to 33% of *that* settlement. They should get a "slice" all right...
SCO Boss McBride's bonus (Score:3, Interesting)
I see it comming... (Score:5, Funny)
ERROR: divide by 0
The law-weasels should pay 20% in countersuits (Score:3, Interesting)
Hold those law-weasels accountable for 20% of any damages IBM, Red Hat or others might be awarded in return salvos at SCO. That might teach lawyers to be a bit more selective about which idiotic cases they bring to the courts.
Re:But 20 to 33 percent... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:But 20 to 33 percent... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Basic Maths (Score:3, Interesting)
No, this is Darl's attempt to make you *think* that the lawyers think they're gonna win.
If you had a client on contingency, and you thought they were gonna lose, wouldn't you try to get a fixed amount of money out of them? That's what the $31M is for - it's in a reserved account that SCO can't touch until the case is over.
The "increase" in contingency is window dressing so that Darl can tell people that their