Seth Schoen Reveals Himself Author of DeCSS Haiku 155
TrinSF writes "The anonymous author of the DeCSS Haiku
has written an article revealing his identity and explaining some of the background. The haiku has been featured in the Gallery of CSS Descramblers and attained some notoriety when it was published in 2001. I'm glad to have played a small role in the article; my comment on /. is included in the text." Apologies to Seth for dropping a "c" from his surname.
Another Haiku (Score:5, Funny)
The lameness filter killed it
it was so painful
reply (Score:1)
haiku must refer to some
season, or else fail
Went to high school with Seth Shoen (Score:2, Funny)
Since When (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Since When (Score:2)
Re:Since When (Score:1)
KFG
Re:Went to high school with Seth Shoen (Score:1)
Oh yes, definitely, that's all he ever talked about!
Re:Went to high school with Seth Schoen (Score:1)
who cares... (Score:5, Funny)
Thanks! (Score:1)
Re:who cares... (Score:1, Offtopic)
heh... (Score:1)
Hmm...
Re: (Score:2)
nope, (Score:1)
But if you think so... then thank you, you're too kind!
haha... (Score:1, Offtopic)
If I still had mod points, and I hadn't already posted, I'd mod you up, man. Not that it really matters, as you likely know.
Re:who cares... (Score:1, Offtopic)
Hey I started the most controversial thread on /. ever, and all I got was an IP ban.
Do they have that T-shirt at ThinkGeek yet? :)
Can't moderate? Try this (Score:1)
How to actually be insightful, etc. is an entirely different question.
Re:who cares... (Score:1)
Since I would have been logged on through the same IP address (corporate gateway), perhaps this is why I have permanently lost my moderating ability.
As an ironic aside, the last message that I posted was the ve
You seem to have slashdotted yourself (Score:3, Funny)
heh... (Score:1)
I Can't (Score:5, Funny)
Attention economy (Score:4, Insightful)
And for your next comment: Jorgason just went free out of court because he could prove that he didn't write deCSS. Unlike this guy now.
Re:Attention economy (Score:2)
There IS evidence that someone did not RTFH.
MM
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Re:Attention economy (Score:2)
MM
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Re:Attention economy (Score:2, Informative)
Secondly, the DVD CCA sought dismissal in their trade secret case ag
Hmm. (Score:5, Funny)
just how many syllables
seth shoen should take up
Re:Hmm. (Score:2)
three syllables long, in fact,
like a warm spring breeze.
Re:Hmm. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hmm. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hmm. (Score:1)
Re:Hmm. (Score:4, Funny)
a haiku that is about
another haiku?
Probably a 'meta-haiku' (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hmm. (Score:3, Funny)
So, haikus have a
fixed subject -- not nature? Then
it's a senryu.
In your defense, though,
the five-seven-five rule does
seem to be bogus [haikuhut.com].
Therefore, much extra
effort spent here to make me
look smart was wasted.
Damn.
Re:Hmm. (Score:1)
fixed subject -- not nature? Then
it's a senryu.
To be hyper-pedantic, in Japanese "haiku" takes three beats, and "senryuu" takes four. So that's not even a senryuu.
You need a season there (Score:2)
Re:Hmm. (Score:2)
Syllabas tres est. "Schoen", etiam, scribitur (ut in nomine in vinculo). Verbum, tamen, dicitur quod exspectes "Shoen" dici.
Now that we know who he is... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Now that we know who he is... (Score:1)
Waiiiiiit a minute.....
I thought that was the RIAA's job.
good for you! (Score:5, Funny)
Well that's great! You really are someone after all. I wouldn't want you going through life never having had your pathetic existence validated by anyone.
Haiku (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Haiku (Score:2)
Re:Haiku (Score:2)
Getting kinda slow.. (Score:5, Informative)
The History of the DeCSS Haiku
by Seth Schoen
Works like Hesiod's Theogony are not just spoken poetic entertainment; they delineate the world view of their culture. In the same way, the DeCSS epic instructs the "listener" in the world view and cultural values of those opposing [censorship of] DeCSS.
Leigh Ann Hildebrand, slashdot comment, February 25, 2001
we have only words against
John Dos Passos, "The Camera Eye (51)", in The Big Money
I wrote the poem known as the "DeCSS Haiku" three years ago, in 2001. (The poem's full title is "How to decrypt a / DVD, in haiku form / Thanks, Prof. D. S. T.") The 456-stanza work, sometimes described as an "epic", was an anonymous contribution to Prof. David S. Touretzky's "Gallery of CSS Descramblers", which collects a variety of ways of expressing technical information about the decryption of DVDs. My poem has now become a part of the folklore of the Internet.
The poem includes a traditional opening invocation to the Muse:
Now help me, Muse, for
I wish to tell a piece of
controversial math.
It proceeds to describe, using only haiku-like verses with lines of five, seven, and five syllables, all the mathematical steps required to convert an encrypted DVD into a usable form.
Prof. Touretzky created his Gallery shortly after U.S. movie studios began their quest to suppress the publication of such information. The studios had filed a lawsuit captioned Universal v. Reimerdes (later known as Universal v. Corley). Touretzky was concerned about the free speech implications of the case, and the purported distinction between computer software and other forms of expression. As Touretzky explains:
If code that can be directly compiled and executed may be suppressed under the DMCA, as Judge Kaplan asserts in his preliminary ruling, but a textual description of the same algorithm may not be suppressed, then where exactly should the line be drawn? [The Gallery of CSS Descramblers] was created to explore this issue, and point out the absurdity of Judge Kaplan's position that source code can be legally differentiated from other forms of written expression.
Touretzky set about collecting a remarkably wide variety of descriptions of the DVD decryption process, with the aim of promoting critical thought about what expression people are prepared to censor, and why. This process resulted in an outpouring of creativity from the Internet community, with the DVD CSS algorithm described and redescribed from an assortment of scientific and artistic angles. Most contributors seemed to view the creation of each new adaptation of DeCSS as a form of political protest. As Touretzky's correspondence with the Motion Picture Association of America made clear, each adaptation was also a thorny new legal question: could this version be called a "circumvention device"? Could the courts suppress its publication? Nobody seemed able to offer a clear answer; a studio lawyer was later willing to opine to the Wall Street Journal only that there were practical limits to the industry's willingness to spend money fighting these works. So when the studios asked Touretzky to take his Gallery off the Internet, he put the question to them directly: which versions did they object to? They told him that they would consider the question "and respond appropriately at the proper time". Professor Touretzky is still waiting.
Impressed by other people's contributions to the rapidly-growing gallery, I decided I had to make some kind of effort of my own. I had particularly admired Joe Wecker's song "Descramble (This Function Is Void)", and I imagined that my contribution would have to be in the realm of literature rather than of visual art. I toyed with translating a description of the algorithm into Latin (on the theory that this might appeal to lawyers, who readily recognize that Latin is expressive and meaningful
Re:Getting kinda slow.. (Score:2)
It deserves recognition (Score:5, Insightful)
Simon
Mirror available (Score:5, Informative)
http://myweb.jhu.edu/bananas/haiku.html [jhu.edu]
WARNING, DO NOT USE THIS HAIKU ! (Score:1, Funny)
Like the Swedish Chef? (Score:1)
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!
I admit it. (Score:4, Funny)
I did it. Happy now?
Follow-up on recent events in Seth's life since (Score:3, Funny)
Clicky-clicky [loyalty.org]
(Also, my advice to him, now that he's publicly admitted to be an 3v1l hax0r, is to shave his beard [dhs.gov] as soon as possible. Unfortunate mistakes can happen so quickly these days
What happened to the other DeCSS? (Score:5, Interesting)
Anyone know what happened to that guy?
Re:What happened to the other DeCSS? (Score:2)
Re:What happened to the other DeCSS? (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.pigdog.org/decss/
Seth Shoen? (Score:2, Informative)
I'm Spartacus (Score:2)
Re:I'm Spartacus (Score:5, Informative)
So on what basis would they go after him?
MM
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Re:I'm Spartacus (Score:1, Funny)
Until somebody writes an compiler for haiki (heikii= heikus? heikixen? haikititi? argl).
I might even throw a Perl script together that does just this...
Cheers,
Tels
Re:I'm Spartacus (Score:2, Funny)
Gesundheit.
Re:I'm Spartacus (Score:3, Funny)
The poem isn't a circumvention device since it is not executable or compileable.
As opposed to t-shirts?
Re:I'm Spartacus (Score:1)
The haiku is not compileable, even in an electronic form. Did you read it? I didn't read the whole thing, but it is not even remotely code-like.
MM
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Re:I'm Spartacus (Score:2, Informative)
Epic (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Epic (Score:1)
na in geardagum Unixfynncyninga...
Listen!
We have heard of the might of the Unix-Finns' kings in the old days...
My vote - set Grendel on Darl.
Final quote (Score:4, Insightful)
pandere res alta terra et caligine mersas.
Allow me to retell what I was told; allow me by your power to disclose things buried in the dark and deep of the earth!
-The Aeneid of Virgil, Book Six
from the Pretty-Clever-Department dept. (Score:1)
Epic haiku? (Score:3, Interesting)
WTF (Score:1, Flamebait)
Know what I'd love to see? (Score:2)
five-seven-six? (Score:1)
Now help me, Muse, for
I wish to tell a piece of
controversial math.
The last line has six syllables. For shame.
Re:five-seven-six? (Score:2)
Re:five-seven-six? (Score:2, Interesting)
A part time haiku
depending like "coyote" on
how you pronounce it
!RTFA (Score:1)
Re:!RTFA (Score:2, Funny)
The preview button before
posting a poem.
Haiku that compiles (Score:1)
If he would have written an haiku in ASNI compliant C that compiled, then I would be impressed.
Ask Slashdot: Haikus!?!? (Score:1)
My first encounter of a haiku was in a Simpsons episode, when The Simpsons went to Japan. Lisa recited it in her what-im-saying-now-is-very-noble voice. I can't remember what it actually was, but I didn't quite see the point of it. After googling haikus, I found out that Haiku's have three lines, the first and last consisting of 5 syllables and the second of 7 syllables and are usually designed in a cryptic way.
But I still fail to see why this makes them so great. It seems to me a haiku is just 3 almo
Re:Ask Slashdot: Haikus!?!? (Score:2)
Since you asked...
Other forms... (Score:2)
So why not post it as a .GIF file? Then only porn sites [slashdot.org] could decode it.
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My sig line -- enjoy
Static now for all to see
Maybe changed soon.
Name spelling (Score:1)
Best quote of the article (Score:2)
Haikus (Score:1)
Re:Haikus (Score:1)
Cholera or Botulism? (Score:2)
From the article:
Diseases? Nah. I prefer my analogy:
The software that I have written makes decisions and performs actions using my thought-processes, like some ghostly echo of my own mind, now embedded in a machine.
Except when is acts up - then I call it a "poltergeist" instead of "ghost".
Re:Hey! This Seth guy's taking credit for my work! (Score:1)
Re:Hey! This Seth guy's taking credit for my work! (Score:2)
Re:Hey! This Seth guy's taking credit for my work! (Score:2)