Pick Up A Piece of Enron 201
shintaro points out this massive collection of "gear from Enron on auction.
Amongst the more than 3,000 in this auction (1 of 10) are state and federal law books, and numerous notebooks sans hard drives. Might be a good opportunity to pick up a Sun Enterprise Server?
Office furniture is also on offer, Herman Miller and Knolls all over, not an IKEA item in sight. Interesting what Enron employees and shareholders must feel looking at this loot."
What? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re: Accounting Optional (Score:3, Insightful)
Enron made campaign contributions totaling more than $5.7 million between 1989 and 2001. Republicans received 73% of this money. Ken Lay was an ardent supporter of George W. Bush during Bush's time as Governor of Texas. During the 2000 campaign, Lay allowed Bush to use Enron corporate jets to fly from stump speech to stump speech. So close were these men that Bush granted Lay a nickname: 'Kenny-Boy.' [truthout.org]
About this time my '.com' was watching venture capital dry up. We had a meeting with Arthur Andersen t
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Re: Accounting Optional (Score:3, Insightful)
It is funny you should say that. It seems America is moving closer and closer to being a socialist society. We just had Medicare say that obesity was a sickness so now we will have more tax dollars go to people who can't stay away from McDonald's and get some exercise. We work longer and longer every year to pay our share of the taxes. Soon those who work will get no real money and everyone will be on state aid with all our earnings goi
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Re:What? (Score:3, Funny)
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Naa, most of them had to be dumped because they were broken from overuse.
The rest might have appeared in the "Let it Snow" [advertisementave.com] Heineken advert. :-)
Re:What? (Score:5, Funny)
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Enron Equipment (Score:2)
Re:Enron Equipment (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Enron Equipment (Score:2)
eric
Re:Enron Equipment (Score:2)
OTOH, you probably need the Sun Enterprise 10000 [dovebid.com] to hook it up, so that's another $200.
Re:Enron Equipment (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Enron Equipment (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Enron Equipment (Score:2)
Not only do most people not seem to have any clue that you can get this stuff much cheaper on ebay, but they are willing to pay extra to say they got it from Enron.
Ha. (Score:4, Funny)
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3 Gmail invitations availiable [retailretreat.com]
My favorite auction item. (Score:5, Funny)
Amongst the more than 3,000 in this auction (1 of 10) are state and federal law books
...still in their shrink wrap.
Ba dump bump! Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
Re:My favorite auction item. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:My favorite auction item. (Score:5, Insightful)
Ah, but you forget that people like this live by knowing the limits of the law, and exploring their edges. You can't play the game without knowing the rules!
At least some of those law books are probably well worn. Companies like this spend lots of time exploring what has and hasn't been explicitely been ruled to be illegal, and trying variations on what has been to get around whatever was perceived to be the downfall of the now-illegal ploy.
You can get some good deals.. (Score:2, Interesting)
$200 minimum bid? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:$200 minimum bid? (Score:2, Insightful)
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While not looking too closely at this particular auction, if you choose well at an general auction, you can make money re-selling those items on ebay. I know, I have done it. It is particularly the case with auctions that occur during business hours - if you have a flexible employer (like mine), you can attend these auctions occasionally and pickup some old but still functional gear that can be resol
YRO? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:YRO? (Score:4, Funny)
how? (Score:2)
http://www.archives.gov/national_archives_exper
Ethics Handbook (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ethics Handbook - Never used! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Ethics Handbook (Score:3, Informative)
They have been on sale on eBay [ebay.com] for a while now.
Let it be known (Score:3, Funny)
Nah,
Re:Let it be known (Score:2)
Setting up a web auction without the iron to handle it should be criminal since the web viewers are going to be at such a lengthy time disadvantage.
I was looking for a decent tape system myself, but there's no way in hell I'll be able to find it before
Great Looking Sun Ultra Enterprise 6000.... (Score:5, Funny)
http://www.dovebid.com/assets/display.asp?ItemID=
Still waiting. (Score:4, Funny)
State and Federal law books (Score:2)
Yeah, they couldn't get approval to spend money on toilet rolls, so they used pages from the law books instead.
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Re:State and Federal law books (Score:2)
and several cases of white-out.
Why write half a joke?
Company Auctions (Score:5, Interesting)
There are exceptions... If you don't mind picking up a couple of hundred computers you can get a reasonable price per unit, but most on slashdot are probably not looking for that, nor could they afford it...
Just my 2 cents.
Re:Company Auctions (Score:5, Insightful)
No joke--another thing to consider is that any hardware you pick up is going to be at least three and a half years old (Enron died 12/2000.)
Something I noticed in the listings is that everything seems to have a minimum bid of $200, no matter what it is. Compaq server rack? $200. Compaq server rack with builtin 15" LCD, keyboard, trackball, and KVM? $200.
Like you noted, anyone who finds a good deal is someone willing to buy by the pallet at fifty to seventy cents on the dollar. If you're a surplus dealer who can move that kind of volume, more power to you. Else, best advice is stay away.
Re:Company Auctions (Score:2)
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Hey, I'm not decrying the practice--it seems some sucker always comes along and pays way more than something is worth. Given that the job of the auctioneer is to recoup as much as possible for the creditors, I'd say that's a good thing.
My comment was mostly directed at anyone planning to bid, not the sellers.
Re:Company Auctions (Score:2)
Some p
Re:Company Auctions (Score:5, Informative)
Local company bankrupcy auctions can be a goldmine, espically if your area has less-than-savvy companies and citizens.
A Local Machine shop went belly-up after they over expanded from the dot-bomb boom. they dies about 2 years ago and a year after they had an auction.
Things like compressors were going for nuts prices, espically the executive laptops and office pc's.
I picked up a toshiba toughbook for $10.00 and was the only bidder as nobody bidding knew what it was including the auctioner. "A briefcast test instrument object." I also picked up two SGI "fuel" CAD stations with 21 inch monitors and input tablets. They were auctioned as "special computers that dont run windows"
I got them for $100.00 each. One was still in the boxes.
if it's normal stuff, then the idiots will be bidding like crazy, if it's slightly wierd, it can be had for absolute dirt.
and yes, I love my P-III 800 toughbook.
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It's really a question of the crowd. The dot-com ones I've been to had a large number of used-computer dealers in the crowd, and so it was natural for the prices to end up at just below what you'd pay at an ordinary used shop.
Usually you could get a reasonable deal on hardware, but nothing spectacular, basically the same you would've gotten in a used shop w
Server slow as hell (Score:3, Funny)
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Skip right to page (Score:5, Informative)
13 - plasma displays (mostly with screen burn
15 - projectors, cameras, UPS
16 - huge boxes full of keyboards, modems and other cards, CAT5,
17/18 - Compaq deskotps, in groups of 20
18 - Sat. phone, '96 Chevy truck
19 - Pallets of plastic TRASH RECEPTACLES, sate and federal law books
20 - IBM and Compaq PII and PIII laptops (NO HDD!)
21 - IBM 600 and T21 laptops
>22 - couches and other boring stuff
25/27 - SUN and IBM servers
27/28 - Compaq servers
uhh sorry don't have time to go through all of this, maybe someone could continue. just one more random page: 50, Lucent digital phones, SUN servers and Cisco switches
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looking for the rolodex (Score:2)
Sick amount of storage (Score:2, Interesting)
In other news, of about 40 plasma TV's on auction, 33 of them are suffering from phosphor burn, and the rest are 'untestable.' Guess that settles my decision on whether to go w/ plasma or LCD....
$200 minimum bid for everything (Score:2)
Re:$200 minimum bid for everything (Score:5, Insightful)
For best results, do the webcast or go in person. There are massive deals to be had. At one auction I attended, a loaded Sun E450 (quad proc, 1gb ram, lots o disk) went for $900 + buyers premium of around 16%.
The downside to having many lots is the auctioneer will sometimes collapse identical lots into one to save time. If you've got the cash, it's a great way to get great deals. You can also propose lots, like "I'll take the next 10 sun boxes for $8000 total."
Auctions are a real trip, but you have to know how much stuff is worth, definitely. I've seen things go for above-retail prices, so be warned.
Re:$200 minimum bid for everything (Score:2)
Human stupidity knows no bounds...
Worse, extra fees too. (Score:2)
"DoveBid shall charge and collect from each successful bidder a 13% buyer's premium for each sale at the auction, in addition to the purchase price as bid. Purchasers who pay in the form of cash, cashier's check, company check (with a letter of guarantee) or wire transfer, shall receive a discount from the buyer's premium equal to 3% of the purchase price. In addition, Auctioneer reserves the right to charge a nonrefundable $25 registration fee for its own account to purchasers who bid over
Notebook vs lawbook (Score:2)
My Favorite (Score:4, Funny)
Just the goofyness of it. It is so dotCom. Completely unrelated to networking, but here sits this happy little duck with an Enron logo plastered across it's chest and the slogon "GetCapacity" in it's URL.
I use it to talk to when I'm in my office alone and face a moral dilema. Whatever the duck says, I do the opposite.
Re:My Favorite (Score:2)
Because it's your auction? Or you can't retract and you want someone to override yours so you're out of hot water?
Inquiring minds want to know.
In case of slashdotting... (Score:2)
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Re:In case of slashdotting... (Score:2)
My other guess is the performance of the site is very, very slow,
Where Silicon Valley goes to die (Score:2)
Ross-Dove, the auction house, seems to run high on price. I've been to one of their auctions, and everything sold above blue book.
Bargains (Score:2, Redundant)
Unopened, in original packaging?
Holy crap.... (Score:3, Funny)
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IIRC, the mark will be the right arm or the forehead.
tick...tick...tick...tick...
Sun Enterprise 6000 (Score:2)
Says here that it's a "Sun Enterprise 6000"
but the picture is of a table...awsome name for a table if ya ask me!
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buying enron's assets... (Score:5, Funny)
Sun has gone downhill with their desing (Score:2)
(They mixed item desctription for item 141, and picture of 1441)
From an employee view (Score:5, Interesting)
UK ministry of defense (Score:2)
If they go the way of Enron , I guess before long someone will be auctioning a used Carnivore or Echelon system, one careful
We got the Enron Aerons (Score:3, Interesting)
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So how does this work... (Score:2)
Whats the procedure for bidding? Is any of this stuff actually worth bidding on, and do they actually go for decent prices?
Blake
You missed it (Score:2)
I didn't buy anything though, because everything was bid up to and obscene amount.
Ridiculous (Score:2)
Eh. (Score:2)
Re:Wouldn't it be more appropriate (Score:3, Insightful)
At least some up and coming business can get some good deals on expensive equipment.
Re:Wouldn't it be more appropriate (Score:2, Insightful)
Every single thing in this country that we have is courtesy of business. Even government services are funded by corporations that pay taxes. A world without "greedy" business is a world of foraging for berries and dying of mysterious ilnesses like the flu.
Giving people with no ability money is a backwards way of doing things.
Re:Wouldn't it be more appropriate (Score:3, Insightful)
Considering Enrons dirty tricks during the California energy crisis this is arguable, to put it politely.
Even government services are funded by corporations that pay taxes.
Considering that the ilks of Microsoft don't pay taxes (with some 60 billion $ cash reserve) and the fine people of Arthur Anderson fled to Bermuda as a tax shelter in order to stiff the community you're talking out of your arse, sir.
Re:Wouldn't it be more appropriate (Score:2)
What does having $60B in cash have to do with how much taxes anyone pays? We do not, at present, have "wealth" taxes in the United States (The exception to this is property taxes, where we pay rent on what we own to the local government bodies to let us own it.). We only pay taxes on the wealth as we accumulate it.
If I pay taxes on my corporate profits, and put them into a vault, I could accumulate a lot of cash,
Re:Wouldn't it be more appropriate (Score:2)
To see how well businesses do without government look at any of a number of countries (including - to some extent - Iraq, these days) where there is not (yet or anymore) a strong system of laws with a government enforcing them. Notice how well-off the people all are? Government and rule-of-law provides the guarantees that paper (or electronic) money will be honored, contracts can be enforced, etc. Otherwise, you have nothing but armed enclaves ruled by war
Re:Wouldn't it be more appropriate (Score:2)
You may have been correct in your original post. I won't argue that point. (You're wrong, though.) However, even if businesses do provide all that, it doesn't preclude the rightness of providing assistance to those who cannot make the salaries of people who could afford to go to Harvard in the first place.
Our business-oriented system is geared to rewarding those who are alrea
Re:Wouldn't it be more appropriate (Score:2)
Re:Wouldn't it be more appropriate (Score:2, Insightful)
Companies have two obligations - to make money, and to do so LEGALLY.
You can't make money for the shareholders outside the boundries of the law (Enron) or by screwing over your customers for very long though.
Unless, you know, you buy off enough officials so that the law fits your purposes. Then, you can screw the cust..erm, consumer all you want! The RIAA, MPAA, Microsoft, Wal-Mart, and other "fine american companies" have been doing this for years.
Pull your head out of your as
Re:Wouldn't it be more appropriate (Score:2)
And before you go off in a tangent about how they can learn on the hardware, you need to master the desktop, THEN you go to the big iron. That's the natural progression, not the other way around.
Re:Wouldn't it be more appropriate (Score:2)
Now, if the penalties faced by Enron involved financial fines, and
Re:What Enron employees and shareholders must feel (Score:2)
Re:What Enron employees and shareholders must feel (Score:2)
Personally, I think the Enron people should be stripped of all everything they own. put into a min. federal prison. I think Marths Stwerts sentence is appropriete for her crimes, and Ken Ley should be put into one for 25 years.
Enron prisoners - where they are now (Score:5, Interesting)
If you haven't been following this, Glisan gave up Fastow, and Fastow gave up Skilling and Lay. We're waiting to see if Lay gives up Bush.
Name: LEA W FASTOW
Age: 42
Race: WHITE
Sex: FEMALE
Projected Release Date: 7/10/2005
Location: HOUSTON FDC
1200 TEXAS AVENUE
HOUSTON , TX 77002
Phone Number: (713)221-5400
Name : BEN F GLISAN
Age: 38
Race: WHITE
Sex: MALE
Projected Release Date: 1/17/2008
Location: BASTROP FCI
1341 HIGHWAY 95 NORTH
BASTROP , TX 78602
Phone Number: (512)321-3903
Bastrop is a low-security prison, with a plant making bulletproof vests. Houston FDC is an "administrative" facility, for short term prisoners, those in transit, and those with court proceedings nearby.
Re:Enron prisoners - where they are now (Score:2, Insightful)
Must be nice. If a husband and wife team had, say, broken into the Fastow's house and stolen 1/10000 of the dollar value that the Enron flacks DESTROYED (not stole), that couple would be thrown in the darkest hole the court could find them, and their kids would be lucky if they got into foster care.
Re:Enron prisoners - where they are now (Score:2)
No, that deal fell through. Both of them will be in jail for part of this year.
Re:"server dovebid.com is currently unavailable" (Score:2)
Pressing next or using direct links from the discussion never ever loaded (I was suck looking at a few racks and a bunch of filing cabinets)
But then I read this and searched for "aeron" (its what I wanted to see if they had anyways...) and POOF instant 17 results.
Re:"server dovebid.com is currently unavailable" (Score:2)
I'll try again and see what happens.