ZDNet Australia Interviews Richard Alston 138
ynotds writes "ZDNet Australia has an interview with notorious Australian IT Minister Senator Richard Alston which could even be read as suggesting that he, like some others in the Australian government, has learned a little about his portfolio during his 7 years at the helm. He responds openly about his censorhip regime, lack of action against spam and his antipathy towards Electronic Frontiers Australia but refuses to get into details on cyberterrorism response and security expenditure."
Alston's an Idiot (Score:2)
Re:Alston's an Idiot (Score:2)
Exactly, who ever heard of something really useful that benefits the community, but expensive, being available for free. Like free roads. Or free education. Or free healthcare.
Re:Alston's an Idiot (Score:1, Insightful)
Now who has ever heard of free taxes? I want some of those.
Re:Alston's an Idiot (Score:4, Insightful)
Free electricity? Nope.
Free telephones? Nope.
Free air conditioning? Nope.
Nothing is free; it all has to be paid for somewhere. All the things you mentioned are paid for, by the taxpayer. The only people clamouring for anything "free" are the ones who have made the deliberate decision that taxpayer-funding will result in them getting more from the system than they have contributed, i.e. they want their personal luxuries to be subsidized by other people's work.
Re:Alston's an Idiot (Score:1)
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Re:Alston's an Idiot (Score:2)
Yeah. Roads are fairly essential. Edumacation is pretty darn essential for a working society. Healthcare is essential (even if American's don't think so). I think broadband is in a different category. I certainly don't want to pay for your pr0n viewing pleasures with _my_ taxes.
Re:Alston's an Idiot (Score:2)
You're starting to sound a bit like Mr. Alston. Keep in mind that roads, education, healthcare, etc all indirectly contribute to the manufacture and delivery of porn. Your taxes have already paid for other people's pleasure.
No, Alston is just undead (Score:1)
Srg. Shultz gave Oz IT to the USA. (Score:3, Interesting)
First off Telstra's systems are basically owned by IBMGSA. I have worked as an independant contractor through EDS, IBMGSA and IBM-Biz as a developer/team leader on Telsra's internal IT systems from 95-2001. Telstra and MS are good mates, you cannot get Telstra to intall broadband unless the service man eyeballs an "original MS-Windows CD". Apparently the certifiacte that comes with an OEM machine in place of the CD is not good enough, anyhow I digress.
When two of IBM's board members turned up on the Telstra board in the mid 90's, guess who got the megabuck five year outsourcing deal in the late 90's. IBM then spent the first three years documenting and testing everything. "Y2k & GST & CSG & LNP...", "its important", "gotta be done". "Pssst, Telstra you could make a truck load of your workers redundant and impress your new shareholders". "We will make offers to the key people with "Y2K" knowlage ( suckers ).
Year number 4 sees IBM rewrite just about everything they could and re-arrange the org chart on a daily basis. By this time they didn't need expensive "contractors" ( read Alston's SME's ) because Telstra's systems were declared "Functionally stable".
A cynic might say that they froze development and systematically dispersed the old corprorate IT knowlage as best they could in order to gain control. ( The employees refer to IBM as the "Borg mother ship" ).
IBMGSA called it "diversifying skills" and "new challenges", had grand speaches about "mindshare" and played "who hid my cheese" videos to the troops.
Suddenly the telecomms/IT market took a nose dive at the height of the re-org and everything turned to crap. The result, as I see it, is that Telstra's IT is now stocked with MS cerified TAFE graduates spending most of thier time on procedures designed to "push back on problems".
There will never arise a multi-national IT company from Oz. As soon as one pokes its head up the US boys will just kick the crap out of it. What happened to EDS I hear you ask, well since MS already had the education franchise they went on to do the the South Australian Government and ( I think ) the Commonwealth bank.
Alston is the Australian answer to Sergent Shultz ..."I know nothinnnnnnng, NuuuThink. H'er Comondant Johnny".
Alan Mortimer.
BSc, Computer Science.
Melb,
Australia.
BTW. I do not make any representations for the above companys. But I do appreciate the income they gave me for a while. Politians who want my vote are fair game for comic relief :o).
Re:Srg. Shultz gave Oz IT to the USA. (Score:2)
Hehe, why does that sound *so* like Microsoft? :-)
I just bought an HP server off Telstra (Score:1)
You guys, you guys! (Score:5, Funny)
Go read it!
Re:You guys, you guys! (Score:2)
And whoever rated that redundant apparently hasn't kept up with the latest in Slashdot posting styles.
Re:You guys, you guys! (Score:2)
Hey, if you're going to post a dupe, at least do the editing that the Slashdot editors can't be bothered doing.
amazing... (Score:3, Insightful)
Considering the drivel Alston normally comes up with, this interview seemed to be quite good. Anyone involved in the Australian IT and/or telecommunications industry would be honestly shocked and amazed that Senator Alston even knew what 'spam' was! (even if he still doesn't read his own email)
Re:amazing... (Score:3, Funny)
He does: "It's what broadband gives you besides games and pornography."
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Re:You'll have to admit (Score:1)
Just my 2 cents of euro...
the money (Score:1)
Don't know what was worth reading in that (Score:2)
Re:Don't know what was worth reading in that (Score:2, Interesting)
Apart that, yeah, fairly political thingy...
Slow news day? (Score:1)
from the article... (Score:5, Funny)
Has nobody told this guy that porn and games drive demand for the Internet in the whole world?
First they ban porn... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:First they ban porn... (Score:1)
freedom of speech (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:freedom of speech (Score:1)
Re:freedom of speech (Score:2)
When was the last time you watched the Simpsons? Next time you do, remeber that it was brought to you by an Australian company...
Re:freedom of speech (Score:1)
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Fosters (Score:2)
And who's even heard of Tooeys?
Fosters... the rest of the world can have that ;) (Score:1)
Coopers [coopers.com.au] is Australian for REAL beer
Re:Fosters... the rest of the world can have that (Score:1)
Yep - we're onto it. Never touch aussie beers myself.
Speights Old Dark [speights.co.nz] and Monteiths Black [monteiths.co.nz], are my favourites.
Speights is brewed in Otago, Monteiths was brewed on the West Coast until the brewery moved to Auckland.
Why pay $$$ for imported beer when local stuff is just as good.
My NZ$0.02.
Oh, give me a break. (Score:2)
Ahhh, that explains why the Simpsons all speak in American accent, and live in Springfield, the most common name for a city in the USA. They also make fun of Australians in hilarious ways... as well as everyone else. But honestly, I think that many Aussies may not have seen those episodes.
I think it would be better that you said that the Simpsons were BANKROLLED by an Australian corporation... not brought to you by them.
After all, those are AMERICAN JOKES you're laughing at. You know. Those warhead Americans. Baby killers. But please, continue to bash away, telling us that were all like our "war mongering president" (and nevermind that most of America REALLY WANTS REVENGE, BIG TIME) that hasn't yet started a war... even after being attacked on American soil.
Honestly, how many Bali blasts do you people need to understand that religious based racism isn't solely directed at the USA, but simply is the easy reference card for genocide?
Re:Oh, give me a break. (Score:1)
Now before I get modded down I want to say this, you know why we laugh at the Simpsons down here? Because they represent the worst of the American self absorption. You people couldn't get your heads out of your butts long enough to realise why people around the world don't like you. And its not becuase you are the land of the free and the brave, its because your governments have done over nearly every thirld world country on the planet from the Middle East to most of Asia.
For a country who says that you promote freedom and democracy you sure have a good knack for backing the biggest bastards on the block (can someone say Saddam for me).
When you can come back with an a country that America has truly liberated and put on the path to democracy and freedom without screwing them over then you can talk.
No action against spam .... ??? (Score:2, Insightful)
National Office of Information Economy,
The Spam Problem and How it can be Countered - Interim Report, Aug 2002,
[pdf] [noie.gov.au]
While it is tempting to legislate Unsolicited Bulk Email out of existance (e.g. EU eCommerce directives), I think it might be better in the long-term for the governments to recognise the quasi-tribunal measures the private sector is establishing (SPEWS, RBL, etc). There's a test case in Perth at the moment (http://t3-v-mcnicol.org) which the government could take note of and if it gets to the appeal stage, might lead to de jure recognition of SPEWS and other abatement measures.
LL
Quick summary (Score:2, Insightful)
Alston's opinion on broadband in Australia seems to be "we're doing better than other places". That's not necessarily a good thing. People aren't going to start taking advantage of it until it gets cheap and ubiquitous, and it's not going to get cheap and ubiquitous until lots of people start using it.
personally... (Score:4, Informative)
Well for regional centres the access to broadband is less than adequate and if it is pushed to be a private enterprise company then the new owners might not bother with the regional centres because of the cost involved.
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On the other hand, I completely agree with you on the point that Alston has no clue about the IT and telecomms industry. I mean, had he actually had any experience with a large-scale communications network before 1996 or so? Even using the Internet? I have my doubts there. Heck, most slashdotters probably used a computer before he did, and he's minister for IT.
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Question (Score:3, Funny)
Out of curiosity, where did you aussies pick up those people to run your Government? Law firms? Car insurance companies?
Microsoft?
Re:Question (Score:1)
Re:Question (Score:5, Funny)
My first temptation was to mention George Dubya Bush, but I'm not sure if you're american
But seriously (!), as an aussie who has spent a fair amount of time overseas, this is quite an interesting point. The attitude of the average australian to politics is hard to define - complete apathy is the closest thing I can think of but that's not quite right either. All I can say is that it's quite different from anywhere else in the world.
(Yes, I do realise I'm generalising and oversimplifying here)
All of the politicians and most of what they stand for are completely hated (that's too strong a word, but it will do). Australians have accepted that they care for nothing more than the next election and protecting their massive superannuation payouts. Whenever a politician speaks, they are just dribbling the same bullshit (read the interview carefully - is any of the questions actually answered?) and lies, and nothing worthwhile is actually going to happen.
Australians seem to realise that no matter who is elected, they will do the same crap job as whoever was in power before. If the same major party is elected they'll do the same crap job, if the other major party is elected they'll spend 3 years undoing what the previous government did and accomplish nothing anyway. There seems to be a genuine feeling that if every poiltician disappeared tomorrow Australia would actually be better off as a country.
The upshot of this attitude to politics is that nobody with the slightest grain of intelligence wants to be a politician, so we get people like Richard Alston. You just have to look at our prime ministers over the years
Re:Question (Score:3, Insightful)
I would certainly agree that politician may be above child pornographer in the Australian list of professions, but not by much. I mean there are political scandals in every country, and incompetent politicians too (who can even be elected president) but the problem of disrespect seems particularly high in Australia.
That's unfair (Score:2)
The other thing that should be pointed out is that the policies Alston implements are probably not entirely his own views. He has them imposed from above (the Prime Minister and the rest of cabinet) and below (the Liberal parliamentary caucus imposing things on Cabinet occasionally), and he just implements them. Blame the government as a whole, not Alston. He's just the schmuck that drew the short straw.
Re:That's unfair (Score:1)
I don't imagine pork-barrelling your party's electorates really counts as corruption, but it's pretty odious at the best of times, and both parties have been guilty of it (the 'sports rorts' affair for Labour, the Federation Fund for the Liberals).
Also, Howard's "Code of Ministerial Conduct", introduced after he took office, was a bit of a laugh, as it kept on being violated and he wouldn't do anything to the guilty parties. His Resources Minister owned a load of coal shares and his Small Business Minister ran a few shopping centres on the side.
There's always Crikey [crikey.com.au] if you want more, mostly true, dirt on Aussie politics.
Re:That's unfair (Score:2)
[in no particular order other than the one I remember them in]
* Paul Keating & his pig farm
* Joh Bjelke-Peterson (pretty much every time he opened his mouth)
* Bob Hawke - "By 1990 no child will live in poverty"
* Bob and Blanche
* Bob Hawke playing cricket with the PM's XI
* Little Johnny playing cricket with the PM's XI
* WA Inc, Alan "I'm not your bitch" Bond, Laurie Connell and Christopher "wheezey" Skase
* Jeff Kennett's regime
* Pauline Hanson and One Nation
* Senator Brian "Don't let me catch you looking at naughty pictures" Harradine
* The speaker of the house who got an enormous injury payout because he fell off his bike
wait, maybe I do understand where all that political apathy comes from
Re:That's unfair (Score:1)
The man who perfectly summed up benevloent dictatorship: "Don't you worry about that."
NSW police corruption up until the mid-1990s* (e.g. Blue Murder, etc.) is probably the most serious endemic corruption I can think of, along with JB-P's reign in Queensland. I am, however, worried by the politicisation of the Public Service, as we saw prior to the last election, with public servants not passing on information that their bosses would have found it politically unfortunate to hear.
(*I actually think that NSW police corruption hasn't been fully wiped out, but that the reforms have made it harder for those involved to work the way they were.)
Re:That's unfair (Score:2)
I agree the rot starts at the top and spreads downwards.
Re:That's unfair (Score:2)
HDTV is designed to distract the average consumer from the fact that the government has legislated away the possibility of using the spectrum much more efficiently allowing a lot more competition.
Re:Question (Score:2)
Hey, Abraham Lincoln was pretty cool! (grin)
Trust me, people though politicians were tools back then, too. It's an American vice to think that you can rag on a profession like politicking or teaching and expect it to magically improve. Then again, the criticism liberates us from responsibility for our political apathy.
Re:Question (Score:2)
Funny, this is how quite a few Americans feel about our politics, particularly after the last election...
Re:Question (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Question (Score:3, Informative)
Disclaimer: IANAA (I am not an Australian).
The ministers that make up the Australian Cabinet are selected from the elected Members of Parliament in the ruling party. I imagine that they are chosen by the Prime Minister in consultation with his party. As in many other UK-style parliamentary democracies (ie England, Canada, etc.) there is little public input into the selection of ministers--though unpopular choices will often be shuffled off into other posts fairly quickly.
Deputy ministers hold unelected staff position, and they are usually the ones that actually have a good understanding of the portfolio and deal with it on a day-to-day basis. Some ministers are more clued-in than others.
There is no equivalent to the Senate confirmation process that exists in the United States, which is something of a mixed blessing. There isn't any public debate about choice of ministers. On the bright side, you have to option of not reelecting particularly annoying Ministers.
The system has its flaws--but it does mean that anyone who holds a cabinet post has had to win an election. In the States, I note that the current Attorney General was nominated shortly after losing his election bid to a dead man. (In principle, IIRC Ministers do not have to be sitting Members of Parliament, but this is almost unheard-of. A Minister without a seat would not be able to speak during government debates--utterly a sitting duck. The Opposition would eat him alive.)
Re:Question (Score:2)
That's OK, it's not your fault
The system has its flaws--but it does mean that anyone who holds a cabinet post has had to win an election.
In theory, this is correct, but in practise, particularly when it comes to ministers, it doesn't really work that way. Australian politics is effectively a two-party system - Liberal and Labour. Although there are minor parties (Democrats, Nationals) and the rare independent, because of the preference system (and voting in Australia is compulsory) they tend not to pick up many seats, though they can have a major effect through their preference allocation. Also, some seats are much safer than others. Often the cabinet ministers can be moved around into these seats if they are in danger of possibly losing their own seat (Kim Beazley did this I think - his old electorate were mighty pissed off with him for it too). Some of these seats are so safe that the voting there is really a foregone conclusion. In effect, these could be considered a "free" election win.
Re:Question (Score:1)
Australian politics is effectively a two-party system - Liberal and Labour.
Nitpick: That's Labour and the Coalition (Liberal and National parties).
If the upper-class city-folk and country bumkins didn't work together, the flaming unions would be running the show..
Re:Question (Score:2)
In principle, IIRC Ministers do not have to be sitting Members of Parliament, but this is almost unheard-of.
That's wrong, there is a constitutional provision (s 64) that requires ministers to be members of Parliament, at least at Commonwealth level. Non-members may hold a ministerial position for a period of up to three months without being an elected MP, but this is to allow continuity of government during election periods, during which Parliament (or, at least, the House of Representatives) is dissolved and doesn't technically exist.
Re:Question (Score:2)
From memory, I beleive that over 50% of the politicians in Australia are lawyers. Don't know what the percentage is in other countries.
Going to censor this? (Score:1)
more background information for ppl (Score:1)
Many ISP's is better than one big ISP. (Score:3, Insightful)
Q. Why isn't there a single successful Australian IT company competing and shining on the world stage? Can you name one?
A. I think that's a bit misleading in some ways. I don't know if you should put all your eggs in one basket. In many ways it's better to have a series of smaller companies coming through.
... That is truncated. I agree with that statement. The net was probably better off in the US when there were many small ISP's (rather than just AOL, AT&T, etc).
Jokes on you. (Score:1)
Actually mate, nobody here drinks that shit. We export the lot. We name it "XXXX" because we don't know how to spell "cats piss" in any foreign languages.
Re:Jokes on you. (Score:1)
I think its just a case of lazyness, we can't be fucked to find out how to print 100 languages onto a can, and still have space for a logo.
Re:Australian Beer Joke (Score:1)
Information on Senator Alston (Score:1, Informative)
Eat me like a sausage!
Re:Information on Senator Alston (Score:2)
Alston humour (Score:3, Funny)
More censorship humour [danny.oz.au].
Danny.
The full story (Score:4, Informative)
Senator alston is famous for quotes such as "Broadband is only used for pornography" and "3 gigabits (note bits) is enough for everyone".
He was the head of a 4 million dollar investigation of how spam affects australian businesses. A 98 page report was the output of 4 million dollars of Tax payers money.
I personally believe that he is out of touch with technology, and is being hand fed statistics and information by australias technology corporations, in their favour.
Without the necessary infastructure, Australia as a country can not expect to keep their IT professionals in Australia.
Sheep rhyme for you Australians (Score:1, Funny)
She tied it too a pylon,
10,000 volts went up its bum,
And turned its wool to nylon.
Alston.. (Score:1)
I rarely rant, but I truely think his attitude is 'ignorance is bliss'.
Stupid amounts of Tax payers money is wasted on reports that seem to favor the big T (Also know as Telstra) One can be cynical into thinking this is done to "fatten up" Telstra for the rest of it to be sold to the public as shares.
For those who dont know, and its probably been covered above, Telstra is the largest telecomminications and data carrier in Australia - Has a Monopoly on 80% of all comms infastructure, originally owned by the Taxpayers of Australia, the government saw it fit to sell it back to us!!
1/3 of Telstra remains in Government hands.
Genius, like it to you buying a VCR, somebody stealing it from you and then offering you to buy it from them, effectivly paying for it again..
Crazyness..
Re:Alston.. (Score:1)
The day after the hugely successful initial sale of shares (25%? 33%?), a female comedian on the radio made a similar analogy. I think it was Judith Lucy on Martin/Molloy, and she likened it to going down to the pawn shop the day after your house was burgled to buy all your stuff back.
Of course the shares sold like crazy. It's always been ours, and we didn't want to see Telstra added to the already-too-long list of Australian companies owned/controlled by overseas interests. Nothing racist or xenophobic, we just want the profits to stay within the country.
Do the imperfect? or don't do the imperfect (Score:2, Interesting)
It looks like he views the imperfect solution as superior to doing nothing.
But when asked about spam, and plans to legislate about that, he says: (Really not sure exactly HOW much spam would be "clogging up the system"!)
These statement seem inconsistent to me. What do others think?
Tacit agreement between gov. and "community" (Score:2)
To reply to your actual point, yes it's a complete contradiction. However, the sector of the population who care about IT policy (beyond the ridiculous debate about "selling Telstra") is vanishingly small, and probably vote solidly Labor anyway. So Alston can do what he pleases on every other IT and communications issue.
£29 unlimited broadband (Score:2, Insightful)
While a lot of slashdot readers won't appreciate this, I read that article over my £29 unlimited broadband connection. That's not cheap for England, nor is it unusual.
To even start to pretend that Australia's broadband is better than what is available in England is a load of rubbish. For less than the price of a full-priced computer game or a full priced DVD i have unlimited broadband. The same price in Australia gives me access to a continually failing service with a 3gig cap. If i want to download more than 3gig on the major provider i'm looking at a bill four times the monthly cost. Pretending that 'purchasing power' has something to do with the perceived value of broadband is a load of rubbish. Not only is the broadband deal in England far superior than in Australia on a 'purchasing power' basis but it's far better when just doing a direct currency conversion.
Re:£29 unlimited broadband (Score:2)
o Australia is slightly smaller than America, but has a population of 20 million.
o Britain is slightly smaller than Oregon and has a population of 60 million
o Britain has a large amount of transatlatic bandwidth installed, and is conveniently next door to continental Europe.
o Australia is fscking miles from anywhere.
Now taking the above facts into consideration perhaps you could think about why broadband access is more expensive in Australia than London? You might also consider that when I am at home 30 minutes ride from Charing Cross on good old Connex South East, I cannot get broad band. That's right: scarcely outside the M25 and broadband connections are simply not available.
Re:£29 unlimited broadband (Score:1)
I think you missed my point.
Richard Alston, in the article, claims that Australian broadband on a 'purchasing power' basis is better value than broadband in the UK.
As someone that's been a consumer of broadband in both countries my view is that what he's saying is a crock of shit.
While in Australia using Telstra's 100meg internal limit on cable, then on their 'unlimited' cable, then on their 'unlimited' ADSL then on their 3gig cap i found the broadband experience to be horrible - Constantly worried about what you are doing, making sure you aren't breaking stupid rules, feelig restricted in what you can and can't do.. mind you this is referred to as Telstra's 'Freedom Plans'.
I've now been using British Telecom's ADSL for over 6 months. I have no complaints and feel it is brilliant. I could be m,mistaken, there may be far superior broadband offering in the UK and else where in the world, but I spent too long in Australia on 'broadband' to have any complaints about BT's offerings.
Re:£29 unlimited broadband (Score:2)
Ah, I see now. Actually it was Management Consultants A.T.Kearney who said that, but either way 10 minutes with google prooves it to be, as you say in excellent Aussie style, a crock of shit.
I am particularly confused as to how they have come to this conclusion when telstra advertises a 3GB per month connection at about £35, whereas in the UK an uncapped service at the same provision speed is £30. Taking into account purchasing power parity, the difference is much worse, as I imagine you have discovered when you bought your first pint in London. Apologies for being a patronising arse earlier.
community animosity for Telstra (Score:1)
it's this kind of comment that senator luddite is famous for. internet is a luxury in the bush, sometimes you can't even even get a telephone line [telstraexposed.com]
never mind that i had to wait 3 months for a landline, and I live in a large rural city
fuck telstra, for their ongoing abuse and total and utter incompetence. animosity is an understatement
Haven't read of any ? (Score:1)
RA: I haven't read of any.
I always suspected Richard Alston was illiterate.
Re:mirror (Score:2, Insightful)
(1) The site is ZDNet *Australia*, so there's going to be a delay getting their pages.
(2) If you're going to post the contents of another web page here, make sure you include the *formatting*, otherwise you might as well have hammered your keyboard randomly for 10 minutes.
Re:mirror (Score:1)
One doesn't need to read
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My Mind. (Score:1)
Spinning, spining,feet in the air.
His wallet droped out,alongside some hair.
The courtiers found it,and tore it asunder.
So who now listens, to fools from down under.
Beware, Croc's are trained to eat tourists and water buffalo.
Re:Moderators on crack? (Score:1)
Re:Moderators on crack? (Score:1)
From what I've heard, the US navy reckon they are cool because they were calling for airstrikes all over the place.
They were the poor bastards who had to go in and light up the targets. It wasn't too bad for them considering that the majority of Australia is similar climate wise.
As for having an education system that doesn't prefer athletes or rich pricks, you must be one of those city snobs or at least are closer to "civilisation" than I am, as a geek I was on the absolute bottom of the food chain at school, a total nobody, it is only a handful of teachers that actually notice. Times are changing though, even if it is slow going.
As the original submitter (Score:2)
But you might need to be an Australian and a Stones fan to understand why.
Time to go help ensure the party in power federally don't sneak back into our state.
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