Microsoft Pockets Patent for Encouraging TV Viewing 266
theodp writes "Through its WebTV unit, Microsoft was awarded a patent Tuesday for a system and method for encouraging viewers to watch television programs, such as offering viewers frequent-flier miles for identifying the name of a sponsor or the color of an announcer's shirt. In other news, Microsoft took a District Court to task for failing to recognize the existence of prior art for the Eolas web plug-in patent, resulting in a $521 million judgment against the software giant."
Incentives?? (Score:5, Insightful)
One more reality show like "Wife Swapping" [eonline.com] and I'm going to kill my TV...
Re:Incentives?? (Score:5, Informative)
Wasn't that originally done by Dave Chapelle as a SPOOF on reality TV? Ugh...
But don't kill your tv. Just cut your cable. If you kill your tv you lose your video games!
Re:Incentives?? (Score:5, Funny)
Letting your tv die of terminal loneliness is much better.
SB
Re:Incentives?? (Score:2)
I think the moral of the story here is 'Don't lose your TV, loose it!'
Yes, this is a dig at people who can't tell the difference between the two (worryingly many).
Re:Incentives?? (Score:2, Informative)
Sort of. Dave did a skit about a show called "Trading Spouses" and now Fox has created an actual show with the
I hope Dave Chappelle is getting some money out of it.
LK
Re:Incentives?? (Score:2)
Re:Incentives?? (Score:2)
Well, if you watch the show....
Like paul moody said, if you're black, don't get popular, or the white man will come take your show
Re:Incentives?? (Score:3, Interesting)
Chapelle's Law of Reality Television
Chapelle's Law of Reality Television is as follows:
If a person brings up as a joke any idea for a reality television show, it will be adopted and aired within approximately one year's time.
Evidence: During the first season of Chapelle's Show on Comedy Central, a skit aired in which Chapelle parodies the popular television show "Trading Spaces" with a show called "Trading Spouses." Coming this summer on the Fox N
Re:Incentives?? (Score:2)
Re:Incentives?? (Score:2)
Monty Python did it first [ibras.dk].
Schwab
Re:Incentives?? (Score:2)
Re:Incentives?? (Score:2)
Re:Incentives?? (Score:2)
How dare you! Only Gays can trivialize and demean marriage by wanting to have it, just like *normal* people. Everything in the media sanctifies marriage.. only those homosexuals have the power to threaten the institution of marriage.
They're probably in it with the aliens. And don't you forget it!
Re:Incentives?? (Score:3, Funny)
Can't you guys come up with your own programme ideas instead of constantly using ours?
Re:Incentives?? (Score:2)
Re:Incentives?? (Score:2)
It isn't much different than some radio contests. IE "Be the n-th caller when you hear the song SomeSongThatIsOnlyPlayedOnceToday between the hours a X and Y" That encourages people to listen to the radio all between X and Y hours.
Re:Incentives?? (Score:2)
Kill your TV (Score:2)
Re:Kill your TV (Score:2)
the entire reality TV phenomenon (which, if you notice, is getting further and further away from "reality")
Were there ever any shows that really were based on "reality"? Even Survivor, which is sometimes interesting because of the shifting alliances, is done in a completely contrived situation, and the end product is heavily edited. Those shows should really be called unreality TV. When I first heard the term "reality TV", my comment was, "Why would I ever want to watch a TV show about my everyday lif
Prices to watch tv? What next pay people to watch? (Score:2)
It sounds like it would never appeal to the mainstream (it
Re:Incentives?? (Score:2, Funny)
One more reality show like "Wife Swapping" and I'm going to kill my TV
In Soviet Russia you don't kill your TV... your TV kills you!
Re:Incentives?? (Score:2)
Lord knows you wouldn't have to worry about prior art
Re:Incentives?? (Score:2)
Re:Incentives?? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:TV outright sucks (Score:3, Insightful)
Kinda funny, iddn't it? Watching too much TV == bad, a lot of the content is pretty insulting to the intelligence. Not watching TV == bad, a few things are pretty darned good, but they're being missed.
So am I still allowed... (Score:2)
Prior art? (Score:2)
Re:Prior art? (Score:2)
Re:Prior art? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Prior art? (Score:2)
Re:Prior art? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Prior art? (Score:2)
Huh? (Score:3, Insightful)
Sedentary life is its own reward.
Re:Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
I was wondering myself: Microsoft patents IE pop-ups on TV - does this count as "progress of science" or "useful arts?" Can someone patent a pop-up blocker for TV too? Ohhh, wait a minute, I'll be back...
Come on (Score:2, Insightful)
Try this! (Score:4, Funny)
He he, it's about time they try and patent 'Dodgy Business Practices' and 'Being a Monopoly'...
At least they'll be part of the prior art on those points. Plus, If they did ever patent those, then they could sue any other company that misbehaves (almost like an immoral moral guardian).
Re:Come on (Score:2)
Re:Come on (Score:4, Insightful)
You think Microsoft has a lot of patents? Check out IBM.
Re:Come on (Score:2)
Incentives to watch TV? (Score:2, Funny)
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Average Bored Teenager
So basically... (Score:5, Funny)
Re: (Score:2)
Re:So basically... (Score:2)
And when a hostile country starts massing troops right across the border it's ok to to not make any plans until the first shot? MS isn't spending all this time and money to patent the world just for shits and giggles. Don't forget, crazy.... not stupid. They wil
The good old days (Score:5, Insightful)
I call shenanigans! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:I call shenanigans! (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:I call shenanigans! (Score:2)
It's been a long, long time since Roddenberry tweaked the public mores...
SB
Re:I call shenanigans! (Score:2)
When was TV anything else besides a barren wasteland of corporate-enforced mediocrity?
There was a show called The Prisoner a long time ago. It was British in origin but became very popular in the US. I couldn't do it justice by trying to explain it, but it was definitely different. The fact that I can still remember it raises it above mediocrity. :)
Re:I call shenanigans! (Score:2)
Re: I call shenanigans! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:I call shenanigans! (Score:2)
JELLO PUDDIN' POPS!!!
Sorry, I had to...
Older still... (Score:2)
Radio stations in the seventies (maybe earlier) in my hometown (San Diego) would do things like call numbers they picked out of the phone book at random, and if whoever answered would win something if they could name the song they just finished playing. Typically the prize was N dollars, where N was the radio station's frequency in MHz.
Secret Message: (Score:5, Informative)
B-E S-U-R-E T-O D-R-I-N-K Y-O-U-R O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E
(please tell me someone get the reference.)
Come on, this kind of encouragement has been going on for DECADES.
Re:Secret Message: (Score:4, Funny)
KFG
Re:Secret Message: (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Secret Message: (Score:2)
Re:Secret Message: (Score:5, Interesting)
RTFP. No, just skimming the Abstract isn't sufficient.
The patent describes a fairly specific method of encouraging and measuring a viewer's attention to detail. It's not nearly as insidious as the impression one might get from reading nothing but a one-sentence summary of the patent.
This happens with every story about patents on Slashdor. Half the posts are "surely product X constitutes prior art, it's different in concept and implementation but a ten-word summary of it would be mostly the same", and the other half are jokes about patenting the practice of filing junk patents. And both halves are certain they have the answer for reforming the Patent OFfice, which is obviously broken and needs to be replaced because some guy on a web message board, with no formal experience in patent law, doesn't understand it.
I give up. I'm heading over to my Preferences page to filter out whatever category patent stories end up in.
Re:Secret Message: (Score:5, Interesting)
I hope you aren't gunning for an 'insightful' mod.
It doesn't take a patent lawyer to judge the worthiness of the system. (There's a perfect example of attempting to put a fox in charge of the henhouse.) It only takes someone who can see that the patent office sees nothing wrong with the single-click patent (or any patent on a result for that matter) or with RAMBUS's submarine tactics. Both of these are obvious innovation stifling patents, yet the PTO's comment is that it's not their job to validate patents... !?!
So, because they've got some budget trouble, they issue government-mandated monopolies to people on whole areas of technology, making it the responsibility of everyone else to police the system. That's like me saying I can't afford to do my job and charging you, at random, for the results of fixing my lack of work.
But yeah, I don't have a degree in patent law so obviously I can't see how patents are getting broader and broader, until they barely mention any specific technology, and are being used to blackmail whole industries.
Re:Secret Message: (Score:2)
Re:Secret Message: (Score:2)
> people on whole areas of technology, making it the
> responsibility of everyone else to police the
> system
It's a lot worse than that.
Consider that the stupid US government is coercing other stupid governments around the world, including my own, into adopting US laws covering intellectual property. The result is that the US patent office is essentially being given powers applicable to much of Europe and elsewhere.
In fact, granting ridiculous pate
Re:Secret Message: (Score:3, Informative)
The patent describes a fairly specific method of encouraging and measuring a viewer's attention to detail. It's not nearly as insidious as the impression one might get from reading nothing but a one-sentence summary of the patent.
I suggest *you* RTFP. I was all set to fire off a "you need to read the *claims*, not the *abstract* to determine what a patent covers post, but then I read the claims. It really is a ridiculous patent.
You are correct that
Re:Secret Message: (Score:2)
Incredible. The voice of logic final finds its way on to slashdot. Best grab your umbrella's for that rain of frogs soon to follow.
Re:Secret Message: (Score:2, Informative)
Philip K DIck did it best (Score:3, Informative)
From the bedroom Iran's voice came. "I can't stand TV before breakfast."
"Dial 888," Rick said as the set warmed. "The desire to watch TV, no matter what's on it."
"I don't feel like dialing anything at all now," Iran said.
"Then dial 3," he said.
"I can't dial a setting that stimulates my cerebral cortex into wanting to dial! If I don't want to dial, I don't want to dial that most of all, because then I will want to dial, and wanting to dial is right now the most alien drive I can imagine; I just want to sit here on the bed and stare at the floor."
Her voice had become sharp with overtones of bleakness as her soul congealed and she ceased to move, as the instinctive, omnipresent film of great weight, of an almost absolute inertia, settled over her."
Philip K. Dick - Do androids dream of electric sheep ?
what will the mass media think? (Score:2)
Local News... (Score:3, Insightful)
"Just write down the the name of the visitor in today's show and send a postcard to Win a CAR P.O. blah blah..."
I seem to remember these as far back as the 80's.
That and local news pulling similar tricks to get you to watch.
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Re:Saturday Morning TV (Score:2)
Re:A big part of the problem (Score:2)
Arrrghhh IRONY! (Score:2)
Rich.
Up next... (Score:2, Funny)
Surf the internet
Go to school
Raise children
Listen to the radio
and to leave the toilet seat down when finished!
Re:Up next... (Score:2, Insightful)
You could make money off that one!
TV vs CRT (Score:2)
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Re:Positive Anger Management (Score:2)
Re:Positive Anger Management (Score:2)
Thanks for the laugh.
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Prior arts? (Score:2)
Incentive of a different sort (Score:2)
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Microsoft's future plans (Score:3, Insightful)
Between that, and their bank account, they could pretty much eliminate everything that stands in their way.
Here's why this won't happen (Score:2)
If they start enforcing software patents en masse, I bet the next day there will be five dozen Eolas-like companies who have patented something primitive and stupid. Not to mention IBM with their GIANT portfolio who may decide to give Microsoft a hard time, big time.
Patent War (Score:2)
Not just incentives... (Score:2)
eIncentives!
It's the e that makes it patentable.
Flamebait...whatever (Score:2)
The good bits aren't in the abstract (Score:2)
You have to read way down to figure out that the part they're really patenting isn't the incentive system itself but the automated response gathering systems, over the web and over email.
There are even some bits I'd I'd consider non-obvious, like localizing the prize by inserting the "there's a quiz coming up" signal further downstream.
It's all got in mind the id
How Wrong (Score:2)
The had this before WebTV. (Score:2)
Of course MS Messenger, Media Player and Hotmail makes you want to watch TV because there are fewer ads on television.
Take home defensive driving did it first (Score:2)
They have inconsistent views on patents (Score:2)
Laywers cause crime
Wow! (Score:2)
This could be the end of television. Still, I shouldn't get prematurely excited about over this.
There might be a downside.
Oh no, not again... (Score:2)
Just FYI, but the abstract means (almost) nothing. Scroll down the page and read the text of claim 1. In order to infringe on this patent, somebody would have to do everything the relevant claim says, not just some of it.
My reading says this is actually very specific, and certainly doesn't cover any generic method for "encouraging people to watch tv"
Re:Oh no, not again... (Score:2, Informative)
"While the present invention has been described in connection with specific embodiments, variations of these embodiments will be apparent. [...] Therefore, the spirit and scope of the appended claims should not be limited to the foregoing description."
Frankly, claim 1 doesn't seem particularly specific or limited to me.
Isn't RewardTV Prior Art? (Score:2)
Once you have the points, as the Microsoft Patent suggests, you can use them at special auctions, to buy gift certificates to places like Amazon, and to enter contests.
As far as I know, they aren't
Frequent-flier miles for watching TV? (Score:2)
Prior Art Found (Score:3, Informative)
On digital TV in the UK, they're always asking viwers to 'press the red button' and be up for a chance to win 'something crap'.
What's more competitions also run, like on Discovery Home & Leisure, where viewers watch the channel for an entire week and when they see a fish float across the screen then they press the red button to be up for a chance to win prizes.
If this isn't exactly what the MS patent is going on about, I don't know what is.
Re:Hasnt Radio Been doing this... (Score:2)
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Re:Public Domain?? (Score:2)
Lawyers make bogus, unsound arguments all the time. But one thing I have learned from reading all about the SCO mess on Groklaw: If you put forth bogus arguments, and your opponent has enough money to hire really good lawyers, you're going to lose every one of your bogus arguments.
I think Microsoft has enough money to hire really good lawyers. They're going to shred this argument.
Re:Two words (Score:2)
In the parent poster's signature:
You knew that's patented, too, right? Hayes got a patent for the trick of using [pause]+++[pause] of getting a modem's attention.
Schwab