Buggy Bugging Backfires On German Police 289
Alethes writes "The BBC is reporting that German police have been caught bugging cellphones at the expense of criminal suspects who found a unknown and inaccessible voicemail number listed on their bills that was being used to record calls. Telecommunications authorities said that nearly 20,000 lines were currently being tapped."
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Scheiße - roughly pronounced "Schiess", but I believe "Do'h!" works.
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Exactally. "The crooks found out we are tapping their phones"..."Shit!" (or replace with "Do'h")
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Remember Wolfenstein?
Halt!
Kommentein!
Aus Pass?
Vonsaff!
You panic and run into a wall:
###BERRP!###BERRP!###BERRP!###BERRP!###BERRP!
Ok, so I KNOW the Vonsaff is wrong..
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Remember Wolfenstein?
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Or, my personal favorite:
GUTEN TAG! [BLAM][BLAM][BLAM][BLAM][BLAM][BLAM]
It's hard to believe that actually scared me at one point in my life, but it did.
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Schutzstaffel!
I'm not sure if the spelling's correct, and I think there's an umlaut over the U...
That was the name of the secret police.
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I believe it's roughly:
Scheißetwaswirklichschlechtesgeschehenundesüberras chtemichgroß
Used in a sentence:
Mein Automobil ist defekt. Scheißetwaswirklichschlechtesgeschehenundesüberras chtemichgroß!!!
(sorry about slashdot breaking the word in two. They obviously have no respect for the German language.)
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Ah German -- a word for everything. What was the one for "that feeling to get when your neighbor's house is on fire"? Ich vergesse.
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Perhaps schadenfreude is close enough?
Uh-oh, here comes the moderator who speaks German. Hide!
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Anyway, it's really funny to see English-speaking people speaking or even writing German.
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Back in the 20s, my grandfather, from Oberschlesien (Upper Silesia, now Poland), went to the University in Muenchen (Munich). After a week of listening to people speaking Bayrisch (Bavarian), he writes a letter home to his mother expressing shock at the number of foreigners in Muenchen -- in fact, he has yet to meet a German in the city, after an entire week!
Of course, he *was* an absent-minded professor type, but still...
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Don't bother to correct grammar/spelling -- I know I haven't done this since high school. Didn't know I'd face situations like this.
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The English translation would be "tank".
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In the Bundeswehr something like "Schützengrabenvernichtungspanzerkraftwagen" would probably become something like "SGVPKW".
I can safely assure you that _noone_ ever uses such words in Germany. They are understandable, but they would be incredibly bad style. In fact, every normal german text could probably translated word-by-word (except for the word order) and would be accepted as a perfectly ordinary text by native english speakers; the same goes for english->german translations.
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Oh, the english military gobblespeak is just as bad. You just don't have the lingual option of just merging the words to form new ones.
Think of the "highly mobile multipurpose wheeled vehicle". HMMWV. Also called M998. Or just Humvee.
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Scheiß etwas wirklich schlechtesgeschehenundesüberraschtemichgroß
and got this English translation:
Shit somewhat really bad-happen-and-surprise-me-largely
Oops! (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Oops! (Score:4, Funny)
Indeed. My wife is half German and half Mexican. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I never realized how quickly I'd get tired of sauerkraut tacos.
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The news here is (Score:4, Interesting)
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Librarians should follow this lead (Score:3, Interesting)
Perhaps this can be employed by your local librarian [slashdot.org] as well:
"Oh, that's a not a late fee, that's the 'records retrieval' charge... Gee, I'm sorry, that should have been billed to the FBI, let me take that off of your account. Now, do you still want me to fetch that Civil Engineering book on demolition explosives?"
Headline (Score:2, Interesting)
Buggy bugging, ha!
Great (Score:5, Funny)
Record all of their conversations in voicemails, then charge them for the priviledge. Go Patriot Act!
Re:Great (Score:2, Informative)
Misconception numero duo, that the German police were attempting to charge suspects for their being wiretapped. No, if you (once again) read the article it is clear that these suspects being charged on their bills WAS the screwup. Obviously the German Police did not want these potential baddies to get a mystery charge on their cell bills and tip them off to the fact that they were being bugged.
Finally, it doesn't appear to be, at least completely, the German Police's fault. What happened is, they fiddled their mobbys (the article doesn't spell it all out but by all appearances with an appropriate warrant and the cooperation of the phone company) so that when they made a call it would hook up and record the convo into a voicemail box. The phone company upgraded the phone software and the upgrade was incompatible: the bug made the caller get charged for the hook-up to the voicemail box, and that charge tipped them off that something was fishy. Oops.
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After all, these are just terrorists, right?
I had no idea a cellphone tap was this easy, or this easy to screw up.
Free call? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Perhaps more importantly... (Score:2)
If they were charged, will they get a refund?
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inaccessable? Can you say war-dialing? (Score:5, Insightful)
Hacking most voicemail boxes is so simple because of the simple password.
Not to mention war-dialing the number trying all possible passwords from a land line.
Amazing (Score:4, Funny)
That's the same combination I have on my luggage!
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Re:inaccessable? Can you say war-dialing? (Score:2)
Well, yeah, I suppose they could figure out a way into the mailbox, but all they would hear are the conversations they've already had.
"I said what?!? To who?!? Ohhh, I'm so mad... just wait 'till I get my hands on me!
Re:inaccessable? Can you say war-dialing? (Score:4, Interesting)
That's what happened up here. Guys were punching into the cops' voicemail, hearing them talk to their informants, making dates with their mistresses, giving their wives excuses for being late so they could keep their "date" with their mistress, etc.
Very embarassing
Re:inaccessable? Can you say war-dialing? (Score:2)
Yeah, it's called a booby trap.
Coming to a town near you (Score:5, Informative)
"A little-known amendment in the Senate version of the bill makes it much easier for ISPs to disclose e-mail communications without being served with a warrant, which had been prohibited before the Patriot Act of 2001." - wired
Check it here [wired.com]
It is too bad that this did not happen in England. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:It is too bad that this did not happen in Engla (Score:5, Informative)
Unfortunately, no
It is illegal for the UK media to report on incidents that involve national security.
Yeah, yeah, laugh as you want, you can even claim that it's rediculeus to claim it has anything to do with national security, laugh while you still have the right..
Re:It is too bad that this did not happen in Engla (Score:2)
Such as just last month, when they gagged the press from reporting allegations that the UK govenment contracted Al Qaeda to assassinate Gaddafi [smh.com.au].
Not only did they gag reporting the story, they also demanded that the media can't even report (or protest) the fact that they have been gagged!
Welcome to the free world. Leave your brains and integrity at the door please...
Re:It is too bad that this did not happen in Engla (Score:2)
That depends on the legality of the revolution. After the fiasco in Florida a couple of years ago, the Queen is reported to be seriously considering revoking the declaration of independence.
=o)
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If this happened in Amish country, it could read, "Buggy buggy bugging backfires in bucolic backwoods blunder".
I promise not to post for the rest of the day.
Re:It is too bad that this did not happen in Engla (Score:2, Informative)
Schultz - "I see nothing...I know nothing" (Score:2, Funny)
Installing new software (Score:2, Funny)
They should have read that SP3 EULA more carefully.
"...GIVES US THE RIGHT TO BLOW ALL CURRENT AND FUTURE INVESTIGATIONS"
I'm not sure what's worse.... (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:I'm not sure what's worse.... (Score:2, Interesting)
A good friend of my mother had been in regular contact with some RAF terrorists back in the '60s or '70s - AFAIK neither my mother nor said friend were actually involved in anything though. If I were in a situation like this I'd be curious to know how much the police has got in their archive about me.
Anyway, I don't think many people on Slashdot know details about German law, so I guess I'll have to find out myself whether this is possible...
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Related News from Finland (Score:4, Interesting)
Read the rest here [theregister.co.uk]. Now, I consider this worse - you can expect policy to breach privacy - but you are not supposed to expect that from a major telco....or...actually...are you?
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s/policy/police/
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Ofcourse, after the breach had been already made public by Helsingin Sanomat [helsinginsanomat.fi]. Anyway, yes, I agree - it's better that this is discussed publicly - than kept secret. Oh, and to me it's the same which telco it was - the interesting part is that atleast now everyone knows any company can get caught for it. Also, hopefully this makes the BOFHs at all the gazillion ISPs consider their acts before lurking customer emails - it still the same issue even though the media is different.
Installation of New Software? (Score:2)
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If only... (Score:2, Funny)
Worth Pointing Out (Score:5, Interesting)
Now here's something to think about: These German police who conducted this were up so sloppy that the bugging information showed up on phone bills. So: how many governments are doing this the right way (i.e. without the public's knowledge?)
Re:Worth Pointing Out (Score:2)
LANCE
VINCENT LANCEBillable wiretaps in New York (Score:5, Interesting)
The New York office of the FBI was wiretapping various Mafia types (with some success; they eventually broke the New York Mafia). The taps were done by New York Telephone, and were implemented by ordering a remote extension from the circuit to be tapped to an FBI office. This was a billable service, and it wasn't cheap; the total costs of all those circuits were a strain on the FBI budget.
One month, the FBI didn't pay the bill for one of their "extensions". The billing software then started billing the other party on the line, the person being wiretapped. Big embarassment.
This was part of the motivation behind CALEA. Not only did it hurt the investigation, but it embarassed the FBI. (The FBI is very thin-skinned. "Don't embarass the Bureau" started with Hoover and lives on.)
All this is in one of the books about how the FBI took down the New York Mafia, but I don't have the cite.
Re:Billable wiretaps in New York (Score:2)
if (!PaymentReceived(WiretappingAgency)) {
SendBill(Customer);
}
Oldie but goodie (Score:2, Funny)
All your calls are belong to us.
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ironic (Score:3, Funny)
How would the German police respond? (Score:5, Funny)
"Das cellphones ist nicht usen fur trakken das badfolken. Das policen ist nicht snoopen das folken a la 3rd Reich. Relaxen und watchen das bills increasen. And Kwitchurbelliaken."
Thank God the Berlin Wall Came Down (Score:2, Insightful)
But don't worry... (Score:5, Funny)
-Puk
Sounds like the film 'Brazil' (Score:3, Interesting)
Sounds to me like the Germans just sent the bill a bit early; they should have sent it after the investigation was complete.
1984 came late it seems...
Re:Sounds like the film 'Brazil' (Score:2)
No, it will be unfair on the rest of us. They'll come out of prison with huge debts, and have to commit more crimes to avoid going back in for lack of payment. Insurance premiums would go up massively; and the thieves will get less money on the item once they have fenced it than the item is worth, so non criminals lose out all the more.
What criminal uses their own phone? (Score:2)
On the other hand, once you have a stolen phone, none of the networks there are blocking the phone IMEI numbers. People don't often worry about blocking pay as you go SIM cards, so as long as you keep the card topped up within a certain period the SIM card and the number stays active.
There is then a pool of numbers and phones that are available to criminals, none of which is traceable to the criminals themselves.
Well, that's the tendency now... (Score:2)
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I just wish you could get this as a feature...
Re:Damn Krauts. (Score:2, Funny)
This would have never happened back in the good old days of Hitler!
Very funny. My grandfather died in Auschwitz.
He got drunk and fell out of his guard tower.
There is no limit to what we should do! (Score:4, Interesting)
German authorities can only use wiretapping in serious cases such as murder, money laundering, kidnapping or treason.
I think that when there are this many people who are being monitored, there's a problem. Just take a moment and think about the number of people it takes to monitor and administrate that level of surveillance!
Re:There is no limit to what we should do! (Score:2)
Re:It's worth it (Score:2, Informative)
News to me - where did you get this piece of information, please?
Easy! (Score:2)
Seriously, a significant amount of 9/11 planning took place in Germany (Hamburg?)
Balderdash (Score:3, Insightful)
"Al-Qaeda cells coordinating international terrorism is an everyday occurence in many German cities" -- you have direct knowledge of this? I haven't seen it reported anywhere. Maybe we suspect it is "an everyday occurrence" but suspicion without evidence is nothing, and acting on that to monitor 20,000 numbers would be harassment. Police doing "everything they can" would logically include what besides phone taps? Fighting terrorism is a worthy cause, but trashing everything we believe in to do it is not.
Give blame where blame is due, but nothing is gained by mindlessly rounding up the usual suspects. Al Queda is evil, and so is an authoritarian police state.
Re:It's worth it (Score:2, Interesting)
I agree. I would rather have you die in an act of terrorism than to give up my civil liberties...
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Re:Illegal? (Score:3, Insightful)
Err No.
A software glitch displayed information that was supposed to be private. I want to see posts on where the responsibility lies for 'software glitches'. Not "My privacy was invaded illegally". So far I can only see that there were 20k taps total, dozens in Germany. Home, Work, Cell. 3 per person. That gives you approx 6 thousand people total, say 'Telecommunications authorities".
But that's not the issue, I don't care about the legality of the taps, I want to know what the company has to give up because of their 'glitch'.
More importantly... (Score:2, Funny)
RMN
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A slight flaw in that argument (Score:2)
RMN
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Re:Um.....That Sux (Score:3, Insightful)
Why should they have rights?
Everyone should have rights.
Why should people who want to destroy us, and take away our livihood, and remove our liberties have any right?
What the hell is wrong with you. You're like every other idiot in this country that thinks "Well G Dubbaya is taking away rights of certain people so that I can keep mine and live a happy life." It reminds me of something I read a while ago -
In Germany they came first for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and still I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up.
If you change communists to terrorists, jews to muslims, trade unionists to hackers, you basically have the situation of today.
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Actually I was talking about protecting and defending your rights and the rights of other people. You don't seem to understand what's going on in this country, do you realize how many people were arested in NYC the weeks following 9/11 just because they looked suspicious and held for very long amounts of time (the law saying that they couldn't hold you for more than 48 hours or whatever amount of time was lifted.) They were given no right to an attorney, no lawyers, no phone call, no trial. If I were arrested I could have been sent to jail for 3 weeks, not been told what I did, then released and not able to fight back. Terrorists didn't take away our rights or liberties, the government did.
I'll use my liberties in this democracy to strongly defend not only those people who would take away my liberties, but also to keep a government that will protect my liberties using every possible measure available.
You will use your liberties to defend people who would take away the liberties and also a government that will protect your liberties by every possible measure available (by taking them away)? Wow so basically you're giving up your liberties and the liberties of all other citizens just so terrorists can't take away your liberties? Umm wait who has the power to give and take liberties... THE GOVERNMENT. So let's defend the government the only being capable of taking away liberties to stop terrorists from taking away our liberties (which they can't do anyway... I hope this eventually sinks through, only the GOVERNMENT can take away liberties and they've been doing that for over a year now.)
Re:Um.....That Sux (Score:2)
Would you rather spend 3 weeks in jail cooperating with federal investigators, or worry about being blown up in the next building that Al-Quida is going to blow up? It's no contest for me, I'm taking the 3 weeks.
-BrentRe:Um.....That Sux (Score:2)
Police: get in jail
You: Why?
Police: We said, GET IN JAIL!
You: I said WHY!
Police: Looks like we've got a trouble maker
*police throw you into jail*
You: Don't I get one phone call? Can't I speak to an attorney?
Police: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BWAHAHAHAHAHA did you hear that george, he wants a phone call!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
3 weeks later
Police: Well you can get out now
You: What did I do? I'm going to sue the crap out of this police department!
Police: HAHAHAHA SUE US!?!?! Good luck buddy but thanks to new laws we were legally allowed to detain you for nothing more than being suspicious.
You: Well I'm going to get someone to believe me and we'll fight back.
This is where people like you come in...
You: Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Other People: Whatever, that's what you get for being a terrorist ok.
You: A terrorist?!?! WHAT! I didn't do anything!!!
Other People: Sure you didn't, look at you, you're from palestine, you had to do SOMETHING!
Remind you of anything? Like the japanese during WW2 right after Pearl Harbor? Oh sure it's ok lock up all the Japanese, as long as they can't blow up any more of the armies bases we'll be fine, who cares if they'll be hated for the next few years and unable to get jobs after being arrested for absolutely no reason. Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.
Re:Um.....That Sux (Score:2)
Noce Troll, you got me. Good idea. If we take away thier right to a torture-free interrogation, we'll find that nearly 100% of the accused criminals confess to their crimes and we can execute them there in the interogation room.
There are reasons you can't take away any of someone's rights until they're convicted by a jury.
Oh, and it's a slippery slope. One day accused terrorists are held for just a month or two without being charged, a few years later they sodomize you until you confess to driving under the influence back in 1973, you dirty scum of a degenerate human you.
Re:Context for the Fascists (Score:2, Informative)