Jon Johansen Trial Continues 164
An anonymous reader writes "The Norwegian prosecution has been allowed to change the indictment in their case against "DVD-Jon" Johansen. There is an English language article on Friday's trial proceedings now available." VG.nett is also covering the trial.
DVD Ripping Guides in Linux (Score:5, Informative)
Why isn't Bill Gates being tried? (Score:1, Informative)
http://www.usdoj.gov/atr/foia/divisionmanual/ch2.
This looks like a crime to me.
Bill Gates didn't reverse engineer anything (Score:1, Interesting)
Except DOS 4.0 and a few other misc. things.
Re:Why isn't Bill Gates being tried? (Score:1, Interesting)
Otherwise, I can't see why he wasn't sued for fraud, legal misrepresntation, restraint of trade, and a lot of other things that his company got away with while he was in charge.
He's rich. As a result, he won't be personally sued.
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AC
Hang him. (Score:5, Funny)
Jon Johansen is an evil h4x0r that in one fell swoop allowed socialist Linux and *BSD hippies to watch DVDs on their computers.
If there is any justice, he will be hung from a tall tree in the morning.
Yours truly,
Jack Valenti
Re:Hang him. (Score:4, Funny)
Thanks to the new 802.11b wireless tree networks, we'll all have ample notice to resue him...
Mod parent up! (Score:2)
Re:Hang him. (Score:1)
Yeah, we could send in a strike team of those robot butterfly assassins built in Soviet Russia.
...ample notice to resue him... (Score:2)
Freudian slip or spelling error?
Do you want to SUE him again, or do you want to RESCUE him?
Re:Hang him. (Score:5, Funny)
Didn't you mean spanning tree? *rimshot*
Thanks! I'll be here all day! Try the fish. Tip your waitress!
Re:Hang him. (Score:5, Funny)
Sincerely,
Grizzly Adams
Re:Hang him. (Score:2)
You mean "hanged", Valenti, you illiterate poltroon! A picture can be hung; a man is only ever hanged. (Unless you mean he is "well hung"...).
Re:Hang him. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hang him. (Score:1)
So did I - but we aren't using licensed players, are we?
Next step: Since the Microsoft Office file format is secret[1], according to the EUCD and the DMCA it is a crime to try to read MS Office documents in non-Microsoft programs.
[1] AFAIK. There was a specification of a Word format available somewehere, what is now known seems to be a result of soon-to-be-illegal reverse engineering.
Wait til Ashcroft get his hands on this! (Score:5, Insightful)
I sure feel safer with the deck stacked.
Yes. I realize this is off-topic. Soon it won't be.
Re:Wait til Ashcroft get his hands on this! (Score:5, Funny)
Jon: Murder? With my computer?
Prosecution: Uh, did we say murder? We meant assault.
Jon: All I did was write a program!
Prosecution: Internet Fraud! Exactly what we meant to say.
Jon: How is viewing a DVD on linux fraud?
Prosecution: What's linux?
Jon: A free operating system.
Prosecution: No such thing! We're charging you with Theft and "Intent to View DVDs on Stolen System"!
Re:Wait til Ashcroft get his hands on this! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wait til Ashcroft get his hands on this! (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Wait til Ashcroft get his hands on this! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wait til Ashcroft get his hands on this! (Score:2)
Re:Wait til Ashcroft get his hands on this! (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Wait til Ashcroft get his hands on this! (Score:2)
I still thnk you're right about Ascrofts intentions but this wont strengthen his positions at all.
Re:Wait til Ashcroft get his hands on this! (Score:3, Informative)
This is pretty standard courtroom stuff in the U.S., though - the prosecution can pretty much bring new charges, and ask to dismiss existing ones, any time they can talk a grand jury into making the new indictment. The only difference is that you'd essentially have to start a new trial, but all of the evidence from the old one would still be a matter of record. There is nothing unfair about this.
For those who are saying that they got the testimony, and then changed the charges: it's not like you get immunity for anything you say on the stand, right? If I am on trial for theft, and I happen to own up to a murder, you can bet that I'll be on trial for murder pretty soon too. If you broke the law in more ways than one (not that I can tell whether he did or not), don't admit it in court if you can avoid it. In the U.S., invoke the 5th Amendment.
The only issue would be if the law itself was changed following testimony; there would then be an ex post facto issue (although who knows how that works in Norway) that would seem to make the trial unfair. But just adding new charges because the defendent admitted to supposedly illegal behavior in open court is not unethical; the defendant and his counsel should know what the law is and have some idea of how to steer clear of other potential dangerous admissions during their defense on the first charge.
I wish Jon all the best - I think he should be considered innocent. But it doesn't help to make it seem like there's some vast legal conspiracy against him; the events so far have been accepted elements of justice systems worldwide for centuries.
Re:In Soviet Russia (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:In Soviet Russia (Score:2)
Your sig: Enter the monitor (Score:1)
ROR
LDA #$40
STA $66C0
aaah. For the good old days when Assembly language was Assembly language, men were men, and us computer geeks were unknown.
Actually, I didn't know the CALL for the miniassembler, so I memorized opcodes.
Re:In Soviet Russia (Score:1)
Re:In Soviet Russia (Score:1)
I'm sick of this story. (Score:3, Insightful)
Give it a rest, and mention it at least every other 2 weeks. There isn't any room for discussion left. Everything has been said 300 times before.
Mod away!
Re:I'm sick of this story. (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:I'm sick of this story. (Score:4, Funny)
Mmm... Calvin Ball :-) (Score:3, Informative)
For those who are a bit confused about the rules [geocities.com] of Calvin Ball...
Its only absolute rule is you can't play it the same way twice.
Re:I'm sick of this story. (Score:2)
Could he get off by singing the "I'm very sorry" song? [geocities.com]. Join in with the counterpoint, everyone!
Ack! No, I forgot, the one rule about Calvinball is that you can't play it the same way twice. Damn those cunning Norwegian prosecutors, they think of everything.
Re:I'm sick of this story. (Score:1)
So anytime now we might read that the Prosecutor "lept suddenly onto a table, donned a mask, and screamed something about a 'bonus wicket' before proceding to race around the courtroom"?
-CAH
I wonder what would happen if an impromptu game of Calvinball broke out here on
text of the article... (Score:4, Informative)
Prosecution changes charges against "DVD-Jon"
The prosecution in the trial of Jon Lech Johansen, known as "DVD-Jon" due to his connection with a computer program to decrypt DVD copy protection codes, presented amended charges in court on Friday.
The changes largely reflect Økokrim - Norway's special force for economic crime - wanting to include charges that Johansen also cracked code that revealed a repository of protection keys. According to the prosecution, this made it possible for the decryption program DeCSS to work on a wide range of films.
Johansen's defense counsel, Halvor Manshaus, opposed this new development, saying he felt it changed the very nature of the indictment, which the prosecution is not allowed to do while the trial is in progress.
Prosecutor Inger Marie Sunde argues that the changes only make the original indictment more precise, and so do not represent new charges.
After consideration Manshaus withdrew his objection to the changes, not waiting for a ruling from the judge.
"I have objections to how this is done - that changes come now, so late in the trial. I have now formal objections against the changes themselves, rather that we now, after the presentation of evidence is over, get this change - which in my opinion comes without sufficient supporting evidence," Manshaus said.
"Such a formal objection would mean that we would have to present new evidence and this would in practice lead to a deferment of the trial and we have no interest in that," Manshaus said.
Throughout the proceeding Manshaus has been extremely brief, trying to get the prosecution to concentrate on what he feels are the actual charges and presenting his counter-arguments far more quickly.
The trial was originally scheduled to conclude with closing arguments on Friday. This will now take place on Monday, primarily to allow the defense to adjust arguments to reflect the newly worded indictment. Judgment will not fall until after New Year.
This was the third time the charges against Johansen change. This spring Økokrim amended the indictment to complicity with cracking DVD codes, which means that they do not have to prove that Johansen acted alone. Just before the start of the trial Johansen's defense counsel had the wording of the charges slightly adjusted.
The trial this week has been dominated by the prosecution's painstaking attempts to argue that Johansen deliberately contributed to the removal of copy protection of DVD films leading to their free distribution on the Internet.
DVDs have a reserve of 408 encrypted keys, where at least one must correspond to a key in the DVD-player in order to access the data. According to Johansen himself, the original DeCSS contained only one key, but this was later expanded thanks to the efforts of friends on the Internet.
Johansen's defense argues that he and his friends only cracked the code in order to play films legally purchased on a computer using the Linux operating system.
Much of Friday morning's trial time was spent documenting online conversations between Johansen and his friends.
DeCSS, was published in 1999 and widely associated with Johansen via reports in the media. Specialist circles have debated Johansen's level of involvement with the actual codebreaking. Johansen also made the program freely available for download via the Internet.
Slashdotted? (Score:1)
Re:Slashdotted? (Score:1)
Re:Slashdotted? (Score:2)
However, I agree, the Aftenpoften server can take this hit easily, this post should be modded "Redundant" now that that fact is evident.
Re:Slashdotted? (Score:3, Funny)
Jeg les Dagbladet hver dag og jeg er ikke fra Norge og jeg er ikke Norsk.
--Joey
Re:Slashdotted? (Score:1)
(By the way, we don't use caps in words describing nationality, like "English", "French" etc. Instead, we spell it with small caps, ie. "engelsk", "fransk" and "norsk".)
Re:Slashdotted? (Score:2)
I am "bothering" to learn Norwegian because of three things:
1. The language itself is cool
2. Norwegian Girls
3. Norwegian Scenery
I visited Norway about three years ago and was very impressed. Since then, I have been learning Norwegian because I would like to spend a semester studying there.
I know that you all speak English (very well, I might add) but if you visit for any length of time, it is only polite to make an attempt to snakke litt norsk.
I have also heard there is no greater compliment to a person of another country than a foreigner attempting to speak their language
--Joey
Re:Slashdotted? (Score:1)
True, and we're all enormously flattered when someone takes the trouble to learn a relatively useless and obscure language like ours
Re:Slashdotted? (Score:2)
--Joey
Subtle Sounds of Desperation (Score:5, Insightful)
I mean, if the prosecution has been fiddling and adjusting the charges this much it pretty much says either that
I hope the jury gets the same sense of shoddiness in the prosecutions case that I'm getting.
They are extending the charges (Score:1)
So, they are extending the charges, not just changing them. Probably because something surfaced during the trial.
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Do you know where you're drumming from?
Re:Subtle Sounds of Desperation (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Subtle Sounds of Desperation (Score:1)
How do I know? I have served as a lay judge at this level three times.
DeCSS and Apple's DVD player (Score:2, Interesting)
How is that done without DeCSS or some equivalent. It worked with 3 DVDs chosen at random from my collection.
There are any number of apps that will convert that disk image to a quicktime or MPEG4 file. Why are they picking on Jon?
Re:DeCSS and Apple's DVD player (Score:2)
Uhh...Umm...Ano... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Uhh...Umm...Ano... (Score:5, Interesting)
Um, maybe because the trial isn't held in the U.S.? Just because something can't be done in the U.S. legal system doesn't mean it can't be done in another country.
While I find the idea of being able to change charges in mid-stream a little. .
Re:Uhh...Umm...Ano... (Score:5, Informative)
Anyway, you can change details in the indictment, but only details to make it more precise. The defence can protest, in case you would have to start the whole trial all over. First, the defence objected strongly, but then, they probably just went "WTF, whatever, either the judges have allready got the clue, that the prosecutor is a dirty, rotten corrumpted maniac, which she has made abundantly clear during this trial, in which case it doesn't matter, or they haven't grasped it yet, and then there's the appeal, so lets just get it over with."
Re:Uhh...Umm...Ano... (Score:3, Informative)
charges in mid-stream a little. .
What I do find chilling is that it seems the burden of proving that the change shouldn't be done is on the defense, rather than having the prosecution provide
the burden of proof that the change should be done. Any
No, the burden of proof is indeed on the procecution's side. However, the proof may scrutinized by the defense. If the defense objects, the court will rule on the issue.
In this case, the defense must have felt that the court would rule in favor of the prosecution, and/or that it wasn't worth fighting over.
Note that the Norwegian legal system is not like the anglo-saxon tradition, where a defense and prosecution fight eachother over two different versions of events,
it's more like the german tradition where the defense and prosecution work from two different viewpoints towards finding a single truth.
Re:Uhh...Umm...Ano... (Score:2)
I think the prosecution lawyer is just chicken!
But let's wait and see how well Jon ducks these new charges.
Re:Uhh...Umm...Ano... (Score:1)
I'm not being picky about your choice of words, it's just the picture this conjured up.
A large mess of unprocessed poultry. Now that's foul fowl!
What's up with the defense? (Score:3, Insightful)
Throughout the proceeding [defense counsel] Manshaus has been extremely brief, trying to get the prosecution to concentrate on what he feels are the actual charges and presenting his counter-arguments far more quickly.
What, has he got a hot date? What's the rush here? I hope in his haste he's not missing anything that could exonerate his client.
I guess lawyers in Norway aren't paid by the hour.
Re:What's up with the defense? (Score:5, Insightful)
Manshaus was short and to the point, trying to convey that the court is about one simple thing: Is descrambling your DVD a computer break-in or not? All the hacker-hype from the prosecutor is only there to confuse the judges, by his reasoning.
Re:What's up with the defense? (Score:3, Interesting)
Yes, of course all the hacker-hype is there to confuse the judges. If the persecutor manages to convince the judge(s) that, if they let Jon go, they'll be all over the newspapers as soft on hackers and terrorists, they're not going to let Jon go even if they think he's innocent. It worked with Kaplan and 2600. Hopefully, judges in Norway will be a bit smarter.
Re:What's up with the defense? (Score:1)
Ehh.. The Norwegian newspapers have shown more sympathy for Jon than they have for the prosecution. Besides, "terrorist" doesn't produce quite the same knee-jerk reaction in Norway.
Re:What's up with the defense? (Score:1)
I don't know if that was intentional - but that is in fact the way she's coming across in the courtroom. The facts of the case are indisputed, she's been trying to show that what Jon did is illegal. So far it has been shown to be largely irrelevant - nomad gave the reverse-engineered CSS source to dod, too. I suppose that in the final argument on Monday the persecutor will try to show that whoever buys a CD agrees to play it only on licensed players. Unfortunately, no such agreement has been found anywhere except in the collective mind of Økokrim.
I think Trond Øgrim is on to something when he writes that the DVDCCA lied to the MPAA about what CSS could do, and are trying to cover up by making Jon the fall guy.
Rather than admitting that the crypto locking was about as secure as two pieces of cellophane stuck together with chewing gum, they blame the fiendishly clever hackers
Re:What's up with the defense? (Score:1)
Please just wait until something new is written (Score:2, Funny)
http://www.vg.no/spesial/bakgrunn/?id=698
Friday December 13, @08:53AM
http://www.vg.no/spesial/bakgrunn/?id=698
So yeah, written up differently, but I think still a repeat if you use the same links for different slashdot stories, that both made the front page!
Thank goodness I give my money to the local zoo instead of a slashdot subscription, cuz the zoo monkeys do a better job with my money.
How it happened .. (almost) (Score:5, Informative)
Here [harvard.edu] is a short event log of how things happened.
What the Norvegian prosecutor is doing is claiming that Jon broke the protection on the DVD keyblock. He didn't.
In fact it was a real professional cryptographer Frank Stevenson [cmu.edu] that demonstrated how to (a) defeat CSS without a key and (b) how to recover all the keys from the keyblock.
And yet the brave Norvegian prosecutor is going after a kid ... His ancestors must be turning wildly in their graves ..
Re:How it happened .. (almost) (Score:3, Informative)
Re:How it happened .. (almost) (Score:3, Informative)
What the Norvegian prosecutor is doing is claiming that Jon broke the protection on the DVD keyblock. He didn't.
No it's not (I've attended all of the trial, I should know.) The prosecutor is trying to claim that Jon distributed the source and the binary code the for the program that enabled him and others to unritghtfully gain access to the _disc_keys_ and the movie data. Frank Stevenson demonstrated how to find the disc keys without a player key.
Re:How it happened .. (almost) [Addendum] (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:How it happened .. (almost) [Addendum] (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:How it happened .. (almost) [Addendum] (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:How it happened .. (almost) [Addendum] (Score:3, Interesting)
I was on the livid list immediately after the Declan article came out. It was obvious to everyone at the time that the article was horribly wrong. And yet that is the version that most people heard... BTW. If you haven't read the article then you are too ignorant on the topic to even be talking about decss.
>>So, DeCSS was a clear break of GPL!
Jon said pretty clearly that he got the code from MoRE. As for breaking the GPL, give me a break. A lot of adults don't understand the GPL so I can't fault a 15 year old kid for being confused about it.
People were asking him to release the code and he referred them to an adult because he was afraid of getting arrested. I can't fault a kid for doing that either.
Basically everyone is blaming Jon as a result of that stupid article. He got arrested because of the article. He gets cut down on slashdot for not writing the code that the article said he wrote. I say blame Declan don't blame Jon.
Re:How it happened .. (almost) [Addendum] (Score:2, Insightful)
Oh come on! He is 15 years old! I bet there isn't a single
One of the nice things about a lack of maturity is that it is often outgrown. We should keep this in mind before branding this fellow a "liar".
Re:How it happened .. (almost) (Score:2)
Almost. He is charged as an accessory to this, not as the main offender. That Frank Stevenson guy must have cojones the size of grapegruits. He met in court as a witness this Thursday.
What did he do again? (Score:5, Funny)
The way I remember it, Jon was arrested in Norway because the MPAA told the Norwegians he was being a bad boy. Was that a DMCA thing or before that? If it's a DMCA thing, why the fuck is he being tried in Norway, with Norwegian attornies and Judge, for breaking a US law outside the borders of the US?
Jon didn't even give anyone the finger by showing up in the US to deliver a talk about DeCSS, unlike Skylarov and his piece of code.
If the Norwegians caved in because the MPAA threatened them, here's how the conversation should have gone:
MPAA: we want you to prosecute Jon for breaking CSS.
Norway: Fuck off!
MPAA: we'll embargo DVD shipments to Norway!
Norway: Fuck off! We've got diplomats and tourist all over the world that can ship us DVDs.
MPAA:But they won't work in your region coded players!
Norway: Fuck off! We've got Jon-boy and DeCSS...
Re:What did he do again? (Score:2)
Re:What did he do again? (Score:2)
Re:What did he do again? (Score:2)
But the non-circumvention parts of the DMCA came from the 1996 WIPO Copyright Treaty.
Re:What did he do again? (Score:1)
- Breach of protection by getting authentication codes out of Xing DVD player
- Breach of protection by distributing an unauthorized program that breaches the DVD protection codes
My personal opinion:
- He might very well be found guilty.
- This makes Økokrim look stupid. I have little respect for them. They should use their resources on real computer crimes.
Re:What did he do again? (Score:2)
Jon is being tried for breaking Norwegian law, not US ones. It'll be a shame if he is convicted, but it isn't a shame because he is just a kid, and it will not be the fault of the DMCA, or other silly US laws, or the MPAA, or whatever. It will be Norwegian law at fault here.
Re:What did he do again? (Score:2)
So, next question - didn't Jon also download the original CSS code-breaking program? Couple of guys in Belgium or Germany or somewhere wrote it, if I recall. Maybe they could get him on illegal munitions trafficking too. Oh wait, that's the USA's crazy law, classifying encryption products as munitions. Nevermind... :)
I don't imagine anyone's caught those dudes yet? No, of course not - they're hackers that go by pseudonyms so nobody can find them and they're probably waaay more dangerous than a teenage boy...
The *real* reason why CSS broke! (Score:5, Insightful)
From:
http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/DeCSS/FrankStevenson
CSS was designed with a 40 bit keylength to comply with US government export regulation, and as such it easily compromised through brute force attacks ( such are the intentions of export control ).
Moreover the 40 bits have not been put to good use, as the ciphers succumb to attacks with much lower computational work than which is permitted in the export control rules.
Whether CSS is a serious cryptographic cipher is debatable. It has been clearly been demonstrated that its strength does not match the keylength. If the cipher was intended to get security by remaining secret, this is yet another testament to the fact that security through obscurity is an unworkable principle.
Re:The *real* reason why CSS broke! (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:The *real* reason why CSS broke! (Score:2)
With DVDs, the disc master key is encrypted with itself and stored on the disc, which makes the guess and check step in key recovery much easier. Once you have the disc master key, you can start cracking the 400-some player keys, with some of the computation parallelizable across all of the player keys you're trying to crack.
Re: The *real* reason why CSS broke! (Score:1, Insightful)
But only one key was discovered by reverse engineering. The protocol allows for key revocation (sort of) by pressing new discs without the compromised key.
The algorithm was analyzed, as the parent post explains, and it was found that a brute force approach could find the master key for any disc.
So the _real_ weakness is not due to the trusted client aspect. It simply does not matter when the algorithm itself can be broken with a brute force approach in a matter of minutes or seconds on a modern PC.
CSS vs. CSS (Score:5, Interesting)
Don't need deCSS to pirate DVDs? (Score:5, Informative)
The article says: The trial this week has been dominated by the prosecution's painstaking attempts to argue that Johansen deliberately contributed to the removal of copy protection of DVD films leading to their free distribution on the Internet.
But as far as I know, you don't need to decrypt a DVD in order to pirate it. You can just copy the encrypted data, optionally post it on the internet for your friends to copy, then burn the encrypted data onto a blank DVD. Isn't that right?
If that's true, then the prosecution case is considerably weakened. You only need deCSS if you want to convert the video to another, more convenient format.
Doug Moen
Re:Don't need deCSS to pirate DVDs? (Score:3, Insightful)
Yes, in fact DeCSS is a crap way to pirate DVD's.
If that's true, then the prosecution case is considerably weakened.
You have confused "law" and "justice"; there is no connection between the two.
TWW
Re:Don't need deCSS to pirate DVDs? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Don't need deCSS to pirate DVDs? (Score:4, Informative)
From what I understand, CSS makes use of codes embedded in a factory-written part of the DVD media. Standard DVD burner and media combinations do not support this marking of a disk as CSS-scrambled. Of course making a perfect replica of a DVD would mean that decrypting it isnt neccessary, but standard DVD-writers just don't support this.
If you want to create your own encrypted DVDs, you can buy special [more expensive] 'Authoring' media, (as opposed to the 'General Purpose' DVD-R media which is the consumer standard). AFAIK though, the data written to the disk must be encrypted with keys matching those embedded on the fabricated part of the disk.
Re:Don't need deCSS to pirate DVDs? (Score:2, Interesting)
> media, (as opposed to the 'General Purpose' DVD-R media which is the consumer standard).
There is another difference between "Authoring" and "Consumer" as well. It has a different
surface coating and is written with a slightly different laser frequency. So you can write a
logically 100% correct DVD with decryption key area, but it won't play in "consumer" players
for physical reasons. Much like CD-RWs don't play in old CD players.
Re:Don't need deCSS to pirate DVDs? (Score:2)
CSS is actually cleverer than you think.
Clever enough to keep hundreds of Chinese Kiosks from selling pirated DVD's in the streets?
Re:Don't need deCSS to pirate DVDs? (Score:1)
No, not at all. If you followed the thread through you would see that it was in response to a question about weather or not DVDs can be copied without decryption.
Of course CSS turned out to be useless, but that was thanks to DeCSS. I find it higly amusing how the movie industry hires the best subcontractors who claim to have developed an 'unbreakable' technology. They threw millions at securing DVD. And all it took was one person skilled and knowledeble enough to outwitt them.
Re:Don't need deCSS to pirate DVDs? (Score:2)
Net based movie piracy only became practical once DVD encryption was cracked, as they could then be recoded using DivX which made transfer feasable.
Remember you could pirate CDs before MP3, just that nobody did.
Anticapitalist laws (Score:4, Insightful)
The same is true of region coding: it is a method of creating artificial scarcity, i.e. of anticompetitive market manipulation.
And this, in the end, is what most of the wrangling decried on Slashdot is about -- companies that were formerly highly competitive using their success to suppress competition that might lead to their downfall. Unfortunately, so accustomed are "capitalists" to admiring gigantic corporations that they can, without blinking, swallow the notion that anticompetitive behavior is a form of competition. It is indeed, but only in a political sense, not a market sense, and market competition is what capitalism is about.
Major media oblivious (Score:2, Insightful)
This reminds me of drugs trials (Score:3, Insightful)
And we all know how successful it was, don't we. Drugs were stamped out completely. The CIA and the Marines eliminated all drugs from Asia and South America, and the State of Florida obtained its entire GSP from tourism and orange juice.It was just as successful as Prohibition.
Yes, I know this is a rant. I'm pissed off because moronic Norwegian prosecutors are sending, as usual, the wrong message to the kids. Adults are stupid, technically crass, and misuse their power. And they suck up to the people with lots of cash.
Just the message to send the next generation.
Puzzling... (Score:2)
(Boo, sorry, couldn't resist.)
Essential Norwegian (Score:2)
Jeg frykser av meg rump venting for billeten - I am freezing my ass off waiting for a ticket!
Dra til helvete, Jack Valenti - fuck you, Jack Valenti
Faen dette folk fra MPAA er Rasshølene - Damn these movie execs are assholes
Slashdot har skriv om det allerede - Slashdot already posted this *keep this especially handy!
Ha det bra (Have a good one),
--Joey
Re:Essential Norwegian (Score:1)
Re:Essential Norwegian (Score:1)
Slashdot har allerede skrevet om dette.
Re:I'm happy! (Score:2, Funny)
Sadly only about 45% can write english...
And I'm glad running jokes are still in. (Score:1, Offtopic)