Guthrie Cards - Australia's DNA Database 22
bobo12345 writes "There was an interesting show (transcript here) on ABC TV's (Australia) Catalyst on Guthrie Cards - paper filter cards containing blood spots from almost every Australian born since 1970. These samples are routinely taken and stored in hospitals to screen for diseases like Cystic Fibrosis. Australian police have accessed the DNA database without consent in the past, successfully prosecuting an unpleasant incest case. This led to the destroying of all Guthrie Cards by the hospital whose original cards were obtained under a search warrant. Makes you wonder where your genetic material is stored, and which authorities have access. No alien DNA has been discovered on the Guthrie Cards (yet)."
Alright I'll bite. (Score:2, Insightful)
I still don't understand why some people think that a crime committed by one individual against another is the worst thing that can happen. When the government abuses the people it is supposed to protect the results can literally be a million times worse. Think about how much worse things would have been if Hitler had access to this kind of information.
You don't own your DNA, you are just borrowing
Re:Alright I'll bite. (Score:2, Insightful)
Yes, but neither is as bad as the authorities keeping a partial set of fingerprints or DNA from past investigations.
The real issue is that of false positive matches without true positive matches. This is low if the authorities do not keep information over time - since they will only test a small number of suspects each time. It is also relatively l
Brr... (Score:2)
Re:Brr... (Score:1)
hence the line: "No alien DNA has been discovered on the Guthrie Cards (yet)."
Curious... (Score:4, Interesting)
Unpleasant...incest case...? (Score:3, Funny)
> without consent in the past, successfully prosecuting an
> unpleasant incest case.
Oh! Well then. As long as they're not prosecuting PLEASANT INCEST CASES.
C'mon, 'unpleasant incest case' is like 'disposable condom' -- it's redundant, and it makes you shudder thinking about the alternatives.
Re:Unpleasant...incest case...? (Score:2)
On Jerry Springer the other day (Memorial Day) there were two sisters who came out to their mother that they were sleeping together. That sort of thing isn't my cup of tea, and from the sight of them just imagining the act was very unpleasant, but they seemed pretty happy with themselves.
Some twins are freaks (Score:1)
A father raping daughters is tragic; lesbian sisters snugglin' on the couch is just plain hot. Stop watching springer and do some steppin' out.
Re:Some twins are freaks (Score:2)
Caveat: hot lesbian sisters snugglin' on the couch is just plain hot. Like those freakin' chicks in the beer commercials. grrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Re:Unpleasant...incest case...? (Score:1)
You mean I have to buy a new one every time?!
Re:Unpleasant...incest case...? (Score:2, Informative)
It probably has something to do with this:
Which kind of elevates it from "eh, freaks" status to "CASTRATE THE BASTARD" (and that's just the Detective's use of "Double Plus Ungood" grammar,
Re:Unpleasant...incest case...? (Score:2)
No, rubber condoms are fairly "high tech". They used to be made out of animal intestines. Actually you can still get that kind if you look for them. They work for preventing pregnancy, but they are are not fully effective against disease. They are especially poor against viruses.
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Re:Unpleasant...incest case...? (Score:2)
C'mon, 'unpleasant incest case' is like 'disposable condom' -- it's redundant, and it makes you shudder thinking about the alternatives.
Bad example - the original condoms were washable and reusable. [about.com]
Who was Guthrie? (Score:2)
Re:Who was Guthrie? (Score:2)
Actually, I think it was Arlo [arlo.net]. After he changed his name to Chrysler [arlo.net], they needed a way to keep track of him. They've been doing the same for everyone else since.
Re:Who was Guthrie? (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Who was Guthrie? (Score:4, Funny)
Well, we got there and we had a warrant, and we figured one big pile of DNA samples on Guthrie cards was better than 5000 little piles of DNA samples at each hospital, so rather than send ours down, we decided we'd bring everybode else's up. That's what we did.
Drove back to the police station, had a Thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat, went to sleep and didn't get up until the next morning, when we got a phone call from ABC's Catalyst show. He said "Officer, we found your name on a box containing half a ton of Guthrie cards and we just wanted to know if you had any information about it!"
You can get anything you want from the hospital's DNA.
You can get anything you want from the hospital's DNA.
Walk right in, they're around the back,
Underneath the floor by the server rack,
You can get anything you want from the hospital's DNA...
Dubious motives (Score:2)